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Chiefs_Fan
01-26-2007, 08:48 AM
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-01-26T024526Z_01_L25295815_RTRUKOC_0_US-IGUANA-ERECTION.xml&src=rss

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.
Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.
Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.
"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.
"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


They must be feeding him viagra!

Bugeater
01-26-2007, 09:02 AM
I wonder if that's what they do with "erections lasting longer than four hours which require immediate medical attention".

Fish
01-26-2007, 09:59 AM
This thread is worthless without.... ehh... nevermind....

ck_IN
01-26-2007, 09:59 AM
<i>The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.</i>

Something about that just doesn't sound fair. Then again if human men had two they'd probably just get into twice as much trouble.

gblowfish
01-26-2007, 10:00 AM
I wish they'd neuter the guy who does the Salty Iguana radio spot.
They bug me.

Otter
01-26-2007, 10:18 AM
Or they can get the poor guy a girlfriend. WTF

thehead
01-26-2007, 02:03 PM
Something about that just doesn't sound fair. Then again if human men had two they'd probably just get into twice as much trouble.[/QUOTE]


True Dat
:drool:

JohninGpt
01-26-2007, 03:07 PM
Infection is better than emasculation!
FREE THE ANTWERP IGUANA!!!

KurtCobain
01-26-2007, 03:09 PM
holy shit I feel bad for the little guy.

Iowanian
01-26-2007, 03:20 PM
He no mayke hand par-tay to pameela photo!

boogblaster
01-26-2007, 04:27 PM
Show me a lizard with two dicks and one will be red an swollen everytime ....

Halfcan
01-26-2007, 04:39 PM
Ouch!

teedubya
01-26-2007, 07:37 PM
Someone volunteer to relieve the Iguana of his pressure... I nominate GoChiefs. :whackit: