**** the offical KC chiefs vs.brownstains game thread****

[big nasty kcnut]

Roll chiefs roll. Let's go chiefs.

[big nasty kcnut]

Also i'm working with my dumbass boss who look like a a scarecrow.

[Bob Dole]

Isn't there some kind of taboo about using a disparaging name for the opponent in an official game thread?

[blueballs]

Bob Dole is bustin nut

[Phobia]

He didn't, that's just how he spells Browns.

[Bob Dole]

He didn't, that's just how he spells Browns.

That's just wrong.

Funny, but wrong...

That shit wouldn't have happened when Pho...er...nevermind.

[chiefsfan987]

Isn't there some kind of taboo about using a disparaging name for the opponent in an official game thread?

I agree. Bad Karma.

[milkman]

I agree. Bad Karma.

I think he started a game thread with a disparaging team name a few weeks back, and Karma wasn't a bitch that day.

[RealSNR]

Nut is immune to the taboo. I believe he's used disparaging nicknames for the opposing team in the past and everything was fine and dandy.

Roll Chiefs roll must offset that or something. Kcnut has been game with these gamethreads this year. Very nice.

[cdcox]

The nut is good mojo.

[Bugeater]

I think he started a game thread with a disparaging team name a few weeks back, and Karma wasn't a bitch that day.
Seahags, Lambs & Donkeys. All wins, I think we're safe.

[RealSNR]

I just noticed that disparaging is a funny-looking word. For some reason my eyes draw attention to the "parag" in the middle, and that's hilarious to me. Might be the couple of beers though

[milkman]

I just noticed that disparaging is a funny-looking word. For some reason my eyes draw attention to the "parag" in the middle, and that's hilarious to me. Might be the couple of beers though

Couple of beers?

[Bugeater]

I just noticed that disparaging is a funny-looking word. For some reason my eyes draw attention to the "parag" in the middle, and that's hilarious to me. Might be the couple of beers though
Apparently I'm not the only one who's easily amused.

[Hammock Parties]

I hope there is tons of snow flurries tomorrow. I want to see white stuff flying through the air. I have the perfect music to accompany it.

[TinyEvel]

I want to see white stuff flying through the air.

Just pull down your pants and play air guitar...a little low.

[KurtCobain]

Just pull down your pants and play air guitar...a little low.

:LOL:

[big nasty kcnut]

Ok getting this to the top i have to go to work but i hope you all will be cheering for me.

[Skip Towne]

I have checked this thread carefully and I find it valid.

[teedubya]

Al Gore invented teh Game Thread.

[Bearcat]

Isn't there some kind of taboo about using a disparaging name for the opponent in an official game thread?

This is the offical game thread, so I think we're safe.

[boogblaster]

Stain, is what the field will be after we kick that Brownie ass..probably look like Redrum's mom after a nite of ass-reaming.....

[TrickyNicky]

Someone make sure Ty Law has some 4 inch cleats today, hmm?

[Skip Towne]

You all are aware, I hope, that we will be without our leading rusher of last time today. John Tait is no longer with the team.

[Crush]

What's the chance of the Browns actually wearing their home jerseys at home? I've seen them wear them both. Is it red or white for us today?

[Lzen]

I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.

[Direckshun]

Just pull down your pants and play air guitar...a little low.
Jesus, you beat me to it. I soooo wanted that reply.

[Crush]

I'm really pumped up for this game. Go Chiefs!!!

[Coach]

1 more hr to go.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm nervous. I have a bad feeling about this.

[Pierce]

Gametime Forecast:
32° - Winds up to 15 mph
Chance of rain/snow: 10%

Does this favor the Chiefs?

[Coach]

I guess it may be asking too much for the Bills to beat the Chargers, since they beated the Jagoffs last week? :shrug:

[leviw]

The Jags are the most overrated team in football. They're no longer a factor.

I think the Bills have a shot at home.

[Easy 6]

LJ will run over, through & around the browns today, i predict atleast 2 of them leave this game with an injury. They are not ready for this Power Train.


Ya' think LJ might play some wicked inspired football with Jim Brown in the house???...I DO.

