*** Official Raiders vs Bolts Thread ***

[pr_capone]

I'm not gonna do a play by play or anything but I think you might enjoy knowing that the Raiders are leading 7-0 right now.

[chief52]

That lead did not last long...7-7

[pr_capone]

Dammit.... Cromartie ran back the ensuing kick off to the 13 yard line.

[cdcox]

pr_capone has bad, bad mojo.

[PunkinDrublic]

Faider played us and the Donks tough let's hope this is the week they upset someone.

[blueballs]

your mojo
sucks

[pr_capone]

pr_capone has bad, bad mojo.

U kidding me?

13-1 at arrowhead including the win over the donx thursday. I have GREAT juju.

TD Sandy Eggo

[Kylo Ren]

Jano is a big, fat pig.

I think he pulled a hammy when trying to catch the kick returner.

[TinyEvel]

RAAAAAAYYYYYDUHS!
RAAAAAAYYYYYDUHS!
RAAAAAAYYYYYDUHS!

[Kylo Ren]

SD just kicked the KO out of bounds. Raiders on the 40.

[cdcox]

U kidding me?

13-1 at arrowhead including the win over the donx thursday. I have GREAT juju.

TD Sandy Eggo

Sounds like your in-person Chiefs mojo is okay.

But your opponent's-game-thread mojo is in serious doubt. I don't think the electrons that carried your thread starter had even come to rest before the Chargers scored.

[Archie F. Swin]

Here's to AB havin a great game...give Randy a reason to live.

[dj56dt58]

I feel like I'm worshiping satan

[Pierce]

Holding on the Raiders...d'oh!

[pr_capone]

I feel like I'm worshiping satan
LMAO LMAO LMAO

I know what you mean.... I think of it like the cheerleader who fellates the football team before the game so they feel nice and loose. She is just taking one for the team. So are we. :D

[TinyEvel]

Moss blows.

[pr_capone]

Sounds like your in-person Chiefs mojo is okay.

But your opponent's-game-thread mojo is in serious doubt. I don't think the electrons that carried your thread starter had even come to rest before the Chargers scored.

lol

I'm not sure all the positive juju in the world could help tha Raidahs in this game.

[DaFace]

Wow...that should have been an easy pick.

[Reerun_KC]

I dont want to play either one of these teams agian.. SD is stout and Oakland is playing much better with Brooks

[Kylo Ren]

I dont want to play either one of these teams agian.. SD is stout and Oakland is playing much better with Brooks Brooks is going to get hurt again. Their O-line sucks.

[Reerun_KC]

They seemed to be holding up pretty well, from the looks of it...

time eating drives

[pr_capone]

Looks like my juju is holding so far.

I honestly expected the score to be round 21-3 or so by now. :D

[DaFace]

Were you able to get SOP goin, pr_capone?

[VonneMarie]

Looks like my juju is holding so far.

I honestly expected the score to be round 21-3 or so by now. :D
The Raiderz need to survive the 2nd half...

[pr_capone]

Were you able to get SOP goin, pr_capone?
nope... I am back to a choppy as **** TVU.

Better than nothing I guess but I'm using it as a radio more than anything else cuz trying to watch this video is flat out painful.

[Crush]

Typical Marty. 27 seconds and two timeouts and you... kneel down and go to the half.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

From reading the play by play at NFL.com, it's like the Chargers were seriously looking ahead for some other game.

This sounds like a snoozefest.

[Crush]

Thomlinson had no room on the outside.

[Crush]

Blatant holding on Neal.

[Reerun_KC]

Typical Marty. 27 seconds and two timeouts and you... kneel down and go to the half.


Didnt Herm do that earlier this year?

[Crush]

Come on Raiders. :banghead:

[Crush]

Pinnock is no Michael Bennett.

[Crush]

Marty's going for it?

[Hammock Parties]

Rivers is getting exposed. I knew he couldn't keep it up.

[Crush]

Didn't get it... suck it Marty.

[Tactical Funky]

Suddenly, our recent close win against the Raiders doesn't look too bad...

[kcxiv]

Go Raiders. Marty is a lil more gung ho in his older days. He knows he doesnt have time to be conservative anymore.

[FAX]

Anybody know why Marty went for the first there?

9 plus minutes in the 3rd?

FAX

[Crush]

Anybody know why Marty went for the first there?

9 plus minutes in the 3rd?

FAX


I have no idea, Mr. FAX, that made me scratch my head too.

[VonneMarie]

TD, RAIDERZ!

