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Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 08:34 PM
Define it as highest IQ... define it as all around smarts... define it as a good measure of common sense... I don't care. Who do you think brings the most overall brain power to the planet?

I include a poll naming many that I find to generally display above average intelligence... even if I don't always agree with them...

Sully
02-06-2007, 08:35 PM
Me.

88TG88
02-06-2007, 08:36 PM
sully

jidar
02-06-2007, 08:37 PM
me clearly. I've got more raw brain power than a boat full of sea food.

CoMoChief
02-06-2007, 08:38 PM
Saulbadguy!!!!!!!!!!

ChiefFripp
02-06-2007, 08:38 PM
From what I've read here , I'll have to say me.

JimNasium
02-06-2007, 08:39 PM
kcnut

Hammock Parties
02-06-2007, 08:40 PM
Cdcox. Poll is null and void.

milkman
02-06-2007, 08:40 PM
TommyKat

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 08:41 PM
kcnut
I almost included him.

Deberg_1990
02-06-2007, 08:41 PM
Believer

PinkFloyd
02-06-2007, 08:42 PM
Redrum 69



Or however you spell his name...

88TG88
02-06-2007, 08:44 PM
i wouldve voted for archie bunker that guy is smart. i think phobia is more wise than smart and the rest are whatever. so gaz gets my vote

Donger
02-06-2007, 08:44 PM
Define it as highest IQ... define it as all around smarts... define it as a good measure of common sense... I don't care. Who do you think brings the most overall brain power to the planet?

I include a poll naming many that I find to generally display above average intelligence... even if I don't always agree with them...

I find your criteria to be somewhat contradictory.

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 08:45 PM
I find your criteria to be somewhat contradictory.
I find you to be somewhat anal.

Donger
02-06-2007, 08:50 PM
I find you to be somewhat anal.

If you shoved a lump of coal up my ass, in one month you'd have a diamond.

'Somewhat' is not applicable.

Mind you, that wasn't an invitation.

Ultra Peanut
02-06-2007, 08:52 PM
Sully.

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2007, 08:59 PM
**** it, I'm goin deep

Fairplay
02-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Big Daddy

Mark M
02-06-2007, 09:00 PM
Phobia ... ? Seriously?

MM
~~ROFL

Phobia
02-06-2007, 09:02 PM
Oh man. I'm fitt'n to break out the neg rep hamma.

Donger
02-06-2007, 09:06 PM
I'd have to say either Rain Man or Amnorix based on raw intelligence.

However, I don't think I'd let either lead me around a city in the dead of night.

*Edit - Oh, and FAX.

Mark M
02-06-2007, 09:07 PM
I'd have to say either Rain Man or Amnorix.

I'd have to go with the latter ...

even though his team is coached by a punk-ass bitch.

MM
~~:Poke:

Donger
02-06-2007, 09:08 PM
I'd have to go with the latter ...

even though his team is coached by a punk-ass bitch.

MM
~~:Poke:

Shhh. I'm going to set him on fire in a few days. It's cool.

Fairplay
02-06-2007, 09:09 PM
I'd have to say either Rain Man or Amnorix based on raw intelligence.

However, I don't think I'd let either lead me around a city in the dead of night.


Heh, exactly.

I think it depends on what one considers intelligent.

I think what matters in life in general for me.

siberian khatru
02-06-2007, 09:10 PM
Hamas Jenkins told me it was Hamas Jenkins.

Phobia
02-06-2007, 09:11 PM
I would have chosen siberian khatru had that option been an, uh, option....

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2007, 09:13 PM
So did the people in the poll have a brain-off or sumthin?

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 09:14 PM
I would have chosen siberian khatru had that option been an, uh, option....
That was covered with the final choice. I thought you were smart enough to figure that out...

kcfanintitanhell
02-06-2007, 09:14 PM
Whoever wins this award, I do believe it merits a moment of reflection before basking in the warmth of "monkeys throwing poop" voted me the most intelligent planeteer.

