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crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 04:08 PM
SphincterStabber

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:08 PM
fairy chaser

booger
03-29-2007, 04:09 PM
donkshow bob

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:09 PM
Sperm guzzler

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 04:10 PM
any favorite list generated yet so we can get a "vote for GoChiefs new name" thread?

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:10 PM
bendover boy

booger
03-29-2007, 04:10 PM
new wookie on the block

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:11 PM
lovable idiot

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:11 PM
boy lover

booger
03-29-2007, 04:12 PM
nippleclamp

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:12 PM
crotch grabber

penguinz
03-29-2007, 04:12 PM
Ike

penguinz
03-29-2007, 04:13 PM
Bob

penguinz
03-29-2007, 04:13 PM
benji

penguinz
03-29-2007, 04:13 PM
fido

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:14 PM
jizz face

booger
03-29-2007, 04:15 PM
cockpit

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:16 PM
noob god

booger
03-29-2007, 04:16 PM
Gary Gummerwood

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:17 PM
poop sniffer

booger
03-29-2007, 04:17 PM
turdchaser

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:18 PM
lord of the pricks

booger
03-29-2007, 04:18 PM
Flat U. Lance

Or

Vaginal Flat U. Lance

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:19 PM
dumfuk

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:19 PM
dunce king

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:20 PM
butt pirate

booger
03-29-2007, 04:20 PM
broncurious

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:21 PM
fatass

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:22 PM
cum connoisseur

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:23 PM
Fudge Sucker

Fairplay
03-29-2007, 04:25 PM
pole sitter

88TG88
03-29-2007, 04:27 PM
P-nesBlocker

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 04:30 PM
gheyhound

booger
03-29-2007, 04:33 PM
Clayton Wendler-Athan

ArrowheadHawk
03-29-2007, 04:42 PM
280+ posts about a name change, is this GoChiefs guy popular or something?

:rolleyes:

Adept Havelock
03-29-2007, 04:55 PM
How about MomsCellarDweller? :shrug:

Bwana
03-29-2007, 04:58 PM
Flit Boy, or Limp Nipple. :)

ROYC75
03-29-2007, 05:08 PM
Sir Jack A Lot

el borracho
03-29-2007, 05:09 PM
That's it then....MONONUT!
the uniballer

Zebedee DuBois
03-29-2007, 05:29 PM
Ten Tons a Fun

Internet Extrovert

Simulated Expert

booger
03-29-2007, 05:31 PM
some people call me a pink cowboy.

Simplex3
03-29-2007, 05:33 PM
Mr. Herpes
F**k you. Not just no, but HELL no.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 05:33 PM
GoQueefs

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 05:35 PM
MindBottling

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 05:37 PM
You folks are OBSESSED with sex.

kstater
03-29-2007, 05:37 PM
GoQueefs

We have a winner.

rageeumr
03-29-2007, 05:37 PM
Jammno?

booger
03-29-2007, 05:40 PM
GoBoner

NoBoner

Flimsy

Valiant
03-29-2007, 05:40 PM
I still think Meatpeeker is this most suitable...

booger
03-29-2007, 05:41 PM
Buttsmaque

Simplex3
03-29-2007, 05:42 PM
297 posts and not one of you stupid mother f**kers has the correct answer. Not only that but this thread is the epitome of it.



Attention Whore.

Thread closed.

booger
03-29-2007, 05:44 PM
herpes Simplex3?

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 05:44 PM
297 posts and not one of you stupid mother f**kers has the correct answer. Not only that but this thread is the epitome of it.



Attention Whore.

Thread closed.


I would have closed it with GoQueefs but the UNAW already said my submissions wouldn't be considered.....


my heart hurts.

booger
03-29-2007, 05:53 PM
Clay Hobgood Tittiefuk

Sam Hall
03-29-2007, 05:57 PM
297 posts and not one of you stupid mother f**kers has the correct answer. Not only that but this thread is the epitome of it.



Attention Whore.

Thread closed.

That's sassy

booger
03-29-2007, 06:00 PM
Blanket
this has gotta be top 10

2112
03-29-2007, 06:00 PM
297 posts and not one of you stupid mother f**kers has the correct answer. Not only that but this thread is the epitome of it.



Attention Whore.

Thread closed.

