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Scorp
11-26-2006, 03:53 PM
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works:

Two very very attractive 20 or 21-year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you for a ride to their apartment. You agree and they get in the back seat.


On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets

REMEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! So HEADS UP!
ferrarispider95
11-26-2006, 03:55 PM
Damn, thanks for the headsup....heading to the mall right now
luv
11-26-2006, 03:55 PM
How many wallets do you have?
TinyEvel
11-26-2006, 04:02 PM
This happened to me, only instead of 2 girls it was GoLips and Phobia.
luv
11-26-2006, 04:04 PM
This happened to me, only instead of 2 girls it was GoLips and Phobia.
To picture this more clearly, which one climbed into the front to give you oral?
TinyEvel
11-26-2006, 04:06 PM
To picture this more clearly, which one climbed into the front to give you oral?

If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Phobia
11-26-2006, 04:48 PM
This happened to me, only instead of 2 girls it was GoLips and Phobia.

If you would like your identity back, please leave $20,000 in unmarked small bills at the greyhound terminal. Give the locker key to the first fat guy you see in a Bobba Fett costume.
PinkFloyd
11-26-2006, 05:35 PM
Same thing happened to me the other day in Springfield... As the chick was leaving my truck, I noticed a ChiefsPlanet shirt on her and the name "luv" on the back....


Just wait until I find that damn woman !!!













I'm just kidding !!!
luv
11-26-2006, 05:37 PM
Same thing happened to me the other day in Springfield... As the chick was leaving my truck, I noticed a ChiefsPlanet shirt on her and the name "luv" on the back....


Just wait until I find that damn woman !!!



I'm just kidding !!!
I really don't know how to respond to that, so I won't.
PinkFloyd
11-26-2006, 05:40 PM
I really don't know how to respond to that, so I won't.


Oh Shit !!! What are you still doing on here ??? :D


I was only kidding.... Tell me to F off, or smoke me a killer virus !!! :doh!:
luv
11-26-2006, 05:41 PM
Oh Shit !!! What are you still doing on here ??? :D


I was only kidding.... Tell me to F off, or smoke me a killer virus !!! :doh!:
I was going to say **** you, but I was afraid you'd take me up on it.
PinkFloyd
11-26-2006, 05:42 PM
I was going to say **** you, but I was afraid you'd take me up on it.

I'm not sure if i would or not.... We get THAT close I would then be obligated into helping you move Wednesday !! :p
luv
11-26-2006, 05:44 PM
I'm not sure if i would or not.... We get THAT close I would then be obligated into helping you move Wednesday !! :p
:hmmm: Just as long as you wait until Thursday to dump me, we're good.
PinkFloyd
11-26-2006, 05:49 PM
:hmmm: Just as long as you wait until Thursday to dump me, we're good.


Nawwwwwwwwwww... I'd need to annoy the hell out of you for afew more days then leave... I gotta get my "worth" out of the whole ordeal !!!
luv
11-26-2006, 05:52 PM
Nawwwwwwwwwww... I'd need to annoy the hell out of you for afew more days then leave... I gotta get my "worth" out of the whole ordeal !!!
As long as I get moved.
PinkFloyd
11-26-2006, 06:00 PM
As long as I get moved.


OK.... I'm shutting up now so that space between my chin and nose doesn't get me into anymore hot water !!