Phobia
02-06-2007, 09:14 PM
So did the people in the poll have a brain-off or sumthin?

No, we predict the weather for the next four days and collect a paycheck no matter how badly we miss.

Hoover
02-06-2007, 09:15 PM
Logical

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 09:17 PM
Logical
That's Vlad... isn't it? I'm not really smart enough to know. Hence, I didn't make it on the poll.

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2007, 09:17 PM
No, we predict the weather for the next four days and collect a paycheck no matter how badly we miss.

where do I sign?

Fairplay
02-06-2007, 09:18 PM
Logical



The thread didn't ask for most depressing.

wutamess
02-06-2007, 09:18 PM
Obviously me.

No question.

wutamess
02-06-2007, 09:19 PM
Why isn't GoChiefs on the poll?

I think it's him but I voted for Amnorix.

Donger
02-06-2007, 09:21 PM
where do I sign?

I've been meaning to ask you something.

When there's a "low pressure" area on the map, to what is that in relation? Are they talking about surface pressure or something else?

morphius
02-06-2007, 09:24 PM
I think one would have to disqualify Donger after he had to ask if he had to wash his legs because the soap running down from his upper body should be enough to clean them...

Donger
02-06-2007, 09:27 PM
I think one would have to disqualify Donger after he had to ask if he had to wash his legs because the soap running down from his upper body should be enough to clean them...

Well, it DOES clean them. I'm just more efficient than the rest of you idiots, that's all.

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2007, 09:37 PM
I've been meaning to ask you something.

When there's a "low pressure" area on the map, to what is that in relation? Are they talking about surface pressure or something else?

Weathercasters commonly will show areas of low pressure on surface maps, but you will occassionally see weathercasters show areas of low pressure in upper levels of the troposphere, sometimes refering to them as "storm systems" or "upper lows".
The way to tell them apart is that surface maps have cold fronts and warm fronts on them, where as upper level charts will likely have the Jet Stream featured on them.

High pressure vs low pressure is in relation to the pressure of the earths atmosphere upon a point above or below the average sea-level pressure of 1013.25 mb or 29.91" of mercury.

RJ
02-06-2007, 09:46 PM
Since all the other nominees are posting on his web site I voted for AustinChief. Seemed the most logical answer.

All of these picks are bright guys but there are some folks on the DC forum who would also be good choices. Not all of the sharpest knives in this Planet drawer are multi-thousand posters.

To paraphrase Joe Biden, I'd also like to say that all of these planeteers are clean and articulate as well as intelligent.

Frazod
02-06-2007, 09:48 PM
Well, it DOES clean them. I'm just more efficient than the rest of you idiots, that's all.

And your pants probably slide on easier, too. :)

Priest4Prez
02-06-2007, 09:54 PM
CC, definately

stanleychief
02-06-2007, 09:54 PM
Dammit.. if only I'd stopped eating glue BEFORE high school, maybe I could've had my name on the nominee list. :banghead:

Priest4Prez
02-06-2007, 09:57 PM
Why isn't GoChiefs on the poll?

I think it's him but I voted for Amnorix.
Lay off the Crack dude.

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2007, 09:57 PM
Seems to me Baby Lee should be on this list

siberian khatru
02-06-2007, 09:58 PM
I would have chosen siberian khatru had that option been an, uh, option....

That right there makes you the most intelligent Planeteer.

Fish
02-06-2007, 09:59 PM
The smartest poster in a forum titled "Monkeys Throwing Poop".... there's a resume bullet.....

Priest4Prez
02-06-2007, 09:59 PM
Believer
ROFL
If I knew religion would have made you intelligent, I would have became a priest banghead

milkman
02-06-2007, 10:01 PM
I don't know, nor so I care, who the most intelligent planeteer is.

