You ever take a dump...

[the Talking Can]

that looks like a cow patty?

and do you ever then say to yourself, "I eat too many olives..."

[noa]

This thread is worthwhile without pictures.

[the Talking Can]

I feel lighter, and happier.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What I hate is pooping downstairs in our 2nd bathroom. The water level is lower than average, and many times my poop will rise above the water level, and it definitely looks like a goddamned cow patty. Tasty.

[Direckshun]

There's a joke somewhere in this concept that involves the phrase "Jake Plumber," but I haven't found it yet.

[Bugeater]

I remember one time I took a dump when there was some toilet paper already in the toilet and my deposit looked kinda like a cow patty on a raft. It reminded me of the beginning of "The Land of the Lost" when I flushed it.

[Stewie]

I thought you were going to pull a Ron White. "You ever take a dump so big that your pants fit better?"

[KChiefer]

The water level is lower than average, and many times my poop will rise above the water level,
Our water is too high and I have to keep my balls from floating like bobbers at times.

As far as poop goes, sure, I've seen 'em all.

[big nasty kcnut]

My poop is like a stinking log sometime.