We need a new dumbass

[Skip Towne]

We haven't had a good dumbass since Black Jack Savage and Quiksurfer. What's the deal? Is the word out on us? I thought I might run over to WPI and troll around. Any other ideas?

[Simplex3]

Eric or FirstDownSammie. Hell, both for that matter.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Believer doesn't suffice?

[KcMizzou]

I think we have plenty.

We just havent had a really memorable dumbass for a while. I.E. John Matrix.

[PinkFloyd]

REPOST !!!!

[ChiefaRoo]

You're the dumbass skip. Don't you know that?

[Skip Towne]

Your the dumbass skip. Don't you know that?
You dare show your face around here since your third rate team went tits up?

[Simply Red]

Your the dumbass skip. Don't you know that?

Your??

or-

You're??


Let me guess.
Intentional right?

sure...


ROFL ROFL

[FAX]

What exactly do you look for in a dumbass, Mr. Skip Towne?

FAX

[Halfcan]

Seems we are at all-time Dumbass levels. If we get any more-we will have to change the name of this place to The Mane.

[Simply Red]

What exactly do you look for in a dumbass, Mr. Skip Towne?

FAX
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Skip Towne]

I think we have plenty.

We just havent had a really memorable dumbass for a while. I.E. John Matrix.
He was the Cadillac of dumbasses. We would be very lucky to get another one of his caliber. How many guys post pics of themselves holding a bag of dog shit?

[Halfcan]

I think we need more "Look at me" threads.

[KcMizzou]

Seems we are at all-time Dumbass levels. If we get any more-we will have to change the name of this place to The Mane.We're not to that level yet. To do your part... go to the Mange and study Spidur. Good luck.

[milkman]

I'm surprised people didn't jump on this dumbass.

Milkman, you dont know sh*#. Last time i checked i grew up around college/nfl coaches. so when you start throwing out comments like that then you better back it. I know more football then anyone on this site so go f yourself and never comment on my posts again. plus, i reported the firing of shea and the hiring of dick curl 4 days ago and no one believed me.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3701708#post3701708

[KcMizzou]

He was the Cadillac of dumbasses. We would be very lucky to get another one of his caliber. How many guys post pics of themselves holding a bag of dog shit?LMAO Right next to his face with that big cheesy grin. That was legendary.

[Simply Red]

He was the Cadillac of dumbasses. We would be very lucky to get another one of his caliber. How many guys post pics of themselves holding a bag of dog shit?

Hmm, I believe he was before my short timer azz. But I do remember that Matt Helm character...

[Halfcan]

I'm surprised people didn't jump on this dumbass.



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3701708#post3701708


He knows more about football than anyone-how can you argue with that?? :rolleyes:

[milkman]

If Matrix was the Caddy, then QockSlurper was the Benz.

[Saulbadguy]

Your girlfriend, "Reerun_KC"

[Simply Red]

I'm surprised people didn't jump on this dumbass.



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3701708#post3701708

Never saw his posts or believe me I would have MM. I tend to believe you're a pretty good dude...

[Hammock Parties]

I'm so sorry. I traded my passion for glory.

[2112]

Milkman, you dont know sh*#. Last time i checked i grew up around college/nfl coaches. so when you start throwing out comments like that then you better back it. I know more football then anyone on this site so go f yourself and never comment on my posts again. plus, i reported the firing of shea and the hiring of dick curl 4 days ago and no one believed me.
Wow..what a douche bag..

[Halfcan]

I think the dumbass that posted the death pics with a thread title-"gift to you" Gets ranked in the top ten.

[Priest4Prez]

I'm surprised people didn't jump on this dumbass.



http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3701708#post3701708
That guy is a dick

[Halfcan]

Fire Terrry Shea??-I don't believe him.

[Priest4Prez]

whoever came up with the promotion of Lou to concessions is the master of the knowledge of football

[milkman]

Never saw his posts or believe me I would have MM. I tend to believe you're a pretty good dude...

Why yes.
Yes I am.

o:-)






:evil:

[Simply Red]

I think the dumbass that posted the death pics with a thread title-"gift to you" Gets ranked in the top ten.


come on HC. It is "teh top ten." ****! Yeah that disturbed me for about 45 minutes. That was completely uncalled for. Some things are best not seen.

[ChiefaRoo]

You dare show your face around here since your third rate team went tits up?

Skip - How dare you show up here after what you've done to farm animals.

By the way they are tits down now but don't let the facts and the strength of the Valley get in the way of your idiocy.

Your dismissed.

[Skip Towne]

Your girlfriend, "Reerun_KC"
Would you look at this.....someone mentions dumbass and you suddenly show up.

[ChiefaRoo]

Your??

or-

You're??


Let me guess.
Intentional right?

sure...


ROFL ROFL

No, you got me.

By the way is this you?
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/71-year-old-teacher1.jpg

[Skip Towne]

Skip - How dare you show up here after what you've done to farm animals.

