The Time Machine Is Here...

[Easy 6]

I have just completed construction of the worlds 1st Time Machine,the culmination of a decade of relentless trial & error. I have sought & obtained the counsel of some of the worlds brightest minds in my endeavor, Stephen Hawking, Stanton Friedman & David Lee Roth to name but a few.

Here is the question that my device poses...

Would you choose to visit the Past or the Future???

Imagine seeing with your own eyes the majesty of the dinosaurs!!!

Or spending the day with Wallace or Custer as they prepared for battle!!!

OR...

Would you choose the future???

Being a part of the first colony on TITAN!!!

5 star hotels on Mars & flying cars!!!

KC in the Super Bowl!!!

Smoking hot droid chix!!!


What would you choose :hmmm: ??????

[Hammock Parties]

I'd go five minutes into the past so I could kill you before you started this stupid thread.

[boogblaster]

Past...was lots more fun..so much control now, you can't have any real fun....

[Easy 6]

I'd go five minutes into the past so I could kill you before you started this stupid thread.


You are right...there is soooooo much fantastic shit going on at the moment.

[Halfcan]

I would go back and watch every Rush concert.

[Chiefs_Fan_n_64081]

What would you choose :hmmm: ??????

I have always thought that if time travel were possible before my time on earth ends, I would love to go back and visit the antediluvian world.
I have been facinated with that period for quite a while.

[Easy 6]

I have always thought that if time travel were possible before my time on earth ends, I would love to go back and visit the antediluvian world.
I have been facinated with that period for quite a while.


There is endlessly fascinating mystery in our past...good call.

[BWillie]

I would go back in time to the days where they fought with sticks and swords but I'd bring a machine gun with me. I would invade every country and destroy their 10000 men army's by myself. I would make the world my empire, and then name the Earth after myself.

[Easy 6]

I would go back in time to the days where they fought with sticks and swords but I'd bring a machine gun with me. I would invade every country and destroy their 10000 men army's by myself. I would make the world my empire, and then name the Earth after myself.


If thats the case i would like to put dibs on Australia, we would of course
tithe to our mighty leader BW007.

[Raiderhater]

KC in the Super Bowl!!!


Why would I use a time machine to go two months into the future?

[Easy 6]

Why would I use a time machine to go two months into the future?


I stand humbly corrected... :kc:

[Ebolapox]

we CAN'T let him get off scott free for this thead--this isn't up to par

[Hammock Parties]

Personally I would take a long ass vacation and visit the dinnosaurs, than prove all religous people wrong about the bible, then do whatever else.

[Hog Rider]

Wasn't there a dude on Art Bell who was gonna test his time machine?

Never heard from him again. :hmmm:

[Hammock Parties]

There will never be a time machine, because they would have come back in time and we would have figured it out a long time ago...

[big nasty kcnut]

I would go to the past and study world war 2 and shift the tides faster to america favor and poison all of the communist leadership and restore czar power on the condition that they would have a hybrid demcrocy monarchy goverment.

[morphius]

I'd go five minutes into the past so I could kill you before you started this stupid thread.
Are you fearing your nerd thrown? :D

[Hammock Parties]

Are you fearing your nerd thrown? :D

Thrown is a verb.

[teedubya]

I would take $2500, convert it into 1950 issue Currency... go back to 1952, and buy as many Topps Baseball card boxes as $2500 would buy me.

I would then fast forward to 1987, and sell the Mantle rookies and buy some Microsoft stock, which I would hold and let grow until 1994, and buy some AOL and Yahoo stock.

Fast forward to 1999 and sell at height of the madness. I would then go to 2001 in August, and buy Apple at $14.

Then I could come here, and start a thread, Im Rich Biotch, and laugh at BWillies 1300$ gain.

[Mr. Laz]

go way into the future


collect all the various stock market info for use when i get back. :)

collect extension information for any major medical and technical advances to bring back with me as well.

cold fusion? cure for cancer? renewable energy source?


help the world and be a rich muther at the same time :thumb:

[stumppy]

I would go into the future. Maybe 10 or 20 yrs. By then the secret about your time machine would be out. There would probably be time machine dealerships. Purchase my own time machine the go wtf I wanted to.

[morphius]

Thrown is a verb.
ugh. Throne.

I'm just amazed at my ability to type the wrong word even when I know the right word.

[Adept Havelock]

I think I'll head to the year 802,701, hang around with the Eloi and fight some Morlocks.

[Easy 6]

I think I'll head to the year 802,701, hang around with the Eloi and fight some Morlocks.


Forgive my ignorance kind sir...but who are those guys???

Are Eloi any relation to the Elohim???

[Hammock Parties]

I'd go back seven years and go to Northeastern State University after I graduated high school. As a junior I could then take advantage of an opportunity to date a young freshman named Carrie Underwood.

[Thig Lyfe]

I'd go back seven years and go to Northeastern State University after I graduated high school. As a junior I could then take advantage of an opportunity to date a young freshman named Carrie Underwood.
:doh!:

[listopencil]

I think I'll head to the year 802,701, hang around with the Eloi and fight some Morlocks.


Those Eloi were just asking for it. Stupid sheeple.

[Bugeater]

I'd go into the future and purchase a Gray's Sports Almanac that contained scores from every sporting event from the past 50 years, and then I'd go back in time to when I was 18 yrs old and give it to myself.

[007]

Sports betting would be much more fun.

[banyon]

Forgive my ignorance kind sir...but who are those guys???

Are Eloi any relation to the Elohim???

Started a thread about Time Machines and you don't know the book The Time Machine by H.G. Wells?

[Halfcan]

Started a thread about Time Machines and you don't know the book The Time Machine by H.G. Wells?

Well Go Chiefs has started threads about women, and pootie has started threads about footbal-so I think the precedent had already been set.

Since when did Knowing what the hell your talking about keep people from starting threads?

[Halfcan]

I like the time machine in Napoleon Dynamite.