OMG! My kid wants a Broncos Helmet for Christmas

[MahiMike]

Sure am gonna miss that kid...:eek:

[StcChief]

Put candy in it for the Pinita party.

[Sully]

Fill it with anti freeze.

[noa]

BURN HIM!!!!

[RealSNR]

Fill it with anti freeze. :LOL: LMAO LMAO

Thread.

Over. :LOL:

[KcMizzou]

You should be more understanding. Gays are now an accepted part of our society. Let him know that he shouldn't mind when his schoolmates beat the shit out of him... it's only cause they're insecure about their own desire to suck dick.Wow.


LMAO :thumb:

[Hammock Parties]

ENDelt's sudden appearance on the board, combined with that post and that new signature, really have me rolling.

Please check out the religion thread, Brian.

[Hammock Parties]

I've found that a good 80 percent of the present posters make me want to drive a nail through my left eye when I read their posts. Is there anything in particular I should look for in this thread you're referring me to that might prevent such an action?

Not really. The whole thread is full of nail-in-the-eye fun. The trick is to get drunk first, then read the thread.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Yeah adoption is a must.

[digi2fish]

PastorMikH ?

[big nasty kcnut]

Well send him to the chiefs lockerroom and let herm and the guys teach him about being a chiefs fan. Then let them send him to gunther. He'll brainwash him till he thinking right again.

[boogblaster]

Kids are fooled these days by ads..please don't let him see that rat humping a donkey commercial again.....

[Braincase]

I've found that a good 80 percent of the present posters make me want to drive a nail through my left eye when I read their posts. Is there anything in particular I should look for in this thread you're referring me to that might prevent such an action?

80% drive a nail through his left eye
8% drive a nail through his right eye
3% place his skull in a hydraulic press, Terminator style
3% perform an emergency gall bladder removal using tequila and a rusty hunting knife
2% go tap the ass of a fat deaf chick who screams
2% enlist
1% go to an AA meeting to meet hot dependent chicks
1% drink a bowl of anti-freeze

[Ultra Peanut]

I've found that a good 80 percent of the present posters make me want to drive a nail through my left eye when I read their posts. Only 80%? God damn, you're one tolerant fellow.

[Bwana]

Time to drop Jr off for a little reprograming!

[Archie F. Swin]

thats it...turn your Planeteer card in directly

[siberian khatru]

http://www.screamstress.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/13bb-omen.jpg

[morphius]

Get a mini helmet, take a dump in it, and make him pay you $25,000 and tell him it is a Denver OLineman's.

[stevieray]

I'm sorry.

[ChiefFripp]

If he was my child , he'd already be sewing soccer ball in Afgansitan.

[Sully]

On Christmas morning, be awake and waiting for him, standing right next to the tree, wearing a Broncos helmet (andjersey if possible). As he sees you, open your arms wide, as if to offer him to bring it in for a Christmas morning hug. Just as he gets about 2 feet away take a full strength dive at his knees.

This will teach him two things...
A) Always play to the whistle.
B) If you wanna play with the Broncos, you have to be ready to sprawl.

Hopefully he will realize it is simply too much work, and change his allegiences.


... or you could just use my first suggestion.

[Darkwolfe]

At this point as a parent, you have to ask yourself.. "What did I do wrong?"

If was something like a crack addiction you'd have help all over the place. Not too sure how you're gonna help this problem.

[JonesCrusher]

post term abortion

[Skip Towne]

I've found that a good 80 percent of the present posters make me want to drive a nail through my left eye when I read their posts. Is there anything in particular I should look for in this thread you're referring me to that might prevent such an action?
Amen.

[Mosbonian]

MahiMike:

The one thing that you didn't address was whether you think the wife might be doing subliminal things to the kid behind your back....

She's not trying to get back at you for watching too much KC Chiefs football and following the Planet too much is she?

mmaddog
*******

[tomahawk kid]

My worst nightmare.

Knowing the good Lord's sense of humor, one of my kids will end of liking the Donks or (gulp) the Faids.

[Frazod]

Send him back.

[redbrian]

Here is how to handle the case, explain to jr. that yes he can have donko gear but he will have to vacate his room and take up residence under the back porch.

Or he can stay in the bosom of his family (indoors) and ask for some chiefs gear, you see this empowers the little tyke to make the correct decision and mend his godless ways

[SnapDogg]

My nephew is a dirty rotten stinkin Raider fan, nephew, niece (both grad from KSU), son all root for KSU, this is after I tried my damnest to brain wash all of them with the Chiefs & Hawkz (at least my daughter is a Hawk fan), damn kidz...........I've even bought Faider & Cat crap for Christmas presents...........now that HURTZ!

[redbrian]

My nephew is a dirty rotten stinkin Raider fan, nephew, niece (both grad from KSU), son all root for KSU, this is after I tried my damnest to brain wash all of them with the Chiefs & Hawkz (at least my daughter is a Hawk fan), damn kidz...........I've even bought Faider & Cat crap for Christmas presents...........now that HURTZ!


By buying them “faider and cat crap” for presents you are acting as an enabler and furthering the need and want for these items.

By trying to force them to like the hawks, well this is child abuse, and I think my proper action will be to report you to the authorities so you can no longer abuse and enable these poor misguided dears.

[stevieray]

You could always get him a custom donx jersey with CHEATERS in place of the players name.

[Demonpenz]

microwave joke

[ROYC75]

OMG! My kid wants a Broncos Helmet for Christmas :eek:

How old is he ? Tell him that this isn't his only mistake in life but it would be a bigger mistake to carry it out.

Also, kill the terrorist who brainwashed him........

[SDChief]

I can relate, you can see in my avatar the my youngest is the same. I offered to buy him any Chiefs jersey he wanted for the thanksgiving game, but it didn't work.

[Simplex3]

You should be more understanding. Gays are now an accepted part of our society. Let him know that he shouldn't mind when his schoolmates beat the shit out of him... it's only cause they're insecure about their own desire to suck dick.
Ladies and the rest of you, he's baaaaa-aaack.

[PastorMikH]

PastorMikH ?



I doubt I could help the kid. I'd suggest letting him spend some time with Fraz and see if some of Fraz's feelings towards the donkeys rubs off on him.

[ROYC75]

I doubt I could help the kid. I'd suggest letting him spend some time with Fraz and see if some of Fraz's feelings towards the donkeys rubs off on him.


That should do it........ scare the hell out of him.

[Frazod]

That should do it........ scare the hell out of him.

Hey, whatever works..... :evil:

[Simplex3]

That should do it........ scare the hell out of him.
Or get him shot.

[Buck]

Get him the helmet and right when he puts it on either take a baseball bat to his head or give him a little Sweet Chin Music.

[DenverChief]

You should be more understanding. Gays are now an accepted part of our society. Let him know that he shouldn't mind when his schoolmates beat the shit out of him... it's only cause they're insecure about their own desire to suck dick.
:spock: :spock:

[Redcoats58]

Get him the helmet and right when he puts it on either take a baseball bat to his head or give him a little Sweet Chin Music.


It just might work.
http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/homey.jpg

[Thig Lyfe]

Has nobody considered that maybe the kid wants to blow the helmet up?

[PastorMikH]

Perhaps he's wanting a chamber pot so he doesn't have to walk down the stairs in the middle of the night.

[KChiefsQT]

Sure am gonna miss that kid...:eek:
How old? It may not be too late to swap him.

[listopencil]

Sure am gonna miss that kid...:eek:


Sorry about that. I'll wear a condom next time.

[Frazod]

Sorry about that. I'll wear a condom next time.

LMAO