[Crush]

TD RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooo

[kcxiv]

GO Faiders, haha

[Hammock Parties]

THE AUTUMN WIND IS A RAIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crush]

Of course, it will be overturned.

[Megbert]

WOOOOO!!! nice play by the raiders

Feel sooo dirty now.

[kcxiv]

Damn had to step out, typical raider season.

[Crush]

The Chargers pass defense sucks.

[Coach]

Gonna be challenged.

[Reerun_KC]

This is scarey. If the Raiders beat the Bolts, then our game in Oakland will be no give me.

They damn near beat us in KC....

[VonneMarie]

Raiderz will have the ball at the 3 yard line.

[KcMizzou]

This is scarey. If the Raiders beat the Bolts, then our game in Oakland will be no give me.

They damn near beat us in KC....I'll take our chances. Pulling a game closer to SD would be huge.

[VonneMarie]

1st and goal at the 2! Go Raiderz! PBJ

:huh:

[VonneMarie]

TD RAIDERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Wa-Z]

NICE

[Coach]

TD Roiders.

[Crush]

TD RAIDERS!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooo

[Reerun_KC]

Wow, Brooks is making the Raiders respectible...

Nah just kidding!

[FAX]

Way to not f*ck up, Raiders!!!!!

FAX

[Crush]

Nice coverage there, Jammer.

[Wa-Z]

Jammer...most improved player huh?

[blueballs]

the Raiders have a yeti

[stumppy]

I can't help but laugh my ass off when they show the faiders fans in the stands.
ROFLROFLROFL

[FAX]

Man. I have to watch this via the NFL java thingy.

Rivers' stats are terrible. As well as Tomlinson's. What's happening here?

FAX

[Crush]

The Raiders are getting to Rivers.

[Hammock Parties]

Man. I have to watch this via the NFL java thingy.

Rivers' stats are terrible. As well as Tomlinson's. What's happening here?

FAX

The football gods are smiling on us, FAX.

[Crush]

No room for Thomlinson, again.

[luv]

The football gods are smiling on us, FAX.
Shhh!! Don't jinx it!

[pr_capone]

HAHA!

pr_capone juju is teh r0x0rs!

[kcxiv]

Talk about a late flag, wow

[kcxiv]

HOrrible ****ing call

[Crush]

Um, that ref sucks.

[Crush]

Almost another Riverception.

[jjjayb]

Um, that ref sucks.

I don't think I've ever seen a ref wait that long to throw a flag.

[Crush]

DENIED!!! No soup for you! Suck it Marty!

[VonneMarie]

Sandy Eggo is getting shut down. I like it...

[KcMizzou]

perfect timing, there... wow

[Crush]

I don't think I've ever seen a ref wait that long to throw a flag.


It's almost as if he remembered that he was bought off.

[siberian khatru]

Bolts just sleepwalking through this game. At home, no less.

I hope we don't lose our edge like that @ Cleveland.

[Reerun_KC]

Sandy Eggo is getting shut down. I like it...

True, but I have Rivers and LT on my fantasy team....



Damn you Marty, I hope you rot in hell for being such a shitty coach.

[ChiefsfaninPA]

True, but I have Rivers and LT on my fantasy team....



Damn you Marty, I hope you rot in hell for being such a shitty coach.

You have to rationalize it by telling yourself it is better for your team (KC) than your FF team. Works for me.

[Frazod]

True, but I have Rivers and LT on my fantasy team....

This is why I'll never play fantasy football. We need these turds to lose. Screw your fantasy team.

[Warrior5]

The inevitable Chokeland self-destruct sequence is about to begin...

[Crush]

What shitty playcalling, Art.

[Reerun_KC]

This is why I'll never play fantasy football. We need these turds to lose. Screw your fantasy team.


I know I know... We need them to lose, but cant they lose 41-38 instead of this?

[Reerun_KC]

You have to rationalize it by telling yourself it is better for your team (KC) than your FF team. Works for me.


I will work on that. Hell I am 9-2 and have a first round bye locked up.. I should quit bitching, but I like to spank everyones a$$....

[Crush]

I know I know... We need them to lose, but cant they lose 41-38 instead of this?



No, seeing Marty screw up these offensive weapons is much more enjoyable.

[Crush]

No penalty, suck it Marty.

[Crush]

RIVERCEPTION!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[FAX]

Wow.

FAX

[Frazod]

Riverception! :LOL:

Marty must be losing his f#cking mind.

[Red and Gold Mania]

Hahaha.

[Coach]

Riverseption!

[Hammock Parties]

THE AUTUMN WIND IS A MOTHER****ING RAIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PriestMVP31]

wow...rivers hasnt been lookin so good.

