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TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 12:55 AM
Well, I posted earlier that my wife got a ticket to the Ellen Degeneres show today. I suppose this is a huge deal since they give out stuff during the "twelve days of Christmas"

Well, she got up at like 5 am and went down there to wait in line to guarantee her seat, and called me around 3 pm as the early taping crowd was getting out CARRYING XBOX 360s. :cuss:

So, they got in, and she called me around 7:30 pm. Here's what we got....

drumroll.....

a KING SIZE TEMPERPEDIC MATTRESS SET!!! :banghead:

Actually, not bad since those things cost like two grand and we were gonna buy a new set next year. :clap:

Plus she got a pair of UGG boots (SO two years ago!)

And one of those fancy coffee makers that grinds the coffee and makes it all in one.

Hey, I'll take it! I guess the show's gonna be on Thursday. Props to her since the seating people sat her on the aisle...MILF!

|Zach|
12-13-2006, 12:58 AM
Pretty cool.

007
12-13-2006, 12:58 AM
Hell, I would take the mattress over the 360 anyday.

KcMizzou
12-13-2006, 01:00 AM
Hell, I would take the mattress over the 360 anyday.Not me... hell, give me some decent clean carpet, and I'm good.

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:01 AM
The mattress is better for ****ing.

milkman
12-13-2006, 01:02 AM
The mattress is better for ****ing.

So you've heard.

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:03 AM
The mattress is better for ****ing.

Bro, I don't **ck mattresses.

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:05 AM
I bet you **** on them.

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:13 AM
Dude, go get your beatoff material from the Carrie site or something.

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:14 AM
I have too much respect for her to do something like that.

Phobia
12-13-2006, 01:16 AM
Your wife was gone an awfully long time. Is it possible she had backstage passes?

teedubya
12-13-2006, 01:18 AM
yeah, too bad you only got the sheet... how worthless is that?

Cool story though man. I hope wish Ellen was handing out Chiefs Playoff appearances.

Phobia
12-13-2006, 01:20 AM
Nobody is that generes.

KcMizzou
12-13-2006, 01:22 AM
Nobody is that generes.*groan*

LMAO

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:23 AM
tk13 feeding you lines?

Phobia
12-13-2006, 01:24 AM
I should get my own show. Then for our Christmas episodes our guests could call me Santa Kloster.

KcMizzou
12-13-2006, 01:25 AM
tk13 feeding you lines?Lines that Talisman fed tk13...

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:26 AM
yeah, too bad you only got the sheet... how worthless is that?

Cool story though man. I hope wish Ellen was handing out Chiefs Playoff appearances.

Maybe the Chargers will hand out 1/3 of one this weekend

Phobia
12-13-2006, 01:26 AM
Lines that Talisman fed tk13...

Who do you think those morons took after?

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:26 AM
This is one strange thread. WTF is going on?

KcMizzou
12-13-2006, 01:29 AM
This is one strange thread. WTF is going on?Phob made the "generes" joke, and it went downhill from there.

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:38 AM
The strangest thing I see is that it got 5 views, but 20 replies. :shrug:

Hammock Parties
12-13-2006, 01:39 AM
This thread needs a hot picture of Carrie.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8489/carrieyl6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:41 AM
my buddy looks like Jake Delhomme...

Phobia
12-13-2006, 01:44 AM
My buddy looks like Phil McGraw.

TinyEvel
12-13-2006, 01:44 AM
THis is me on a flight where a former NFL DE was in the middle seat.

He fell asleep and damn near half his body was spilling over into my seat.

Snapped this pic with my phone

tk13
12-13-2006, 01:46 AM
Pretty cool story. When it comes to gifts, would lesbian awful thing?