By the way they are tits down now but don't let the facts and the strength of the Valley get in the way of your idiocy.

Your dismissed.
They better stay hot to keep that inside track to the NIT.

[KurtCobain]

this is neat!

[Simplex3]

Maybe what we need isn't a new dumbass, but an upgrade to one of our existing ones.

[ChiefaRoo]

They better stay hot to keep that inside track to the NIT.

Skip the Valley is going to get five or six teams in the NCAA this year including WSU. In fact, I'd be willing to bet you a substantial dollar amount that the Valley gets more tournament bids than the Big3 errr 12.

But hey don't let me stop you as your accomplishing the mission of your thread.

[Halfcan]

Maybe what we need isn't a new dumbass, but an upgrade to one of our existing ones.

So you are going to try harder??

[crazycoffey]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[QuikSsurfer]

wtf
why does my name belong in this thread??
you old cum-gurgling-twat

[headsnap]

wtf
why does my name belong in this thread??
you old cum-gurgling-twat

CockSsucker!





irony...


:)

[Raiderhater]

Mecca isn't enough for you? Masochist.

[milkman]

wtf
why does my name belong in this thread??
you old cum-gurgling-twat

You're right.

Skip should apologize.

You ain't smart enough to rate "Dumbass", and dumbasses everywhere should be pissed.

[Skip Towne]

wtf
why does my name belong in this thread??
you old cum-gurgling-twat
Because you have earned your way onto the Planet All Dumbass Team. You know, the whole lost cat, pregnant girlfriend, I don'tknow where I am thing. You are truly "Special".

[QuikSsurfer]

Because you have earned your way onto the Planet All Dumbass Team. You know, the whole lost cat, pregnant girlfriend, I don'tknow where I am thing. You are truly "Special".
:rolleyes:

[Logical]

You're right.

Skip should apologize.

You ain't smart enough to rate "Dumbass", and dumbasses everywhere should be pissed.Amen

[Adept Havelock]

why does my name belong in this thread??




Something to do with a lost cat, much pot, and a bit of a whiney tone in your original introduction, methinks.

The planet can be a bit of a harsh place. With an elephants memory. :shrug:

[BigRedChief]

We haven't had a good dumbass since Black Jack Savage and Quiksurfer. What's the deal? Is the word out on us? I thought I might run over to WPI and troll around. Any other ideas?
joeyranaway thinks its great fun to post close up pics of guys with baseballs in their ass.
Does he get a chance at a nomination?

[milkman]

joeyranaway thinks its great fun to post close up pics of guys with baseballs in their ass.
Does he get a chance at a nomination?

OK, he may have other issues beyond dumbassery.

[Iowanian]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I've got to issue this noooooob a citation for violation of planet historical quotes.

Skinsbra said "HOOOOOOOOOOCK!"


Skip it is my belief that Matrix still posts here, although it is under the name of a Palestinian terrorist organization with ties to Iran.

[crazycoffey]

I've got to issue this noooooob a citation for violation of planet historical quotes.

Skinsbra said "HOOOOOOOOOOCK!"


Skip it is my belief that Matrix still posts here, although it is under the name of a Palestinian terrorist organization with ties to Iran.

That I got close enough to remind you of a past dumbass when I haven't been here for an entire month, should hopefully give me some what of a pass on missing a few letters.



I'm just glad I wasn't on the original list of new dumbasses, that is satisifaction in itself.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make fun of the American Idol posters.

[morphius]

OK, he may have other issues beyond dumbassery.
Yup, had to be banned. 2 pic's way over the line, even though he deleted one.

[milkman]

That I got close enough to remind you of a past dumbass when I haven't been here for an entire month, should hopefully give me some what of a pass on missing a few letters.



I'm just glad I wasn't on the original list of new dumbasses, that is satisifaction in itself.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make fun of the American Idol posters.

LMAO.

[Skip Towne]

That I got close enough to remind you of a past dumbass when I haven't been here for an entire month, should hopefully give me some what of a pass on missing a few letters.



I'm just glad I wasn't on the original list of new dumbasses, that is satisifaction in itself.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go make fun of the American Idol posters.
Skinbra was no dumbass. He was sheer brilliance. Go to the Classics to see for yourself. BTW, Skinbra is still here under another name.

[ChiefaRoo]

Hey Skip, did you go with the optional redwood deck when you bought your double-wide? I'm just wondering.

[Halfcan]

joeyranaway will be missed

[Bugeater]

joeyranaway will be missed
He's already back.

[Halfcan]

He's already back.

That was a quick banning-didn't even know he was gone-and now he is back.

[ChiefaRoo]

I enjoyed - Herms a idiot.

[FAX]

Yup, had to be banned. 2 pic's way over the line, even though he deleted one.

My eyes still hurt from one of them, Mr. morphius.

Having bad dreams, too.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

I enjoyed - Herms a idiot.
You a idiot.

[Halfcan]

My eyes still hurt from one of them, Mr. morphius.