Could be our highest scoring game all year.

[Coach]

I am being a Seattle (Plays against Denver), Dolphin (Plays against Jagoffs), fan today, to get some seperation away from KC.

[MYKCCHIEFS]

Could LJ break the single game rushing record today? I don't know, but I bet he has at least 200 yards and 3 TDs. :kc:

[milkman]

Gametime Forecast:
32° - Winds up to 15 mph
Chance of rain/snow: 10%

Does this favor the Chiefs?

Chiefs. with LJ, have an advantage in any game that involves inclement weather.

[Thig Lyfe]

Could LJ break the single game rushing record today? I don't know, but I bet he has at least 200 yards and 3 TDs. :kc:

Yes. Jim Brown told him that he was a baby with poopy pants.

[leviw]

Derrick Johnson is inactive.

[leviw]

I'm nervous. I have a bad feeling about this.

I felt that way early in the week, but I'm pumped for this. I think it could be a bloodbath, though an overtime win would taste just as good.

[kcxiv]

Fox is going to have a hell of a time on Winslow today.

[Bwana]

Randi ****ing Cross? Ouch!

[Coach]

Game time, bitches!

Oh Christ, Randy Cross. :shake:

[Megbert]

Cross' head is GINORMOUS!!! both in stature and arrogance.

[siberian khatru]

Is Randy Cross trying to grow a mustache?

[Megbert]

Randy 'Jowls' Cross

[siberian khatru]

Derrick Johnson is inactive.

F*ck. He better be healthy for Baltimore. Pussy.

[kcxiv]

Damn, we got Randy Cross.

[Deberg_1990]

Dick "OH MY!!!" Enberg. Personally, i love the guys voice. Take some notes on how to call a game Gumbel.

[Pierce]

Boo Cross, you suck. You said the hit on Trent was legal. Bastard.

[Megbert]

Is Randy Cross trying to grow a mustache?
Nah, he's been felching.

[Bob Dole]

Randy Cross. Still a tool.

[Simply Red]

Here...

[SPchief]

Endburge "live from clevelend in front of the faithful Browns usuall sellout crowd."

As the cameras show a barely half full stadium 5
minutes before kickoff.

LMAO

[kcxiv]

Stadium could still be sold out. That doesnt mean people will show. lol

[Simply Red]

Randy Cross. Still a tool.
Not a fan myself. Hey he lives in Atlanta, I can hunt him down and uh feed him a bowl of antifreezel

[the Talking Can]

god dammut

Randy "Suntanned Douchebag" Cross

[mylittlepony]

Getting nervous... I hate these type of games. Go chiefs!!!

[siberian khatru]

We're gonna lose. I just know we are. We always lose games like this.

Please, Herm, break the mold. Win this.

[Megbert]

I find if I am nervous before a game they win it's when I am not nervous I worry.

[Megbert]

stomp some brownholes

[cdcox]

Should be a good day to have a Johnson.

[RealSNR]

I hate this ref

We kick

[CHIEF4EVER]

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Wa-Z]

w00t

[Bob Dole]

Not a fan myself. Hey he lives in Atlanta, I can hunt him down and uh feed him a bowl of antifreezel

Bob Dole would prefer it if you could bury him up to his neck and mow his ginormous head off.

[the Talking Can]

good, O starts the 2nd half

let's get a defensive TD today boys

[pr_capone]

HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kick some shit stain ass Chiefs!!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Have we won a coin toss this season?

[Megbert]

wow the chiefs suck at calling the coin flip

[siberian khatru]

He was at the 30 before a Chief was even in the picture.

[RealSNR]

Did Mitch just say "hizzy" :banghead:

[kcxiv]

lol, Holthus said he has taken 2 kick offs to the hizzy. lol

[Simply Red]

Bench Tynes.

[Bob Dole]

Seriously. Just kick the ****ing thing out of bounds.

[Mr. Laz]

kick return coverage is just gonna bite us in the ass ......

[Pierce]

Why do our Special Teams suck?

[mikey23545]

Tynes should just onside kick everytime...The starting position won't be much different and we might recover a few.

[cdcox]

DJ not starting?

