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CHIEF4EVER
03-24-2007, 07:13 PM
No, this isn't a thread about women with bad attitudes or effeminate men in prison. This is about complaints. Weekends piss me off. A man/woman works his/her ass off all week and the weekend just isn't long enough. That pisses me off. And that lint in my belly button pisses me off too. What in the Hell is up with THAT? My belly button don't have teeth and my t-shirt doesn't have a hole in it where my belly button is. Where in the hell does the lint come from? Oh, and Redrums mom won't swallow and that REALLY pisses me off.
That is all. Carry on.
blueballs
03-24-2007, 07:19 PM
but she spits such
a pretty white stream
ChiefaRoo
03-24-2007, 07:20 PM
I've never understood how I can get blue/grey bellybutton lint when my shirt is neither blue nor grey. It is a mystery that can only be explained at the quantum level.
CHIEF4EVER
03-24-2007, 07:22 PM
I've never understood how I can get blue/grey bellybutton lint when my shirt is neither blue nor grey. It is a mystery that can only be explained at the quantum level.
Mind numbingly infuriating isn't it?
Oh, and have I mentioned what total effin bullsh*t it is that the Donx can get away with ANY sort of cheating known to man but we can't catch an effing break EVER?
BucEyedPea
03-24-2007, 07:27 PM
I've never understood how I can get blue/grey bellybutton lint when my shirt is neither blue nor grey. It is a mystery that can only be explained at the quantum level.
No mystery. It's your blankie or that chick you were with. Kinda like lipstick or base on your collar.
Cntrygal
03-24-2007, 07:27 PM
Ski season ending so quickly. :mad:
CHIEF4EVER
03-24-2007, 07:34 PM
Ski season ending so quickly. :mad:
I can see where that would irritate someone who loves to ski. You can hang that one on Al Gore. THAT BASTARD! Now he has gone and pissed me off!
88TG88
03-24-2007, 08:14 PM
Why the **** does my computer know the perfect time to freeze and end an application. Right when im in the middle of a school essay or big photoshop document BOOM frozen.
Crush
03-24-2007, 08:27 PM
Damn it Carl! :cuss:
Sam Hall
03-24-2007, 08:30 PM
People in their SUVs who think it's cool to tailgate other drivers :mad:
Cntrygal
03-24-2007, 08:32 PM
People in compact cars driving 60 in a 75 mph zone, who think it's cool to pull out in front of a 5000 pound truck.
When you're planning a trip to KC, post to see if people would like to hang out, and get accused of hunting for "wang".
Sam Hall
03-24-2007, 08:42 PM
When you're planning a trip to KC, post to see if people would like to hang out, and get accused of hunting for "wang".
The Yankees put their Wang on the disabled list:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/spring2007/news/story?id=2810733
CHIEF4EVER
03-24-2007, 08:46 PM
People in compact cars driving 60 in a 75 mph zone, who think it's cool to pull out in front of a 5000 pound truck.
Or those real geniuses (CP spelling) who pull in front of an 80000 pound rig and hit their brakes so they can get to their exit 0.00000010 seconds sooner.
Crush
03-24-2007, 08:47 PM
Or those real geniuses (CP spelling) who pull in front of an 80000 pound rig and hit their brakes so they can get to their exit 0.00000010 seconds sooner.
That pisses me off to no end.
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 08:58 PM
When you're planning a trip to KC, post to see if people would like to hang out, and get accused of hunting for "wang".
http://www.che.caltech.edu/graphics/faculty/wang_z1.jpg
Sam Hall
03-24-2007, 08:59 PM
http://www.che.caltech.edu/graphics/faculty/wang_z1.jpg
Cntrygal
03-24-2007, 09:10 PM
Or those real geniuses (CP spelling) who pull in front of an 80000 pound rig and hit their brakes so they can get to their exit 0.00000010 seconds sooner.
I HATE those fuggers!
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 09:13 PM
That's a Bundy, not a Wang.
Sam Hall
03-24-2007, 10:22 PM
Margin of error +/- .5%
Throw out a subject. I can bitch about anything. :)
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 10:25 PM
Throw out a subject. I can bitch about anything. :)
Boobs?
Boobs?
You know how hard it is to buy a bra when you've got one boob bigger than the other?
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 10:33 PM
You know how hard it is to buy a bra when you've got one boob bigger than the other?
:hmmm: Mmmmkay...
Bowser
03-24-2007, 10:33 PM
Throw out a subject. I can bitch about anything. :)
Oral sex.
Bowser
03-24-2007, 10:37 PM
Again?
Touche'.
And of course.
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 10:37 PM
Again?
Would you mind?
Would you mind?
You really should trim. I'm tired of getting pubic hairs in my teeth.
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 10:40 PM
You really should trim. I'm tired of getting pubic hairs in my teeth.
You're supposed to floss with them.
milkman
03-24-2007, 10:45 PM
You're supposed to floss with them.
What is it that she's supposed to floss with?
Rain Man
03-24-2007, 10:46 PM
I feel like a little kid who just walked into his parents' room unannounced.
You're supposed to floss with them.
I hate it when you try a new flavor of floss, thinking you'll like it, and you don't.
