Help Bob Dole choose his new tattoo

[Bob Dole]

Maybe it will help break our cursed streak of craptasticness.

Option 1:

http://i18.tinypic.com/2db07dh.jpg

Option 2:

http://i13.tinypic.com/3z1cxms.jpg

Poll forthcoming.

[rageeumr]

I'd go with the red x. It's tough looking.

[Mile High Mania]

I like the red x option.

[Bob Dole]

It's fixed now.

Hard to believe there are smartasses here.

[Phobia]

I think red ink fades. If it were a black or green "x" I'd definitely vote for that.

[Mile High Mania]

Heh... I think you should do something with the infinity sign, referencing Carl's plan.

[FAX]

Please indicate placement, Mr. Bob Dole. Lenghwise on the pecker?

That may affect my decision.

FAX

[Bob Dole]

Please indicate placement, Mr. Bob Dole. Lenghwise on the pecker?

That may affect my decision.

FAX

It's too small to be readable at 3".

It's a wrap around either upper arm or just below the calf.

[Mile High Mania]

Get a tramp stamp on the lower back... that would own.

[Bob Dole]

Get a tramp stamp on the lower back... that would own.

You're not helping, Mile High Herm.

[Mile High Mania]

You're not helping, Mile High Herm.

Wow... ya' cut me deep, Shrek.

[StcChief]

option 1 only 1 KC needed.

[boogblaster]

Maybe you should wait till we win a SB and put it in stone..cause it'll be past our life-time before it happens again....

[rageeumr]

What about a slightly larger version with the text inside of the arrowhead instead of the KC?

[FAX]

It's too small to be readable at 3".

It's a wrap around either upper arm or just below the calf.

O'tay then.

Numero uno is my selecton in that case, Mr. Bob Dole. The single, bleak arrowhead following the affective text conveys the impression of forlorn desperation by pointing into an oblivion characterized only by the unending agony of utter hopelessness.

FAX

[greg63]

…Two; readability.

Lose the arrowhead on the end.

[Bob Dole]

As has been suggested, maybe Option 1 needs some sort of elaborate dot-type thing between the words, which would make it more readable.

[luv]

Option 2 would be more expensive.

[Bob Dole]

Option 2 would be more expensive.

More expensive that all the money Bob Dole has tossed at Chiefs gear and spent travelling to MO to attend games?

Money is no object here.

[Rain Man]

For a minute, I thought that the second option was "poll forthcoming" and I was really digging that.

[FAX]

For a minute, I thought that the second option was "poll forthcoming" and I was really digging that.

That would look nice just above the pubic line, Mr. Rain Man.

FAX

[KChiefer]

…Two; readability.

Lose the arrowhead on the end.

I like this idea, because of spacing, and it will create a nice symmetry as opposed to a dot pattern with one arrowhead. But I guess symmetry can still be had with the placement of that one arrowhead.

How about working a Heart(realistic or symbol) with a Tomahawk in it in there.

Hey, I've never gotten a tattoo, so what the *bleep* do I know.

[HonestChieffan]

But Id make sure to have a likeness of Herm

[KChiefer]

But Id make sure to have a likeness of Herm

Herm will come and go, but the Chiefs ****ING UP is FOREVER!

[Rain Man]

Y'know, you can't go wrong with a classic flaming skull. I think luv has one of those.

[mlyonsd]

It's a wrap around either upper arm or just below the calf.
In either case you'd better go with the shortest one.

[chagrin]

tribal is ghey

[Bob Dole]

tribal is ghey

Because people who have arrowheads are seldom part of a tribe or anything...

[Phobia]

So, is it done yet?

[Fat Elvis]

I'd go with: "At least we aren't the Lions"

[Rain Man]

If I ever got a tattoo, I'd get one that looks like a gaping, open flesh wound.

[FAX]

If I ever got a tattoo, I'd get one that looks like a gaping, open flesh wound.

You know, what might be cool, Mr. Rain Man, is a tatoo on your belly that looks like the little guy who poked his head out of that guy who led the revolt on Mars and telepathically communicated with the hero who was a guy who didn't know who he was and had a memory transplant and turned on the big air machine.

Man. Grown men would weep when you went to the beach with that.

FAX

[Fish]

You know, what might be cool, Mr. Rain Man, is a tatoo on your belly that looks like the little guy who poked his head out of that guy who led the revolt on Mars and telepathically communicated with the hero who was a guy who didn't know who he was and had a memory transplant and turned on the big air machine.

Man. Grown men would weep when you went to the beach with that.

FAX

Senior Fax....

You're forgetting that one chick with 3 tits......... rather important....

Thanks.

[luv]

I like this idea, because of spacing, and it will create a nice symmetry as opposed to a dot pattern with one arrowhead. But I guess symmetry can still be had with the placement of that one arrowhead.

How about working a Heart(realistic or symbol) with a Tomahawk in it in there.

Hey, I've never gotten a tattoo, so what the *bleep* do I know.
You know how they show the clip before the game of the arrowhead coming in and shattering the opposing team's helmet? You could have the arrowhead shattering a heart.

[FAX]

Senior Fax....

You're forgetting that one chick with 3 tits......... rather important....

Thanks.

Even better, Mr. KC Fish. A titillating third titty tat. It's body art and a tongue twister all in one.

Inspired!

FAX

[Logical]

Option 2 suggests the perpetuity of the theme, a never ending circle of despair.

[greg63]

I like this idea, because of spacing, and it will create a nice symmetry as opposed to a dot pattern with one arrowhead. But I guess symmetry can still be had with the placement of that one arrowhead.

How about working a Heart(realistic or symbol) with a Tomahawk in it in there.

Hey, I've never gotten a tattoo, so what the *bleep* do I know.

Yep. :thumb:

[Buck]

Dont you think you should get a tattoo that says This Year?

[Bob Dole]

I'd go with: "At least we aren't the Lions"

Except they'll probably get to a Super Bowl before KC does...

[Iowanian]

If he can find a rice painter, Bobdole should have both of those options tatooed up his pickle in a dna double helix ladder. Surely one of them has an electron microscope and some very, very fine point ink needles.

No need to post the results.

[Bob Dole]

Screw it. Bob Dole is just going to go with a black and white version of this.

http://www.laughingoutloudproductions.com/Herve%20Villachaize.jpg

[Simplex3]

Herm will come and go, but the Chiefs ****ING UP is FOREVER!
ROFL

[Simplex3]

I'd go with: "At least we aren't the Lions"
Yeah, this doesn't work right now.

[ROYC75]

The 2nd one, plus you should add this under it... I'm a :KU: fan. :D

[RedDread]

I'd actually just do one logo and put it centered underneath the lettering

[Rasputin]

MEDIOCRITY :arrow: FOREVER

or

CARL PETERSONS :arrow: FIVE YEAR PLAN

[Rain Man]

Have you considered getting a tattoo that looks like a melanoma? I imagine it would be a great way to meet nurses at the bars.