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alnorth
03-10-2007, 02:24 PM
I'm looking at the aquarium and a bizarre thought came to mind, so naturally I had to immediately pose this fascinating question to a sophisticated audience.

Suppose everyone casually walked around with enormous strings of crap hanging out the back of their pants? How would that work?
milkman
03-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Well, we'd all have track marks.
Joie
03-10-2007, 02:39 PM
What if we reproduced like fish? Our fish's mate died in November and suddenly a few weeks ago the chick starts popping out kids. Five babies over the course of a few days. Hootchie.
milkman
03-10-2007, 02:54 PM
What if we reproduced like fish? Our fish's mate died in November and suddenly a few weeks ago the chick starts popping out kids. Five babies over the course of a few days. Hootchie.

I'm guessing there wouldn't be whole lot of ****ing going on.
Joie
03-10-2007, 02:56 PM
I'm guessing there wouldn't be whole lot of ****ing going on.
Exactly. Chickie never gets any and is popping out kiddies every time we look at the tank.
Rain Man
03-10-2007, 03:39 PM
What if we tasted like fish? Would funerals come with tartar sauce?
Vegas_Dave
03-10-2007, 03:56 PM
What if we tasted like fish? Would funerals come with tartar sauce?

That is awesome!
tiptap
03-10-2007, 04:10 PM
What if we tasted like fish? Would funerals come with tartar sauce?


Ask the Indonesian cannibals.

Uhhh we are fish. Tetrapodal air breathing fish. All that poop and such we get through in the pre-natal embryological period. And then as mammals we are not as good as birds in conserving water in releasing waste. All that excess water in our urine production.

Pass the tamari sauce.
el borracho
03-10-2007, 04:38 PM
What if we tasted like fish? Would funerals come with tartar sauce?
Redrum's mother comes with tartar sauce.
CosmicPal
03-10-2007, 04:44 PM
All you have to do is spend time in a public swimming area: pool, lake, and the ocean to know you are swimming in the same sh*t the fish and everything else do. And that includes the Baby-Ruth bar.
Bowser
03-10-2007, 04:55 PM
Haha. Alnorth is stoned.
Zebedee DuBois
03-10-2007, 08:20 PM
Haha. Alnorth is stoned.

We wouldn't need to dedicate so much of our infrastructure to plumbing.

American Standard stock would plummet.
Chief Roundup
03-10-2007, 08:24 PM
We would be stepping in poop.
FDS
03-10-2007, 08:31 PM
Maybe it's what they eat that makes thier pop stringy. Stay away from mosquito larve is the lesson here.

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