RIP ANNA NICOLE

[Dremel]

JUST ON THE RADIO

[FAX]

I'm afraid to ask.

FAX

[Gonzo]

Damn...First John Goodman and now this.

[ChiefFan31]

REPOST!

[dirk digler]

Anna Nicole Smith collapse at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida... 'Unresponsive'... Model/reality star taken to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood, Florida where head of media relations is in emergency room gathering information before reporting more details to press... Developing...

[crazycoffey]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html

[Stewie]

Did she diet her way to oblivion?

[crazycoffey]

REPOST!


huh, where, the 196 licks thread????

[FAX]

Probably got left out of an intelligence contest and succumed.

FAX

[siberian khatru]

She was told that, no, she couldn't have Lisa Nowak's spot in the shuttle program.

[KC Kings]

How this is breaking news across the front of CNN, I will never understand.

I wonder what affect defibulators have on silicon implants?

[ChiefFan31]

huh, where, the 196 licks thread????

ROFL.

I just couldn't help myself. I don't think it is.

[Archie Bunker]

Her Guess Jeans ads served a vital role during my early teens.

[noa]

She was DOA according to CNN

[morphius]

Probably got left out of an intelligence contest and succumed.

FAX
I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.

[Phobia]

Anybody want to buy some trimspa stock?

[Jilly]

wait, John Goodman died?

[FAX]

She was DOA according to CNN

Wow, Mr. noa949. That's sad. I hope she goes to heaven.

Of couse, once she gets there, she'll need some big ass wings.

FAX

[Reerun_KC]

I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.


You just went through the express lane....

[SPchief]

Can we get a sticky?

[dirk digler]

How wonder what will happen to her newborn baby now?

[SPchief]

I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose

[siberian khatru]

Can we get a sticky?

I'm sure she was.

[SPchief]

wait, John Goodman died?


You didn't know? Died in an airplane crash.

[KcMizzou]

wait, John Goodman died?Yes. Several times.

[FAX]

Good timing, though.

They just widened the pearly gates.

FAX

[DMAC]

How wonder what will happen to her newborn baby now?Probably grow up happy, drug free, and intelligent.

[BIG_DADDY]

Anybody want to buy some trimspa stock?


ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.

[chagrin]

I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose


me too, I just said here at work, the jokes are going to be great... :shake:

[morphius]

It is really sad that she is leaving a baby behind, I do honestly wish the family the best.

morphius
yup, still going to hell

[crazycoffey]

I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose


I'll take that bet, if you won't count liver problems from past drug use as a victory for you. I think that she was only on the diet pills

[Phobia]

I'm totally getting massive quantities of this (http://www.trimspa.com/main/buy.shtml) for my ex-wife for Valentines day this year.

[tyton75]

No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)

[Stinger]

I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.I have a feeling that express bus to Hell is going to be pretty full by the time this thread runs its course.

[Jilly]

Damn...First John Goodman and now this.

seriously, did John Goodman die?

[Reerun_KC]

No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)


That is so wrong and wrong on every level.. You sick ass....

[SPchief]

seriously, did John Goodman die?


Seriously, in a plane crash.

[SPchief]

No, I'm going to hell

Is the body still warm? ;)



heh

[Baby Lee]

Wow

The litigation over her hubby's estate
The investigation her son's death on the day her daughter was born
The paternity suit with Howard K Stern
The TrimSpa class action.
Allegations she drank while pregnant

Lot of lawyers suddenly out of work.

When you line it all up, an OD is almost excusable, if that's what it is.

[Jilly]

Seriously, in a plane crash.

Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?

[Baby Lee]

seriously, did John Goodman die?
No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.

[DMAC]

Seriously, in a plane crash.I think Will Smith was on that flight too. If not, he died on another flight or carcrash.

[Sure-Oz]

that sucks, she was hot in naked gun 2 1/2 or whatever

[Bwana]

ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.

That's what I was thinking. That family is going to be cracking the Champagne tonight.

[SPchief]

Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?


2001,2002,2003 etc

[KcMizzou]

No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.When he does actually go, nobody here will believe it.

[DMAC]

Should be an interesting funeral...

I picture it taking place in a circus atmosphere, with a team of midgets (sorry, little persons) carrying the coffin to the gravesite.

Joan Rivers will give the eulogy.

[Phobia]

Sorry and go ahead and call me stupid, but when did this happen?
It was when you were on your honeymoon.

[crazycoffey]

Wow

The litigation over her hubby's estate
The investigation her son's death on the day her daughter was born
The paternity suit with Howard K Stern
The TrimSpa class action.
Allegations she drank while pregnant

Lot of lawyers suddenly out of work.