[Crush]

Did anybody touch Moss?

[VonneMarie]

Rivers PWNED!

[pr_capone]

PICK!!!!!!

pr_capone JUJU IS ON A ROLL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crush]

Come on Bears, you douchebags!!!! :cuss:

[Crush]

Come on Bears, you douchebags!!!! :cuss:



Oops wrong thread.

[pr_capone]

Oops wrong thread.
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[Crush]

Damn, Brooks is sacked.

[Reerun_KC]

is he smiling?

[VonneMarie]

is he smiling?
ROFL

[Demonpenz]

**** typical martyball. BEAT OUR RIVALS IDIOT!

[Crush]

That timeout is going to bite them in the ass later.

[Reerun_KC]

Freaking Grossman.. 2nd pick.

[Frazod]

F#cking Jammer. 4321

[Coach]

Oh dammit.

I knew that was coming.

[Crush]

SHIT

[VonneMarie]

**** me to tears. :cuss:

[siberian khatru]

Choking f*ckers

[Reerun_KC]

now give it to LT!

kidding, but not really!

[Basileus777]

What happened?

[ChiefFripp]

Oak will find a way to blow it....that's just what they do.

[Coach]

Oakland challenging that Jammer was out of bounds earlier than where they are right now.

[Reerun_KC]

Brooks threw a pick.

Typical Brooks

[Brock]

Come on you worthless piles of poo!

[KcMizzou]

What happened?
INT, 35yd return by Jammer

SD ball at the 48 pending review

(looks like the play will stand)

[OldTownChief]

So far Tomlinson held to 43 yds.

[Reerun_KC]

Good Lord those Under Armor commericals are so gay

[VonneMarie]

Go Raiderz!

[Crush]

Typical Marty.

[Reerun_KC]

Marty and that try and draw them offsides BS...

God I hate Marty!

[Coach]

At least the dumb bastards in black and silver didn't jump.

[KcMizzou]

Check out that disciplined Raider team.

(Can anyone say that with a straight face?)

[Frazod]

Wow. They have the GREATEST RUNNING BACK IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE :rolleyes: and they're afraid to go for it on 4th and short?

:shake:

[Reerun_KC]

Chicago in the Redzone agian?

[Reerun_KC]

Wow. They have the GREATEST RUNNING BACK IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE :rolleyes: and they're afraid to go for it on 4th and short?

:shake:


Um they are going for it.

[Crush]

hahahahhaahahahahaha

[Reerun_KC]

OMG you have to be kidding me!

[OldTownChief]

Marty can't fool anyone with that shit anymore, even the Raiders.

[siberian khatru]

Hilarious!

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO!!!!

Chargers are amazingly stupid. GO RAAAAAAAAAAIDERS!

[jjjayb]

Freaking beautiful

[kcxiv]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[teedubya]

weird play.

[Reerun_KC]

Marty is going to blow a gasket on this one!

[Miles]

Hilarious

[Frazod]

Um they are going for it.

But why piss away the time out? Tards.

Looks like they f#cked it up anyway. :D

[OnTheWarpath15]

What an IDIOT!!

[KcMizzou]

LMAOLMAOLMAO

The Chargers pretend to be Raiders for a play.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Let me add a Hahaha to the mix.

[tk13]

What happened?

[VonneMarie]

TD, Bears.

[Crush]

Marty you're going to lose this challenge.

[siberian khatru]

Illegal forward pass? What?

[luv]

I LOVE IT!!!

[Miles]

WTF

[KcMizzou]

What happened?First down reception... jumped up and spiked the ball w/o ever being touched down.

Raiders recover.

[Crush]

What?

[siberian khatru]

NO ****ING WAY!

[Reerun_KC]

But why piss away the time out? Tards.

Looks like they f#cked it up anyway. :D


He did that in KC and would piss me off so bad!!!

[pr_capone]

ROFLMAO

WHAT A DOUCHE!!!!!!

[siberian khatru]

How is that not a fumble?

[Crush]

That's a fumble!!!!!

[Reerun_KC]

You have to be kidding me!

How can you call that?

[jjjayb]

Thats bullshit

[OnTheWarpath15]

How is that NOT a fumble?

[kcxiv]

wow, thats stupid

[VonneMarie]

WTF?

[milkman]

Mike Carey is ****ed.

[luv]

Illegal forward pass? What?
WTF? That wasn't a pass! He was dropping the ball.

[pr_capone]

Simply WOW

What a way to turn the ball over! LOL

[Coach]

Forward pass my ass. That's a fumble.

