O-Qua Tangin Wann

[chagrin]

Nevermind, too late

[Mr. Laz]

jackson?

[seclark]

hunt?
sec

[SPchief]

Moore?

[DMAC]

http://www.thecomingoftan.com/tan~homepage3.jpg

[chagrin]

http://www.thecomingoftan.com/tan~homepage3.jpg


LMAO

QUA UMSA LAGEE WANN

[chagrin]

"RELEASE MEEEEEE"

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/wrathchild_03/biaviianelder_.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

XLIBUTSCRALE WELCOMES HIS FRIEND OF YESTERYEAR HOME!!!

[chagrin]

DMAC - They now have a parody song of him to the sound of "Feliz Navidad"

[kpic]

What? The Screed have finally come??

[DMAC]

Trust every word this man says.

http://www.thecomingoftan.com/read~from~the~book/bookcover/riley~from~cover.jpg

[chagrin]

What? The Screed have finally come??


NO - It's The Coming Of TAN!

O-Qua-Tangin-Wann Qua Omsa Lagee Wann

[chagrin]

http://www.bigfatrhino.com/riley.html

[chagrin]

"Universal Information, that was a helluva hallucination"

Rise Biaviians, rise!!

[DMAC]

I'm delusional...marsupial.

[DMAC]

Haven't listened to Howard in a while.

I gotta surf his site the rest of the day now.

[Baby Lee]

If any of you . . uhhh. . . parsimonious motherf@ckers . . uhh. . could see your way from to give my fair share of the motherf@cking money, and quit filling the gottdammed airwaves with your burps and fart sounds, I MIGHT be able to feed my people what they need.

[chagrin]

If any of you . . uhhh. . . parsimonious motherf@ckers . . uhh. . could see your way from to give my fair share of the motherf@cking money, and quit filling the gottdammed airwaves with your burps and fart sounds, I MIGHT be able to feed my people what they need.


This clip is freaking hilarious! It's clips from when Riley went off back in June
Hope it works this way
http://foxbert.com/upload/f/f9/FredArguingWithRileyMartinClips.mp3

[Baby Lee]

When I was in the motherf@cking ring, whupping motherf@ckers asses like yours . . .

Love Fred/Eric not realizing that it was a recording. Nice callback to Sulu not realizing the the Schwarzenegger on the phone promising 'duh marriage for duh homos' was an imposter.

[1adam1238]

Riley is the funniest dude of the wackpack.....that song is funny as hell!!!!!

[Baby Lee]

Riley is the funniest dude of the wackpack.....that song is funny as hell!!!!!
He's funny, but not even close to funniest.

1. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf. RIP.

2. Iss bee-do, and he's bad as can, and he knows, he's the besss.

3. Eggh!!! Listen Jackass, I . . . am . . not . . . flying with. . . f@cking balloons, unless . . . I. . . Egghh!! . . . get . . . on . . . Heroes.

4. Won Don Toupe, . . . and Tikki Die Main!! Dickie . . . my . . . tain. Die ahm tungdry!!!

5. This is Bigfoot, it is.

6. Hah, dis is Ellaphun boyee. Ahm am nod ah homosuchall.

7. Shoo shoo retarded flu. . . uh. . . I'M RETARDED YOU JERK!!!

[chagrin]

He's funny, but not even close to funniest.

1. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf. RIP.

2. Iss bee-do, and he's bad as can, and he knows, he's the besss.

3. Eggh!!! Listen Jackass, I . . . am . . not . . . flying with. . . f@cking balloons, unless . . . I. . . Egghh!! . . . get . . . on . . . Heroes.

4. Won Don Toupe, . . . and Tikki Die Main!! Dickie . . . my . . . tain. Die ahm tungdry!!!

5. This is Bigfoot, it is.

6. Hah, dis is Ellaphun boyee. Ahm am nod ah homosuchall.

7. Shoo shoo retarded flu. . . uh. . . I'M RETARDED YOU JERK!!!


You forgot "F*ck you Artie, you drunk, fat Italian white F*CK!"

Crazzzzzy Alice, she's great.

[chagrin]

I don't know how to link up a MP3 link but over at the "network" I have access to all the songs and stuff, the new one really is funny, I mentioned it earlier, it's "Feliz Navidad" with Riley, lol!!
They've got ALL the best clips there

[Baby Lee]

You forgot "F*ck you Artie, you drunk, fat Italian white F*CK!"

Crazzzzzy Alice, she's great.
The two yellers are starting to grate on me. Elegant Elliot and Crazy Alice. The football picks utilize both of them and it's almost too much.

Though it was funny when Artie nearly passed out yelling back at her at breakneck speed back in the spring.

Arreviderci C0cksucker!!!


Though, the one I should have put on the list is Blue Iris.


Didya catch the winner of the best porn soundbyte contest this morning.

"Aaaaaagggghhhhhh~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!"

ROFL ROFL

[Baby Lee]

Is the planet ready for the Rev. Wilson?

We live in a time when our brothers have been so put down, can't get a job, lot of the sisters making more money than brothers. And it's creating problems in families. That's one of the reasons our families' breaking up. And that's one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians. You got to be careful when you say you don't need no man. I can make it by myself. Well, if you don't need a man, what's left?"

Lesbianism is about to take over our community. I'm talking about young girls. My son in high school last year, trying to go to the prom, he said, 'Dad, I ain't got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in my class are gay. There ain't but two of them straight and both of them are ugly. I ain't got nobody to take to the prom.

Now, can I talk here? I ain't homophobic, because everybody in here got something wrong with him. Whoever you point at, you can point at your own self. You got something wrong with your life. But when you get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it ain't real. That thing ain't got no feeling in it. It ain't natural. Any time somebody got to slap some grease on your behind, and stick something in you, it's something wrong with that. Your butt ain't made for that. You got blood vessels and membranes in your behind. And if you put something unnatural in there, it breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding. It's destroying us. Can't make no connection with a screw and another screw. The Bible says God made them male and female. The Hebrew word Negade (?), which means complimentary nature - there is something unique to man and unique to woman and it takes those two things to compliment each other. You can't make a connection with two screws. It takes a screw and a nut!

[chagrin]

Is the planet ready for the Rev. Wilson?


Yep, that's him "That thing ain't got no feeling in it. It ain't natural. Any time somebody got to slap some grease on your behind, and stick something in you, it's something wrong with that. Your butt ain't made for that. You got blood vessels and membranes in your behind. And if you put something unnatural in there, it breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding." LMAO

Dude, I can get the replay of the sex scene winner, I will try to figure out how to post it.


Wanted to clarify, Crazy Alice, I like her in small doses, not 'all the time' and I don't really even like elegant eliot, the froot basket freak.

Yeah, lemme get on that sound bite, hell I should start a howard thread and just let it roll

[chagrin]

Finally

Here's Feliz Navidad Riley

http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/222032/rileymartin.php

[chagrin]

funniest audio pron clips, please use headphones NSFW


http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/222051/funniest_pron_clips.php


Eric The Midget Parody song NSFW, use headphones

http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/222058/Eric_the_Midget_Green_Acres.php