I feel like a little kid who just walked into his parents' room unannounced.
I hate it when people don't knock.
(All I could go with. I never walked in on my parents, thank goodness).
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 10:50 PM
I feel like a little kid who just walked into his parents' room unannounced.
Damnit Luv, I told you to lock the door!
Damnit Luv, I told you to lock the door!
I hate it when I have to do EVERYTHING!
Rain Man
03-24-2007, 11:01 PM
Are you two going to get a divorce? (trembling lower lip)
Are you two going to get a divorce? (trembling lower lip)
If anything bad happens, just remember, it's not your fault. It's his.
Bugeater
03-24-2007, 11:12 PM
Are you two going to get a divorce? (trembling lower lip)
She's not really your mother anyway.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 12:35 AM
Taxes and more taxes.
I love the USA but damn. Income tax, property tax, sales tax, gasoline tax, death tax plus growing everyday.
I think a flat tax is fair at this point. The worst tax I forgot to mention was political tax. Like they say, if it is not your money -why worry?
I feel better now...............
Taxes and more taxes.
I love the USA but damn. Income tax, property tax, sales tax, gasoline tax, death tax plus growing everyday.
I think a flat tax is fair at this point. The worst tax I forgot to mention was political tax. Like they say, if it is not your money -why worry?
I feel better now...............
Two things are guaranteed in life.....death and taxes.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 12:56 AM
I was afraid of that!
Does that mean if I bitch about taxes and do not pay them, that they kill me off?
N/M I knew the sad answer already.
I was afraid of that!
Does that mean if I bitch about taxes and do not pay them, that they kill me off?
N/M I knew the sad answer already.
No, they'll throw you into federal prision, and you'll be someone's pretty boy until you decide to kill yourself. :)
teedubya
03-25-2007, 01:01 AM
People named Affalo.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:02 AM
But I try to be a glass half full but thanks, its worse than I thought. <img src="http://scosoft.com/s/Sport/3961a589.gif" width="31" height="34">
But I try to be a glass half full but thanks, its worse than I thought. <img src="http://scosoft.com/s/Sport/3961a589.gif" width="31" height="34">
Depends on what you're filling your glass with.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:05 AM
No, they'll throw you into federal prision, and you'll be someone's pretty boy until you decide to kill yourself. :)
So that is what they meant by "bitch" thread. I trusted the headline again. I will learn.?
What is a prision anyway?
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/i/5f09912f.gif" width="23" height="31">
SPchief
03-25-2007, 01:06 AM
Two things are guaranteed in life.....death and taxes.
Don't forget KU choking on that list.
Don't forget KU choking on that list.
It's about time you got here? Where have you been? Who have you been with? Do I smell perfume? Is that lipstick on your collar?
How's that for bitching? :)
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:08 AM
Depends on what you're filling your glass with.
It always seems to end up filled with the same s*-%, no matter "what" I try to fill it with.
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/Action/3084f812.gif" width="23" height="32">
It always seems to end up filled with the same s*-%, no matter "what" I try to fill it with.
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/Action/3084f812.gif" width="23" height="32">
Your glass is always filled with ice cream?
SPchief
03-25-2007, 01:11 AM
It's about time you got here? Where have you been? Who have you been with? Do I smell perfume? Is that lipstick on your collar?
How's that for bitching? :)
Just got home from work 30 minutes ago. And don't worry about the perfume, she was just a one night thing. :)
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:12 AM
Don't forget KU choking on that list.
I waited and figured most fans where drunk and passed out by now?
But around KC, practice makes perfect.......
I am old enough to appreciated the Royals win it all after NY spanking them every year it seemed, much less the I-70 WS, everyone talked smack statewide regardless if they even watched baseball.
Just got home from work 30 minutes ago. And don't worry about the perfume, she was just a one night thing. :)
Just as long as you know who to come home to.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:14 AM
Your glass is always filled with ice cream?
Well I was going to say sweet things and then what usually happens but I could not find a Chik-filet cow picture because I forgot it is Sunday....
Well I was going to say sweet things and then what usually happens but I could not find a Chik-filet cow picture because I forgot it is Sunday....
Eat More Chikin.
SPchief
03-25-2007, 01:15 AM
I waited and figured most fans where drunk and passed out by now?
Who cares if they're all passed out? It's still fun to give them shit.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:19 AM
True but I cant give them shit because I am usually just a football fanatic and 40% of them are Chiefs fans here..........I give them the benefit of the doubt....LOL
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/i/5f09912f.gif" width="23" height="31">
True but I cant give them shit because I am usually just a football fanatic and 40% of them are Chiefs fans here..........I give them the benefit of the doubt....LOL
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/i/5f09912f.gif" width="23" height="31">
Only 40% of people on a Chiefs BB are actually Chiefs fans? Or did I just have a blonde moment?
SPchief
03-25-2007, 01:24 AM
Only 40% of people on a Chiefs BB are actually Chiefs fans? Or did I just have a blonde moment?
It's not just you. That post screams :spock:
It's not just you. That post screams :spock:
I hope you're not blonde.