Having bad dreams, too.

FAX

Glad I missed it. :shake:

[FAX]

Glad I missed it. :shake:

The one I saw was a photographic version of shock and ah damn, Mr. Halfcan.

If the lady in the picture was in a sideshow, I'd burn the circus down.

Honestly, the image is emblazoned in my mind and it's a little troubling still.

FAX

[morphius]

My eyes still hurt from one of them, Mr. morphius.

Having bad dreams, too.

FAX
It is a one week banning, 'cause he did delete it fairly quickly, but was just so wrong I had to do it.

[FAX]

It is a one week banning, 'cause he did delete it fairly quickly, but was just so wrong I had to do it.

I've never "reported" a post in my life, Mr. morphius. But, I was going to on that deal.

I couldn't figure out how, though. Is there a special "rat" button, or something?

FAX

[Halfcan]

Rat button-lol

[Bugeater]

I've never "reported" a post in my life, Mr. morphius. But, I was going to on that deal.

I couldn't figure out how, though. Is there a special "rat" button, or something?

FAX
Right down there Mr. FAX.
V
V
V

[FAX]

Right down there Mr. FAX.
V
V
V

Gosh. I'm embarrassed. Thanks, Mr. Bugeater.

Here's to never having to use that thing.

FAX

[RJ]

Hey, that's like the Bat Phone. Cool.

[FAX]

Hey, that's like the Bat Phone. Cool.

The Lady Of The Stump said that Mr. Bob Dole has special vibrating socks with led lights that activate when you push that thing, Mr. RJ.

I think we should find some of Mr. Iowanian's posts and report them.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

Gosh. I'm embarrassed. Thanks, Mr. Bugeater.

Here's to never having to use that thing.

FAX
I've never used it in nearly 6 years.

[FAX]

I've never used it in nearly 6 years.

You would have used it if you had seen what I'd seen, Mr. Skip Towne.

May God have mercy on Mr. joeyranaway's soul. I used up a whole year's worth of gag reflex on a single post.

FAX

[stevieray]

You would have used it if you had seen what I'd seen, Mr. Skip Towne.

May God have mercy on Mr. joeyranaway's soul. I used up a whole year's worth of gag reflex on a single post.

FAX

I've been lucky.... missed these....never seen tub girl...

thank goodness.

[FAX]

I've been lucky.... missed these....never seen tub girl...

thank goodness.

You should be grateful, Mr. stevieray. I made the mistake of clicking on that tubgirl thing, once. I'll regret that for the rest of my life.

This wasn't that bad but, of course, that's not really saying much. I'm a visual person and those kinds of things stay with me a long time, unfortunately.

FAX

[Skip Towne]

You would have used it if you had seen what I'd seen, Mr. Skip Towne.

May God have mercy on Mr. joeyranaway's soul. I used up a whole year's worth of gag reflex on a single post.

FAX
I think I'll push that button and run away. Just to see what happens. I've always wanted to break the glass to activate a fire alarm.

[Halfcan]

joey's pics couldn't have been worse than the highway crash pics.

[Eric]

Maybe what we need isn't a new dumbass, but an upgrade to one of our existing ones.

How about your fat gay bald ass ?
ROFL

[SPchief]

How about your fat gay bald ass ?
ROFL



:spock:

[2112]

joey's pics couldn't have been worse than the highway crash pics.
Joey actually posted them, I think...FudgePak only provided a link

[greg63]

How about your fat gay bald ass ?
ROFL

I nominate Eric. :p


j/k

[Halfcan]

Joey actually posted them, I think...FudgePak only provided a link

FudgePak?? Is that one of Hooties nicknames?

[Halfcan]

Last one that post on this thread is the


DUMBASS!!

[Bugeater]

Last one that post on this thread is the


DUMBASS!!
Count me in!

[luv]

I get called a "stupid ****ing idiot" a lot on here. Does that count?

[boogblaster]

How many dumbass posts do you have too post to get nominated...

[2112]

How many dumbass posts do you have too post to get nominated...
How's your coffee and your cigarette???

[greg63]

I get called a "stupid ****ing idiot" a lot on here. Does that count?
…A stupid asterisk-ing idiot???? :D

[boogblaster]

Coffee and cigs are fine my health probably entitles me too dumdassery...

[luv]

How's your coffee and your cigarette???
Counts me out. I don't smoke or drink coffee. Well, I have been known to steal a cigarette or two while drinking, but no way would I ever drink coffee. NASTY.

[2112]

Counts me out. I don't smoke or drink coffee. Well, I have been known to steal a cigarette or two while drinking, but no way would I ever drink coffee. NASTY.
I quit smoking 6 1/2 years ago....and I love coffee in the morning..

[FDS]

Eric or FirstDownSammie. Hell, both for that matter.


Damn you're weak. So, so weak.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've got to issue this noooooob a citation for violation of planet historical quotes.

Skinsbra said "HOOOOOOOOOOCK!"


