My dogs take on yesterdays game

[Davechief]

I'm sitting in my living room watching yesterdays game and with about 4 minutes remaining in the 4th Quarter my dog is pestering me to go outside. I tell him wait a minute and we'll go. He lies down and sulks for a while and then leaves the living room just before the start of overtime. I didn't really think much more about it until after the game ended, and called for him. He comes trotting out of our bathroom and shows no real interest in going outside again. I walked in to our bathroom and found that he had dropped a big pile of crap right on one of my Chiefs sweat pants which had fallen off the laundry hamper. I couldn't even be pissed at that point as I just rationalized that he had just been doing what King Carl has been doing to us for years.

[Hootie]

Interesting.

[Coach]

Woof.

[gblowfish]

Coulda been worse, dog coulda given you a Cleveland Steamer.

[Phobia]

I remember when one of our members posted a rant because he was asked by his downstairs neighbor to pickup all the dog-crap in his yard. He was unhappy about it even though it was his OWN FRICKIN DOG.

[OnTheWarpath15]

I like the abilty you've shown to combine a Chiefs thread AND a poop thread.

Good work.....

[John_Locke]

smart dog

[DaFace]

I remember when one of our members posted a rant because he was asked by his downstairs neighbor to pickup all the dog-crap in his yard. He was unhappy about it even though it was his OWN FRICKIN DOG.

Heh...I remember that. I seem to remember it was an old fashioned Planet pile-on, and the guy still didn't seem to understand that he was in the wrong.

[Phobia]

That guy was a moron. He posted a thread very similar to Hootie's whining thread when he got banned for a week due to some racial slurs he posted in a game thread one day. His logic was that game threads shouldn't count - I guess.

Then he blogged about me, posting my email address out in cyberspace and encouraged all his moronic friends to email me.

[DaFace]

I'd bet that showed you who's boss. :rolleyes:

[Hammock Parties]

Thanks for the loss, dipshit. Maybe next time your dog needs to go out, you'll let him the **** out. Don't let it happen during a playoff game.

[Hootie]

Thanks for the loss, dipshit. Maybe next time your dog needs to go out, you'll let him the **** out. Don't let it happen during a playoff game.
don't worry, in 10 years his dog probably won't be alive...

[Phobia]

I was actually pretty pissed. I mean, your spam quotient goes up tenfold when your email addy gets posted right out in the open.

[DaFace]

Found it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

[OnTheWarpath15]

Found it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

The pic of that moron holding the bag....

"What's smarter, me or this bag of shit?"

Priceless.

That and the Iowanian line about being able to eat a bowl of Alphabits and crapping better smack than matrix.......

[kcfanintitanhell]

I wonder whatever happened to that guy.

[Phobia]

That thread was awesome.

I can't believe he was making fun of my "I don't need a formula to count to 2" bit. I was quite fond of it.

[PinkFloyd]

don't worry, in 10 years his dog probably won't be alive...


I'm sure the dog he has now could have another 5 generations of dogs from the litter and it still won't happen...

[Lzen]

$hit, Ubu, $hit.

Good dog.

Woof!

[Lzen]

Found it.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

OMG, how did I ever miss this wonderful thread? ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If you would just bash your dogs skull in with a ball bat this kind of thing would never happen!