[RealSNR]

Droughns for 4

[RealSNR]

Damnit

[Simply Red]

Dammit Gunther!

[siberian khatru]

DJ not starting?

Inactive

[CHIEF4EVER]

STUFFED!

[RealSNR]

Nothing on the run

[Crush]

Damn it.

[siberian khatru]

No pressure.

[SPchief]

shit

[Bob Dole]

Why do other teams receivers always seem to have their best games against us?

[RealSNR]

****

[siberian khatru]

I wish we had signed Joe J.

[Pierce]

Wow. They are going to score. OMG.

[siberian khatru]

**** this shit.

[Simply Red]

Nickel and diming us. Just as I thought.

[SPchief]

no call on the holding against allen

[Bob Dole]

How about a stop, dipshits?

[pr_capone]

Jeez we are looking like ass right now

[NUMBER7]

No pressure.:cuss:

[RealSNR]

What happened to "their pass protection sucks"?

[siberian khatru]

Kelly Holcomb Part II

[mikey23545]

The 32 defense has arisen.

[Pierce]

Looks like typical road Chiefs so far.

[FAX]

Pass D anyone?

FAX

[cdcox]

Completely clean hit, Cross. Shut your trap.

[Easy 6]

Frye is battered...ok that was bad......sorry.

[kcxiv]

Thier protection does suck. Frye is getting killed back there, but he's hanging in there.

[RealSNR]

Fry Frye you stupid Dtards!

[Megbert]

jeez frye is looking like Romo i mean Cutler

[Pierce]

Watch Winslow.

[RealSNR]

Throw a nice one to the secondary, Frye!

[cdcox]

Pass D anyone?

FAX

Yes, ala mode, please.

[siberian khatru]

There you go.

Now kill them on 3rd and long (cue organ music)

[Bob Dole]

3rd and long. CLOSE YOUR EYES!

[CHIEF4EVER]

Jared Allen bullrushed the Left Tackle into Frye on that last pass play. LMAO

[SPchief]

At least the run defense showed up

[teedubya]

I was just gonna say, Jared Allen is all over the place. That man needs to get PAID in the offseason.

[Chiefs_Mike_Topeka]

Nice designed CB blitz by Law. Slowed the play up.

[KCFalcon59]

****!!!!!!

[kcxiv]

Law blew that play up

[Pierce]

Jesus ****ing ****

[pr_capone]

MOTHER ****ING BULL ****ING GO DDAMN SHIT

[siberian khatru]

GODDAMMMIT TO ****ING HELL

**** YOU ALL **** YOU

[CHIEF4EVER]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Easy 6]

Wilkerson already has 1/2 as many tackles as sims does all season.

[Simply Red]

Jeez we are looking like ass right now

[Megbert]

wow the chiefs look like my dogs shit

[mikey23545]

Sweet Jeebus tits.

[cdcox]

Do our defenders know that it is allowed to jump in the air in pass defense?

[Bwana]

WTF?? What pass rush??

[teedubya]

YES... we are Momentum givers.

[siberian khatru]

Bite me you ****ing assholes. Shove it up your ****ing asses.

[SPchief]

Surtain didn't even try to keep up with him


:banghead:

[Frazod]

Thanks, detards 4321

[Chiefs_Mike_Topeka]

Great coverage Wesley........... I hate this cover 2 shit.

[kcxiv]

uh oh.

[RealSNR]

Fabulous

[Bob Dole]

Nice.

Their receivers looking like superstars for the first time all season.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Time for LJ to friggin TERRORIZE these pukes!!!!!!!!

[Skip Towne]

Here we go, making an also ran look like an all-pro.

[Pierce]

Wow. Well, this sets the tone for the rest of the game. We do NOT play well coming from behind. God damnit I hate the Chiefs.

[the Talking Can]

ha ha

we'll make him look like Montana....of course

we are such a joke

[MichaelH]

The Career Day on the Road defense has arrived!! :cuss:

[siberian khatru]

Let's turn the ball over on this possession and really make this interesting. ****ers.

[Easy 6]

The dogs better enjoy that f#ckin' TD, its the only one their gonna get.