Skip it is my belief that Matrix still posts here, although it is under the name of a Palestinian terrorist organization with ties to Iran.

:spock:

[SPchief]

damm your weak

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ


Shut up Tom

[Bugeater]

damm your weak

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ
Looks like we have a WINNAH!!!11

[Bugeater]

Shut up Tom
Don't tell me....is it really?

[SPchief]

Don't tell me....is it really?


Maybe, its definatly a repeat account. I've got it narrowed down to three people.

[2112]

damm your weak

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ


The trade mark first down Samie emoticon signature

[Bugeater]

Has Samie ever even really got a first down?

[2112]

Has Samie ever even really got a first down?

It sure seems like it with the exuberant,unique signature of his

[SPchief]

Has Samie ever even really got a first down?


You don't remember his first down dance?

[Bugeater]

You don't remember his first down dance?
I don't remember him getting a first down. Or even catching the ball for that matter.

[HMc]

I assumed Stone Hands Samie was an awesome cornerback that Herm had injected into the offence to choke the passing game?

Him and T.O lead the league in passes defensed

[crazycoffey]

[QUOTE=FirstDownSamie]Damn you're weak. So, so weak.

:loser:FirstDownSamieTinkyWinky/QUOTE]




This coming from the kid with kittens in his avatar.

[KcMizzou]

Damn you're weak. So, so weak.

:loser:FirstDownSamieTinkyWinky




This coming from the kid with kittens in his avatar.Make no mistake.... kittens are pimp.


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.wowinsider.com/media/2007/01/insiderpants.jpg

[crazycoffey]

Make no mistake.... kittens are pimp.


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.wowinsider.com/media/2007/01/insiderpants.jpg


I respectfully disagree. PIMP, no. WEAK, yes.

any physiological / word association test that you could give to a random untainted sampling (meaning not associated with this site, and saying they were pimp just to mess with me) would, most assuredly not say pimp when discussing Kittens.

Probably more like, cute, cuddley, fuzzy, and or other denotations that do not discribe anything that is pimp.

It was only in your girl's pants cause she smells like tuna.

[HMc]

the little critter go down a treat after 5 each side on the george forman. preferably with a nice pinot noir

[chagrin]

Make no mistake.... kittens are pimp.


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.wowinsider.com/media/2007/01/insiderpants.jpg


nice shit stained underwear there, dude

[BigRedChief]

It is a one week banning, 'cause he did delete it fairly quickly, but was just so wrong I had to do it.
JEEZZZ it took 3 or 4 of complaining about it to get it done and then he said it was our fault that we are no fun because we don't like to look at baseballs in a guy's ass.

[KcMizzou]

nice shit stained underwear there, dude
You must have better eyes than I do. I dont see anything.

I just swiped the pic from another site anyway.

[chagrin]

You must have better eyes than I do. I dont see anything. I just swiped the pic from another site anyway.

Eh, it's just kinda funny

[Fairplay]

Damn you're weak. So, so weak.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ



This poster reminds me of chiefs4me.

Could it be her?

[Simplex3]

So you are going to try harder??
With any luck we can find the trifecta, a real estate agent who's a drunk and bowls.

[Simplex3]

I've got to issue this noooooob a citation for violation of planet historical quotes.

Skinsbra said "HOOOOOOOOOOCK!"


Skip it is my belief that Matrix still posts here, although it is under the name of a Palestinian terrorist organization with ties to Iran.
Actually, I was reviewing the thread recently and he said both HOOOOOOOOT and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK.

[crazycoffey]

Actually, I was reviewing the thread recently and he said both HOOOOOOOOT and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK.



Sweet, and the judge rules in my favor

I hate traffic court.
:banghead:

[Simplex3]

I've been lucky.... missed these....never seen tub girl...

thank goodness.
WHAT?!?! Everyone should see tubgirl just so they know what everyone is talking about.

I'm telling you, even if you know what's coming it will take your brain 5 seconds to process what the hell it is you're looking at.

[stevieray]

WHAT?!?! Everyone should see tubgirl just so they know what everyone is talking about.

I'm telling you, even if you know what's coming it will take your brain 5 seconds to process what the hell it is you're looking at.


I'll pass...thank you very much.

[Simplex3]

How about your fat gay bald ass ?
ROFL
OH, the humanity! After an online beating like this I think the only option left is to kill myself.

:sulk:

[Donger]

Speaking of which, has anyone seen chiefs4me recently?

[Redrum_69]

I nominate that pak1983

and hootie


icon or not...gochiefs...hands down

[Simplex3]

Has Samie ever even really got a first down?
I'm willing to bet our Sammie has never gotten to first base with anyone who wasn't a direct genetic relative.

[Simplex3]

Speaking of which, has anyone seen chiefs4me recently?
Yeah, she's around on occasion.

[Reerun_KC]

Your girlfriend, "Reerun_KC"

How hard is it to call people out while you have Williams Johnson balls deep in your cock holster?