I never even thought of reading this whole POS thread,did you actually read the whole thing? LMAO

booger
03-29-2007, 06:01 PM
I dream of Weenie

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:02 PM
I never even thought of reading this whole POS thread,did you actually read the whole thing? LMAO




I was / have been here since it started, pretty good stuff actually, very entertaining....

2112
03-29-2007, 06:03 PM
I was / have been here since it started, pretty good stuff actually, very entertaining....
Good lord coffey,you should never admit it,even if you did! LMAO

Frazod
03-29-2007, 06:04 PM
I'm sick of people changing their names. If it was up to me, it simply wouldn't be allowed.

Leave it the f#ck alone.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:05 PM
Good lord coffey,you should never admit it,even if you did! LMAO


I bet I have a post on every page, so it would be hard to hide it.

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:06 PM
not every name need have gay overtones.
gay overtones

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:08 PM
I'm sick of people changing their names. If it was up to me, it simply wouldn't be allowed.

Leave it the f#ck alone.
That's it. I'm changing mine too. Actually I do hate my username. Never pick your name while drunk.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 06:08 PM
gay overtones

Oh shit. I bet my name gets changed to that.

Simplex3
03-29-2007, 06:09 PM
I never even thought of reading this whole POS thread,did you actually read the whole thing? LMAO

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:15 PM
Oh shit. I bet my name gets changed to that.
It will if I can help at all.


:)

booger
03-29-2007, 06:17 PM
mooby trap

2112
03-29-2007, 06:18 PM
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/jackass500/guile1-1.gif

booger
03-29-2007, 06:18 PM
Claytonoscopy

Or

Athanoscopy

I suppose it's like a colonoscopy

booger
03-29-2007, 06:23 PM
bubbles

booger
03-29-2007, 06:24 PM
chunk

(goonies)

Hey you Guuuuuuuuuyysss

Simplex3
03-29-2007, 06:25 PM
What part of "thread closed" was confusing to you numb-nuts?

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:29 PM
Some of my favorites from the list:

Blanket
GoBroncos
GoOedipus
BobaFetish
CarrieUnderMyWood
PostWhore
Cock Taco
Cryptorchidism
Montana Magic 2
Claydough
Butteater
Site Gimp
C E Lopez
Blister
Clayton Aiken
Achin4Aiken
GoEnema
Tubgirl
Bubbles
Attention Whore

Some of my favorites of my submissions:

GoQueefs
gheyhound
SphincterStabber
GoatCheese
*BJ4LJ*
CoffeyIsKing
HackOfTheSouth
Sanjaya
HimRoid
Byline Betty
GoneClownPunching

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:30 PM
What part of "thread closed" was confusing to you numb-nuts?


oh, add numb-nutz

or numb-nut......

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 06:31 PM
Some of my favorites from the list:


Cool. You should read them before bed every night. What else is this list good for?

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:32 PM
Cool. You should read them before bed every night. What else is this list good for?


to start the poll thread get the votes going and make the name change.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 06:33 PM
to start the poll thread get the votes going and make the name change.

I decide what goes in the poll.

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:35 PM
Some of my favorites from the list:


Hey... I thought gay overtones was worthy. Especially since it was really his idea.

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:35 PM
I decide what goes in the poll.
So get to it goat boy.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:36 PM
Hey... I thought gay overtones was worthy. Especially since it was really his idea.

it came after the list, but certainly worth being added.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:37 PM
I decide what goes in the poll.



that's not how I read it......



It has been too long. I would like to involve the planet in this, so I throw myself upon the mercy of the court. Submit your nomination for my new username in this thread. The 10 best names will form a poll which will then be voted upon. Have fun, and not every name need have gay overtones.

booger
03-29-2007, 06:37 PM
moobpastysforu

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 06:38 PM
it came after the list, but certainly worth being added.
Thank you for stroking my ego.

:)

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 06:38 PM
The 10 best names....DECIDED UPON BY ME.

It's up to the rest of you to vote on those 10, however.

booger
03-29-2007, 06:39 PM
cinnabunz

booger
03-29-2007, 06:40 PM
mudpuppy

sedated
03-29-2007, 06:41 PM
I decide what goes in the poll.

cath·e·ter
[kath-i-ter]
–noun

a flexible or rigid hollow tube employed to drain fluids from body cavities or to distend body passages, esp. one for passing into the bladder through the urethra to draw off urine or into the heart through a leg vein or arm vein for diagnostic examination.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:42 PM
The 10 best names....DECIDED UPON BY ME.

