View Full Version : The " Why " thread ..........
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 09:18 AM
We are always asking " Why " questions, what are some of yours ?
Why are we Chiefs fans ?
Why do we park our cars on driveways and drive our cars on parkways ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why a mattress sale ,Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Why and how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why don't you never hear father-in-law jokes?
When looking at the statistics on sanity you see that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. So think of your three best friends, if they're okay, Why must you be the 4th one .
Frankie
01-25-2007, 09:36 AM
Why did you post this thread?
boogblaster
01-25-2007, 09:37 AM
Why did I even respond too this thread??
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 09:38 AM
Why did you post this thread?
ROFL OK, why do you ask ?
Stinger
01-25-2007, 09:39 AM
Why are you channeling Stephen Wright?
Frankie
01-25-2007, 09:40 AM
ROFL OK, why do you ask ?
Why do you question my motive?
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 09:58 AM
Why do you question my motive?
Why must you answer with a question ?
Frankie
01-25-2007, 10:01 AM
Why must you answer with a question ?
Why is that a problem for you?
Dr. Johnny Fever
01-25-2007, 10:03 AM
what?
just wanted to stop the why's.
Hydrae
01-25-2007, 10:20 AM
what?
just wanted to stop the why's.
Why can't you get with the program?
Dr. Johnny Fever
01-25-2007, 10:21 AM
Why can't you get with the program?
when?
The Franchise
01-25-2007, 10:56 AM
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
A: Because he's a bitch and not Batman.
Saulbadguy
01-25-2007, 10:58 AM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Oxygen, you retard.
Redrum_69
01-25-2007, 11:25 AM
Why do CHiefs fans still believe in Carl Peterson?
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 11:29 AM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Oxygen, you retard.
Ha Ha, this was a cut and paste quote......But FTR, why do friends let friends enroll at KSU ?
Because idiots have a right to congregate......
Hey, Have been down to the liqour store lately ? Send me a PM, I have some info for you.
Frankie
01-25-2007, 12:35 PM
what?
just wanted to stop the why's.
Who?
Donger
01-25-2007, 12:36 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Oxygen, you retard.
ROFL
The Franchise
01-25-2007, 12:38 PM
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
I don't know but I'd like to thank them.
Frankie
01-25-2007, 02:43 PM
Why did this thread die?
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 02:50 PM
Why ask Why ?
Rooster
01-25-2007, 02:51 PM
Why ask Why ?
Try Bud Dry.......
Frankie
01-25-2007, 02:53 PM
Why ask Why ?
Why are you philosophical, all of a sudden?
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 03:01 PM
Why are you philosophical, all of a sudden?
Why not ?
NJ Chief Fan
01-25-2007, 03:07 PM
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boogblaster
01-25-2007, 03:09 PM
Why did I come back here again ?
:mad::cuss::#WHY IS MY POWER STILL OUT!!!!!!!!:banghead::cuss:
Gonzo
01-25-2007, 03:24 PM
We are always asking " Why " questions, what are some of yours ?
Why are we Chiefs fans? Who else you gonna cheer for?B]
Why do we park our cars on driveways and drive our cars on parkways? [B]Some dislexic thought that one up.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
In hopes of making it work. (Duh)
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
So they make more money, those commie bastards.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
To confirm moisture level?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
It does if air is permitted to access the glue for an extended period.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
The needles come like that.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He takes estrogen.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Natural reaction.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
In the off chance they survive.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
Lisp is derived from the Latin word Lispine which means to slurr.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
So GoChiefs can get a date.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
The coloring in the soap delutes...Why are you taking a bubble bath anyway, what are you, a ten year old girl?
Why a mattress sale ,Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
It refers to the price being reduced for quick "sale".
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
It's a primal instinct.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Laziness?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Because you don't take the time to find the right side to open it there bumblepoop.
Why and how do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
To find warmth and bugs are small.
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Because you know it was an accident and you want to be civil.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Because you're clumsy?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Your body natuarlly tries to acclimate by storing added heat to prepare itself for facing the eliments.
Why don't you never hear father-in-law jokes?
He likely ownes a gun.
When looking at the statistics on sanity you see that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. So think of your three best friends, if they're okay, Why must you be the 4th one. Yep!
Frankie
01-25-2007, 03:30 PM
Why not ?
Why should I even answer that?
Bugeater
01-25-2007, 03:37 PM
:eek:WHY AM I COVERED WITH ANTS?
Gonzo
01-25-2007, 03:40 PM
WHHHHYYYYY?????
“Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?” - William Shakespeare
FAX
Halfcan
01-25-2007, 04:05 PM
Why is not something I can answer at this time without consulting legal advice.
ROYC75
01-25-2007, 09:05 PM
Why did this fall to the 2nd page ?
BWillie
01-25-2007, 09:57 PM
Joe Dirt: Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?
Kicking Wing: Good stuff? This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
Joe Dirt: Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that'll explode. Go boom!
Kicking Wing: Why is that good?
Joe Dirt: Well, duh, might as, might as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets, shove 'em up bullfrogs asses.
Kicking Wing: I would never do that, because one day I'm going to be a veterinarian
Joe Dirt: Well there you go, one day a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he comes to you, you win twice brother
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