I do know, however, that it clearly isn't Wutamess, since he isn't smart enough to vote the "other" option when he doesn't like the other choices.

recxjake
02-06-2007, 10:02 PM
Anyone but Jaz

morphius
02-06-2007, 10:03 PM
Mr Blond, he was smart enough to get out while he was ahead.

|Zach|
02-06-2007, 10:15 PM
Hamas Jenkins told me it was Hamas Jenkins.
ROFL

Simplex3
02-06-2007, 10:19 PM
FOCK!!! bunnytrdr makes the list but *I* don't. :shake:

sedated
02-06-2007, 10:19 PM
I'm lost in my own post-defication euphoria

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 10:20 PM
Anyone but Jaz
jAZ's intelligence could run circles around yours if it's legs were tied behind it's back. You just don't like him because he differs with you politically.

RealSNR
02-06-2007, 10:20 PM
Did I mention I took math up through linear algebra in college and studied extensive relativity and quantum mechanics?

But yeah... whatever.

stevieray
02-06-2007, 10:23 PM
Mr Blond, he was smart enough to get out while he was ahead.

you could put gaz on that list, too.

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 10:26 PM
Did I mention I took math up through linear algebra in college and studied extensive relativity and quantum mechanics?

But yeah... whatever.
Vote for the last choice then and consider yourself a nominee. As I stated in the thread opener, the list is that of people who have made an impression on me as having above average intelligence. I don't know everyone. That's why the last option exsists.

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-06-2007, 10:26 PM
you could put gaz on that list, too.
Actually Stevie, I should have included you. My apologies.

ChiTown
02-06-2007, 10:32 PM
Given that list, Other was the obvious choice....

stevieray
02-06-2007, 10:34 PM
Actually Stevie, I should have included you. My apologies.

No need... :)

Simplex3
02-06-2007, 10:34 PM
No need... :)
So how was the game man?

stevieray
02-06-2007, 10:37 PM
So how was the game man?

gotta finsih downloading pics and write it out.

FAX
02-06-2007, 10:37 PM
All of these posters are worthy, Mr. beer me, as are other, unlisted members. What is required here is a masterdebate-off or some sort of ChiefsPlanet IQ test to properly determine the actual, undisputed, smartest Planeteer of all times.

FAX

recxjake
02-06-2007, 10:40 PM
jAZ's intelligence could run circles around yours if it's legs were tied behind it's back. You just don't like him because he differs with you politically.

well, looks like we can add you to the list of stupid people.

sedated
02-06-2007, 10:40 PM
masterdebate-off

I'm down, I'd own all of you

oh...master(de)bate?



maybe not

Simplex3
02-06-2007, 10:41 PM
gotta finsih downloading pics and write it out.
Sweeeeeeet.

FAX
02-06-2007, 10:43 PM
I'm down, I'd own all of you

oh...master(de)bate?



maybe not

Now that I think about it, perhaps you and I are actually the most intelligent Planeteers, Mr. sedated. A good argument could be made for that case, at any rate and we could avoid the whole group masterdebate thing entirely.

FAX

Sully
02-06-2007, 10:43 PM
I still contend it's me.

Braincase
02-06-2007, 10:44 PM
Damn. I can't make a poll if I created it myself.

Halfcan
02-06-2007, 10:44 PM
I am not even on the list. I try to dial down the smarts to be able to communicate with you lowbrows and this is what I get-lol

sedated
02-06-2007, 10:49 PM
Damn. I can't make a poll if I created it myself.

there's only one thing to do with a poll you created yourself.


"well...you could have sex" [/40 year old virgin]

big nasty kcnut
02-06-2007, 10:56 PM
Zebedee DuBois is one smart mofo.

KChiefer
02-06-2007, 10:58 PM
jAZ's intelligence could run circles around yours if it's legs were tied behind it's back. You just don't like him because he differs with you politically.
ROFL

That belongs in the "What we all agree on" thread.


Rather than a "who's the smartest" poll, we need a "who's the smart-ass" poll. There's some Mensa level candidates here.

Hammock Parties
02-06-2007, 11:01 PM
Why isn't GoChiefs on the poll?

I think it's him but I voted for Amnorix.

