What Do MU Fans

[HonestChieffan]

Do during the NCAA's?

[seclark]

gangbang your sister
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[Bootlegged]

gangbang your sister
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ROFL


Watch KU lose within the first 2 rounds

[Archie Bunker]

We're a football school. Spring practice is under way.

[Saulbadguy]

We're a football school. Spring practice is under way.
:spock:

[Mr. Plow]

We're a football school. Spring practice is under way.


Until football season starts, then you're a basketball school.

[crazycoffey]

I try to focus on chiefs football offseason moves, that takes a moment or two from my day, then it's on to just postwhoring.

[duncan_idaho]

Ask us in four years when we're going to our third straight tournament and Illinois is trying to win with mid-major talent at a Big Ten school.

What is Illinois going to do when it realizes that guys like Eric Gordon and John Scheyer will always say no to Weber?

[Brock]

Ask us in four years when we're going to our third straight tournament

LOL I'll be too busy celebrating the Chiefs' 3rd championship.

[KC Kings]

It depends on what day it is. Yesterday I looked through the Mizzou highlight thread, (which backfired horribly), and this evening I will be cheering for the Purple Eagles.

The only good thing about watching KU fans have so much fun in March, is knowing that in 2 weeks they will all go back into their holes until next winter. I love telling KU fans that because with the last 2 years of sub-par football and general attendance no longer the lowest in the Big 12, you get a lot of, "Hey I am a KU football fan to." To which I reply, "Really, name me 5 players on KU's football team." I have met one person, outside of sports forums, that claims to be a KU football fan and could name 5 players.

[Frazod]

I like football and baseball, and that's pretty much it. I think I've attended three basketball games in my life, and had free tickets for one of them. The other two were Bulls games back in the Jordan era. And the last time I watched a basketball game on TV from start to finish was the last game of the Bulls' last championship, whenever the hell that was.

Sure it sucks that Missouri is so bad lately, but I really don't give a shit. I know college basketball is all you Gayhawk types have, and while I do sort of pity you for that (well, not really), I have better things to occupy my time. One of them is enjoying the actual professional championship that my baseball team is poised to defend (see avatar). Win any of those lately? Oops, I forgot - no real teams in Kansas. Darn the luck.

Have a nice day, loser.

[Brock]

One of them is enjoying the actual professional championship that my baseball team is poised to defend (see avatar).

You'll certainly want to enjoy that, since watching MU play basketball is like watching old people f*ck.

[Mr. Plow]

It depends on what day it is. Yesterday I looked through the Mizzou highlight thread, (which backfired horribly), and this evening I will be cheering for the Purple Eagles.

The only good thing about watching KU fans have so much fun in March, is knowing that in 2 weeks they will all go back into their holes until next winter. I love telling KU fans that because with the last 2 years of sub-par football and general attendance no longer the lowest in the Big 12, you get a lot of, "Hey I am a KU football fan to." To which I reply, "Really, name me 5 players on KU's football team." I have met one person, outside of sports forums, that claims to be a KU football fan and could name 5 players.


Hey, I'm a KU football fan too and I can name every player on the KU football team, their height, weight, position, what year they are in, and where they are from:

