Well, I joined the club!

[Over-Head]

Any father of a boy, knows (or has been warned) that at some point in time sooner or later your gonna get a "golden shower".

Just had mine!
Not bad, the boy's 4 day's old and got me already :shake:ROFL

[2112]

:thumb:You're the man O-H

[ck_IN]

Ah the joys of fatherhood. ROFL

Actually I didn't think Raider fans were familiar with the term 'shower'.

[morphius]

I didn't, but I was alway prepared. My wife got sprayed a few times.

Now if my daughter was a boy I would have been in trouble, 'cause I swear 85% of the times I have loosened up the diaper she has let loose.

[Chief Chief]

Congrats! Now 'urine' our club!

[CrazyHorse]

Any father of a boy, knowsd that at some time sooner or later your gonna get a "golden shower".

Just had mine!
Not bad, the boy's 4 day's old and got me already :shake:ROFL

Now maybe you'll learn to keep your mouth shut. ;)

[KC Kings]

My 1st was born in Feb, and we lived in a small old house in VA Beach with foundation heating. The house never got warm, so for his first sponge bath I got my electric heater and put it up next to his changing pad to keep him warm.

As soon as the warm water hit him he sprung a leak, and the pee stream was headed straight for the electric heater. I had to make a diving move to keep him from frying his tweeter, and while I did block the stream it was all over my hands and arms.

[Over-Head]

My 1st was born in Feb, and we lived in a small old house in VA Beach with foundation heating. The house never got warm, so for his first sponge bath I got my electric heater and put it up next to his changing pad to keep him warm.

As soon as the warm water hit him he sprung a leak, and the pee stream was headed straight for the electric heater. I had to make a diving move to keep him from frying his tweeter, and while I did block the stream it was all over my hands and arms.

I had one hand on him holding him to the change table, and had bent down beside it to grab a new sleeper.
I had been warned about making sure "the felas" were covered over when being changed to prevent just such an occurance.
Seems I forgot to pull the tabs and make sure the old diaper was secure again while I looked away.
next thing I knew there was this warm wet feeling going down the back of my neck and across my shoulder.

I looked up to see the wife laughing hysterically as she came around the corner into the baby's room.
There I was "batting away the stream" trying to stand up and get the "faucet" covered back over.

[cookster50]

Make sure you beat your kid with a club when he does crap like that.

[BIG_DADDY]

I see he didn't waste any time. Hope I get a boy.

[RJ]

Haha, I'd forgotten about that. My oldest son got me the day he was leaving the hospital. I was getting him ready to come home and when I pulled back the diaper there came the fountain. Got me from head to belt before I could get out of the way. At 28, he still has the same "piss on it" attitude.

[Fish]

Good parenting requires a bit of shamelessness...

I think the worst for me was catching some recycled breast milk in my mouth while holding my daughter up above my head.... yumm...

Close second... scooping all the turdicles out of the tub after a bath time explosion....

[Over-Head]

I see he didn't waste any time. .
Does it surprise ya?
Everyone like to piss on a Raider fan when they can!

Hope I get a boy.
Your better half expecting?

[crazycoffey]

I've always heard, you ain't really a dad of a little boy, until this happens, then you know you've arrived.

[Chief Chief]

If ya know your boy had evil intentions, you could go around saying "What a wicked pisser!"

[StcChief]

Did he put your doobie out.

[vailpass]

When our oldest was a baby his mother was holding him with one arm while swiping her bankcard with the other at the grocery store check out.
Holding the boy with one arm stretched his diaper to one side just enough to give him a clear shot at the cashier, which he took, and doused her good right upside the face.
My poor wife died a thousand deaths of embarassment. When I heard I laughed so hard I busted a nut.

[BIG_DADDY]

Does it surprise ya?
Everyone like to piss on a Raider fan when they can!


Your better half expecting?

10 weeks in.

[Over-Head]

Did he put your doobie out.
Not likely!
Thats out in the shed. ;)

But something tells me there ain't NO kinda buzzz like the one I got at 2:19 monday morning when I heard my boy make that cry coming into the world :thumb:

[Braincase]

Day after my daughter was born, I was holding her and felt her having a bowel movement. I told my wife "I got this one", and put her over on the changing table. I got her out of the little premie diaper, lifted her legs up... and the second wave hit.

My wife was about 3 feet away, wearing a brand new white sweater...

[NewChief]

How do you like the black tar that comes out of their butts that first day or two? :Lin:

[Over-Head]

How do you like the black tar that comes out of their butts that first day or two? :Lin:
Were into day 4.
It's more the look and consistancy of cut grass.

[morphius]

How do you like the black tar that comes out of their butts that first day or two? :Lin:
Nearly the first thing I did after being born was sharing a load of that all over my Dad. Our relationship has never been the same.

[SLQ]

I missed the club with my two boys. Grandson #1 due in June, I'll be watching out.

I have one granddaughter but have not had the flood. I resist, at all costs, doing diapers!

[Halfcan]

Congrats!

[big nasty kcnut]

I've got hit by my step nephew thank goodness my dad was there to help me out.

[cookster50]

How do you like the black tar that comes out of their butts that first day or two? :Lin:

If you formula feed, the black tar is a heck of a lot better than what comes next! Formula poo is STINKY!

[seclark]

hell...my sons are both 26 and they still piss on me.
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[greg63]

hell...my sons are both 26 and they still piss on me.
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...Mental image I did not need.

[007]

Just wait till they poop all over you. Urine is nothing.

[Dartgod]

Congratulations!

He'll be pissing on opposing fans at the Black Hole before you know it. You must be proud! :thumb:

[chiefs4me]

congratulations on your new baby boy..:toast:

[sedated]

I gotta have a kid, I usually have to pay people to do that