When you line it all up, an OD is almost excusable, if that's what it is.


or a hit, or a suicide, or kidney failure, or

[Phobia]

When he does actually go, nobody here will believe it.
My wife still doesn't believe ANYTHING posted on the Planet because of the John Goodman thing.

[Bugeater]

2001,2002,2003 etc
You forgot to call her stupid.

[Bwana]

No, but the reports have hit the CP front pages many a time. It's now a running gag.

Now you are going to hell.

[SPchief]

All joking aside, why is this national news?

[Reerun_KC]

All joking aside, why is this national news?


your guess is good as mine....

[StcChief]

My wife still doesn't believe ANYTHING posted on the Planet because of the John Goodman thing.

Probably a good thing.

[Sure-Oz]

All joking aside, why is this national news?
isnt every celebrities death considered news, wheather they were washed up or whatever?! always seems to be.

[luv]

I'm going to hell,


I've got $5 on an overdose
WHAT!?! Anna Nicole did drugs???



[/sarcasm]

[Baby Lee]

Now you are going to hell.
Yeah, negrep away. I deserve it. Just got a twinge of guilt over the thought of Jilly's head exploding with the news of two celeb deaths so close together. Then we'd find out later we'd killed a newlywed with our keyboards. Bad ju-ju.

[Frazod]

Too bad. She was a life support system for a damn fine rack.

[nychief]

Where were you when Anna Nicole Smith died?

[wilas101]

All joking aside, why is this national news?



Same reason that Rex Grossman sucks.


They're white.

[Bugeater]

All joking aside, why is this national news?
People love it when you lose-They love dirty laundry

[Baby Lee]

All joking aside, why is this national news?
Someone with as much drama in her life as she had, collapsing and dying at 39.
How could anyone find that interesting?

[Jilly]

Yeah, negrep away. I deserve it. Just got a twinge of guilt over the thought of Jilly's head exploding with the news of two celeb deaths so close together. Then we'd find out later we'd killed a newlywed with our keyboards. Bad ju-ju.

I was really more upset by the fact that I didn't know...I started to wonder who else had left he world while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ... (plus, John Goodman, well that would just be sad).

[Phobia]

I was really more upset by the fact that I didn't know...I started to wonder who else had left he world while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ... (plus, John Goodman, well that would just be sad).

Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?

[siberian khatru]

while I was lying on a beach in Hawaii ...

This thread is now officially worthless without pics.

[chagrin]

Too bad. She was a life support system for a damn fine rack.

or a life support system for a pussy? I'm just sayin... :shrug:

[recxjake]

Well, this is probably GM's Robots fault.

[kc rush]

Someone with as much drama in her life as she had, collapsing and dying at 39.
How could anyone find that interesting?

F*cked up priorities.

All of the people who sit around me freaked out and ran to the television. Of course, I was the only one who freaked out and ran to a tv when a chemical plant in my own city exploded. Thankfully no one was injured, but that takes precedence over Anna Nichole dying.

[Jilly]

Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?

no..he's pretty sturdy...

[FAX]

God bless her. She had a rough life in many respects. But, she brought a lot of joy to a lot of nursing homes.

Still, one advantage of silicone is that you're easy to cremate. Just set a match to one of her nipples and stand back.

FAX

[Phobia]

This thread is now officially worthless without pics.

[Baby Lee]

F*cked up priorities.

All of the people who sit around me freaked out and ran to the television. Of course, I was the only one who freaked out and ran to a tv when a chemical plant in my own city exploded. Thankfully no one was injured, but that takes precedence over Anna Nichole dying.
Yeah, and millions of people had f*cked up priorities last night when they watched Lost instead of cooking pancakes for the homeless.

[gblowfish]

Methadone, Zoloft and Lexapro, oh my!
That's my bet, anyways....

[Phobia]

no..he's pretty sturdy...

Hence the whale joke. Oh, ferget it.

[Jilly]

sure, pick the ugliest picture..

[The Franchise]

So when can I expect to get her Playboy videos at a discounted price? Oh wait....you already can....nevermind.

[Baby Lee]

God bless her. She had a rough life in many respects. But, she brought a lot of joy to a lot of nursing homes.

Still, one advantage of silicon is that you're easy to cremate. Just set a match to one of her nipples and stand back.

FAX
FAX is a 40 yo virgin?

He thinks boobs are made of sand!!!! ROFL ROFL

[dirk digler]

I feel bad for her kid.

[Jilly]

Hence the whale joke. Oh, ferget it.

I figured you'd sense my sarcasm

[FAX]

FAX is a 40 yo virgin?

He thinks boobs are made of sand!!!! ROFL ROFL

ROFL

Damn.

Do you have grammar radar?

FAX

[DTLB58]

http://www.courttv.com/people/anna-nicole-smith/photo_gallery/index.html

[chagrin]

...

still worthless

[gblowfish]

sure, pick the ugliest picture..
Look what she gets to french in Hell for eternity.
Pardon me while I purge...

[SPchief]

I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

[jynni]

ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.
The son, E. Pierce Marshall, died last June at the age of 67.

[Bwana]

I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

Knew her hell, Dane likely went to her house and hung out for tea and mud facial packs.

[Iowanian]

I told her not to finish her son's bottle of "prescriptions"



Its too bad that 200yr old Billionaire didn't outlive her. The ultimate slap in the face of a gold digger.

The real loser out of this is her new baby. Hopefully it will have a normal life now.

[MYKCCHIEFS]

Great, now it'll be another 3 months of her dumbass on ET.

[journeyscarab]

Well at least Larry King will have at least a weeks worth of new show topics!

"She was just a candle in the wind..."

[ChiTown]

May her huge tits rest in peace....

[memyselfI]

Sad. The girl had everything to live for and yet nothing but anguish in her life till the end.

I guess we'll see Paris Hilton get her big break playing Anna Nicole in the movie. :rolleyes:

[Iowanian]

She'd need to stuff your arse cheeks into her shirt to make that roll believable.

Hilton is dumb enough and as many people have seen her cooter.

[siberian khatru]

May her huge tits rest in pieces....

FYP

[Chief Henry]

Is this thread useless w/o pictures ?

[Easy 6]

Her Guess Jeans ads served a vital role during my early teens.

Totally.

I had a poster of one of them, she was simply stunning.

But it just goes to show that only very rarely does God hand out both brains AND looks to the same person. In some ways i think her daughter will have a better chance at a normal life without her.

[memyselfI]

Pamela has actually worked in her life. Did ANS or PH once they became household names?

[TrebMaxx]

I feel bad for her kid.

Heh, the kid will probably be better off now. Maybe she will get a new mom with a IQ larger than her tit size.

[memyselfI]

Heh, the kid will probably be better off now. Maybe she will get a new mom with a IQ larger than her tit size.

Let's hope. I have a feeling she will be a legal ping pong ball for awhile. Poor kid.

[buddha]

ANS was just another in a long line of bimbos who became famous for being famous.

And to think that TrimSpa probably wrecked her organs...? Who would have ever guessed that?

[Iowanian]

Would it be rude to have her Pallbearers stop on the way out of the funeral, turn, smile and say "thanks trimspa".....and then fade to her "fattY" pic?

[Redrum_69]

I'm going to hell for sure...

She probably just forgot how to breath.


holy shit


thats so wrong

[Spott]

The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.

[memyselfI]

ANS was just another in a long line of bimbos who became famous for being famous.

And to think that TrimSpa probably wrecked her organs...? Who would have ever guessed that?

Interesting irony that they've been talking all day today about a new diet drug the FDA has approved.

[Baby Lee]

The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.
Spott, bringing balance back to the Force.

[Eleazar]

Great, now it'll be another 3 months of her dumbass on ET.

You watch ET.

[DMAC]

http://www.watches-for-china.com/watchesforchina/images/ANNA-s.jpg

[Frazod]

Say what you will, but ANS was a beautiful woman with a fabulous body. PH is a beak-nosed, bony, flat-chested wretch.

If one of them had to go, too bad it wasn't Hilton.

[Iowanian]

Just be patient Fraz.

She's gotta be heading into the last Furlong Sprint to the Nosecandy OD finishline.

[DMAC]

I'm sure she doesn't even know she is dead.

[MOhillbilly]

Say what you will, but ANS was a beautiful woman with a fabulous body. PH is a beak-nosed, bony, flat-chested wretch.

If one of them had to go, too bad it wasn't Hilton.

yup. paris hilton and her ilk could all hop in the chiper near as i care.

[88TG88]

I'm sure she doesn't even know she is dead.
ROFL

[88TG88]

May her huge tits rest in peace....
ROFL ROFL

[Braincase]

I'm going to guess Al Qaeda.

[the Talking Can]

she was a fine slut

[Redrum_69]

The coroners must be having an orgy tonight

[Redrum_69]

Maybe...someone was trying to teach their dog a new trick...and she overheard them saying

"you stupid bitch, play dead!"

[Calcountry]

ROFL

I'll bet the Billionaire oil man's son just came in his pants.You see, she didn't just marry him for his money. She was old already.

[Redrum_69]

i cant, so wrong

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

This is sad news. I never got to bone her.

[Redrum_69]

SO wait a sec..


She had a baby girl

That guy she was fighting for the money dies last june...

doesnt that mean that baby girl is an instant tycoon?




can you imagine the media frenzy to determine who the father truly is....the lawyer boyfriend or the photographer..


also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

[Bwana]

also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

[the Talking Can]

The coroners must be having an orgy tonight


holy mother that is funny

[Eleazar]

also...wasnt marilyn monroe around 40 years old when she died too?