No. Name Pos. Ht. Wt. Yr. Hometown (High school/Junior college)
1 Jake Sharp RB 5-10 190 Fr. Salina, Kan. (Salina Central HS)
3 Aqib Talib CB 6-2 180 So.-RS Richardson, Texas (Berkner HS)
4 Gary Green RB 5-9 175 So.-RS San Antonio, Texas (James Madison HS)
5 Todd Reesing QB 5-11 190 Fr. Austin, Texas (Lake Travis HS)
6 Brian Murph WR 6-1 190 Sr. Howardville, Mo. (New Madrid County HS/ Butler County CC)
7 Adam Barmann QB 6-4 210 Sr. Weston, Mo. (West Platte HS)
8 Joe Mortensen LB 6-2 245 So.-RS Concord, Calif. (Clayton Valley HS)
9 Dane Broadie K 6-0 180 Sr.-RS Kansas City, Mo. (Park Hill South HS/Missouri Western)
9 Raimond Pendleton WR 5-10 180 Fr.-RS Garland, Texas (South Garland HS)
10 Kerry Meier QB 6-3 210 Fr.-RS Pittsburg, Kan. (Pittsburg HS)
11 Jonathan Lamb WR 6-2 190 Sr.-RS Lenexa, Kan. (Olathe North HS)
12 James Holt S 6-3 200 So. Altus, Okla. (Altus HS)
13 Marcus Herford WR 6-3 210 So.-RS DeSoto, Texas (Cedar Hill HS)
14 Luke Arndt CB 5-10 180 So.-RS Emporia (Emporia HS)
15 Jermaine House CB 5-9 170 So.-RS St. Louis, Mo. (Parkway Central HS/Missouri Western)
15 Kyle Tucker P/PK 6-2 205 Jr. Katy, Texas (Cinco Ranch HS)
16 Brandon Duncan LB 6-1 206 Fr.-RS Garland, Texas (Lakeview Centennial High)
16 Hassan Johnson WR 6-0 175 Jr.-RS Kansas City, Kan. (Washington HS)
17 Tyler Lawrence QB 6-3 205 Fr. Shawnee Mission, Kan. (Shawnee Mission West HS)
17 Jack Swab WR 6-1 185 Fr.-RS Tulsa, Okla. (Cascia Hall HS)
18 Xavier Rambo WR 6-0 185 Fr. Dallas, Texas (South Oak Cliff HS)
18 Zach Ross QB 6-1 190 So.-RS Niwot, Colo. (Niwot HS)
19 Brian Seymour S 6-1 190 Jr.-RS Lawrence, Kan. (Lawrence HS)
20 John Kosko S 5-9 190 So.-RS Emporia, Kan. (Emporia HS)
20 Anthony Webb DB 6-0 175 Fr. Glenn Heights, Texas (South Oak Cliff HS)
22 Kyle Davis P 5-10 178 Fr.-RS Overland Park, Kan. (Rockhurst HS)
22 Angus Quigley RB 6-2 210 Fr.-RS Cleburne, Texas (Cleburne HS)
23 Blake Bueltel CB 6-0 175 Jr.-TR Topeka, Kan. (Hayden HS/Butler County CC)
24 Jerome Kemp S 5-10 200 Sr.-RS Wichita, Kan. (Wichita Southeast HS)
25 Darrell Stuckey DB 6-1 183 Fr.-RS Kansas City, Kan. (Washington HS)
26 Phillip Strozier DB 6-0 190 Fr. Kansas City, Mo. (Rockhurst HS)
27 Sadiq Muhammed CB 6-0 190 Jr.-RS Kansas City, Mo. (Hickman Mills HS)
28 Sam Archer FB 6-1 220 Fr.-RS McPherson, Kan. (McPherson HS)
29 Jon Cornish RB 6-0 205 Sr.-RS New Westminster, British Columbia (St. Thomas More HS)
31 Michael McCoy DB 5-11 185 Jr.-TR Palmdale, Calif. (Highland HS/San Bernardino Valley CC)
32 D'Marcus Lang RB 6-2 212 Fr. Scurry, Texas (Scurry-Rosser HS)
33 Eric Washington LB 6-2 220 Sr. Detroit, Mich. (Crockett HS/Minnesota West CC)
34 Donte Bean RB 5-9 180 Fr. Rowlett, Texas (North Garland HS)
35 Brandon McAnderson RB 6-0 235 Jr.-RS Lawrence (Lawrence HS)
36 Tang Bacheyie RB 6-1 195 So. Windsor, Ontario (Sandwich HS)
36 John McCoy DE 6-3 250 Sr. Richwood, Ohio (North Union HS/Victor Valley CC)
38 Raymond Brown S 6-3 200 So.-RS St. Louis, Mo. (Cardinal Ritter College Prep HS)
39 Scott Webb K 5-11 180 Jr.-RS Tulsa, Okla. (Union HS)
40 Mike Rivera LB 6-3 250 So.-RS Shawnee Mission, Kan. (Shawnee Mission Northwest HS)
41 Arist Wright LB 6-0 205 Fr.-RS Houston, Texas (Alief Taylor HS)
43 Nick Kurtenbach RB 5-10 200 Jr.-RS Lindsay, Neb. (Lindsay Holy Family HS)
44 Olaitan Oguntodu S 6-0 200 Fr.-HS Mesquite, Texas (John Horn HS)
46 Kayl Anderson LS 6-2 225 Fr.-RS Tulsa, Okla. (Bishop Kelley HS)
46 Justin Thornton WR 6-1 185 Fr.-RS St. Joseph, Mo. (Central HS)
