Ultimate Revenge

[booyaf2]

Ok, heres what happened. Last night, my sister wanted to see my kids, so she picked them up after work. Her and her husband are Bronco fans. So, the dressed up my son in a Plummer jersey and a Bronco hat and took pictures. Today they sent me and a lot of my friends and family the pics. How should I get them back other than setting out a bowl of antifreeze for their dog. Needing ideas.

[Rooster]

WOW.. That is cold hearted. How old is your son? Is he old enough to help you out with a prank?

[jidar]

what the ****? That's not ****ing funny.

Burn your sisters ****ing house down. Don't worry about your mom being pissed, I'll explain it to her tonight.

[Rain Man]

Take a photo of your son shooting Tom Nalen in the knees with a shotgun.

[Phobia]

Ok, heres what happened. Last night, my sister wanted to see my kids, so she picked them up after work. Her and her husband are Bronco fans. So, the dressed up my son in a Plummer jersey and a Bronco hat and took pictures. Today they sent me and a lot of my friends and family the pics. How should I get them back other than setting out a bowl of antifreeze for their dog. Needing ideas.

Wow - they have a dog AND a Jake Plummer jersey? There's a recipe for disaster.

You should just sit back and wait for the inevitable to happen.

[booyaf2]

My son is only 16months old. other than having him make a real stinky sh!tty diaper to throw in their car, he won't be much help

[noa]

Take your sister to a tanning salon and tell her you're going to giver her the 'Mike Shanahan special', and then lock her in the tanning bed for 36 hours, which is what Shanarat actually has to do in order to hide the fact that he's a bloodsucking fiend who should be pale as Ed McCaffrey.

[booyaf2]

trying to decide whether or not to post the pic. its sickening.

[Rooster]

My son is only 16months old. other than having him make a real stinky sh!tty diaper to throw in their car, he won't be much help

Okay then we will have to use the wife. I thinking severe case of baby rash due to an alergic reaction to the jersey. Make you sister think she made your boy sick and he is itching and crying all night. Tell her about fake doctor visits etc... Make her feel really quilty about the whole thing.

Maybe the ointment the doctor gave you isn't covered on insurance and it is going to cost a couple hundred $$$$. Get really inventive. Maybe the wife can guilt trip her better. You know women have a knack for that stuff. :)

All I know is if you can make your sister really think she made her little nephew sick she will feel like crap. Kinda like a Chief at playoff time. ;)

[Wile_E_Coyote]

if you & your wife get a divorce there is no way you can get custody now

[JazzzLovr]

Wow - they have a dog AND a Jake Plummer jersey? There's a recipe for disaster.

You should just sit back and wait for the inevitable to happen.

LMAO

[Fire Me Boy!]

Okay then we will have to use the wife. I thinking severe case of baby rash due to an alergic reaction to the jersey. Make you sister think she made your boy sick and he is itching and crying all night. Tell her about fake doctor visits etc... Make her feel really quilty about the whole thing.

Maybe the ointment the doctor gave you isn't covered on insurance and it is going to cost a couple hundred $$$$. Get really inventive. Maybe the wife can guilt trip her better. You know women have a knack for that stuff. :)

All I know is if you can make your sister really think she made her little nephew sick she will feel like crap. Kinda like a Chief at playoff time. ;)
No, wait about 10 years, then tell her the kid remembered the incident in therapy and now wants to grow a gay porn 'stache and has "come out" to you.

[kaplin42]

Sneak into their house when they aren't there, bring super glue.

Superglue all their glass ware to the cubbard shelves and all the plates to eachother and the cubbard shelves.

Superglue to toilet lids to the toilet seats and the toilet seats to the toilet itself.

Grab their bag of rice, and put it between their sheets and blankets and in the pillows.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Sneak into their house when they aren't there, bring super glue.

Superglue all their glass ware to the cubbard shelves and all the plates to eachother and the cubbard shelves.

Superglue to toilet lids to the toilet seats and the toilet seats to the toilet itself.

Grab their bag of rice, and put it between their sheets and blankets and in the pillows.
Go find one of those old guns that shot the little yellow rubber bb's... fire about 500 of them all over their house. They'll be finding those things for years!


Do they have kids? Buy one of them a drum set.

[KcMizzou]

Do they have kids? Buy one of them a drum set.perfect

LMAO

[NY CHIEF]

Gift wrap a video of the thanksgiving night game and put it under their christmas tree when nobodys looking ROFL

[booyaf2]

Gift wrap a video of the thanksgiving night game and put it under their christmas tree when nobodys looking

PERFECT.

[booyaf2]

poor kid.

[kepp]

Wow - they have a dog AND a Jake Plummer jersey? There's a recipe for disaster.

You should just sit back and wait for the inevitable to happen.
Or see this thread. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153744&highlight=dropped+big+pile+crap)

[Phobia]

He looks just as confused as Jake. Keep making him throw the ball with his off-hand.

[REDHOTGTO]

Take your sister to a tanning salon and tell her you're going to giver her the 'Mike Shanahan special', and then lock her in the tanning bed for 36 hours, which is what Shanarat actually has to do in order to hide the fact that he's a bloodsucking fiend who should be pale as Ed McCaffrey.

actually this is a good idea, EXCEPT sneal into the room, put a KC emblem or sticker on her and lock her in the bed. when she gets out she has a KC tan line you cant fuggin get off ROFL
hows that ;)

[Fire Me Boy!]

Just thought I'd make it easier to view the picture.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=63841&stc=1

[KcMizzou]

Poor little guy. That's child abuse.

[ptlyon]

Looks like the poor little guy was beaten into submission prior to taking that pic.

Oh wait, that's a Chiefs fan after a playoff game.

[wilas101]

If I were you I would spend every moment I could teaching him to point at his pecker and say "This is where Uncle 'X' touches me."

Then put him up on a table at the next family reunion and let him do his bit.


That will get even with them because of 2 things. People believe little kids and everyone knows Denver fans are child molesters.

[HonestChieffan]

Make a Diaper out of a Cutler Jerzy

[Halfcan]

Ok, heres what happened. Last night, my sister wanted to see my kids, so she picked them up after work. Her and her husband are Bronco fans. So, the dressed up my son in a Plummer jersey and a Bronco hat and took pictures. Today they sent me and a lot of my friends and family the pics. How should I get them back other than setting out a bowl of antifreeze for their dog. Needing ideas.

Cute picture-hard to get mad when they turned out so good.

[Phobia]

If I were you I would spend every moment I could teaching him to point at his pecker and say "This is where Uncle 'X' touches me."

Then put him up on a table at the next family reunion and let him do his bit.


That will get even with them because of 2 things. People believe little kids and everyone knows Denver fans are child molesters.

I'm laughing even though I know it's very wrong.