Interpret Homeland Security graphics

[the Talking Can]

New warning signs... (http://www.safenow.org/)

funny shit...reads like rainman wrote the captions

http://www.safenow.org/images/expl_vis_dont_run.gif
"If you have set yourself on fire, do not run."



http://www.safenow.org/images/vis_rad_time.gif
"Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds."

[boogblaster]

Glowing-woodies, should make the spring fashion shows...

[FAX]

ROFL

Awesome.

FAX

[Easy 6]

Easily the best laugh i've had all day, giggle attack funny.

[The Franchise]

I think the 1st one means "No Incubus videos allowed"

[morphius]

oh man, ROFLMAO

[Easy 6]

So good i had to get a 2nd look.

"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. Nobody wants to see that".

ROFL

[crazycoffey]

funny chit

[JBucc]

Those are great.

[Extra Point]

I promised myself at a young age not to get sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.

[Fish]

Actual pictures... alternate text....

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2909/handszm1.jpg

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7029/cokevw6.jpg

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2052/pooplj0.jpg

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2830/suckhf7.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

damn, that's some funny shit.

[Halfcan]

Good ones.