ANS was a monroe lookalike

How fitting, both threw their lives away on booze and pills.

[Frazod]

How fitting, both threw their lives away on booze and pills.

I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?

[El Jefe]

R.I.P. crazy.

[Eleazar]

I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?

Nah. Too thin.

[God of Thunder]

haha. Why am I not surprized.

[RJ]

Nah. Too thin.



Ouch. Good one.

Who would be more hurt by that, Bill or Monica?

[memyselfI]

I don't know if it would be more tragic if she died of a suicide, drug overdose, Trimspa or other medication complication, or some other unknown health issue.

Her life was such a greek tragedy it's hard to say which ending would be more fitting.

[SLAG]

what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???

[Archie Bunker]

what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???
:eek:

[siberian khatru]

what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???

I hope you're being serious, because that would be awesome.

[noa]

what was this he was saying on the radio about her son being the father of the baby she just had???


I heard Barbaro was her baby's daddy...now they both wind up dead.

[memyselfI]

Wow, there are some really tacky people in the world and it appears they frequent this board. :rolleyes:

[SLAG]

I hope you're being serious, because that would be awesome.
The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

[dirk digler]

The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Holy shit...

[memyselfI]

The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Probably graduated from the same jockey school as those morons who sponsored the water drinking contest. :rolleyes:

[noa]

The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.

[SLAG]

How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.


call 98.9 thats where i heard it

it was pretty crazy.. he was laughing about it he was like " You cant make this stuff up.. "

just what i heard so i guess its called "hearsay"

:p

[BIG_DADDY]

Probably graduated from the same jockey school as those morons who sponsored the water drinking contest. :rolleyes:

Unless they said something supporting Jihad in which case they would have been all knowing.

I can see how you would admire her though meme, she spit out men at a rate that would make any black widow proud.

[Archie Bunker]

The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad

Good lord

[bogie]

I do think she was hot, but I'm a boob man. I will refrain from jokes for what I think is an appropriate amount of time. I know the way she lived her life brings on these reactions, but I hope she passed without pain. I'm sorry for those that loved her.

[memyselfI]

I do think the cable news networks are going WAY OVERBOARD covering this story. Yes, it's a shock on one level but then on another you just knew it was going to happen to her because her life was just that way. An endless series of tragedy and trauma interspersed with beauty and fame.

[SLAG]

He looks a little friendly with his mom in this pic..

from wikipedia...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/AnnaDaniel.jpg

[Chief Nute]

Which death is more sad.....Barbaro or Anna Nicole Smith?

I would have ridden either one of them. :sulk:

[booger]

This is sad news. I never got to bone her.
there's still time. Hold out hope.

[BIG_DADDY]

I do think the cable news networks are going WAY OVERBOARD covering this story. Yes, it's a shock on one level but then on another you just knew it was going to happen to her because her life was just that way. An endless series of tragedy and trauma interspersed with beauty and fame.

Naturally, she was a victim. WHY COULDN'T I SEE THAT? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Of course she was female so that comes with the territory. ROFL ROFL

Stop, you're killing me. ROFL ROFL

The whole world would love to be born in America being a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell with millions of dollars but you can somehow find her to be a victim. UNFRIGGENBELIEVABLE!!!!!

[Baby Lee]

How would they know this? I know that paternity tests were ordered, but I thought that was because another man was claiming to be the father of the baby.
Love the avvy

____

What a fancy shindig,
There are some real bodacious babes!
They see our soggy trunks!
And they shake their boobies, and my thingie gets excited!
Boo-boo-boodily boo-boo-boo,
Doodily-doop-de-doop-de-doo doo...

[ferrarispider95]

"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?

[Eleazar]

Naturally, she was a victim. WHY COULDN'T I SEE THAT? ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Of course she was female so that comes with the territory. ROFL ROFL

Stop, you're killing me. ROFL ROFL

The whole world would love to be born in America being a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell with millions of dollars but you can somehow find her to be a victim. UNFRIGGENBELIEVABLE!!!!!

Her life was a Greeg tragedy my ass. She is not a sympathetic figure. She had everything going for her and threw her life away on substance abuse, and now her child is going to have to grow up motherless because of her irresponsibility.

She's about as sympathetic a figure as someone who drowns their own children in the bathtub... oh wait.... she's Dense's hero too.

[SLAG]

"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?

maybe it was like this situation

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/812/812_image_18.jpg

[Sully]

Did anybody try to drag Sully back into the surf?


Ouch, dude...



...ouch.

[memyselfI]

Her life was a Greeg tragedy my ass. She is not a sympathetic figure. She had everything going for her and threw her life away on substance abuse, and now her child is going to have to grow up motherless because of her irresponsibility.