[freestater]

So? You guys decide on a dumbass yet?

[Iowanian]

Actually, I was reviewing the thread recently and he said both HOOOOOOOOT and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK.

I pull my "Planet history pokeymon"


If you truely knew your planet history, you'd also know that skinsbra, skinswin, skinsbro were all derived from a Bengals fan known as "bengals rule" who actually posted like that....to include the phrase "HOOOOCK".




As for the new dumbass......I don't think we have to choose just one.

Its like going to Disneyland and choosing only 1 ride.

[Fairplay]

So? You guys decide on a dumbass yet?



You can be it, don't be shy. Its really an honor. We'll give you a medal and a trophy to boot.

[freestater]

You can be it, don't be shy. Its really an honor. We'll give you a medal and a trophy to boot.
I figured somebody'd jump all over that one...:D

[Donger]

Yeah, she's around on occasion.

Ah.

[Donger]

I would imagine shes on another board thats not so rough on her.
Shes implied that shes been posting on other boards.

I seen her posting on patriotsplanet a while back. Forgot what her name was their. She always adds the smilles to her posts. So it wasn't hard me to figure it out it was her.

She's posting on another BB because this one is "too rough on her?"

Well, that figures.

[Iowanian]

PAK is currently running away from the competition.

I'm pretty sure quickserver is still tied to the bumper though.

[Redrum_69]

Heres why I nominated Pak1983


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156531&highlight=pak1983

[Easy 6]

I dont post for 5 days & miss joeyranaways banishment, damn, what did he post??? He started out with promise as i recall.

For recent transgressions though, i'm going with PAK as well... but as Iowanian said, there are so many worthy title holders that choosing just 1 is a real shame.

[Over-Head]

We haven't had a good dumbass since Black Jack Savage and Quiksurfer. What's the deal? Is the word out on us? I thought I might run over to WPI and troll around. Any other ideas?
What n00b want's to have a crusty old f**ker like you busting his chops? :p

[2112]

I dont post for 5 days & miss joeyranaways banishment, damn, what did he post??? He started out with promise as i recall.

For recent transgressions though, i'm going with PAK as well... but as Iowanian said, there are so many worthy title holders that choosing just 1 is a real shame.
Joey posted a pic of a baseball in a womans anal cavity..it made FAX regurgitate some of his dinner and he immediately hit the report post button from what I heard..

[FAX]

Joey posted a pic of a baseball in a womans anal cavity..it made FAX regurgitate some of his dinner and he immediately hit the report post button from what I heard..

No, Mr. bill parcells. Get your contrived, fictional, Jets got game, made up story straight.

I did not report the post. I haven't reported any post. Ever. Couldn't find the report post button.

FAX

[Easy 6]

Joey posted a pic of a baseball in a womans anal cavity..it made FAX regurgitate some of his dinner and he immediately hit the report post button from what I heard..

I see, it sounds like joey needs the help of a qualified therapist, it doesnt sound quite as bad as TubGirl, yet sickening nonetheless.

[2112]

No, Mr. bill parcells. Get your contrived, fictional, Jets got game, made up story straight.

I did not report the post. I haven't reported any post. Ever. Couldn't find the report post button.

FAX
OH,OK..sorry FAX..you did not report the post,my bad..but what about the rest of the story??

[Raiderhater]

I nominate scott free.

[Simplex3]

What n00b want's to have a crusty old f**ker like you busting his chops? :p
How soon we forget those who have been with us for so long...

[BigRedChief]

Joey posted a pic of a baseball in a womans anal cavity..it made FAX regurgitate some of his dinner and he immediately hit the report post button from what I heard..
It was a guys ass

[2112]

It was a guys ass
I am sooo glad I missed that shit,poor FAX :Lin:

[Donger]

I am sooo glad I missed that shit,poor FAX :Lin:

Wait. Was that FAX' ass?

[Fairplay]

joeyranaway

I thought he chose that name because his boyfriend ran away.

[ChiTown]

Heres why I nominated Pak1983


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156531&highlight=pak1983

I noticed that they removed the ultra graphic pics of her head. or what was left of it.

[2112]

Wait. Was that FAX' ass?
No..FAX saw a Man ass being ''stuffed'' with a baseball,from what I heard..it was not his ass..

[boogblaster]

Im not looking at that violation ....

[Donger]

No..FAX saw a Man ass being ''stuffed'' with a baseball,from what I heard..it was not his ass..

How do you know it wasn't his ass?

[2112]

How do you know it wasn't his ass?
I don't..I never saw the picture..and I never saw FAX's ass either..so I guess you have me stumped

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Who posted that messed up picture of Saddam after his hanging? It looked like someone gave him a curbie.

[FAX]

How do you know it wasn't his ass?

Difficult to prove a negative, Mr. Donger. But, I assure you that it was not my ass.

Had it been my ass, however, I would have gotten the runner out at first.