It's up to the rest of you to vote on those 10, however.



I call for a mod ruling..... you said a poll for the 10 best names and said nothing about how those 10 get picked.

:p



just messin, don't get your panties in a wad.

GoQueefs

booger
03-29-2007, 06:45 PM
slobnobber

booger
03-29-2007, 06:45 PM
bunny goblin

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 06:47 PM
Here's what I've decided to include so far:

Michael McDandypants
Detritus
Cryptorchidism
Scrooples
Darth Dumbass

booger
03-29-2007, 06:48 PM
anal cricket

Chirp chirp chirp chirp

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 06:49 PM
and booger just keeps going..... I love it.

CupidStunt
03-29-2007, 06:50 PM
LookAtMe.

booger
03-29-2007, 06:50 PM
Here's what I've decided to include so far:

Michael McDandypants
Detritus
Cryptorchidism
Scrooples
Darth Dumbass


Come on man those suck


Just get it over with and go with Clay Hobgood Chittick

boogblaster
03-29-2007, 06:57 PM
HHH .. stands for Huard-Hootie-Hummmerboy.....

booger
03-29-2007, 06:58 PM
Come on man those suck


Just get it over with and go with Clay Hobgood Chittick

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Aint nuthin but a GoChiefs Thang.

You Dig SUCKA






They laughed they cried. I stole it off of the thug life documentry on HBO.

LiL stumppy
03-29-2007, 07:00 PM
big hand touches little hand

booger
03-29-2007, 07:02 PM
dances with goats

DaneMcCloud
03-29-2007, 07:07 PM
Jedi Assclown

Limp Dimwit

The Walrus

Go WeHo

booger
03-29-2007, 07:19 PM
dances with goats
I think we got a winner GC.

You change to this and women all over the net will throw you their snatches left and right.

Do the right thing.

Vote "Dances with Goats" in '07.

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 07:27 PM
Luke Buttlicker?

booger
03-29-2007, 07:29 PM
GoHomoerectuscrale

I still like Dances with goats though.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 07:30 PM
I'm still partial to GoQueefs.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 07:33 PM
I'm still partial to GoQueefs.

You could write that on your monitor everytime you read one of my posts.

booger
03-29-2007, 07:37 PM
Everyone chant with me

Lord of the Rimjob.

Slick32
03-29-2007, 07:38 PM
hehimselfhim

Artemus Gordon

Beelzebubba

Whatmeworry

Gort

s*m*a*s*h*e*d

They might suck but they are the best I've got.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 07:43 PM
You could write that on your monitor everytime you read one of my posts.


have you pissed off any mods lately?

Can I PM a few to see if I can bribe them to change your name

Any want to go for it????

come on - make it GoQueefs or something else you know he will hate....

sedated
03-29-2007, 08:08 PM
Here's what I've decided to include so far:

Michael McDandypants
Detritus
Cryptorchidism
Scrooples
Darth Dumbass

those are pathetic comapred to some of the gems in this thread

I hope the mods decide to do the right thing...

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 08:13 PM
Yeah, anything sexually-related is SUPER AWESOME!!! Is everyone 14 or what?

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:14 PM
Yeah, anything sexually-related is SUPER AWESOME!!! Is everyone 14 or what?


GoQueefs isn't sexual....

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 08:14 PM
GoQueefs isn't sexual....

No, it's just retarded.

PinkFloyd
03-29-2007, 08:16 PM
Sperminator

Skip Towne
03-29-2007, 08:17 PM
No, it's just retarded.
Just like its author.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:17 PM
None of these are based on sexual references, not overtly anyway.....


Blanket
GoOedipus
BobaFetish
PostWhore
Cryptorchidism
Montana Magic 2
Claydough
C E Lopez
Blister
GoEnema
Tubgirl
Bubbles
Attention Whore
GoatCheese
HackOfTheSouth
Sanjaya
HimRoid
Byline Betty

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:19 PM
Just like its author.

yes, tag team from both of the planet's biggest f*cktards.....

take you d*cks out of each other's ass long enough to carry a grown up conversation with me.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 08:19 PM
Those are also retarded.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:22 PM
Those are also retarded.


I've been pretty nice around you and just messing with you now, skip on the other hand doesn't know how to stop,

actually many of these are pretty funny.

anyway, good luck with the poll, I'm losing interest in this topic.....

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 08:24 PM
Those are also retarded.