She's about as sympathetic a figure as someone who drowns their own children in the bathtub... oh wait.... she's Dense's hero too.

Any mother losing her child to a sudden and tragic death IS a sympathetic figure...

as far as the rest of your diatribe, she was a victim of herself and that is a tragedy because she had beauty and she had money and, predictably, none of it brought her fulfillment. By all accounts she led a lonely and rather unhappy life inspite of, or perhaps because of, her God given gifts. Lord knows she didn't do much to get where she was using her brain.

I happen to think people who self destruct are very sympathetic figures because they often times can't help themselves. You can see their demise before your eyes and know there is little to do to stop them. ANS was one of those people. You knew her life was not going to end happy. That is a sad and sympathetic state to be in for a human being especially knowing she leaves behind an infant who will now be a human tug of war.

[Kraut]

"Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger said a private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor hotel room. He said Smith's bodyguard administered CPR for about an hour before she was declared dead."

Thats a long time to give CPR, where were the medics?
I think he may have been doing more then CPR for an hour :hmmm:

[munkey]

Were all going to die...

Unfortunatly a lot of people don't know how to deal with it.

[Kraut]

Dremel,

This is what happens to her now........

[BIG_DADDY]

Any mother losing her child to a sudden and tragic death IS a sympathetic figure...

as far as the rest of your diatribe, she was a victim of herself and that is a tragedy because she had beauty and she had money and, predictably, none of it brought her fulfillment. By all accounts she led a lonely and rather unhappy life inspite of, or perhaps because of, her God given gifts. Lord knows she didn't do much to get where she was using her brain.

I happen to think people who self destruct are very sympathetic figures because they often times can't help themselves. You can see their demise before your eyes and know there is little to do to stop them. ANS was one of those people. You knew her life was not going to end happy. That is a sad and sympathetic state to be in for a human being.

Next up, Madonna the vicitim, an American tragedy.

by manhaterme

[Fairplay]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/skeletonor.jpg

[Calcountry]

I wonder if Clinton boned ANS?No, I think the more appropriate question would be if Clinton was blown by ANS.

[Sam Hall]

I'm sure the flag at the Playboy Mansion is at half-staff.

[Fairplay]

Fame, fortune and everything that goes with it, i thank you all.

[Direckshun]

There comes a point in every man's life when he realizes he's never going to bang a supermodel.

Today may be that day for me.

[Fairplay]

In the interview Police Chief Charlie Tiger said that the hotel room was in the hotel.

[Zebedee DuBois]

I think she sold her soul for fame and a gajillion dollars.

The bill must have come due.

[Fairplay]

Excerpt from the sad article on MSNBC.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

‘She's been the underdog’
“Poor Anna Nicole,” he said. “She’s been the underdog. She’s been besieged ... and she’s been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she’s endured.”

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at strip club before she entered her photos in a search contest and made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy’s playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.

In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, owner of Great Northern Oil Co. In 1992, Forbes magazine estimated his wealth at $550 million.

In a 2005 interview with ABC Smith recalled meeting Marshall at what she called a “gentleman’s club’ in Houston. “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.” “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.”

[BIG_DADDY]

Excerpt from the sad article on MSNBC.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17050167/

‘She's been the underdog’
“Poor Anna Nicole,” he said. “She’s been the underdog. She’s been besieged ... and she’s been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she’s endured.”

The Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at strip club before she entered her photos in a search contest and made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992. She became Playboy’s playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.

In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, owner of Great Northern Oil Co. In 1992, Forbes magazine estimated his wealth at $550 million.

In a 2005 interview with ABC Smith recalled meeting Marshall at what she called a “gentleman’s club’ in Houston. “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.” “He had no will to live and I went over to see him,” she said. “He got a little twinkle in his eyes, and he asked me to dance for him. And I did.”

What a saint. They should name a park after her or something.

[PinkFloyd]

Sniff.......Sniff.........Sniff...........Sniff.............Sniff...........................


I smell "fake" family death here........ Her and her son...




Or; the lawyer boyfriend knows what he's doing...... Murder that is......

[Halfcan]

He had no will-lol

[PinkFloyd]

Ever since Elvis --- everyone is going out the fake way...

[Fairplay]

A tribute to her.........

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[DaneMcCloud]

I wonder if Dane Mccloud knew her?

Nope. Never met her nor did I ever see her around town. Sad story, though.

[Mecca]

The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?

[DaneMcCloud]

The whole world just got a little smarter or a lot less dumber today.

I don't know about that. Did you see this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3767978#post3767978

[Fairplay]

No ones perfect.

I loved her show. Maybe her biggest fan. Maybe.....

