Church promoting Porn and Pancakes

[Coach]

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20070126/45b98ad0_3ca6_1552620070126-389960974

Church Hosts 'Porn and Pancakes' Event
From Associated Press
January 26, 2007 11:08 PM EST
ONTARIO, N.Y. - It's not your typical church breakfast. An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rural upstate New York.

The breakfast discussion on the pornography industry in America is planned next month at the Living Word Assembly of God Church in the town of Ontario, about ten miles east of Rochester.

A billboard advertisement near the church shows the words "Porn and Pancakes" written in syrup on a stack of flapjacks.

Organizers told a Rochester TV station that the event on February 10th will be an honest discussion about pornography and its impact on society. The discussion will be led by Triple-X Church, a group of youth ministers who travel the country talking about porn and the porn industry.

The pastor of the Wayne County church and churches from Buffalo, Rochester and Syracuse have asked about hosting "Porn and Pancakes" events.

[Sully]

There are going to be some REALLY disappointed (yet full) people at this event.

[FDS]

No waffles?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

[Calcountry]

No waffles?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJmeh

[Jilly]

Great, I'll get my sexy nurse costume....unless you think there might be a dress code.

[Calcountry]

Great, I'll get my sexy nurse costume....unless you think there might be a dress code.Pic?

[Reaper16]

Is it too late for this to be considered for Most Disturbing Thread?

[Rain Man]

No waffles?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Heretic.

[88TG88]

porn and pancakes is the perfect combination

[Stewie]

Do I have permission to go through their hidden stash of videos?

[vincent]

porn and pancakes is the perfect combination

Ranks right up there with:

"Strippers and Shrimp"
"Titties and T-bones"
"Blowjobs and Bacon"
:drool:

[Stewie]

Ranks right up there with:

"Strippers and Shrimp"
"Titties and T-bones"
"Blowjobs and Bacon"
:drool:

Are you George from Seinfeld? Ya know, where he'd take a break from roast beef heaven to grab a bite of sandwich?

[vincent]

Are you George from Seinfeld? Ya know, where he'd take a break from roast beef heaven to grab a bite of sandwich?

missed that one... :shrug:

[StcChief]

Their may be a few heart attacks before this is over. :)

[Iowanian]

I don't really want anyone whose recently been watching porn touching my food, eating utensils...let alone buttering my flapjacks.

[Baby Lee]

What's the deal with those 'come down and be saved' churches and porn.
I admit, I'm not wide-ranging in my attendance of other demoninations, but over the years I've attended with friends or by invitation, and it seems like every time it's one of those places with the period where people 'come down and get saved' the speaker also rants for hours about how he used to be a slave to porn . . "Ahhed watch online for howahs . . . Aahh was filled with shame, . . . Aah beat mah meat like a rented mule [well, maybe not that explicit, but close], . . . THEN AHHH FOWAND GOWAD!!!


EVERY TIME!!!

Skeevy.

[gblowfish]

Everytime I think of Aunt Jemimah laying on a table with Mrs. Butterworth, I get a stiffy.

[JohninGpt]

I get this disgusting picture of sweaty pervs with syrup coated fingers covered with curly hair.

[Sully]

Why can't I love God deeply... AND... love porn?

[dtebbe]

What's the deal with those 'come down and be saved' churches and porn.
I admit, I'm not wide-ranging in my attendance of other demoninations, but over the years I've attended with friends or by invitation, and it seems like every time it's one of those places with the period where people 'come down and get saved' the speaker also rants for hours about how he used to be a slave to porn . . "Ahhed watch online for howahs . . . Aahh was filled with shame, . . . Aah beat mah meat like a rented mule [well, maybe not that explicit, but close], . . . THEN AHHH FOWAND GOWAD!!! And Aahh nevahhh look at a 7 yeeaaah oooood the same waaayyy agaaynn. Can I get an ameyyyyynahh!


EVERY TIME!!!

Skeevy.

I finished this...

DT