FAX

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Difficult to prove a negative, Mr. Donger. But, I assure you that it was not my ass.

Had it been my ass, however, I would have gotten the runner out at first.

FAX

And that post is why FAX should be writing network sitcoms.

[Donger]

Difficult to prove a negative, Mr. Donger. But, I assure you that it was not my ass.

Had it been my ass, however, I would have gotten the runner out at first.

FAX

ROFL

Better there than sliding into home, I suppose.

[Skip Towne]

What n00b want's to have a crusty old f**ker like you busting his chops? :p
Speaking of dumbasses..............

[crazycoffey]

Difficult to prove a negative, Mr. Donger. But, I assure you that it was not my ass.

Had it been my ass, however, I would have gotten the runner out at first.

FAX


That is a great response, if someone would turn on my signature, I will promptly display this quote for a month or until Fax writes another beauty whichever comes first.



(In that case, it may only last until later today)

[Fairplay]

Hey crazycoffey. Do you live very far away from that dude who kidnapped those 2 kids? Did you say you live in Kirkwood also?

[crazycoffey]

Hey crazycoffey. Do you live very far away from that dude who kidnapped those 2 kids? Did you say you live in Kirkwood also?

The emo's he worked at is downtown Kirkwood, I live on west side of town, he lived on the east side. So in total it's about 3 or 4 miles.

You just never know about somepeople, DTA - not totally anyway, ever.

Soon as you give total trust to someone, next thing you'll know is they'll have F**ked your girl, stole your wallet or kidnapped your kid.

[KurtCobain]

It was a guys ass

look up pooping in yahoo images(it's nsfw) and you'll find it. it was a chick's ass.

[Bowser]

WHAT?!?! Everyone should see tubgirl just so they know what everyone is talking about.

I'm telling you, even if you know what's coming it will take your brain 5 seconds to process what the hell it is you're looking at.

Yeah, f*ck that.

[Dole_Russell]

do I fit the requirements?

[Bugeater]

We really need Skip back...

[Dole_Russell]

thats what happens when the mods run people off...

[teedubya]

I knew this had to be a bump by the resident new idiot.

Dude, no one likes you... go elsewhere.

[JD10367]

Banned after 15 posts? How bad do you have to suck to have that happen?

[Over-Head]

Banned after 15 posts? How bad do you have to suck to have that happen?
Harder than the Goat hisself.
Could be a new record

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

It's skip. Hey skip how ya doin!!!!!

[RedNFeisty]

We really need Skip back...

Where did he go? I miss that charming personality of his, this place just isn't the same without him.

[Bugeater]

Where did he go? I miss that charming personality of his, this place just isn't the same without him.
He had a little dustup with The Bad Guy, ended up making some threats and got a short term ban. Then all the KSU fans and n00bs that didn't like him organized a witch hunt and ran him off permanently.

[Pioli Zombie]

We don't need one. We have Bugeater.

[Bane]

We don't need one. We have Bugeater.

Dumbass not suck ass.:shake:

[BossChief]

Dumbass not suck ass.:shake:

hahaha

how much of a worthless dumbass does someone have to be to cheat with another dumbass to get a bunch of rep?

yeah, real dumb...and found wanting...

[Bane]

hahaha

how much of a worthless dumbass does someone have to be to cheat with another dumbass to get a bunch of rep?

yeah, real dumb...and found wanting...

Well I guess to some extent you have me there.Rest assured I learned my lesson.

[2112]

We really need Skip back...

and simplex too..I miss the beryllium thread..lol.. this place isnt the same without Skip

[milkman]

and simplex too..I miss the beryllium thread..lol.. this place isnt the same without Skip

I liked simplex until his last foray into this forum when he got all Zach/Buster Hymen on us.

He pissed me off, and I was, of course, diplomatic in my responses to his douchiness.

Haven't seen him since.

[2112]

I liked simplex until his last foray into this forum when he got all Zach/Buster Hymen on us.

He pissed me off, and I was, of course, diplomatic in my responses to his douchiness.

Haven't seen him since.

Really? I must have missed that, what happened? the last time I saw him was right before the board software was updated. and I saw him every now and then on Phobias board, but I dont even remember that boards link anymore..lol

[luv]

It seems Bugeater has become the new Skip, only with a much better personality.

[2112]

It seems Bugeater has become the new Skip, only with a much better personality.

LOL! I think you have a very good point there!

[RedNFeisty]

He had a little dustup with The Bad Guy, ended up making some threats and got a short term ban. Then all the KSU fans and n00bs that didn't like him organized a witch hunt and ran him off permanently.
I can't imagine Skip being ran off by a bunch of fuck wads, he must of been fed up.

and simplex too..I miss the beryllium thread..lol.. this place isnt the same without Skip

Simplex was cool, at least to me. I miss the sting of Skip, it is a shame.

[BossChief]

I have a feeling this place is gonna get real colorful once preseason starts.

[2112]

Simplex was cool, at least to me. I miss the sting of Skip, it is a shame.