I am pretty brainy. Thanks, buddy. I'll see that you have a place in my Empire.

Rausch
02-06-2007, 11:02 PM
Not even a ****ing mention.

The world lacks the insanity to push me to the top of this poll but $#it man, I've found a clue or two in my time...

Jenson71
02-06-2007, 11:02 PM
My understanding is that IQ and intelligence are very different qualities, being that your IQ, say if you took a test, can change through your life, but your raw intelligence can not.

Two people that deserve mention on being smart people: Miles and cdcox. Their posts almost always drip with intelligence. There are many more. I think there are some very intelligent people here on this site, and I could not begin to try to name them all.

BigRedChief
02-06-2007, 11:04 PM
Actually Stevie, I should have included you. My apologies.
And what about me?
http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Failed_me.jpg

teedubya
02-06-2007, 11:18 PM
did someone mention my name? Oh, nm.

Phobia
02-06-2007, 11:29 PM
I still contend it's me.]

Dude, you're not even in the same zipcode as smart.

wutamess
02-06-2007, 11:31 PM
Lay off the Crack dude.

Wasn't a joke... Objectively, just because he's the runt of everyone's jokes doesn't mean he's not intelligent. Think about it... a 20+ yo virgin living in his moms basement. There's a thin line between intelligent & psychotic and he's balanced it to this point.

~ Giving credit where it's due.

Phobia
02-06-2007, 11:31 PM
Not even a ****ing mention.

The world lacks the insanity to push me to the top of this poll but $#it man, I've found a clue or two in my time...

We figured the tumor had eaten away significant portions of your brain.

Hammock Parties
02-06-2007, 11:33 PM
There's a thin line between intelligent & psychotic and he's balanced it to this point.


http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7617/hannibalrisingdt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

jlscorpio
02-06-2007, 11:37 PM
without a doubt, Quiksurfer...

sedated
02-06-2007, 11:37 PM
Think about it... a 20+ yo virgin living in his moms basement.

~ Giving credit where it's due.


:spock:

I don't think theirs an emoticon out there...

boogblaster
02-06-2007, 11:39 PM
Is there a test following voting..if there is Im calling in sick ....

Extra Point
02-06-2007, 11:42 PM
4th & Long is smart enough not to accept a nomination.

Nzoner
02-06-2007, 11:55 PM
Now that I think about it, perhaps you and I are actually the most intelligent Planeteers, Mr. sedated. A good argument could be made for that case, at any rate and we could avoid the whole group masterdebate thing entirely.

FAX

Let the argument begin...

FAX
02-07-2007, 12:09 AM
I don't really have a problem with that, Mr. Nzoner. The Night Bra Blindfold can dramatically enhance one's recuperative power. Mr. sedated's understanding of the need for undisrupted, full-stage, delta and REM sleep speaks to a keen mind and highly developed self-awareness.

FAX

morphius
02-07-2007, 12:12 AM
I don't really have a problem with that, Mr. Nzoner. The Night Bra Blindfold can dramatically enhance one's recuperative power. Mr. sedated's understanding of the need for undisrupted, full-stage, delta and REM sleep speaks to a keen mind and highly developed self-awareness.

FAX
But the counter point is that you may be nothing more then a big boob...

morphius
obvious I know

Sully
02-07-2007, 09:56 AM
]

Dude, you're not even in the same zipcode as smart.

I don't get it. What do you mean?

Duck Dog
02-07-2007, 10:02 AM
Patteeu or Amnorix gets my vote.

Bowser
02-07-2007, 10:02 AM
Without a doubt, I have the highest IQ of any of you pissants out there.

Having the ability to access it, though, is another issue.

StcChief
02-07-2007, 10:06 AM
Gaz he doesn't post.

banyon
02-07-2007, 10:34 AM
I would vote tiptap, Baby Lee, Amnorix, patteeu, or (*gulp*) Taco John.

