Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

[Slick32]

#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No thanks. Just sniffing.
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for mehttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/smilies/huh.gif
#3 - The Miracle what?? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever, say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1- Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ******* into that!

[ChiefFripp]

#11- Oh this will look perfect on me!

[Marlboro_Chief]

I need to rub one out.

[Donger]

You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.

[boogblaster]

Wouldn't your sister look good in that...

[Smed1065]

You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.


Now I am scared, experience?
:hmmm:

[Rain Man]

#12 - Excuse me, miss? If I get the lilac, do you think people will see the straps under my shirt?

[FAX]

#13 - Ma'am. I'm Federal Agent Mulder. Show me where you keep your weaponized bras, or I'm going to have to arrest you and close this place down.

FAX

[Nightwish]

You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.Not only is that one not unusual to hear, but some of the stores actually hire women for exactly that purpose, to be live in-store models.

[FAX]

#14 - Do floppy boobies hurt when you run?

FAX

[88TG88]

You'd be amazed how many men actually say #4.
whats wrong with no.4

[luv]

#14 - Do floppy boobies hurt when you run?

FAX
yes.

[SPchief]

yes.


We're going to have to see video proof of that.

[luv]

We're going to have to see video proof of that.
Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

[mcan]

#13

Nobody move! This is a holdup!



Come to think of it, you should probably avoid saying this anywhere.

[Abba-Dabba]

I've never really thought of Victoria's Secret as a place to get lingerie. I've always thought of it as upscale underwear. I'm willing to bet Victoria's Secret sells more granny panties and body spray than lingerie.

If my wife, or I(for my wife you pervs) purchase lingerie it usually comes from Fredericks of Hollywood.

[jlscorpio]

Frederick's gets my vote, they're naughtier than Victoria's Secret. Their catalogs ruled when LeeAnn Tweeden was in them.

[Slick32]

Most heard in broncoland.......

Hey Bubba, I bet Jake wood look hot in that one!

[Phobia]

#15: I have a giant heart on!

[Smed1065]

yes.

Be proud you have something to flop. There is a line line for Extreme Makeovers.




:)

[bogie]

#16: Does this look as good on them if they're not shaved?

[FAX]

# 17: Got anything that compliments an engorged areola?

FAX

[Rain Man]

#17. I don't mean to interrupt your shopping, ma'am, but that little blue number over there would look great on you.

[FAX]

Hey. I already did number 17.

Out with the IVIGEGs.

FAX

[Rain Man]

#18. Will this ride up on her? Because I want something that will ride up on her.

[Rain Man]

Hey. I already did number 17.

Out with the IVIGEGs.

FAX

Sorry if repost.

[FAX]

#19ish: Excuse me, Miss. Where's your masturbation area?

FAX

[CoMoChief]

Thanks "Oops I crapped my pants!"

[Donger]

Now I am scared, experience?
:hmmm:

Before children, my wife was a regional manager for Victoria's Secret.

[Donger]

Not only is that one not unusual to hear, but some of the stores actually hire women for exactly that purpose, to be live in-store models.

I've never heard of that. In fact, that would surprise me.

The "best" ones were the transexuals that would come in to try on stuff. The girls were instructed to treat them as if they were any other "female" client. The younger ones had a real issue with that one.

[dtebbe]

# X - You swallow??!!!

[Rain Man]

#21 - Can you show me how to put this on an unconscious woman?

[FAX]

#22: Do you have this crotchless panty in little miss size 2?

FAX

[acesn8s]

#21 - Can you show me how to put this OFF an unconscious woman?

fixed it

[JohnnyV13]

#23 Do you have anything that will flatter the complexion of a corpse?

[Redrum_69]

#24 Grandma is going to look great in this....

[Redrum_69]

#25....When the label says.."one size fits all" are they including sheep in this category?