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[greg63]

RIP

[the Talking Can]

The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?


it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

[PinkFloyd]

I really don't think she faked her death... She had alot going on in her life --- and she just didn't look well at all...

I bet she's slept maybe a total of a month since her boy died... She looked bad...

[Mecca]

it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

Hey I'm just sayin there shouldn't be a double standard.....

[Eleazar]

it wouldn't be right to have a thread without mecca scolding everyone....

Everyone in the world is classless but him... and athletes he likes...

[morphius]

The pure class of this thread.......When people make prayer requests and shit like that should they be made fun of too because hey....we don't know those people either so it's not important right?
Says the man with the avatar eating babies...

[Halfcan]

Was it pills and booze that got her?

[Stinger]

I'm sure the flag at the Playboy Mansion is at half-staff.

That doesn't happen anymore thanks to Viagra

[Eleazar]

"Would Tyler Durden Do" has an alleged pic of her, and references another website that is supposedly going to post video... sheesh

[Stinger]

I have a feeling that express bus to Hell is going to be pretty full by the time this thread runs its course.

After reading this thread we are going to need a whole fleet.

[FAX]

Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
True, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then worked it off by smoking man meat and crack.

You couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold in your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX

[BigRedChief]

and she just didn't look well at all.
In her prime:
NSFW:
http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_02.jpg

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_20.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_20.jpg)

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_16.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_16.jpg)

[Easy 6]

Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
Sure, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then work it off by smoking man meat and crack.

And, you couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold up your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX

A work of sublime beauty.

Someone "FAX" this to Sir Elton pronto.

[mfkrush]

www.RushStylin.BlogSpot.com

Oh lord, I write a blog? Oh lord I wrote about this? Oh lord I am going to hell.

[Bugeater]

In her prime:
NSFW:
http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_02.jpg

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_20.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_20.jpg)

http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/pl...le_smith_16.jpg (http://www.nudecelebritypics.org/playmates/anna_nicole_smith/anna_nicole_smith_16.jpg)
:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

[milkman]

:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

What?

She looked pretty tasty to me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Ode To Anna

By FAX

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, goodbye and farewell.
You had much to offer and you taught us well.
Like only eat pizza with sugar free cola
And, guys will shell out to see big areola.

Oh, Anna, Oh, Anna, your life was so hard.
Victoria's Secret charged you by the yard.
Sure, you loved a double cheese and a Big Mac
Then work it off by smoking man meat and crack.

And, you couldn't do math or write out your own name
But that didn't keep you from fortune and fame.
Big mansions and limos, yes that was your fate
And you earned it by pre-chewing food for your date.

The life of a starlet is oft an illusion
And you left a budding career in cold fusion
To hold your head high through the busts and arrests
And prove that no bra made could hold up your breasts.

You were the ideal to young girls everywhere
Who want to have sex with a blind millionaire.
So, today it seems fitting to stroke the banana
And peruse our back issues of Playboy, Oh, Anna.

FAX
ROFL

[Mecca]

:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

HAHA like you're pulling better than that......internet Don Juan...

"Look at those pointy knees she's way below my standard"....I'm sure you are pulling better than Playboy playmates of the year......uh huh.

[Bugeater]

HAHA like you're pulling better than that......internet Don Juan...

"Look at those pointy knees she's way below my standard"....I'm sure you are pulling better than Playboy playmates of the year......uh huh.
You've just been babysitting this thread waiting for the opportunity to drop that, weren't you?

[Mecca]

You've just been babysitting this thread waiting for the opportunity to drop that, weren't you?

No but anyone acting like a playboy playmate of the year is below their standard is really funny.

[Direckshun]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070208/capt.ny21602082309.anna_nicole_smith_ny216.jpg?

You can't buy a smile like that.

[munkey]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070208/capt.ny21602082309.anna_nicole_smith_ny216.jpg?

You can't buy a smile like that.


Thats open casket material....

[memyselfI]

Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

[sedated]

Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

hendrix

[boogblaster]

RIP she was a beautiful bitch at one time ...

[FAX]

Crazy photo. She looks as if she had been rubbing coke into her gums.

FAX

[Demonpenz]

holy crap if you had anna in your death pool you are scoring big points. Come on Katie Holmes get demon back in the game

[Chan93lx50]

:shake: Are you serious? That's the best she has ever looked?

:Lin:

You gay or something?

[FAX]

Man. Some of the details associated with her death are making me feel pretty bad about my posts in this thread.

Apparently, she died alone in a hotel room and had recently been depressed about the constant legal battles, no friends, media abuse, etc.

This is really turning into a very sad story.

FAX

[ChiTown]

This is really turning into a very sad story.

FAX

Aren't they all? ok, maybe not......

[Chiefnj]

Wow, MSNBC just reported she may have suffered John Bonham's and Bon Scott's fate...

choked on her own vomit.

