You people need to f*cking wise up!

[TinyEvel]

I mean, who DOESN'T need to?

We could all benfit from being smarter.

So, visit the public library. Read a book. Watch PBS. Help others. Do something smart today.

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! (Unless your name is Ryan Sims)

PBJ

[L.A. Chieffan]

I likes myies edjaaamacation. Puts on Springer back on!

[teedubya]

GO KU.

[cdcox]

You left off "drink a martini," but I have you covered.

[TinyEvel]

You left off "drink a martini," but I have you covered.

More like "drink three beers at dinner then hit the Bacardi and Coke out in the garage."

:BLVD:

[RJ]

More like "drink three beers at dinner then hit the Bacardi and Coke out in the garage."

:BLVD:


Yesterday I went to the library and then drank some rum while I read a book. How does that fit in?

[Bugeater]

I found a moonrock in my nose!

[TinyEvel]

Yesterday I went to the library and then drank some rum while I read a book. How does that fit in?

I once beat off in the CSU library. Hot chicks everywhere. It took only, like, two tugs, in one of those study cubicles.

:whackit:

[Bugeater]

LMAO It appears we have an evil mod lurking among us.

[2112]

LMAO It appears we have an evil mod lurking among us.
You dumbass,it's been like that for an hour!LMAO

Check the 10pm thread..you are the butt of jokes.

[RJ]

I once beat off in the CSU library. Hot chicks everywhere. It took only, like, two tugs, in one of those study cubicles.

:whackit:



I guess that's ok as long as you did it quietly and washed up before you used the Dewey Decimal index cards.

[L.A. Chieffan]

HAHA what was that one dude that REALLY was caught beating off in a library on camera and it was on the news?
I think I saw it on the Daily Show. Was that you tiny?

[Bugeater]

You dumbass,it's been like that for an hour!LMAO

Check the 10pm thread..you are the butt of jokes.
Umm....I left for a while?

[TinyEvel]

HAHA what was that one dude that REALLY was caught beating off in a library on camera and it was on the news?
I think I saw it on the Daily Show. Was that you tiny?

No way. VERY discrete. two tugs. Rubbed the junk into the rug with my shoe. Under the desk.
PBJ :Scanlon:

[2112]

Umm....I left for a while?
Sorry,I was laughing when I saw it. :redface:

[ChiefFripp]

Reading 'What's The Matter With kansas' by Thomas Frank. He makes a few good points.

[Bugeater]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

[cdcox]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Cat hair on your toast, butter on your floor and antifreeze inside your cat. Were you born yesterday or something?

[big nasty kcnut]

Read articles from wikipedia.

[htismaqe]

Reading 'What's The Matter With kansas' by Thomas Frank. He makes a few good points.

You're reading a whole BOOK about it?

Shit, I could tell what's the matter with Kansas in two words:

BILL and SELF

;)

[Fairplay]

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?



The both splatter.

[ClevelandBronco]

HAHA what was that one dude that REALLY was caught beating off in a library on camera and it was on the news?
I think I saw it on the Daily Show. Was that you tiny?

Search You Tube for "Carl Monday." He's the reporter.

[teedubya]

Two tugs? I feel sorry for your wife.

[Mr. Plow]

Two tugs? I feel sorry for your wife.


Hell, I'm impressed.

[chiefbowe82]

:)

[Rain Man]

I try to learn something every day. Today I learned that, with a little ingenuity, you can set Wheat Thins on fire.

[Believer]

be a vegetarian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqQkDa33BA

[Bowser]

be a vegetarian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqQkDa33BA

Looks tasty!