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Dr. Johnny Fever
02-13-2007, 01:15 PM
Did this on the show this morning. Thought some might get a kick out of it. Others can just tell me I'm a dumass.

The top 5 signs an astronaut has gone nuts...

5) changes his last name from Aldrin to Lightyear

4) Her plan for an alternative-fuel lunar landing involves a fiddle-playing cat and a cow with strong hind legs

3) wears diapers so he won't miss any of the "I Dream of Jeannie" marathon

2) constantly acts out 'I'm a Little Teapot" with the shuttle's robotic arm

... and the number 1 sign an astronaut has gone nuts.......

1) had unprotected sex with Paris Hilton!


bud-um-bump...
Gonzo
02-13-2007, 01:29 PM
meh
ChiefaRoo
02-13-2007, 01:37 PM
You're fired. No posts for you for 1 year.
Rooster
02-13-2007, 01:37 PM
:spock:
seclark
02-13-2007, 01:38 PM
more music
less talk
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Eleazar
02-13-2007, 01:39 PM
Are you a bell-ringer? ;) :p
luv
02-13-2007, 01:40 PM
While on an astroid, he mounts a nuke like it was a horse and says he just wanted to feel the power between his legs.
boogblaster
02-13-2007, 01:43 PM
astro-nuts... self-explanatory...
go bo
02-13-2007, 01:44 PM
While on an astroid, he mounts a nuke like it was a horse and says he just wanted to feel the power between his legs.you made me laugh so hard, i think i might have lost twenty pounds...
chagrin
02-13-2007, 01:56 PM
Did you get that from Bitman? yikes!
Rain Man
02-13-2007, 02:01 PM
6. Insists on buzzing cattle during landing glide.

7. Constantly criticizes Neil Armstrong for only taking small step for man instead of big one.

8. Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", then flew space shuttle to Venus to kidnap another astronaut's girlfriend.

9. During public relations tour of Slovenia, thought she had landed on the Planet of the Apes.

10. Missing for three weeks in Rio, claimed that orders were to report to Cape Carnival.
luv
02-13-2007, 02:06 PM
you made me laugh so hard, i think i might have lost twenty pounds...
Armageddon
Gonzo
02-13-2007, 02:41 PM
6. Insists on buzzing cattle during landing glide.

7. Constantly criticizes Neil Armstrong for only taking small step for man instead of big one.

8. Read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus", then flew space shuttle to Venus to kidnap another astronaut's girlfriend.

9. During public relations tour of Slovenia, thought she had landed on the Planet of the Apes.

10. Missing for three weeks in Rio, claimed that orders were to report to Cape Carnival.


There is no saving this thread...
I give you an "A" for effort though.
ROYC75
02-13-2007, 03:00 PM
Hell, I thought # 1 was a wacky doctor named Dr. Smith.
ROYC75
02-13-2007, 03:02 PM
Or better yet claiming he / she came from Alpha Centauri............
StcChief
02-13-2007, 03:26 PM
Hell, I thought # 1 was a wacky doctor named Dr. Smith.

Screams Danger Will Robinson......
ROYC75
02-13-2007, 03:39 PM
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ROYC75
02-13-2007, 03:41 PM
Screams Danger Will Robinson......




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