Name one thing

[FDS]

you would like to do to a woman that you have never done before.

[Cntrygal]

Deck the next prima dona bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink.

[unothadeal]

BUKKAKE!!!

[luv]

Deck the next prima dona bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink.
I would pretty much have to agree with this sentiment. I hate the high maintenance types. Their hair is always perfect. THey always have make-up on. They think they're better than everyone else. Okay, so someone punch me. I'm just jealous.

[sedated]

hot carl?

but isn't that technically something she does to me?...

[Silock]

I would like to get her to shut the hell up and not bother me during a KU or Chiefs game. Hasn't happened yet.

[FDS]

I would pretty much have to agree with this sentiment. I hate the high maintenance types. Their hair is always perfect. THey always have make-up on. They think they're better than everyone else. Okay, so someone punch me. I'm just jealous.


I recall a woman like that lighting a cigarette and catching her hair on fire. The hairspray was.. well sprayed on. funny shit

First PBJ Down PBJ Samie

[luv]

I'm actually looking forward to what people have to say. Hell, I'm getting drunk tonight. God only knows what I'll spout off.

[trndobrd]

Drag the next woman who cuts me off on my motorcycle out of her Lexus SUV by her hair and shove her cellphone down her throat.

[Hammock Parties]

Pour some chocolate pudding down her pants.

[FDS]

do her while she is wearing nothing but an apron. While she is bending over checking a pie in the oven. But nooooooo

First PBJ Down PBJ Samie

[luv]

Drag the next woman who cuts me off on my motorcycle out of her Lexus SUV by her hair and shove her cellphone down her throat.
I promise, it'll never happen again. I swear.


BTW. Shot number two. What am I drinking to?

[Rausch]

Watch the Chiefs win a super bowl with one...

[ChiefJustice II]

Pour some chocolate pudding down her pants.

C'mon...you know you want a girl to dress up like
a stormtrooper.

[noa]

Get married

[trndobrd]

Watch the Chiefs win a super bowl with one...


Kinky

[luv]

Get married
Interesting

[Rausch]

Kinky

Once the game really started her azz would be out of the ****ing house anyway...

[luv]

Once the game really started her azz would be out of the ****ing house anyway...
No ****ing way, mister.

[Rausch]

No ****ing way, mister.

She knows me well enough that she'd be gone before I woke up super bowl sunday...

[luv]

She knows me well enough that she'd be gone before I woke up super bowl sunday...
Well, you'd be stuck with me.


Anyway, where are all of these things you guys would do to women? C'mon people!

[Rausch]

Well, you'd be stuck with me.

You have no idea how good I am at throwing women out in the morning...

[luv]

You have no idea how good I am at throwing women out in the morning...
Like I'd be there overnight. We're talking about a football game, here.

[PinkFloyd]

I have alot of things in mind, but she could rub my back and feet after a long day of bowling... That's after driving me from bar to bar so I could get tanked... Then after all of that --- I'd do what i want to do...

[BWillie]

Screw her sister, film it, put in express mai envelope, and mail.

[Coach]

Getting arrested together can be a bonding experience for new couples. :D

[JohnnyV13]

<---------would like to give a woman 10 consecutive orgasms and watch her pass out from total exhaustion.

Oh wait....you said something i've never done before...

[bdeg]

Deck the next prima dona bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink.

Even worse are the fat ugly ones who have hot friends so they think they're hot. Ya know... it really doesn't work to act like a total bitch and look down on people if you're not even hot.

Anyway, I've taken pictures, but my next goal is to talk her into letting me record a full-length video.

[Al Bundy]

Stick one hand in her 'gina.. and the other hand in her butt. Start clapping and making seal noises.

[Skip Towne]

Drag her by her hair. If you drag them by their feet they fill up with dirt.

[PinkFloyd]

Drag her by her hair. If you drag them by their feet they fill up with dirt.


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Over-Head]

I couldn’t help but notice how most of you wanted to hurt a woman.
You thugs!! :eek: (Your closet Raider fans right? :hmmm: )

J/k

I wanted to put in "punch some bitch in the mouth" but figured it’d be over the top.
That is till I read all the responses :D

[kstater]

hot carl?

but isn't that technically something she does to me?...
:shake:

[Fire Me Boy!]

Antifreeze.



Woo-hoo! My first ever antifreeze joke!

[jspchief]

kill

[Delano]

I've never gotten my wife the moon but I'd like to, if she wanted.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I think I've already done everything to a woman... and it was all good.

[go bo]

I think I've already done everything to a woman... and it was all good.but what have you done lately, that's what we really want to know...

[go bo]

even more importantly, can any of them play dt?

[PunkinDrublic]

Cincinati bowtie.

[Megbert]

A Walrus. look it up on urban dictionary while your at it look up Sloppy Joe as well.

[Halfcan]

Maybe girl on girl-but I can't think of much.

[luv]

Maybe girl on girl-but I can't think of much.
If this is something YOU would do to a woman, and you're saying girl on girl...... :hmmm:

[listopencil]

do her while she is wearing nothing but an apron. While she is bending over checking a pie in the oven. But nooooooo

First PBJ Down PBJ Samie


Did it. But it was bread, not pie.

[Rain Man]

Show her my nine-digit bank account.

[88TG88]

Mexican backpacker

[Halfcan]

If this is something YOU would do to a woman, and you're saying girl on girl...... :hmmm:

I was trying to say, that is something I have never done, close a couple of times, but didn't work out. :banghead:

[FDS]

I had a chance at a threesome once. The first girl wasn't to bad. But the other was dobberman/shepard mix.