Are they sure it was her own vomit?

[Iowanian]

Crazy photo. She looks as if she had been rubbing coke into her gums.

FAX

I've seen Bulls, Stud horses and Buck Deer make the same lip curl when a female in season rolled by upwind.

[FAX]

Trump was on the Imus show this morning and said that he thought she might have been murdered by her husband/boyfriend/whatever.

FAX

[Dremel]

Billionare son dies mysteriously

Anna's son drug related death

Anna got her wings

Slimy Laywer gets custody & big $$$$ ??

Who is left??

[Eleazar]

I wasn't going to post the photo here because I thought it was in poor taste.

But anyway, yeah. Hey all you bystanders, don't everybody help at once.

[Amnorix]

Frankly, this is no surprise, and I feel worse for her little baby daughter than anyone else.

So, this should be "fun":

1. The fight over the parenthood of the daughter;

2. the fight over who gets to be the guardian of the daughter, and therefore control, for now, whatever ANS had left for money;

3. the fight over the money that belonged to that old billionaire (give you a hint -- her estate will continue that fight, and hte old man's kid(s) are NOT scott free on that issue just cuz she's dead).

4. watching this poor little girl grow up, no doubt dealing with paparazzi and various other vermin and hangers on trying to get a piece of her money or whatever.

Her life was a mess, and her death won't clean much of it up unfortunately.

[chagrin]

One of her last pictures..from yesterday




I don't know about this, who are all those people, wasn't she "alone"?


EDIT - nevermind it's not real

[gblowfish]

This is pretty disturbing...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ_IcxTnPeY

[dirk digler]

I don't know about this, who are all those people, wasn't she "alone"?


EDIT - nevermind it's not real

Yep I think you are right it appears to be different people. Sorry everyone.

[Eleazar]

Yeah, I was just about to post, I saw two pics that were supposedly her, but the one of her collapsed on the floor there is missing the tattoos that are visible in the other one.

[chagrin]

Yep I think you are right it appears to be different people. Sorry everyone.


But if you happen to have her number...I'm in to pissing, heh-heh, awww-riight!

[BigRedChief]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/09/smith.dies/newt1.smith6.fri.afp.gi.jpg
Recent photo of her. Now for those playing along Bugeater says he gets better all the time. I say prove it.

[HonestChieffan]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

[ChiTown]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

lmfao

[Bob Dole]

www.RushStylin.BlogSpot.com

Oh lord, I write a blog? Oh lord I wrote about this? Oh lord I am going to hell.

Bob Dole assumes the author was attempting to be humorous with the Howard Stern part.

[Redrum_69]

So was it true about her son being the father?

[bogie]

Wow, some of you people are brutal. You would make great reporters on Fox. Thankfully you and everyone in your families are stellar citizens. I do feel sorry for her. For whatever reason, she couldn't/didn't get a grip. It's sad.

[BIG_DADDY]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j77/retrogold/zannanicoleik4.jpg

Now that's funny. ROFL

[bogie]

A fox reporter just said ANS was so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she actually visted her home. SHOCKING!

[BIG_DADDY]

A fox reporter just said ANS was so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she actually visted her home. SHOCKING!

Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

[Phobia]

Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

I don't think Marilyn ever made 260.

[bogie]

Was that when she was 160 pounds or 260 pounds?

What's your point?

[memyselfI]

Wow, some of you people are brutal. You would make great reporters on Fox. Thankfully you and everyone in your families are stellar citizens. I do feel sorry for her. For whatever reason, she couldn't/didn't get a grip. It's sad.

It is sad and it's also a circus. All of these men claiming to be the father. Now it's Zza Zza Gabor's husband saying he is. One thing I know about this story is that my husband is NOT the father...I think.

:hmmm:

It reminds me of the scene in Life of Brian:

'I'm the Messiah'
'No, I'm the Messiah'
'No, no I'm the Messiah'

[Bugeater]

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/09/smith.dies/newt1.smith6.fri.afp.gi.jpg
Recent photo of her. Now for those playing along Bugeater says he gets better all the time. I say prove it.
I don't find her to be attractive. It's just an opinion for god's sake.

[bogie]

It is sad and it's also a circus. All of these men claiming to be the father. Now it's Zza Zza Gabor's husband saying he is. One thing I know about this story is that my husband is NOT the father...I think.

:hmmm:

It reminds me of the scene in Life of Brian:

'I'm the Messiah'
'No, I'm the Messiah'
'No, no I'm the Messiah'

In life, she probably wasn't intelligent enough to defend herself. In death she certainly isn't. It's to bad she didn't have someone in her life strong enough to help her.

[Amnorix]

I don't find her to be attractive. It's just an opinion for god's sake.


No worries, I'm with you. I'm not saying she was ugly, but I didn't find her to be all that. I'm sure that's partly influenced by the fact that I didn't have alot of respect for the way she handled her life.

I'm also generally not a fan of, err, more well built women with huge boobs. I tend to like them thinner and leaner.

I'd take 24-34B (or C)-24 over 26-36D-26.

That said, I find the waifish, breastless, anorexic look to be completely unappealing, make no mistake.

[BIG_DADDY]

Frankly, this is no surprise, and I feel worse for her little baby daughter than anyone else.

So, this should be "fun":

1. The fight over the parenthood of the daughter;

2. the fight over who gets to be the guardian of the daughter, and therefore control, for now, whatever ANS had left for money;

3. the fight over the money that belonged to that old billionaire (give you a hint -- her estate will continue that fight, and hte old man's kid(s) are NOT scott free on that issue just cuz she's dead).

4. watching this poor little girl grow up, no doubt dealing with paparazzi and various other vermin and hangers on trying to get a piece of her money or whatever.

Her life was a mess, and her death won't clean much of it up unfortunately.

The only sure thing we know if is that the attorneys will get at least half of everything, right Amnorix? :)

[Chiefnj]

It's to bad she didn't have someone in her life strong enough to help her.

When you go around sleeping with 99 year old men, it's no surprise they don't have much strength to help you out. They can barely stay awake past 4 p.m.

[Amnorix]

The only sure thing we know if is that the attorneys will get at least half of everything, right Amnorix? :)


Well, they gotta feed their family, you know... ;)

[bogie]

When you go around sleeping with 99 year old men, it's no surprise they don't have much strength to help you out. They can barely stay awake past 4 p.m.


:) yea I doubt the 99 year old had much positive mental influence on her life.

[vailpass]

Still and all, in her prime, I'd like to have seen that beaver.

[Chiefnj]

Her life was a mess.

Some judge should cut through the mess and order paternity testing ASAP. Award temporary custody of the little girl to the father and then let all the vultures fight over what money, if any, ANS had.

[FringeNC]

Do we know yet how her son died? Is that methadone - prozac cocktail the official story? If that cocktail was that deadly, there'd be rock stars dying like flies. Sounds fishy to me.

[FAX]

Do we know yet how her son died? Is that methadone - prozac cocktail the official story? If that cocktail was that deadly, there'd be rock stars dying like flies. Sounds fishy to me.

I think the official version was a blend of methadone and anti-depressants.

That's what Trump was saying on Imus this morning, Mr. FringeNC. First the son, now Anna Nicole.

Makes you wonder.

FAX

[Frazod]

Apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband has tossed his dick in the ring as well. Claims he's the father.

Good lord. :shake:

Somebody else can post the f#cking link. It's on Drudge. I'm about Anna Nicole'd out at this point.

[Eleazar]

blahwahaa... the news media is in full "dead blonde chick" coverage mode.

[FAX]

There's plenty more Anna Nicole where that came from, Mr. frazod.

On my channel, we're still looking for the bastard child and trying to get an interview with the autopsy physican.

FAX

[FAX]

Giraldo is reporting that he's good friends with the autopsy physician. Says he's a nice guy, but weirdly incoherent.

Reporting on penalty of mustachectomy that the doctor found there were no pills in Anna's stomach. Says that's hard to swallow. Has a gut feeling there's more to the story and has dedicated the remainder of his life to finding Anna Nicole's Vault.

FAX

[Frazod]

There are times when I think the extinction of the human race might not be such a bad thing. This is one of them.

[Eleazar]

[Geraldo said] there were no pills in Anna's stomach. Says that's hard to swallow.

Greatest pun ever.

[FAX]

Fox news reporting that Anna Nicole may have been in poor mental health at the time of her death. Have uncovered previously unpublished photos of Anna Nicole nursing her baby (not bad, either). Experts are suggesting that Anna Nicole couldn't get her problems off her chest and may have been suffering from postpartum illness. Dannellynn (baby Anna Nicole) named as America's Itsy Princess.

Special later tonight featuring a dramatic recreation of this tragic beauty's last moments.

FAX

[dirk digler]

This is an interesting story. No illegal drugs found in her room or stomach. Maybe someone poisoned her?

[HolmeZz]

Apparently now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband has tossed his dick in the ring as well. Claims he's the father.

Good lord. :shake: .

He says he thinks he might be the father, but that there may be 20 or 30 other men. ROFL

[SLAG]

The Jocky on the radio sounded serious... thats what he said... that the court ordered paternity tests and ANS knew that her son was the babys dad


here are some other links pertaining to this

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/09292006_11_daddydaniel.shtml

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060914071628AAeIiGA

another "Friendly Picture"

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/uploads/anna_son_1_001.jpg

[crazycoffey]

cursed, my guess.