penguinz
01-08-2007, 03:49 PM
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/4099lizard.jpg
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says,
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala
and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard
says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from
the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too
stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks
into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is
sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/5915croc.jpg
"Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/3886koala2.jpg
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ...
How much water did you drink?!!"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/4099lizard.jpg
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says,
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala
and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard
says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from
the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard
and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too
stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks
into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is
sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/5915croc.jpg
"Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
http://www.imagehost.blingworld.co.uk/images/3886koala2.jpg
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ...
How much water did you drink?!!"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: