Dateline: To Be a Dickweed

[Baby Lee]

Dateline has a hidden camera show where they put cameras in the den during the football game, then have the wives come in a nag them about taking out the trash and shit.

Fuggin' Metrosexual Quinones. :mad: :cuss: :banghead:

[Deberg_1990]

Is this for real? Whats the point of this?? As i mentioned a few weeks ago....Dateline has sunk so low its now just one step above a typical Maury Povich episode....

[Direckshun]

Just another excuse to pigeonhole men as thankless burdens in the household.

Would love to see the roles reversed, and have men bother their wives during a song on American Idol.

[Mecca]

It's going to be some indictment on how sports cause bad behavior in men. Then they'll have some dumbass therapist on saying how sports are bad for relationships and men need to stop watching them.

[kstater]

If I had this set up that these Vikings fans have I would ignore my wife on Sunday also.

92" TV?

[noa]

Those guys were drinking Diet Dr. Pepper...they are already whipped. Mansandwich has no case to make.

[leviw]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032600/

[NewChief]

What a horrible idea. They're going to catch some poor woman getting a beatdown.

[Bwana]

WOW! You could be a limp nipple if:

1. You wife calls Date Line and lets them tape your ass withour fear of something really bad happening.

2. Your wife and or girlfriend has the "balls" to interrupt your game to ask you to do something like take out the trash. "Take it out yourself toots, your ass is starting to look a little wide, that could help."

Yet one more reason I haven't viewed that sow of a show in years.

Fuggen pussy boys. :shake:

[Sully]

Those Vikings fans had a sweet setup.

[Pants]

"Take it out yourself toots, your ass is starting to look a little wide, that could help.

ROFL

[BWillie]

I think Dateline should make a show hiring rich models to cheat on the average joe's wives to prove the whorish nature of females. Why do they pick on men?

[Bob Dole]

WOW! You could be a limp nipple if:

1. You wife calls Date Line and lets them tape your ass withour fear of something really bad happening.

2. Your wife and or girlfriend has the "balls" to interrupt your game to ask you to do something like take out the trash. "Take it out yourself toots, your ass is starting to look a little wide, that could help."

Yet one more reason I haven't viewed that sow of a show in years.

Fuggen pussy boys. :shake:

And yet one more reason Bob Dole doesn't have a wife.

[Direckshun]

And yet one more reason Bob Dole doesn't have a wife.
That and Bob Dole is a vicious playa with the ladies at his call.

[Bwana]

And yet one more reason Bob Dole doesn't have a wife.

The reason I do, is I have a wife that wouldn't pull any of that crap.

[luv]

And yet one more reason Bob Dole doesn't have a wife.
The trash must really be building up.

[milkman]

That and Bob Dole is a vicious playa with the ladies at his call.

What do they charge these days?

[Bob Dole]

The reason I do, is I have a wife that wouldn't pull any of that crap.

Bob Dole's wasn't trainable. She'd invariably decide she needed to rearrange furnture or some stupid shit about 5 minutes in to Monday Night Football. It was easier just to bury the bitch in the back yard and move on.

Only thing missing by not having a wife is the nagging and the income tax break. The cost-benefit analysis is a slam dunk.

[The Franchise]

I love how if you go to the website....you have a chance to leave a comment. Some of them are great!

"Gimme a break... accept it... you don't have to be the center of our universe 24/7! Allow us our "down" time! I should've gotten a dog."

"I am older and wiser because of it. I have been called controlling in my time, but here is a suggestion: take it from me ladies if your husband is not doing his part as a partner and your trying to train him, something his mother should have done when he was a child, it is probably not a good idea to do it during football season."

"What the expletives deleted is wrong with you people? If my wife were to put a hidden camera in my house to tape me and than embarass me by showing it on national TV... we would have a bigger problem than my watching football..believe me. "

[Bowser]

Bob Dole's wasn't trainable. She'd invariably decide she needed to rearrange furnture or some stupid shit about 5 minutes in to Monday Night Football. It was easier just to bury the bitch in the back yard and move on.

Only thing missing by not having a wife is the nagging and the income tax break. The cost-benefit analysis is a slam dunk.

Let's all huddle around the fire and sing a song with Bob Dole....


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

[Bob Dole]

Let's all huddle around the fire and sing a song with Bob Dole....


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


Exactly.

Not to mention that Bob Dole would have been lucky to get one steak last Wednesday instead of two.

[luv]

Exactly.

Not to mention that Bob Dole would have been lucky to get one steak last Wednesday instead of two.
Did you take out the trash?

[Bob Dole]

Did you take out the trash?

Sure. But on Bob Dole's schedule.

[luv]

Sure. But on Bob Dole's schedule.
I really think it needs to go out now. Would you mind doing that? Oh, and while you're out there.....

[sd4chiefs]

Thats why I like TIVO. I can just hit pause and answer her stupid question.

[Skip Towne]

I'm with ya Bob Dole. None of my divorced friends re-married. Women are good for two things. Cookin' an fookin'.

[Bob Dole]

I really think it needs to go out now. Would you mind doing that? Oh, and while you're out there.....