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 10:49 AM
Seems to me Baby Lee should be on this list
Making sure Mr. FAX knows how to think has unfortunately drained my own acumen.
Mr. FAX is a real life Peter Petrelli, now to get him to harness his newly imparted knowledge for good.

ChiefaRoo
02-07-2007, 11:24 AM
I'm smarter than all of you dumbasses.

FAX
02-07-2007, 11:28 AM
Mr. Baby Lee and I will debate any Planeteer anytime on any subject.

(Save A Planeteer's Self-Esteem. Vote Mr. beer me on the revenge thread.)

FAX

NewChief
02-07-2007, 11:28 AM
These poll choices suck.

Gonzo
02-07-2007, 11:31 AM
According to my Wonderlic score, it may be me.

PBJ

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 11:35 AM
At the current moment, there are eight people who I find to be equally very highly intelligent and 40 who are stupid. I'm undecided on the rest of the board right now.

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 11:37 AM
At the current moment, there are eight people who I find to be equally very highly intelligent and 40 who are stupid. I'm undecided on the rest of the board right now.
Let me guess, The queen. The vatican. The Gettys. The Rothschilds. and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up?

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 11:38 AM
These poll choices suck.

That's just an unfounded rumor.

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 11:39 AM
Let me guess, The queen. The vatican. The Gettys. The Rothschilds. and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up?

To be honest, I'm not sure since the poll isn't public.

siberian khatru
02-07-2007, 11:43 AM
I'm clearly the most intelligent poster. I just don't go out of my way to flaunt it like all these other poseurs do.

So that also makes me the most humble.

God, I'm good.

Frazod
02-07-2007, 11:52 AM
We need a poll I can win, dammit. How about angriest fat man? :hmmm:

FAX
02-07-2007, 11:54 AM
We need a poll I can win, dammit. How about angriest fat man? :hmmm:

Why, I believe that would make an illuminating and informative poll, Mr. frazod.

Are there any other nominations for angriest fat man?

FAX

Frazod
02-07-2007, 11:56 AM
Why, I believe that would make an illuminating and informative poll, Mr. frazod.

Are there any other nominations for angriest fat man?

FAX

Perhaps we should just make it angriest. For angriest fat man, there's really no need. :D

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 11:59 AM
Y'know what would be interesting...two parallel polls for angriest fat man and fattest angry man. I wonder how the findings would differ.

FAX
02-07-2007, 12:01 PM
Perhaps we should just make it angriest. For angriest fat man, there's really no need. :D

That opens up the field for some angry skinny guys though, Mr. frazod, and those guys are scrappy.

Nevertheless. Are there nominations for the angriest Planeteer? Fat or no?

FAX

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 12:08 PM
That opens up the field for some angry skinny guys though, Mr. frazod, and those guys are scrappy.

Nevertheless. Are there nominations for the angriest Planeteer? Fat or no?

FAX

Are we limiting the nominations to open everyday rage, or is there room for Planeteers who live lives of quiet frustration, bottling up their anger year after year after year with the quiet dread that someday some minor event will inevitably make them erupt into a deadly inferno of guns and violence?

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 12:09 PM
Are we limiting the nominations to open everyday rage, or is there room for Planeteers who live lives of quiet frustration, bottling up their anger year after year after year with the quiet dread that someday some minor event will inevitably make them erupt into a deadly inferno of guns and violence?
That bike is never coming back, RM.

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2007, 12:11 PM
That bike is never coming back, RM.
ROFL

Redrum_69
02-07-2007, 12:14 PM
My IQ is 146

FAX
02-07-2007, 12:15 PM
Are we limiting the nominations to open everyday rage, or is there room for Planeteers who live lives of quiet frustration, bottling up their anger year after year after year with the quiet dread that someday some minor event will inevitably make them erupt into a deadly inferno of guns and violence?

I view this as an "everything goes" sort of requirement, Mr. Rain Man.

All methods, means, and opportunities for displaying anger should be considered as qualifications for nomination. However, the more senselessly violent the better, in my opinion.