47 Micah Brown WR 6-0 178 Fr.-RS Kearney, Neb. (Kearney HS)
47 Maxwell Onyegbule LB 6-4 220 Fr. Arlington, Texas (Arlington HS)
49 Alex Hanson PK 6-0 180 Fr.-RS Ankeny, Iowa (Ankeny HS)
49 Derek Spears TE 6-3 215 So.-RS Osborne, Kan. (Osborne HS/Butler County CC)
50 Ryan Cantrell OL 6-3 285 So.-RS Sugar Land, Texas (William P. Clements HS)
51 Dakota Lewis LB 6-1 206 Fr. Sulphur, Okla. (Sulphur HS)
53 Matt Zeleznak LB 6-0 215 So.-RS Topkea, Kan. (Hayden HS/Butler County CC)
54 Zack Hood LS 6-2 255 Sr. Creston, Iowa (Creston HS)
55 John Marshall OL 6-3 280 Fr. New Pleasant, Texas (Mount Vernon HS)
56 Eric Butler DL 6-2 300 Sr. Leawood, Kan. (Northeast HS/Avila College)
58 Jake Schermer LB 6-2 200 Fr.-RS Nixa, Mo. (Ozark HS)
59 Sal Capra LB 6-3 245 Fr. Kansas City, Mo. (Rockhurst HS)
60 Jose Rodriguez OL 6-6 255 Fr.-Rs LaPuente, Calif. (Bishop Amat HS)
61 Ian Handshy LB 6-1 230 Fr.-RS Lawrence, Kan. (Lawrence HS)
63 Ian Wolfe OL 6-5 280 Fr. Fort Collins, Colo. (Fort Collins HS)
64 Jake Cox OL 6-5 295 Sr. Marengo, Iowa (Iowa Valley HS/Iowa Central CC)
65 Cesar Rodriguez OL 6-7 286 Jr.-RS LaPuente, Calif. (Bishop Amat HS)
66 Adrian Mayes OL 6-3 300 So.-RS Manhattan, Kan. (Manhattan HS)
67 Rameses Arceo OL 6-4 295 Jr.-TR Whittier, Calif. (St. Paul HS/Cerritos College)
68 Carl Wilson OL 6-4 275 Fr. Redlands, Calif. (East Valley HS)
69 Travis Dambach OL 6-5 295 Sr.-RS Jackson, Mo. (Jackson HS)
70 Matt Darton OL 6-6 305 So.-RS San Diego, Calif. (University City HS)
71 Luke Templin DL 6-2 240 Fr.-RS Andover, Kan. (Andover Central HS)
72 Todd Haselhorst DL 6-4 300 So.-RS Olathe, Kan. (Olathe East HS)
74 David Ochoa OL 6-4 285 Sr.-RS Houston, Texas (Dobie HS)
75 Marcus Anderson OL 6-4 285 Jr.-RS Oakland, Calif. (Skyline HS/City College of San Francisco)
76 Matt Mann OL 6-4 290 Sr. Norman, Okla. (Norman HS/Northeast Oklahoma)
77 Bob Whitaker OL 6-5 317 Sr.-RS Mt. Lebanon, Pa. (Mt. Lebanon HS)
78 Anthony Collins OL 6-6 285 So.-RS Beaumont, Texas (Central Senior HS)
79 Chris Brant DL 6-3 285 Sr.-RS Edmond, Okla. (Heritage Hall HS)
80 Dominic Roux WR 5-11 175 Sr.-RS Los Angeles, Calif. (Serra HS)
81 Russell Brorsen TE 6-4 238 So. Stillwater, Okla. (Stillwater HS)
82 Jeff Foster WR 6-2 195 Jr. Cedar Rapids, Iowa (Jefferson HS/Northern Iowa)
83 Marc Jones TE 6-4 241 Jr.-Tr. Norfolk, Va. (Lake Taylor HS/Kilgore College)
84 Jeff Wheeler DE 6-7 240 Fr.-RS Houston, Texas (Clear Lake HS)
85 Derek Fine TE 6-3 245 Jr.-RS Sallisaw, Okla. (Sallisaw HS)
86 Marcus Henry WR 6-4 200 Jr. Lawton, Okla. (Eisenhower HS)
87 Bradley Dedeaux TE 6-3 250 Fr. Midwest City, Okla. (Midwest City HS)
87 John Larson DE 6-3 240 So.-RS Shawnee Mission, Kan. (Pembroke Hill HS)
88 Dexton Fields WR 6-0 180 So.-RS Dallas, Texas (South Oak Cliff HS)
89 Tertavian Ingram WR 6-0 185 Fr. Tampa, Fla. (Jefferson HS)
91 Wayne Wilder DL 6-3 295 Sr. Forsyth, Ga. (Mary Persons HS/Georgia Military/Garden City CC)
92 Rodney Allen DE 6-3 280 Sr.-TR Miami, Fla. (Coral Gables HS/Garden City CC)
93 James McClinton DL 6-1 283 Jr. Garland, Texas (Lakeview Centennial HS)
94 Caleb Blakesley DL 6-5 277 Fr.-RS Ottawa, Kan. (Ottawa HS)
95 Matthew Matte TE 6-2 230 Fr.-RS Albuquerque, N.M. (St. Pius X HS)
95 Jason Thompson DE 6-6 245 Fr. Dallas, Texas (Madison HS)
96 Marc Dierking TE 6-2 225 Jr.-RS Overland Park, Kan. (St. Thomas Aquinas HS)
98 Paul Como DE 6-2 248 Sr. Dana Point, Calif. (Murrieta Valley HS/Saddleback College)
99 Jamal Greene DE 6-4 265 Fr. Kansas City, Kan. (Washington HS)