[Mecca]

That's ridiculous....if that's really the rule that's ****ing stupid.

[Frazod]

$$$$$$

[Reerun_KC]

Mike Carey is ****ed.


And he is usually pretty sharp on the rules and calls...


But still WTF is that?

[Red and Gold Mania]

What's happening guys? Can not see the game.

[Wa-Z]

WTF!?

[Reerun_KC]

Mike Carey is on top of this it looks like.

[VonneMarie]

**** that, that is a FUMBLE.

[pr_capone]

BULLSHIT

That was *NOT* a pass.

[Mecca]

Apparently cause he's not touched and threw it forward....its an illegal forward pass and not a fumble.

[Crush]

Are Dick and Cross arguing about time travel? That is just a ****ing fumble, there's nothing complicated about it.

[Crush]

WTF

[Frazod]

4321

[Reerun_KC]

What's happening guys? Can not see the game.


pass caught, not touched, jumped up and spun the ball. Raiders recover.


Now there is some major confusion on the results.


Okay SD first down.

[siberian khatru]

That's got to be the dumbest f*cking rule in the book.

[Iowanian]

i'm watching on tvu, but have no sound today.

What are they saying now?

It sure as hell looks like a fumble to me....The stupidest fumble in the NFL by Jackson.

[Mecca]

Basically the Chargers are rewarded for their player being a dipshit.

[ChiefsCountry]

Crap I actually agree with Randy Cross.

[Pierce]

OH What the hell. Bullshit.

[OnTheWarpath15]

This might be the most retarded rule in the book.

No different than a fumble forward.....

BS......

Mike Carey should be fired for that call......

Randy Cross is right for once....

[VonneMarie]

That should be Raiderz ball! WTF?

[Mecca]

i'm watching on tvu, but have no sound today.

What are they saying now?

It sure as hell looks like a fumble to me....The stupidest fumble in the NFL by Jackson.

It's ruled an illegal forward pass 5 yard penalty from where he did it so it's 1st and 15.....

[Hammock Parties]

This is a total cluster****er. The refs are completely ****ing the Raiders.

[Reerun_KC]

Basically the Chargers are rewarded for their player being a dipshit.


Pretty much!

[kcxiv]

Yeah, thats horrible. That should be a damn fumble, i dont believe it, if yoru stupid enough to do what Jackson did, it should be a damn fumble.

[siberian khatru]

Basically the Chargers are rewarded for their player being a dipshit.

Exactly.

[jjjayb]

So THAT was a forward pass but Colquits a few weeks ago wasn't? Show me the logic in that.

[TinyEvel]

WTF WTF WT WFWT WF WT WF WT WF @TFG WF WF WT WTR W RTW FWT WFANSEPEIG NA;ILSERHGpoiehf9pSJDHVF-9Psdegvp9iNSVINwiv OUIBVIWOerg9iOWHGIOWENgn
:banghead:

[milkman]

Apparently cause he's not touched and threw it forward....its an illegal forward pass and not a fumble.

So apparently you can't fumble forward.

[Iowanian]

He didn't pass it....he dropped it....just like a fumble that had been knocked out of his hand.

Bullshit.

[chief52]

Crazy, confusing play...but the officials got it right and explained it very well IMO. Sucks though :(

[Reerun_KC]

This might be the most retarded rule in the book.

No different than a fumble forward.....

BS......

Mike Carey should be fired for that call......

Randy Cross is right for once....


Cross is never right. Dont ever say that again.

[Crush]

Thomlinson got smacked and the Raiders are fired up.

[TinyEvel]

I've never been rooting for the Raiders more in my life!

[VonneMarie]

Basically the Chargers are rewarded for their player being a dipshit.
That's really ****ed up.

[Mecca]

This might be the most retarded rule in the book.

No different than a fumble forward.....

BS......

Mike Carey should be fired for that call......

Randy Cross is right for once....

They all discussed it so it's not just him.....

I still think in games like this part of the convo is "one team is good one team is bad...."

[Reerun_KC]

So apparently you can't fumble forward.

That is true you cant fumble forward. If you do you must recover it.

[siberian khatru]

This might be the most retarded rule in the book.

No different than a fumble forward.....



I know they changed the rule when Caspar fumbled the ball forward -- only the fumbler can recover it, or something like that. Did they also at some point change it to where you can't fumble forward anymore -- it's considered an illegal forward pass? That's nuts.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

I think I saw a couple of the officials looking around for a Bronco they could give the ball. Tagliaboob always said "When in doubt, always give the ball to Denver". Old habits die hard.

[Mecca]

So apparently you can't fumble forward.