FAX

Sully
02-07-2007, 12:16 PM
Let me guess, The queen. The vatican. The Gettys. The Rothschilds. and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up?

The Pentavorate!!!!

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 12:16 PM
My IQ is 146
Your mom is like an IQ test. You're usually on a timer, she gives you a multiple choice menu, she relies heavily on ANALogies, and if you break your pencil, you're fooked.

ChiefaRoo
02-07-2007, 12:33 PM
We need a poll I can win, dammit. How about angriest fat man? :hmmm:

Hamas would win that one. I'm just assuming he's fat.

htismaqe
02-07-2007, 01:17 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2007, 01:23 PM
Your mom is like an IQ test. You're usually on a timer, she gives you a multiple choice menu, she relies heavily on ANALogies, and if you break your pencil, you're fooked.

You're rolling today. LMAO

sedated
02-07-2007, 01:24 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.

ROFL

NewChief
02-07-2007, 01:25 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.

Yeah, no offense to anyone on the poll, but judging from the names on the poll and some of the names left off the poll, the thread starter obviously has a different definition of intelligent than myself. I mean, the names on the poll are all smart and such, but there are some serious intellectuals on this board who are left off the poll.

BIG_DADDY
02-07-2007, 01:27 PM
Yeah, no offense to anyone on the poll, but judging from the names on the poll and some of the names left off the poll, the thread starter obviously has a different definition of intelligent than myself. I mean, the names on the poll are all smart and such, but there are some serious intellectuals on this board who are left off the poll.

Thanks NewChief. :) LMAO

FDS
02-07-2007, 01:29 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.

How smart is he when some of us can't understand what the **** he is saying half the time? Smart is usless if not understood. ROFL


PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Archie F. Swin
02-07-2007, 01:35 PM
5 years ago I took a IQ test marking my answers on scan-tron ballot. After I completed the test, I turned the sheet sideways and the dots I shaded with pencil combined to reveal the message: "WARNING COMMATARD ON THE LOOSE"

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 02:11 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.
Chris Rock has decided to measure his success as a father by his ability to keep me off.

JohnnyV13
02-07-2007, 02:16 PM
I are the most inteligint Planateer. I are renowned for my intelecktual prowes. I are an umparellaled genious.

sedated
02-07-2007, 02:17 PM
I can't believe Baby Lee isn't on the poll.

(that was purely a statement of opinion, and is in no way a reflection on his sexual orientation [/talladega nights] )

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-07-2007, 02:52 PM
Yeah, no offense to anyone on the poll, but judging from the names on the poll and some of the names left off the poll, the thread starter obviously has a different definition of intelligent than myself. I mean, the names on the poll are all smart and such, but there are some serious intellectuals on this board who are left off the poll.
Yea... from reading the posts over they are people I've had very little association with. Again I have to explain that the choices were people "I" find more intelligent than the average GoChiefs. People "I" know well enough to have judged to be this way. That again is why the last option exsists. To spark debate... which it has... which was the point... so why am I feeling the need to explain myself.... forget it.

Mostly it's just to have something new to talk about.

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 05:13 PM
You have no need to apologize, beer me. Your poll was perfect. Absolutely perfect. Bravo to you!

Stewie
02-07-2007, 05:30 PM
What is it with these "Who's the most..." polls? As far as I can tell there are a few posters who have alot of time to post. I think the other 99% of Planeteers have better things to do. Keep on keepin' on with your circle jerk.

Brock
02-07-2007, 05:37 PM
Most likely Dan T hands down.

RJ
02-07-2007, 05:42 PM
Most likely Dan T hands down.



Agreed. I forgot about DanT, haven't seen him here in a while. Smart dude.

Baby Lee
02-07-2007, 05:51 PM
Most likely Dan T hands down.
Good call, 'least when it comes ta cipherin.'

greg63
02-07-2007, 06:14 PM
Gaz! Hands down.