Skip had become a lot mellower as of late before he left IMO. he ****ed with n00bs..lol..but not like when I first came here. when I first came here there was this neg rep war between him and GoChiefs. that was fun!

[milkman]

Really? I must have missed that, what happened? the last time I saw him was right before the board software was updated. and I saw him every now and then on Phobias board, but I dont even remember that boards link anymore..lol

This thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6205916#post6205916

As to Phil's other board, I believe it was started up by simplex.

fatchatter

[RedNFeisty]

I have a feeling this place is gonna get real colorful once preseason starts.

Whattch you talking about, Willis, this place is always colorful?!?!

[RedNFeisty]

Skip had become a lot mellower as of late before he left IMO. he ****ed with n00bs..lol..but not like when I first came here. when I first came here there was this neg rep war between him and GoChiefs. that was fun!

Well, he was getting older and probably losing his eye sight!! LMAO

[2112]

Well, he was getting older and probably losing his eye sight!! LMAO

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

[WilliamTheIrish]

He had a little dustup with The Bad Guy, ended up making some threats and got a short term ban. Then all the KSU fans and n00bs that didn't like him organized a witch hunt and ran him off permanently.

Those big meanie KSU folks ran skip off?

[DeezNutz]

Those big meanie KSU folks ran skip off?

How could this,

http://ncmifringe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/351760_old_ball_and_chain_series_1.jpg

, run anyone off?

[WilliamTheIrish]

I can't imagine Skip being ran off by a bunch of **** wads, he must of been fed up.



Simplex was cool, at least to me. I miss the sting of Skip, it is a shame.

Skip wasn't "run off". He left after making fool out of himself in a thread. He's been so embarrassed by it he has only returned for a couple of posts under one of his dupe accounts. (you know.. the kind of accounts he would want other posters banned for).

Skip can come back any time he pleases. He's afraid of the embarrassment that will entail therefore he hides over on some obscure KU board.

[RedNFeisty]

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

It seems I missed out on a lot of good stuff while I was gone. Damn it, man!

[milkman]

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=148126

He was seeing double?

[WilliamTheIrish]

How could this,

http://ncmifringe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/351760_old_ball_and_chain_series_1.jpg

, run anyone off?

LMAO "We had options"!!!!!!!!11111111


But apparently skip had none.

[RedNFeisty]

Skip wasn't "run off". He left after making fool out of himself in a thread. He's been so embarrassed by it he has only returned for a couple of posts under one of his dupe accounts. (you know.. the kind of accounts he would want other posters banned for).

Skip can come back any time he pleases. He's afraid of the embarrassment that will entail therefore he hides over on some obscure KU board.

Skip being too embarrassed to return? That doesn't sound like the old Skip.

I have embarrassed myself on many occasions, but I still remain the same ole me! I think we have all opened mouth and inserted foot at times.

[milkman]

Skip being too embarrassed to return? That doesn't sound like the old Skip.

I have embarrassed myself on many occasions, but I still remain the same ole me! I think we have all opened mouth and inserted foot times.

Not me.

I never figured out how to remove it to begin with.
It's a permanent fixture.

[Bugeater]

Those big meanie KSU folks ran skip off?
Go look at the threads, the folks that were screaming the loudest for a permaban were nearly all KSU fans. It's pretty clear the butthurt runs deep.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Go look at the threads, the folks that were screaming the loudest for a permaban were nearly all KSU fans. It's pretty clear the butthurt runs deep.

No "permaban" was ever issued. That's just a weak excuse for Skip to hide away after making a complete fool of himself.

Butthurt indeed. You sound like you've lost your daddy.

[RNR]

Skip wasn't "run off". He left after making fool out of himself in a thread. He's been so embarrassed by it he has only returned for a couple of posts under one of his dupe accounts. (you know.. the kind of accounts he would want other posters banned for).

Skip can come back any time he pleases. He's afraid of the embarrassment that will entail therefore he hides over on some obscure KU board.

I was disappointed by that. He should have just owned it. I have said some stupid things on here before but took the shit I deserved and owned it. Skip should have done the same~

[Gonzo]

It seems Bugeater has become the new Skip, only with a much better personality.

LET IT BE DECREED!
Bug is now the ***Offical CP Asshole***

I gave the job to bosschief for a week and it was full of fail. I have no n00b scalps.
:D :p
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[RedNFeisty]

Not me.

I never figured out how to remove it to begin with.
It's a permanent fixture.

At least you can admit it!! :thumb:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How could this,

http://ncmifringe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/351760_old_ball_and_chain_series_1.jpg

, run anyone off?

LMAO

No "permaban" was ever issued. That's just a weak excuse for Skip to hide away after making a complete fool of himself.

Butthurt indeed. You sound like you've lost your daddy.