I still think in these games when the team is at home and has a much better record than the other team.......the NFL would rather see the good team get the break.

[Mecca]

I know they changed the rule when Caspar fumbled the ball forward -- only the fumbler can recover it, or something like that. Did they also at some point change it to where you can't fumble forward anymore -- it's considered an illegal forward pass? That's nuts.

It's an interpretation rule and I guess they decided because he wasn't touched and threw the ball forward they decided it was a "pass" and not a fumble.

[Crush]

Hey Gates, good hands.

[Mecca]

And the Raiders get another penalty.....the refs are keeping the Chargers around.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Washington you douchenozzle.....

[Pierce]

Stupid PI by the Raiders.

[Hammock Parties]

Tyler Brayton just got tackled.

[Crush]

SHIT

[Pierce]

TD Gates

[Mecca]

Well you can thank the refs for that TD shouldn't have even been their ball.

[kcxiv]

Horrible RUles, and now its tied up.

[Demonpenz]

TOOOUCHDOWN GATES PBJ!

[unlurking]

F@CK THE DOLTS!!!

aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhh

[siberian khatru]

I swear that play ALWAYS works

[raptorrage]

and LT throws for a TD lmao

[Wa-Z]

blah...

[OnTheWarpath15]

SD got their early Xmas present....

[Reerun_KC]

Thank you Raiders for being such Stupid douches!


Now come on Brooks, lets get this thing going....

[pr_capone]

GDI GDI GDI

[Demonpenz]

Ltizzle in the hizzle!

[Coach]

And looks like the Raiders aren't going to amount much, especially when the officials are against them.

[Pierce]

Can LJ throw a pass? Weshould try it with LJ and Bigfoot.

[VonneMarie]

What a shitty @ss game. :eek:

[Red and Gold Mania]

Way to bribe the ****ing refs!

[ChiefFripp]

No way The Raiduhs will recover from this. Expect Brooks to go apesh!t and be the first QB in history to somehow throw 3 INTs in one drive!

[Wa-Z]

Good field position...remember Oakland has been the better team thus far.

[VonneMarie]

GDI GDI GDI
And your mojo sucks! :banghead:

[OnTheWarpath15]

Did you see the drive summary?

Some CBS smartass staffer put up:

Jackson 0/1 Passing.....

LMAO LMAO

[TinyEvel]

I swear that play ALWAYS works

Totally.

I hope we don't fall for that chit.

Or, let's get LJ in some passing drills. With Gonzo and Bigfoot in the line we could do some damage.

[Crush]

Come on Brooks.

[OldTownChief]

I'm getting sooooo ****ing sick of refs deciding games in the NFL.

[Mecca]

Everytime the Raiders do something a flag comes out........they aren't gonna let the Raiders win.

[Miles]

Did you see the drive summary?

Some CBS smartass staffer put up:

Jackson 0/1 Passing.....

LMAO LMAO

Thats how it should be officially recorded.

[Hootie]

Can LJ throw a pass? Weshould try it with LJ and Bigfoot.
dude I saw him swing a baseball bat and try to catch a football...I don't think it would be pretty.

[ChiefFripp]

Depending on Brooks is like asking a crackhead to deliver your money to the bank for you.

[Coach]

I swear that play ALWAYS works

And you know that SD will pull that shit when KC comes into town. I know it's coming.

[milkman]

That is true you cant fumble forward. If you do you must recover it.

If you fumble forward, the ball will not be advanced from the spot of the fumble if a teammate recovers.

[jjjayb]

**BANG**

That's the sound of the Raiders shooting themselves in the foot.

[stumppy]

They are imploding.

[Crush]

Got tackled by his own guy.

[pr_capone]

And your mojo sucks! :banghead:

My mojo can only do so much... had it been anyone else but me starting this thread SD would be up 35-0 right now.

Either way... the game isnt over yet.

[chief52]

I'm getting sooooo ****ing sick of refs deciding games in the NFL.


It is not the officials fault that the Chargers did something stupid. All they did was rule on it...and correctly I might add. Sad but true.

[Miles]

Brutal

[VonneMarie]

That missed FG is HUGE, now.

[Mecca]

This is pretty much over.....the Chargers won't be allowed to lose.

[Reerun_KC]

Was that a DL doing that flip?

[Mecca]

It is not the officials fault that the Chargers did something stupid. All they did was rule on it...and correctly I might add. Sad but true.

Not every ref would interpret getting up and spinning the ball as a forward pass......that was a ref judgement call.

[ChiefFripp]

Another 15 yard penalty in the 4th kills The Rai-DUHS!