Calcountry
02-07-2007, 06:27 PM
I have now reached an all time low, inclusion in a vanity thread. :D

Bob Dole
02-07-2007, 06:28 PM
Polls like this never happened before Phobia left.

Calcountry
02-07-2007, 06:29 PM
Wow, and somebody even voted for me. I am utterly amazed. I would rank both Amnorix and Jimbo vastly superior in intellectual capacity than me.

Phobia
02-07-2007, 06:50 PM
I can't believe that I've garnered 2 votes. One from me and one from somebody else with above average intelligence. Probably Bob Dole or somebody almost as smart as him.

Fairplay
02-07-2007, 06:54 PM
I would vote (*gulp*) Taco John.



I curse thee for having his name mentioned in this thread.

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 07:36 PM
Stop critiquing the poll, people. It's perfect.

greg63
02-07-2007, 07:59 PM
Stop critiquing the poll, people. It's perfect.

Why it is; it really is! :p

Sully
02-07-2007, 08:08 PM
Stop critiquing the poll, people. It's perfect.

Except it's missing Sully.

Logical
02-07-2007, 08:23 PM
I think it depends on the topic.

For humor intellect Rainman hands down.

For common sense Gaz

etc.

Adept Havelock
02-07-2007, 08:51 PM
Rain Man, patteeu, Baby Lee, Amnorix, Donger, Vlad, DanT, the enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in a mystery that is Gaz...

All of them and several others have provided tasty brain food at one time or another.

I'll be wishy-washy and say I dunno.

El Jefe
02-07-2007, 08:54 PM
kcchiefsfangolj, is the most intelligent IMO.

Mosbonian
02-07-2007, 09:01 PM
I have come to the conclusion that it is definitely time for me to officially "retire"*** from Chiefs Planet....

I have finally found a Poll or "greatest list" that i want no part of, just for the sheer prospect that being painted as the most intelligent puts an immediate bullseye on the winner.

mmaddog
*******


***to clarify, this is not my "official, I'm leaving" response...ya'll aren't that lucky

El Jefe
02-07-2007, 09:09 PM
Dont let the door hit you on the way out.

Mosbonian
02-07-2007, 09:15 PM
Dont let the door hit you on the way out.

Great.....a newb with no sense of humor and very little ability to recognize a joke.

Hang around and get to know a few people...it helps.

mmaddog
*******

jettio
02-07-2007, 09:16 PM
Most likely Dan T hands down.

Has to be either him or his brother. Way ahead of the curve.

God must have been experimenting when he made those two.

NewChief
02-07-2007, 09:17 PM
Assuming there is an inverse relationship between intelligence and amount of time spent on Chiefsplanet, I've got to go with AustinChief.

RJ
02-07-2007, 09:45 PM
I think if Dan had been included he'd be running away with the poll. Not that it means anything, just sayin' is all.

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-07-2007, 09:50 PM
Stop critiquing the poll, people. It's perfect.
Technically you're losing to "other."

Dr. Johnny Fever
02-07-2007, 09:53 PM
Has to be either him or his brother. Way ahead of the curve.

God must have been experimenting when he made those two.
I wish I knew who DanT was so I could have included him. Maybe we need a new poll with some of the suggestions given throughout the thread...

:)

Phobia
02-07-2007, 10:04 PM
Who is Dan's brother?

I'd have voted for Dan or Seedy if they were really options.

RJ
02-07-2007, 10:05 PM
Technically you're losing to "other."


Looks like Kevin is running away with it.

He told me coming into this poll that he didn't feel like he was getting the respect he deserved around the board, said he felt like he'd been overlooked. He was tired of hearing about how he wouldn't make it at this level, how the jokes were so much faster and the post totals bigger than what he'd seen before. I think it's fair to say that Rain Man came into this poll with a chip on his shoulder and he's certainly proven today that he belongs. If he lacks anything in natural intelligence he is more than making up for it in hard work and grit. Lots of grit. Safe to say no one will be looking past him next season.

Gotta love all that grit.