[Saulbadguy]

Ask us in four years when we're going to our third straight tournament and Illinois is trying to win with mid-major talent at a Big Ten school.

What is Illinois going to do when it realizes that guys like Eric Gordon and John Scheyer will always say no to Weber?
It's sad what is happening to Illinois. Well, not really, but they will continue to slide IMO.

But, MU is recruiting the same type of talent - in some cases, lesser talent.

[Frazod]

You'll certainly want to enjoy that, since watching MU play basketball is like watching old people f*ck.

Oh, I am enjoying it. Winning it all f#cking rocks. I know you'll have to take my word for it, but trust me, that's the truth.

[Brock]

Oh, I am enjoying it. Winning it all f#cking rocks. I know you'll have to take my word for it, but trust me, that's the truth.

Oh, I don't need to take your word for it. I remember when the Chiefs did it.

[duncan_idaho]

It's sad what is happening to Illinois. Well, not really, but they will continue to slide IMO.

But, MU is recruiting the same type of talent - in some cases, lesser talent.

For the one open scholarship the Tigers have this season? Yes (BTW - the commit they have for this season also was being recruited by Oklahoma, Wake Forest, Va. Tech.), they didn't land a highly ranked kid. Although, from what Anderson has said lately, he's still on the trail for this season. Sounds like there's another juco he's zeroed in on (and he did pretty well with the last juco he brought in, didn't he, Saul?)

But let's talk about 2008, which is an entirely different story. Scott Suggs, Travis Releford, Dante Anderson, John Brandenburg, Andrew Steele, Jared Swopshire, Will Brown... those are the types of players Anderson is looking at.

And, as beating Bob Huggins in a head-to-head recruiting battle proves, Anderson can recruit. Something Bruce Weber still is trying to figure out.

[OmahaChief]

I know as a Tiger fan I count the stacks of cash I make each year watching KU choke and not cover the line. Not only can I cheer against them but they make me a bit weathier. Thanks Kansas!

[Brock]

I know as a Tiger fan I count the stacks of cash I make each year watching KU choke and not cover the line. Not only can I cheer against them but they make me a bit weathier. Thanks Kansas!

You sure have a weird avatar for a "Tiger fan". LOL

[Saulbadguy]

For the one open scholarship the Tigers have this season? Yes (BTW - the commit they have for this season also was being recruited by Oklahoma, Wake Forest, Va. Tech.), they didn't land a highly ranked kid. Although, from what Anderson has said lately, he's still on the trail for this season. Sounds like there's another juco he's zeroed in on (and he did pretty well with the last juco he brought in, didn't he, Saul?)

But let's talk about 2008, which is an entirely different story. Scott Suggs, Travis Releford, Dante Anderson, John Brandenburg, Andrew Steele, Jared Swopshire, Will Brown... those are the types of players Anderson is looking at.

And, as beating Bob Huggins in a head-to-head recruiting battle proves, Anderson can recruit. Something Bruce Weber still is trying to figure out.
I saw Swopshire play awhile back - I think he' dbe a good pick up. I don't expect Releford to go to MU.

[duncan_idaho]

I saw Swopshire play awhile back - I think he' dbe a good pick up. I don't expect Releford to go to MU.

I don't either - kU is the clear leader. But if they keep going after the White kid from Texas, it wouldn't surprise me to see Releford at Mizzou or K-State.

[CoMoChief]

:spock:

ROFL

[WilliamTheIrish]

And, as beating Bob Huggins in a head-to-head recruiting battle proves...

It proved that MUtt's could still lose twice to KSU.

[CoMoChief]

How is MU beating KSU in a recruiting battle? thats what I wanna know, especially when KSU has 2 of the best players coming out of HS in Beasley and Walker.

[Baby Lee]

Oh, I don't need to take your word for it. I remember when the Chiefs did it.
All that means is you're an old fock.

[WilliamTheIrish]

How is MU beating KSU in a recruiting battle? thats what I wanna know, especially when KSU has 2 of the best players coming out of HS in Beasley and Walker.

Anderson recruited Hannah (his Mom actually). Hannah signed a LOI to KSU and faxed it. It did not have his Mom's signature. She wanted him at MU, coached by a black man and role model. Which is a Mom's perogative.

So he signed a LOI to Mizzou and his Mom signed that one.

[zeus75]

ROFL


Watch KU lose within the first 2 rounds

You meant 1st round. Like the last two.

Zeus

[Brock]

All that means is you're an old fock.

I doubt I'm much older than you.

[Brock]

You meant 1st round. Like the last two.

Zeus

Too bad that's the only reason you have to watch, eh?

[Baby Lee]

I doubt I'm much older than you.
Yeah, well your beer name is 'Skip Towne Brown Bitter.' :p

FTR, I was 3 mos old when Miami beat us in double OT to end the era.