My second toe is longer than my big toe.

[luv]

I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

[Logical]

What have I wrought. ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

It depends how often you use it to pick stuff up.

[luv]

It depends how often you use it to pick stuff up.
I constantly use my toes to pick up dryer sheets that fall to the floor when I'm folding clothes.

[007]

I hear that making a fist with your toes is very relaxing.

[CHIEF4EVER]

I always assumed the big toe stuck out the furthest.

But do you know why women have shorter feet than men?

[luv]

But do you know why women have shorter feet than men?
So it doesn't hurt as much when we ram it up your ass to get you motivated?

[Bugeater]

Whoa.

[CHIEF4EVER]

So it doesn't hurt as much when we ram it up your ass to get you motivated?

Well, there is always that (good point as well). But I was thinking of a different reason.

[luv]

Well, there is always that (good point as well). But I was thinking of a different reason.
Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.

[KcMizzou]

Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.I suspect it has something to do with getting the dishes clean.

Just sayin'.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Any reason other than that is beyond me. I'm thinking that this is something I've heard before, but can't remember.

So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ

[007]

So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ
BA DA BING

[KcMizzou]

So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJDamnit... I'd heard a differnt version of that joke. Still works.

[luv]

So...they....can...get....closer...to...the...stove. :p ROFL LMAO :evil: :fire: PBJ
Yep. I was right. I've heard that one.

[CHIEF4EVER]

Yep. I was right. I've heard that one.

Damn. :banghead:

All in fun. :)

[luv]

Damn. :banghead:

All in fun. :)
Uh-huh. Surrrrrrre. :harumph:

[CHIEF4EVER]

Uh-huh. Surrrrrrre. :harumph:

Quit sniveling and make me a sandwich. Wait, I mean I was just kidding! Really!

:D

[jlscorpio]

I've heard that a longer 2nd toe indicates sexual prowess

[Joie]

I've heard that a longer 2nd toe indicates sexual prowess
Not true. My second toe is the exact same length as my big toe.

[BucEyedPea]

Quit sniveling and make me a sandwich. Wait, I mean I was just kidding! Really!

For that a man has to pony up.

[redsurfer11]

My second toes are also longer than my big toe. My wife calls them finger toes. I tell her she has "Barney Rubble" toes.

[Smed1065]

For that a man has to pony up.

So you like animals?

[CHIEF4EVER]

For that a man has to pony up.

What do I have to pony up? (Just out of curiousity)

[cdcox]

There is a name for that. It's called Morton's foot. It is related to many musculoskelatal problems like knee pain, lower back pain, etc.

[Extra Point]

Morton must have been a good cook.

[luv]

There is a name for that. It's called Morton's foot. It is related to many musculoskelatal problems like knee pain, lower back pain, etc.
Actually, it's only on my left foot. My right foot is what I would consider normal.

[Extra Point]

So, you're not a half-bad cook. What's wrong with that. Sounds like you're normal.

[ChiefsFire]

Great...

Another luv/GoChiefs footfetish thread in the making

[PinkFloyd]

I must be a complete mess... Both second toes are longer than the big toe --- AND both middle toes are the same length as my big toe....

[ChiefsFire]

I must be a complete mess... Both second toes are longer than the big toe --- AND both middle toes are the same length as my big toe....

Frogboy

freak....

[PinkFloyd]

Frogboy

freak....


RIB-BIT !!!!!!!

[acesn8s]

I learned to use my long second toe at band camp.

[PinkFloyd]

I learned to use my long second toe at band camp.

OH HELL !!!