Nothing to take out except the 3 empty beer bottles sitting here on the desk. If those are bothering you, you can find the can out back.

Or better yet, let them sit for now. It will give you something to do when Bob Dole heads to the bar in a little bit.

[kstater]

Nothing to take out except the 3 empty beer bottles sitting here on the desk. If those are bothering you, you can find the can out back.

Or better yet, let them sit for now. It will give you something to do when Bob Dole heads to the bar in a little bit.


ROFL

Be sure to ask Sedated for a ride home.

[big nasty kcnut]

That why i'm getting a woman who like football.

[luv]

Nothing to take out except the 3 empty beer bottles sitting here on the desk. If those are bothering you, you can find the can out back.

Or better yet, let them sit for now. It will give you something to do when Bob Dole heads to the bar in a little bit.
Well, you're heading out anyway, you might as well take it out on your way. When will you be home?

[Bob Dole]

ROFL

Be sure to ask Sedated for a ride home.

The proximity of Bob Dole's residence to most of the bars here is not coincidental. Bob Dole can crawl home if he needs to.

[Bugeater]

That why i'm getting a woman who like football.
That's not a good idea either. Not only will nothing at all get done on Sunday, she'll want to hang out with you and your buddies.

[luv]

That's not a good idea either. Not only will nothing at all get done on Sunday, she'll want to hang out with you and your buddies.
A chick can like sports, be a beer and pizza type of gal, and still not want to hang out in the "locker room". Just give me the debit card and send me to the grocery store after the game. I'll cook up some really good grub. If you're really good, I might even bring you a beer. :)

[Rausch]

She won't be doing that. She knows to leave the house when the game's on anyway.

[Skip Towne]

That's not a good idea either. Not only will nothing at all get done on Sunday, she'll want to hang out with you and your buddies.
:LOL:

[unothadeal]

I don't blame that Rice guy for getting annoyed. The questions she was asking were so intentionally annoying, I'd slap the bitch. "When did the Packers start losing?" :shake:

[big nasty kcnut]

Hey i have no problem with that as long as she know her stuff. Also i have all my food and drink nearby so don't bug my girl. Plus she can be the halftime entertainment.

[melbar]

My wife is awesome on sundays (wanted do me a favor while watching the game one time and it weirded me out a little). If she's not watching she checks in on the game, beer, and food for me. She understands its my 3 hours a week of fun time for me.
My ex-fiance actually got pissed that I wouldnt go to the park with her during a Chiefs playoff game I had talked about all week. Notice that its "ex-fiance."

[Simplex3]

"When we joined with a brave group of wives to put hidden cameras in their living rooms and catch their unknowing husbands on tape, we had no idea WHAT we were going to get. Maybe this is just my girl-perspective, but to me the results show what is so annoying and endearing about the American Male."
"Brave"? What the hell is brave about setting someone else up to be embarrassed so that you can get some attention-whoring sympathy?

Let's also discuss the whole bit about "the results show what is so annoying and endearing about the American Male". WTF? This is an indictment on the annoying American FEMALE. Anywhere else in the world if the bitch walked in and interrupted the husband she'd get f**ked up. Hello, Middle East anyone? She'd be dead and he'd walk.

Women need to have this turned on them. You should see my wife behave when I interrupt whatever chick-porn bulls**t she's watching. If I sat there badgering her constantly, asking questions like "who's that? Why are they doing that?" she'd be just as evil to me as those guys were to their wives.

[Pitt Gorilla]

My wife loves the Chiefs and Royals as well. I'm good.

[trndobrd]

What kind of woman asks her husband to take out the trash during the middle of a game? It's called mutual respect, something these people don't seem to understand.

How complicated is this? I don't ask my wife to do laundry when she has company, or cook dinner during 'Desperate Housewives'. Likewise, she doesn't ask me to do mow the lawn during Chiefs games or cook dinner during 'The Sopranos'.

[luv]

What kind of woman asks her husband to take out the trash during the middle of a game? It's called mutual respect, something these people don't seem to understand.

How complicated is this? I don't ask my wife to do laundry when she has company, or cook dinner during 'Desperate Housewives'. Likewise, she doesn't ask me to do mow the lawn during Chiefs games or cook dinner during 'The Sopranos'.
After this season, any Sopranos episodes will be reruns.

[trndobrd]

After this season, any Sopranos episodes will be reruns.


That's why I can not be bothered.

[Extra Point]

Vikes fans don't have the fortune of their women getting into the game with them. Sad, sad, sad.

[Nzoner]

They should come to the gameroom when the mrs and her sisters are watching NASCAR and let me start some shit :D

[KS Smitty]

"My name is KS Smitty and I am a dickweed." ( ROFL never been called that before)

Every human being on earth has a special time or activity that is self-involved. It can be shared with like-minded folks but it is still very "me" oriented because it is a personal interest.

[L.A. Chieffan]

"All across the country millions of innocent wives are caught in a love triangle, battling for their husband's attention with the players of their favorite sports teams."


This is officially the worst show on TV.

and that's saying something.