ChiefaRoo
02-07-2007, 10:25 PM
The smartest? It's Chiefaroo. Brains, looks, sense of humor and a big unit that many of your wives and g-friends would marvel at.

stevieray
02-07-2007, 10:29 PM
Who is Dan's brother?

I'd have voted for Dan or Seedy if they were really options.

jettio

boogblaster
02-07-2007, 10:40 PM
Intelligence is measured by ones ability to adapt to ones surroundings and still feed information to all concerned..maybe we'll learn from this experence and be considered in the next poll....

FAX
02-07-2007, 10:52 PM
This just isn't right.

Neither Mr. jAZ nor Mr. Laz has received a vote and they are two of the smartest Planeteers ever.

There is something terribly wrong with this poll.

FAX

Phobia
02-07-2007, 10:57 PM
jettio

The crazy liberal lawyer? How did Dan end up with all the brains in that outfit?

At least Jettio has a sense of humor.

Logical
02-07-2007, 10:59 PM
Has to be either him or his brother. Way ahead of the curve.

God must have been experimenting when he made those two.ROFL

This is really funny to those of us who know you are DanT's brother.

You are too emotional to win. Dan would have got my vote had he been listed. Focker is smart on pretty much every subject and is unparalleled when it comes to researching a subject.

Rausch
02-07-2007, 11:02 PM
Now that I think about it, perhaps you and I are actually the most intelligent Planeteers, Mr. sedated. A good argument could be made for that case, at any rate and we could avoid the whole group masterdebate thing entirely.

FAX

KcMizzou
02-07-2007, 11:07 PM
I voted for bRainman. (thank you, Iowanian) Not only is he sharp... he entertains me. And really, when it comes down to it.... that's the only reason I come here.

stevieray
02-07-2007, 11:12 PM
This just isn't right.

Neither Mr. jAZ nor Mr. Laz has received a vote and they are two of the smartest Planeteers ever.

There is something terribly wrong with this poll.

FAX

and I used to think you were smart...thanks alot.

nychief
02-07-2007, 11:13 PM
easy. me.

Rain Man
02-07-2007, 11:17 PM
Looks like Kevin is running away with it.

He told me coming into this poll that he didn't feel like he was getting the respect he deserved around the board, said he felt like he'd been overlooked. He was tired of hearing about how he wouldn't make it at this level, how the jokes were so much faster and the post totals bigger than what he'd seen before. I think it's fair to say that Rain Man came into this poll with a chip on his shoulder and he's certainly proven today that he belongs. If he lacks anything in natural intelligence he is more than making up for it in hard work and grit. Lots of grit. Safe to say no one will be looking past him next season.

Gotta love all that grit.


I actually tried to get my little brother Eli to join Chiefsplanet, but dad made him join warpaint's board instead.

FAX
02-07-2007, 11:22 PM
and I used to think you were smart...thanks alot.

Hmmm. My puny brain just experienced what I believe may have been a thought.

To my knowledge, you, Mr. stevieray, are the only poster to receive a free trip to the Super Bowl. Surely, this fact alone deserves consideration for "Most Intelligent Planeteer Of All Times" honors.

FAX

Jenson71
02-07-2007, 11:23 PM
danT, let it be known throughout, is smart. I took Stats last semester, it was hard. To have a PhD in it, is really something else. danT, if you see this, chiefsplanet wants to know: Did you ever end up seeing the film adaption of The Leopard ?

|Zach|
02-07-2007, 11:23 PM
Nice avatar.

stevieray
02-07-2007, 11:24 PM
Hmmm. My puny brain just experienced what I believe may have been a thought.

To my knowledge, you, Mr. stevieray, are the only poster to receive a free trip to the Super Bowl. Surely, this fact alone deserves consideration for "Most Intelligent Planeteer Of All Times" honors.

FAX

polyester and cheap sunglasses have been very good to me.

Frazod
02-07-2007, 11:37 PM
polyester and cheap sunglasses have been very good to me.

I think all the CP geniouses have been PWNED. :D