:eek::popcorn:

[BossChief]

LET IT BE DECREED!
Bug is now the ***Offical CP Asshole***

I gave the job to bosschief for a week and it was full of fail. I have no n00b scalps.
:D :p
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I am teh fail,



(it was a slow week with little action)

[Frazod]

Skip being too embarrassed to return? That doesn't sound like the old Skip.

I have embarrassed myself on many occasions, but I still remain the same ole me! I think we have all opened mouth and inserted foot at times.

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old fuck is gone.

[LaChapelle]

Brentwood Town and Country Ladue Sappington Clayton
Shrewsbury Concord

[milkman]

I(it was slow with little weak action)

FYP

[WilliamTheIrish]

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old **** is gone.

You're just butthurt/ bugeater

[pr_capone]

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old **** is gone.

:thumb:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old fuck is gone.

Q...FT.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We haven't had a good dumbass since Black Jack Savage and Quiksurfer. What's the deal? Is the word out on us? I thought I might run over to WPI and troll around. Any other ideas?

Be not cavalier regarding the power of self-fulfilling prophecy, Skipples...








:fire:

[go bo]

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old **** is gone.does anybody have a link to that ban thread?

[kstater]

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=222720

[BossChief]

FYP
I only got a chance to unload on one n00b and I brought the pain.
JFC, just go ahead and make this your last post nOOb. Go to walmart and buy the cheapest gallon of antifreeze, chug that fucker and find a damn aids fire to jump into then stay put.

thanks for playing

[TrebMaxx]

I was disappointed by that. He should have just owned it. I have said some stupid things on here before but took the shit I deserved and owned it. Skip should have done the same~

I was surprised he never came back to be honest. Maybe once the season starts he will show back up.

[FAX]

BOOM!!!!

Happy 4th of July, everybody!!

As for Mr. Skip Towne, he - like many here - seemed to take ChiefsPlanet and his role in the community very seriously ...

Nevertheless, threatening to go "Real Life" on someone was wrong and I'm sure he knows that. Could he take back his words, I'm certain he would. However, the combination of the ban and the resulting animus displayed by a number of posters toward him was more than he could, apparently, bear.

The entire situation is sad. I hate to disagree with honored posters, but Mr. Skip Towne is as much a part of ChiefsPlanet as anyone. He is part of the board's history and a colorful thread in the fabric of the community. I, for one, miss his contribution and hope that he will return at some future time to continue his merciless N00b (sp?) squashing.

FAX

[J Diddy]

I was surprised he never came back to be honest. Maybe once the season starts he will show back up.

Maybe he's already here. Maybe he's the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude.

[RedNFeisty]

Is there a link to the teacher thread?

[DeezNutz]

Is there a link to the teacher thread?

Sure.

[RedNFeisty]

Sure.

LMAO

Can you provide it?

[DeezNutz]

LMAO

Can you provide it?

Oh...no. :(

[Mr. Flopnuts]

BOOM!!!!

Happy 4th of July, everybody!!

As for Mr. Skip Towne, he - like many here - seemed to take ChiefsPlanet and his role in the community very seriously ...

Nevertheless, threatening to go "Real Life" on someone was wrong and I'm sure he knows that. Could he take back his words, I'm certain he would. However, the combination of the ban and the resulting animus displayed by a number of posters toward him was more than he could, apparently, bear.

The entire situation is sad. I hate to disagree with honored posters, but Mr. Skip Towne is as much a part of ChiefsPlanet as anyone. He is part of the board's history and a colorful thread in the fabric of the community. I, for one, miss his contribution and hope that he will return at some future time to continue his merciless N00b (sp?) squashing.

FAX

Me too.

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Go look at the threads, the folks that were screaming the loudest for a permaban were nearly all KSU fans. It's pretty clear the butthurt runs deep.

are you serious? There's what, 5 or 6 of us Cat fans here....we were powerful enough to out-voice the rest of you and run him off?

that's hilarious.

[RedNFeisty]

Oh...no. :(

Damn it, man! :banghead:

LMAO

[BossChief]

the thread got deleted

[Slainte]

He's not too embarrassed to return; he just couldn't deal with the reality of 70% of the BB wanting him banned for at least a year for his shitty actions when he was sure he was KING OF CHIEFSPLANET!!!!!!!. Guess that wasn't the case.

Just remember, for every three people pining for the return of good ole' Skip there are seven people who are glad the miserable old fuck is gone.

rep for truth.

[Buck]

Man I am so high.

["Bob" Dobbs]

Shit. Just a bump. I thought Skip was back.
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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Shit. Just a bump. I thought Skip was back.
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No, but it looks like his prayers have been answered ;)

[crazycoffey]

Shit. Just a bump. I thought Skip was back.
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dumbass....

[chasedude]

Man I am so high.

Uh, what stoned induced thought brought you to bump this thread?

[Buck]

Uh, what stoned induced thought brought you to bump this thread?

I got high and tried to find a thread about Samie Parker. Couldn't find it, but this thread was in the search results so I posted in it.

[Extra Point]

rep for truth.

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