[Reerun_KC]

Here comes Herm and the Career day defense!

[RealSNR]

Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!

[FAX]

Man. On the NFL java thingy, that's a real long orange line all the way to the end of the big green thing.

FAX

[Redcoats58]

This team forgets how to play football on the road.

[greg63]

And it begins. :shake:

[Pierce]

I bet that is one of the best drives the Browns have had all season.

This always happens to us. We blow the easy games.

[Katie]

When are we going to stop making every quarter back look like Joe Montana when we're on the road?

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole cringes every time we get someone in 3rd and long.

[the Talking Can]

everyone knew we'd do this...

the worst D in the league held them scoreless....we lay down and let them score like a video game

thanks Gun

I bet LJ fumbles the first hand off

[Deberg_1990]

How much more do we have to see of Wesley giving up big plays in coverage before Herm benches his A$$ ?????

[dj56dt58]

career day D is back!! we didn't miss u mother****ers

[Simply Red]

Dammit! I thought this poop would wait until halftime.

[Bob Dole]

Nice wedge.

Not.

[teedubya]

I hate that ****ing Pizza Hut commercial with that gay dude doing that twirly spin after he got 3 pizzas ...

I also hate when we go on the road and give up an opening drive TD.

[greg63]

Hall actually ran forward.

[Pierce]

And now the Browns are pumped up. Watch their defense dominate our O today.

[pr_capone]

HEY! Great news! Dante held on to the fugging ball!

[siberian khatru]

Charlie ****ing Frye. **** me with a red-hot poker.

[SPchief]

Why the **** was Surtain 4 yards behind him? Its not like Edwards put a move on him.

[the Talking Can]

3rd and 20 is a lock TD for any team against us

we are road losers

[WebGem]

CHIEFS LOSE!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Why is Wesley playing? He got beat to the ball while looking for the INT.

Pollard would have done field surgery on Edwards while he was laid out.

****ing Klowns.

[Skip Towne]

Give 'em the Johnson!!!

[FAX]

How did the human dipstick look on that runback?

FAX

[Reerun_KC]

No freaking pass rush. OUR front 4 are the worst in football.....

[the Talking Can]

they start on the 38...we start on the 28


good job guys

[Bwana]

Scrub Frye looked like Joe ****en Montana against our D that first drive.

[Redcoats58]

This is about the time we go 3 and out 4 times in a row and allow a terrible team to score at will.

[Pierce]

Of course Larry is stuffed. **** this.

[Reerun_KC]

LOL

Nice play call Solari and Herm

[RealSNR]

If Larry doesn't take their souls on this drive, we're doomed

[Frazod]

Great way to start. :shake:

[FAX]

Holy HaveYouBeenAWasseling!

Frye was 4 for 4 on that drive.

FAX

[mikey23545]

Why do I root for this team again?

[KCFalcon59]

wesley should just die. Hit the m****er

[the Talking Can]

I'll bet my savings that Frye has his best day of the year...today

[The Red Sea]

You Play The Game to..Come From behind & Try to pull a Win out of your ASS!!!

[Reerun_KC]

3 and out here we come! This is so funny Typical Chiefs. To f*cking stupid!

[Megbert]

nice playcalling Solari you loser

[Ultra Peanut]

Fantastic.

[RealSNR]

I also love how we had 3 extra days to prepare for this game and we can't figure out their 31st-ranked offense :cuss:

[KCFalcon59]

So much for Brian Black

[Frazod]

F#cking queers 4321

[Bob Dole]

Holy ****.

What a shitty start.

[SPchief]

I-65 is back.

[the Talking Can]

good thing we never try to surprise them with a pass on 1st


really....smart

[Reerun_KC]

This great!

I-65 is back!

[Megbert]

wow the chiefs really don't want to make the playoffs

[Bwana]

**** you Black!!

[Pierce]

Woohoo! Three and out! And the Browns are in utopia!

[Redcoats58]

I-65 is back

[pr_capone]

Looks like I-65 is back.

Thanks for jinxing "Brian" Jordan GoCheifs

[KChiefs1]

uh oh...why does this game look familiar?

Randy Cross is calling the game too.

