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58-4ever

01-23-2007, 02:07 AM

what would it be about? And why?

007

01-23-2007, 02:15 AM

I would write a story about my life. Because nobody would care.

FDS

01-23-2007, 02:20 AM

Dancing Bananas Have Apeal

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Bugeater

01-23-2007, 02:21 AM

Beer, boobs and BBQ.

007

01-23-2007, 02:31 AM

Beer, boobs and BBQ.
Yeah, but, why?

58-4ever

01-23-2007, 02:36 AM

Yeah, but, why?

It's all about the passion man. :bong:

Bugeater

01-23-2007, 02:41 AM

Yeah, but, why?
What else is there?

KCChiefsMan

01-23-2007, 03:30 AM

I'd write a book about all of the white trash that reproduce like wildfire will bring this country down. Start investing in skoal and vanderbilts now!

crazycoffey

01-23-2007, 07:52 AM

I have four ideas, and all of them have been started, but if I tell you my ideas, I procrastinate so much, that you could catch up to my last two years of writing and finish all four before I get one done.

Reaper16

01-23-2007, 07:58 AM

Jenson71

01-23-2007, 07:59 AM

I'd write a book about all of the white trash that reproduce like wildfire will bring this country down. Start investing in skoal and vanderbilts now!

You could have just said autobiography.

seclark

01-23-2007, 08:33 AM

title: "why i don't give a f@ck"
page 1: "because i don't."

the end
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Chiefs_Fan

01-23-2007, 08:51 AM

"How to get rich posting on ChiefsPlanet" I figure the book will be about writting a book to make money to make money.

Phobia

01-23-2007, 09:17 AM

A collection of my famous quips from posts on ChiefsPlanet. It's bound to be a best-seller. No pun intended.

stevieray

01-23-2007, 09:18 AM

"What I Know About Women"

open book to empty pages...

Iowanian

01-23-2007, 09:42 AM

This is on my "to do" list.

I've got 2 titles.

"Real men don't wear abercrombie"
-a humorous look into the man's-man's inner workings with musings on what real men don't do....and things they should do. Maybe a chapter on Pooetry.

"did they call you freckles?"

My 3 year old brother asked me that in the car after my first day of kindergarden. Momowanian indicates that this was immediately followed by a ferocius brawl as I lept the seat. I think this would be a fact based fiction story like "judy bloom for boys".

Further titles could include "God, I think my pickle broke last night" and "A book to hide my lap with at the blackboard"

Gonzo

01-23-2007, 09:48 AM

I would print all the planet's poop threads.

I think I'd title it.....

Magnifecent Movements

Gonzo

01-23-2007, 09:49 AM

How bout:

"A Hole in the Matress"
by: Mr. Completely

Gonzo

01-23-2007, 09:50 AM

"A Tomcats Revenge"
By Claude Balls

Iowanian

01-23-2007, 09:51 AM

I would print all the planet's poop threads.

I think I'd title it.....

Magnifecent Movements

I'd tax your ass for material theft or copyright infringement.

Gonzo

01-23-2007, 09:55 AM

I'd tax your ass for material theft or copyright infringement.

Is it really either?

Public forum is it not?

(I would pay you off anyway, I know how you like to slander peoples reputation you mud-slingin sob) :p

boogblaster

01-23-2007, 11:01 AM

Bloody Bill Anderson rides Again... he was related, like to retell his story....

ck_IN

01-23-2007, 12:58 PM

How about the collected rants of Bob Dole.

Direckshun

01-23-2007, 02:35 PM

I wouldn't write a book, I would write a screenplay for a musical.

It would focus on a small Al Qaeda terrorist cell of just three guys, with intent to bring destruction to America.

The twist is, not only are these guys comically terrible at terrorism, but all three boast a stellar set of pipes.

Their mission, as assigned from the head honchos in Tora Bora, will be to blow up the Statue of Liberty, even though they reside in Alabama and don't have a car.