How would NFL scouts describe you

[88TG88]

check out some descriptions of incoming senior bowl players. If you were invited to play, and they were describing you, what comments would they put next to you?

no lying to try and make yourself sound great (gochiefs )

heres some examples
Rufus Alexander V-shape and thick up top.
Dallas Baker 6030 203 35 3/4 9 7/8 Flab around the gut.
Justin Blalock 6033 331 33 1/2 10 1/4 Big rear end but sloppy on top.
Buster Davis 5093 244 31 1/8 10 1/2 Stout and built like a stump.
Dustin Fry 6023 326 33 1/8 9 3/4 Mr. Jiggles.
Quentin Moses 6047 249 33 1/2 9 1/2 Flat chested and soft.
Chase Pittman 6044 272 32 3/4 10 7/8 Small spare tire and no chest.
DeMarcus Tyler 6021 323 33 9 3/4 Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".
Dwayne Bowe 6022 222 33 1/4 9 1/2 Built like a linebacker.

[Zebedee DuBois]

Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.

[Simplex3]

Probably, all of those. Plus, slow.
...and old. Oh, and his knees make more noise than a 68' pickup.

[siberian khatru]

Very white. A poor man's poor man's Jordan Black.

[Bugeater]

Tall, long arms and slower than molasses. Beer gut developing as well. Did I mention slow?

[2112]

Tall, long arms and slower than molasses. Beer gut developing as well. Did I mention slow?
You're carrying too much fire wood..Bugeater has lost his burst.

[Extra Point]

Deep snapper beyond comparison!

[88TG88]

heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend

[siberian khatru]

Deep snapper beyond comparison!

That would be Redrum's mom.

[milkman]

Lost his burst.

[2112]

milkman HAS NOT Lost his burst.

FYP :thumb:

[chuxtrux]

likes tuna
plays well with other cats

[Extra Point]

heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend

Your girlfriend must be very proud!

[big nasty kcnut]

Crazy smart but got small hands.

[milkman]

heres mine
88TG88:
height: taller than sammie parker
weight: one word-- "shrimp"
speed: calls it "meth"
hands: women say "grabby"
wonderlic: nickname from girlfriend

[Your girlfriend]You'd better be "wonderlic" if you're a shrimp.[/Your girlfriend]

[milkman]

Crazy smart but got small hands.

LMAO

Worst scouting report ever.

[88TG88]

Your girlfriend must be very proud!
ya i do what i can :)

[Rausch]

180 lbs of Ryan Sims...

[milkman]

180 lbs of Ryan Sims...

You're an ass?

[Rausch]

You're an ass?

Just an angry guy that shows up for the paycheck and has lost all care what the boss thinks of his level of productivity.

(as far as the night job, that is.)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hamas Jenkins, WR:

Has suitable height to play WR at the next level (6'1") but his fluctuating weight may be a concern (is rumored near the 200 lb. mark). Lacks upper body strength, straight line speed, runs poor routes. Has average quickness. Rumored to be uncoachable and a locker room disturbance. Character issues: Has been arrested three times since high school. Good hands, can absorb a playbook quickly, but will only "play when I wanna play". Explosive playmaker, sometimes it's as though he's wearing a dynamite and nail-encased vest instead of pads on the field

[88TG88]

Rumored to be uncoachable and a locker room disturbance.
i wouldve never guessed

[boogblaster]

Big dumb ugly looking SOB, probably worthless, should be shipped home on the first bus...

[Rausch]

You're an ass?

On 2nd thought, yeah. Pretty much...

[Dunit35]

Height: Average
Weight: too much body fat
Speed: timed with calender.
Smarts: if he carries a playbook with him on the field, he'll be ok.

[ChiefaRoo]

Chiefaroo: Defensive End. - Good lateral quickness but limited by undersized frame and limited strength at this level. Stands no chance at the point of attack at this level. Has great intensity and loves to bring the wood to the quarterback, has all the mental tools needed but will never have the chance to get to the QB as his chest cavity is approximately the same size as a Willie Roaf's thigh.

[Smed1065]

Big dumb ugly looking SOB, probably worthless, should be shipped home on the first bus...

Makes a great fit in KC drafts though.........Project!

[Thig Lyfe]

"Breakable."

[Easy 6]

Scott is a blue-chip beast of a man that will go directly from the college ranks straight into Canton.

Has the strength of a hydraulic press & the technique of an Ascended Master & may well redefine every aspect of the very game itself.

The only chink in his game is being dumb as a cold stone, which could hinder his development.

Come to think of it, dudes a MAJOR reach.

[DomerNKC]

as wide as Willie Roaf, but as tall as Doug Flutie. Older than Trent Green, slower than Jordan Black. Could perhaps drive the team bus.

[ChiefsLV]

ChiefsLV cornerback (6-1, 165lbs): Tends to play down to the level of competition. Subpar strength for NFL standards, managed only 10 presses in the 175lbs benchpress and possesses only 13" biceps. Poor overall fitness level, gets winded easily after one or two plays. Demonstrates an overall lack of desire in maintaining adequate cardivascular health. Severe lack of core body strength is a major concern. Body type/frame is too skinny to add necessary bulk required for the position. Somewhat resembles the wiry kicker in "The Replacements" although chest is much more defined. Still, any kind of resemblance to the wiry kicker is of major concern. Has excellent speed, but does not possess necessary balance to consider speed much of a threat. Hand-eye coordination is a major concern. Struggles catching bullet passes. Fails to consistently catch any pass. Almost complete inability to catch an over-the-shoulder pass if over left shoulder.

As a cornerback, able to cover short to medium range routes well. Has a tendency not to turn around and locate the ball when it is in the air. Lacks adequate football reaction skills for the position.

Very accurate short to medium range passer. Provides excellent spiral and zip on the ball. Has good judgement and vision. Does not always identify deep safeties' ability and/or position on the field, leading to interceptions on some deep passes. Tends to lose awareness in the heat of the battle, often forgetting important details, like what down it is.

And with the 23rd pick in the first round, the Chiefs select ChiefsLV!

[KChiefer]

KChiefer: The softest TE to ever take the field!!!