Too Scary!

[siberian khatru]

Typical. 3 and out.

[RealSNR]

**** me you ****ing ****ers with your mother****ing whore ****ing ****holes with ****ing dickless ****tards

[CHIEF4EVER]

Jordan Black better tighten it up quick.

[Megbert]

looks like I am hitting the bottle a little early today

[Easy 6]

Waters got beat???

OMG, homer levels dipping drastically... :cuss:

[Ultra Peanut]

That is ****ing pathetic.

[Skip Towne]

Now let's dig a big hole we can spend all day getting out of.

[KurtCobain]

What's happening? A shitty game?

please god no!

[FAX]

These Chiefs always come out flat. Especially on the road.

We'll be okay.

FAX

[Bob Dole]

Let's see how badly the defense can blow the decent punt coverage.

[the Talking Can]

I hate our offense.

**** YOU SOLARI

**** YOU HERM

run
run
punt

14-0 coming up

run
run
punt

[Pierce]

Well, on the bright side - it couldn't look much worse than this.

[Fairplay]

This sucks.

[Reerun_KC]

Now let's dig a big hole we can spend all day getting out of.


its about time for the Defense to score and take the life out of that stadium...

Oh wait, we are talking about the 32 Career Day Defense!

Nevermind!

[Wa-Z]

Everybody shut the **** up! Goddamn!

[mikey23545]

I see a blowout coming on by the ****ing Browns, for crying out loud.

[the Talking Can]

our offense is the equivalent of giving up

run
run
sack
punt

[RealSNR]

Sadly this isn't the Cardinals we're playing. I don't know if we'll come back if we're down 14-0

[FAX]

Frye - 4/4

Everybody's hero - 0/0.

Shouldn't we try a pass or something?

FAX

[Megbert]

Jared allen seems like the only D player that plays on the road

[the Talking Can]

Solari has the imagination of a K-Mart.

[siberian khatru]

3rd and short. Maybe we can stop this.

[RealSNR]

I want to see this mistake-prone QB implode! :cuss:

[WebGem]

What is wrong with this team on the road.

[Coach]

How about covering somebody for a ****ing change?

[Reerun_KC]

where is our pass rush?

[Reerun_KC]

Owned!

[siberian khatru]

Of course.

[Pierce]

****ing shit. We suck and don't deserve the playoffs, guys.

[RealSNR]

C'mon gunt!

[KurtCobain]

damnit

[Bob Dole]

3 really great catches already today. Amazing how that happens to this D.

[Frazod]

Thanks for batting the ball to the receiver, Law. :shake:

[RINGLEADER]

This smells like the UCLA - USC game...one of the teams playing so far is playing to win the game -- one isn't...

[pr_capone]

Nice catch by J.... should have never had the chance though.

[siberian khatru]

6/6 80 yards. Un-****ing-believable.

[Reerun_KC]

Frye 6/6

I love it....


Now we can stop all the playoff talk. not going to happen ladies

[RealSNR]

Jurevicious is getting one last career day game before he retires

[KurtCobain]

****ing shit. We suck and don't deserve the playoffs, guys.

that's what it's looking like.

[Ultra Peanut]

Joe Jurevicious > Ty Law.

Wow.

[the Talking Can]

Frye is PERFECT

and we just run it up the butt

yea martyball

[MichaelH]

where is our pass rush?

Out looking for the rest of the defense.

[Pierce]

Is there ever an easy day with these Chiefs?

[Bob Dole]

Yay. Maybe the Browns can dig a hole so they can then complete a 40 yard pass.

[RINGLEADER]

Oh no...third and long...

[Coach]

Awesome. Were getting ****ing dominated by the Browns!

[cdcox]

3rd and long. Do your job D.

[siberian khatru]

3rd and long. I'm going to dive under the sofa.

[Bob Dole]

3rd and 8.

Here it comes.

[Pierce]

And WHY THE HELL IS ERIC HICKS IN THERE?!?! My God, Herm, do you WANT to lose?

[FAX]

False Start!!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

FAX

[KurtCobain]

our D rocks!

[greg63]

I wonder what's on Animal Planet.