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2112
12-05-2006, 05:12 PM
Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
By Samuel Shu, The Tennessean
Last Updated: 12/5/2006 3:07:10 PM


Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.
http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210

siberian khatru
12-05-2006, 05:13 PM
Front page:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153787

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Nice post, Mr. bill parcells.

Maybe this is as good a place as any. Does anyone remember the link to that web site that has the X-files shows? I need a Gillian fix.

FAX

2112
12-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Front page:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153787
I know now...thanks for the link

2112
12-05-2006, 05:15 PM
Nice post, Mr. bill parcells.

Maybe this is as good a place as any. Does anyone remember the link to that web site that has the X-files shows? I need a Gillian fix.

FAX
http://www.richardaburton.dabsol.co.uk/images/ga/012.jpg

Redcoats58
12-05-2006, 05:16 PM
Redrum's mother perhap?

2112
12-05-2006, 05:16 PM
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Gillian-Anderson/Gillian-Anderson-21.JPG

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:18 PM
Excellent work, Mr. bill parcells.

FAX

2112
12-05-2006, 05:20 PM
Excellent work, Mr. bill parcells.

FAX
Anytime Mr. FAX :)

DMAC
12-05-2006, 05:21 PM
I like what you have done with this thread...

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Gillian-Anderson/Gillian-Anderson-34.JPG

KcMizzou
12-05-2006, 05:25 PM
Nice post, Mr. bill parcells.

Maybe this is as good a place as any. Does anyone remember the link to that web site that has the X-files shows? I need a Gillian fix.

FAX

http://tv-links.co.uk/

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:30 PM
http://tv-links.co.uk/

Many thanks, Mr. KcMizzou.

Going into favorites for posterity.

FAX

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:39 PM
This is a good one. Somebody's dead and Gillian is wearing a very smart blue fitted suit.

FAX

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:42 PM
The perp may be a sociopath according to the FBI profilers and Gillian is crossing her arms beneath her perfectly proportioned breasts.

FAX

FAX
12-05-2006, 05:45 PM
The victim's associate is involved in some wierd science and Gillian crosses her legs during the interview exposing several inches of silky thigh.

FAX

boogblaster
12-05-2006, 06:19 PM
Lite em if you got em ....

FAX
12-05-2006, 06:24 PM
The scientist admits that he has invented a computer that has developed into a sentient being. Upon learning the news, Gillian purses her soft lips and frowns ever so slightly as if recalling a long forgotten sexual encounter.

FAX

Fish
12-05-2006, 06:24 PM
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5204/gillian2cw3.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/830/gillian1yp6.jpg

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1690/gablowkisshs4.jpg

FAX
12-05-2006, 06:31 PM
An enemy agent intent on acquiring the technology assaults Mulder, then Gillian gets the drop on him. She holds her firearm gently and caresses the trigger with her long sensitive fingers as her breasts heave with excitement.

FAX

2112
12-05-2006, 06:43 PM
The scientist admits that he has invented a computer that has developed into a sentient being. Upon learning the news, Gillian purses her soft lips and frowns ever so slightly as if recalling a long forgotten sexual encounter.

FAX
ROFL

Halfcan
12-05-2006, 10:09 PM
Wow the crazy biatch must have had a major case of rotten ass to ground a plane.