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 01:38 AM
Trying to wake this place up. I guess its to late.
Trying to wake this place up. I guess its to late.
I'm here. What else matters?
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 01:42 AM
I hate it that it took 16 hours for my Smoked Turkey to get done. I hate effing waiting that long. I am also incredibly pissed off that I can't plant my garden yet. What in the hell is the matter with those people who write the Farmers Almanac? Do they write that thing to torture people?
I hate it that it took 16 hours for my Smoked Turkey to get done. I hate effing waiting that long. I am also incredibly pissed off that I can't plant my garden yet. What in the hell is the matter with those people who write the Farmers Almanac? Do they write that thing to torture people?
It wa sunny and 80 here today. Until the smoke rolled in.
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 01:57 AM
It wa sunny and 80 here today. Until the smoke rolled in.
Smoke?
SPchief
03-25-2007, 01:58 AM
Smoke?
I'm guessing a lot of people were gettin high in springtown tonight.
Smoke?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=160251
I'm guessing a lot of people were gettin high in springtown tonight.
Not me.
http://www.ozarksfirst.com/content/fulltext/?cid=5857
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 02:20 AM
I'm guessing a lot of people were gettin high in springtown tonight.
I could have planted a garden
But then I got high
But then I got high
But then I got Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhh........... LMAO
I could have planted a garden
But then I got high
But then I got high
But then I got Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhh........... LMAO
I hate that song.
SPchief
03-25-2007, 02:23 AM
I hate that song.
It is by far one of the worst songs ever.
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 02:23 AM
Have I mentioned that it really sucks having to work 60 hours a week to make a living? Dammit Carl!
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 02:24 AM
I'm here. What else matters?
I see your self esteem is improving.
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/d/46c83cc5.gif" width="33" height="19">
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 02:25 AM
I hate that song.
Me too but it was amusing for the context of my post........sorta.
SPchief
03-25-2007, 02:27 AM
Have I mentioned that it really sucks having to work 60 hours a week to make a living? Dammit Carl!
Welcome to the real world.
Have I mentioned that it really sucks having to work 60 hours a week to make a living? Dammit Carl!
I'm currently working 50 hours a week. I can almost feel your pain.
I'd bitch about more things, but people would just jump down my throat. I hate it when that happens.
I see your self esteem is improving.
<img src="http://scosoft.com/s/d/46c83cc5.gif" width="33" height="19">
"Today was a good day."
Smed1065
03-25-2007, 02:32 AM
Well I am pussing out.
Nytol......
Well I am pussing out.
Nytol......
'Night.
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 02:39 AM
I'm currently working 50 hours a week. I can almost feel your pain.
I'd bitch about more things, but people would just jump down my throat. I hate it when that happens.
That's something else I hate. When people who think they have the right to tell me what to be pissed off at are pissed off at stupid shit themselves. They can all just PISS OFF. Oh, and for the effing pricks who think that people who complain are just unhappy malcontents.......EFF OFF LOSERS! We have as much right to bitch as you pricks do!
SPchief
03-25-2007, 02:39 AM
Well I am pussing out.
Nytol......
Pussy, weird smilie guy.
SPchief
03-25-2007, 02:42 AM
That's something else I hate. When people who think they have the right to tell me what to be pissed off at are pissed off at stupid shit themselves. They can all just PISS OFF. Oh, and for the effing pricks who think that people who complain are just unhappy malcontents.......EFF OFF LOSERS! We have as much right to bitch as you pricks do!
Work in my industry. I have people that want a discout because we are out of a certain item. They say "I came here to eat your ribeye. You are out of it so that means I get a discount, right?"
Nope.
Work in my industry. I have people that want a discout because we are out of a certain item. They say "I came here to eat your ribeye. You are out of it so that means I get a discount, right?"
Nope.
Do they get a discount if they're cute?
SPchief
03-25-2007, 02:51 AM
Do they get a discount if they're cute?
Discount, no. Free drink, possibley.
Discount, no. Free drink, possibley.
Two if they flirt with you?
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 03:03 AM
Work in my industry. I have people that want a discout because we are out of a certain item. They say "I came here to eat your ribeye. You are out of it so that means I get a discount, right?"
Nope.
Yeah, so being out of a certain item entitles a person to take advantage of the business. NOT. Is 'Eat a big stiff wang' part of your normal 'I don't give discounts to wankers' routine? I hope it is.
I hate it when my computer starts to get noisy.
kcxiv
03-25-2007, 03:17 AM
i hate it when women think men have no right to get grumpy. That shit pisses me off.
SPchief
03-25-2007, 03:17 AM
Yeah, so being out of a certain item entitles a person to take advantage of the business. NOT. Is 'Eat a big stiff wang' part of your normal 'I don't give discounts to wankers' routine? I hope it is.
1. Are you in third grade? "Not"?
2. Wankers is not one of my common phrases.
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 03:24 AM
1. Are you in third grade? "Not"?
2. Wankers is not one of my common phrases.
I think we may have misunderstood each other. I was actually siding with your viewpoint. Wanker = jackoff (just so you know).
CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2007, 08:10 AM
I really hate it when I wake up with a sore back. That sucks.
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