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blueballs
03-29-2007, 12:51 AM
...by giving definitions/examples of
****ing yourself
thank you for your time and energy

luv
03-29-2007, 12:52 AM
People keep telling you to, so you're trying to figure out how?

blueballs
03-29-2007, 12:53 AM
I aim to please

blueballs
03-29-2007, 12:55 AM
I'm not sure anyone really knows how
or that there is a standard method of
****ing oneself

Halfcan
03-29-2007, 01:21 AM
I see big things for this thread.

007
03-29-2007, 01:22 AM
I see big things for this thread.
Nice pun.

luv
03-29-2007, 01:22 AM
I'm not sure anyone really knows how
or that there is a standard method of
****ing oneself
Buy a dildo and ram it up your ass?

I doubt your equipment is long enough for any creative suggestions.

007
03-29-2007, 01:23 AM
Buy a dildo and ram it up your ass?

I doubt your equipment is long enough for any creative suggestions.

Question is.... flexible enough?

Halfcan
03-29-2007, 01:29 AM
Buy a dildo and ram it up your ass?

I doubt your equipment is long enough for any creative suggestions.

Maybe we need a pole I mean poll on that.

ClevelandBronco
03-29-2007, 01:52 AM
Depends on the level of usage:

LEVEL 1 MEANING: You're such a loser that no other human being should demean himself or herself to be with you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because there's no one else that would consider f-ing you.

LEVEL 2 MEANING: You're such an unbelievable loser that no other living thing with a usable orifice and/or protuberance (can't leave the ladies out) should demean itself to be with you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because there's no other living thing that would consider f-ing you.

LEVEL 3 MEANING: You're such an unimaginably hopeless waste of oxygen that no inanimate object with a usable orifice and/or protuberance (again, we can't leave the ladies out) should be made available for you.
EXAMPLE: Go f yourself, because you're GoChiefs.
______

It never really matters to the insulter whether the insulted could figure out a way to f himself (or herself), so the mechanics that would be involved are actually irrelevant.

Ultra Peanut
03-29-2007, 01:55 AM
Dar Jee is the second Thieves Guild fence (Mercantile=70/Journeyman, gold=800) in Leyawiin. He can be found at home, in the streets, or at the Five Claws Lodge. He enjoys telling racially insensitive jokes about the Khajiit. This is regardless of whether the player character he's interacting with at the time is a Khajiit or not.

chagrin
03-29-2007, 05:29 AM
I'm not sure anyone really knows how
or that there is a standard method of
****ing oneself

I think reading any of your drivel qualifies

blueballs
03-30-2007, 12:53 AM
I think reading any of your drivel qualifies

not only did you open the thread you replied in it
do you not see how ****ing stupid that makes you look?
By the way-who the **** are you? other than a dipshit

SPchief
03-30-2007, 12:56 AM
not only did you open the thread you replied in it
do you not see how ****ing stupid that makes you look?
By the way-who the **** are you? other than a dipshit


How about you **** yourself?

blueballs
03-30-2007, 01:02 AM
How about you **** yourself?

do you have a link to
a instuction manual?
pics would be a big help

chagrin
03-30-2007, 05:43 AM
not only did you open the thread you replied in it
do you not see how ****ing stupid that makes you look?
By the way-who the **** are you? other than a dipshit


Wow, good one dude - I am so ashamed

Fire Me Boy!
03-30-2007, 06:44 AM
Dar Jee is the second Thieves Guild fence (Mercantile=70/Journeyman, gold=800) in Leyawiin. He can be found at home, in the streets, or at the Five Claws Lodge. He enjoys telling racially insensitive jokes about the Khajiit. This is regardless of whether the player character he's interacting with at the time is a Khajiit or not.
ROFL ROFL ROFL