First PBJ Down PBJ Samie

[Bob Dole]

I've never gotten my wife the moon but I'd like to, if she wanted.

Stop being such a dickweed and just throw a lasso around it and pull it down for her.

[Skip Towne]

I'd like to play rodeo with one. You know, while you're doin' her tell her her sister was better... then see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

[Ebolapox]

ET phone home

[big nasty kcnut]

make love to her the way she liked to be loved.

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

nut, you're priceless. never change

[crazycoffey]

As a man, I'd say the question isn't properly represented.

there isn't anything I haven't done to a woman (staying within the legal realm, of course, and I have no desire to cross that line)
BUT
If the question was posed as "what is one thing you want a woman to do to you that's never been done before" I think the responses will double.....

[chagrin]

Sorry guys, once you cross the line from simply stating you'd like to bang a chick to describing in detail the physical aspects of anything involving yourself, you immediately become gay - this is high school gym class garbage.

[crazycoffey]

Sorry guys, once you cross the line from simply stating you'd like to bang a chick to describing in detail the physical aspects of anything involving yourself, you immediately become gay - this is high school gym class garbage.


I even had to go re-read all the posts before I made this comment;

what the hell are you talking about.
PinkFloyd was the only one to even come close to describing himself in any detail and that was just to get a backrub and foot rub after bowling.

No one else said anything to descirbe in any detail the physical aspects of anything involving themselves.

Oh, I get it (guys, he's a closet fag) you were hoping to get us talking about ourselves that way..... sorry. I'm not going for it.

:p

[Fish]

Rather simple request....

I'd like to take a girl on an average date.... maybe dinner and a movie... bowling... putt-putt... doesn't matter... afterwards, go to a bar for maybe 2 drinks.. nothing special...

Then come home, put some music on... another drink.. various sex for a while..... and fall asleep...

EXCEPT... for the 1 simple request... she doesn't say one f*cking word the entire date. Neither of us.. Nothing... Total silence all night... just one nice date with the only communication being eye contact/facial expressions/smiles/touches/etc.

I think it would be a very interesting experience...

[KurtCobain]

Wham! Bam! THANKYOU MAM! And then slap her with a restraining order. A very sexy restraining order.

[Saulbadguy]

I'd like to do lines of coke off her ass while i'm climaxing, and have her sacrifice a small animal, preferably a chinchilla, during the event.

[luv]

Rather simple request....

I'd like to take a girl on an average date.... maybe dinner and a movie... bowling... putt-putt... doesn't matter... afterwards, go to a bar for maybe 2 drinks.. nothing special...

Then come home, put some music on... another drink.. various sex for a while..... and fall asleep...

EXCEPT... for the 1 simple request... she doesn't say one f*cking word the entire date. Neither of us.. Nothing... Total silence all night... just one nice date with the only communication being eye contact/facial expressions/smiles/touches/etc.

I think it would be a very interesting experience...
How is she not supposed to say anything when she beats you at putt-putt?

[hawkchief]

I'd like to do lines of coke off her ass while i'm climaxing, and have her sacrifice a small animal, preferably a chinchilla, during the event.

Careful!

Make sure she knows what a chinchilla looks like before you tell her to knife anything!

[alpha_omega]

Mindreading!

[luv]

Careful!

Make sure she knows what a chinchilla looks like before you tell her to knife anything!
ROFL

[Skip Towne]

I'd like to do lines of coke off her ass while i'm climaxing, and have her sacrifice a small animal, preferably a chinchilla, during the event.
.....while making seal noises?

[keg in kc]

I can't think of anything.

[Iowanian]

a 1hr silent car ride, in which I'm not in trouble.

[Crashride]

Pee in her butt... but seriously.... Id like to shave off my pubes and put them on the side of the bed. When I give her the money shot, throw the pubes and give her a good ol abe lincoln beard

[Al Bundy]

Hmm give her the Houdini, or the Strawberry shortcake.

[SPchief]

There really are some weird minds here on the planet.

[Fish]

How is she not supposed to say anything when she beats you at putt-putt?

......luv.... I don't lose at putt-putt... not nobody not knowhow... but the fact remains she can't say anything.... that's the point...

[greg63]

Deck the next prima dona bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink.

Cat fight! :D

[Rain Man]

Knowledgeably compare her carnal prowess to that of her two triplet sisters?

[BWillie]

I'd throw $81,000 up in the air and make it rain on dem ho'z
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[Frazod]

Empty a 15 round clip into her f#cking head. :bang:

Of course, that's not any random woman, but one specific bitch.

Well, two, actually. :grr:

[Saul_oftheMolemen]

Eat grubs off her hairy mound.

[teedubya]

Have sex with her midcourt at Allen Fieldhouse and on the 50 yard line at Arrowhead with her hot 18 year old sister.

[jlscorpio]

anydamnthing that Scarlett Johanssen wanted me to...

[KcMizzou]

anydamnthing that Scarlett Johanssen wanted me to...What he said.

[Easy 6]

You have no idea how good I am at throwing women out in the morning...

:LOL: , ya moneys on the dressa baby...now scram!!!

[sedated]

I had a chance at a threesome once.

I've nailed a pregnant chick :shrug:

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Stick one hand in her 'gina.. and the other hand in her butt. Start clapping and making seal noises.

ROFL

[Mama Hip Rockets]

I'd like to play rodeo with one. You know, while you're doin' her tell her her sister was better... then see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.

ROFL

[Gonzo]

Try to convince them that there's no such thing as "Wrong Hole".

[Reerun_KC]

Drag her by her hair. If you drag them by their feet they fill up with dirt.


Holy Crap Skip! That was rep worthy!