Need advice again from anyone living in or near Lexington, KY...

[Mosbonian]

I have a couple of questions....please PM me.

mmaddog
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[FAX]

Unfortunately, I'm afraid the answer is, yes, Mr. mmaddog.

Prostitution is also illegal there.

FAX

[Phobia]

No, it is not a crime to have sex with your sister in Lexington.

[FAX]

And, they do sell M80s in that little roadside stand next to highway 44.

Ask for Leon.

FAX

[Simplex3]

Do her in the butt, then stab her in the face, and make sure you leave out a bowl of antifreeze if she doesn't eat the nachos or drink the grape Gatorade.

[FAX]

If you run into a girl called Marjorette, it would be best not to mention Mr. Bob Dole's name.

FAX

[crazycoffey]

Do her in the butt, then stab her in the face, and make sure you leave out a bowl of antifreeze if she doesn't eat the nachos or drink the grape Gatorade.




CAT

[FAX]

Oh. And, when the local citizens take up their lanterns and make their way to the cemetary on Friday night, it's best to stay inside with the door locked.

FAX

[Simplex3]

CAT
Way to be late.

[Buck]

I think FAX has a little poem about Lexington, I cant quite remember it though.

[FAX]

There once was a hot girl from Lexington
Who was an attractive and vexing one
As she spread it around
She remarked with a frown
"I just cannot seem to get enough sexing done!"

FAX

[Buck]

There once was a hot girl from Lexington
Who was an attractive and vexing one
As she spread it around
She remarked with a frown
"I just cannot seem to get enough sexing done!"

FAX

Yup, that was it.

[Simplex3]

There once was a hot girl from Lexington
Who was an attractive and vexing one
As she spread it around
She remarked with a frown
"I just cannot seem to get enough sexing done!"

FAX
No, no. Badslut was from Tennessee.

[FAX]

No, no. Badslut was from Tennessee.

Okay, then.

Did Badslut have special powers of any kind, Mr. Simplex3? Or, did she just like other people a lot?

FAX

[Phobia]

Okay, then.

Did Badslut have special powers of any kind, Mr. Simplex3? Or, did she just like other people a lot?

FAX

She had an uncanny ability to track underwater hurricanes without the aid of modern technology.

[Simplex3]

She had an uncanny ability to track underwater hurricanes without the aid of modern technology.
Yeah, that and she f**ked over a poster here so bad he sold all his s**t and is driving the country in an RV.

Oh, and you should throw in something about her daughter who was a meth-head.

[Mosbonian]

Wow did this thread get hijacked.....must be the weather.

mmaddog
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[FAX]

Man, this is a difficult poem to write. Too many darn specifications.

Anybody know a word that rhymes with hurricane?

By the way, on the AMC channel, Lon Chaney just turned into Wolf Man and took off out the window like a bat out of hell.

FAX

[Phobia]

Furry pain

See a gynocologist

[FAX]

Furry pain

See a gynocologist

Yeah. That's not bad, Mr. Phobia. For blisters or something.

Good idea.

FAX

[Mosbonian]

OK...I'm going to bump this to see if any of the daytime crowd can help....

mmaddog5