How about "Corky" than? You know, :shrug: since you're so well versed in the retard department...

Skip Towne
03-29-2007, 08:27 PM
yes, tag team from both of the planet's biggest f*cktards.....

take you d*cks out of each other's ass long enough to carry a grown up conversation with me.
I'm forced to do something I haven't had to do in 6 years on the Planet. Put someone on ignore. You are absolutely the most annoying poster this site has ever seen. You think you originated that queefs-Chiefs reference when it actually has been used by Donx fans for 6 years. And, you are on every page of every thread I go to. What ever gave you the idea anyone wants to see your lame observations 60 times per day? Buh bye, dipshit.

sedated
03-29-2007, 08:29 PM
I'm forced to do something I haven't had to do in 6 years on the Planet. Put someone on ignore. You are absolutely the most annoying poster this site has ever seen. You think you originated that queefs-Chiefs reference when it actually has been used by Donx fans for 6 years. And, you are on every page of every thread I go to. What ever gave you the idea anyone wants to see your lame observations 60 times per day? Buh bye, dipshit.

can I get an amen

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:30 PM
I'm forced to do something I haven't had to do in 6 years on the Planet. Put someone on ignore. You are absolutely the most annoying poster this site has ever seen. You think you originated that queefs-Chiefs reference when it actually has been used by Donx fans for 6 years. And, you are on every page of every thread I go to. What ever gave you the idea anyone wants to see your lame observations 60 times per day? Buh bye, dipshit.


Oh no, what ever will I do now?

great - GoQueefs was used before, I couldn't know that. Still think it's funny - but mostly to mess with CE, I don't give two craps what you think of me, or what CE changes his name to.


hope you didn't get this, My life will be better too.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:31 PM
can I get an amen


and when did you get religious?

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 08:33 PM
and when did you get religious?


When the lord almighty saved his ass from a DUI.

Just kidding Sedated...

:)

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:34 PM
When the lord almighty saved his ass from a DUI.

Just kidding Sedated...

:)


I didn't get that he felt "saved" from that incident.....

Bugeater
03-29-2007, 08:37 PM
GoArthurCarlson

Hootie
03-29-2007, 08:39 PM
SCARY LARRY 27

Hootie
03-29-2007, 08:39 PM
my two xbox live handles = Scary Larry 27 and Damon Huard

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:41 PM
you are on every page of every thread I go to.


I'm not even in 50% of the threads on the front page! And I'm barely in the other forums ever.

you are exaggerating again!

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 08:41 PM
Okay GC now for a seriously (IMO) cool name. How about "Natural Selection?"

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:41 PM
my two xbox live handles = Scary Larry 27 and Damon Huard


I got one for you -

Arrowhuard.

sedated
03-29-2007, 08:42 PM
and when did you get religious?

there is no god, but there are charismatic priests, I've felt them

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 08:43 PM
my two xbox live handles = Scary Larry 27 and Damon Huard

Hootie you are downright entertaining. I'll give you that. :)

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 08:43 PM
there is no god, but there are charismatic priests, I've felt them


ROFL another gem.

SPchief
03-29-2007, 08:44 PM
Kum dumpster

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 08:45 PM
Okay GC now for a seriously (IMO) cool name. How about "Natural Selection?"

You and I both know that is a phenominal screen/user name.

kc rush
03-29-2007, 08:52 PM
broncurious

I'm still laughing at this one.
ROFL

Slick32
03-29-2007, 08:56 PM
I might have a biased opinion but I think Beelzebubba is the best so far.

booger
03-29-2007, 08:57 PM
I'm still laughing at this one.
ROFL
I've always assumed he was broncurious with all the threads he starts about them.

"Bob" Dobbs
03-29-2007, 08:57 PM
I just got here. Has anyone submitted "Clathan"?

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 08:59 PM
I just got here. Has anyone submitted "Clathan"?

Damn you, sir.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 09:00 PM
I just got here. Has anyone submitted "Clathan"?



DING DING DING......



I like it, so HE will hate it.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:00 PM
I just got here. Has anyone submitted "Clathan"?
plenty of clayton and athan references but not that one.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:01 PM
DING DING DING......



I like it, so HE will hate it.

Actually it's rather good.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:02 PM
how about Claythan Fletcher-Baker

kc rush
03-29-2007, 09:03 PM
I've always assumed he was broncurious with all the threads he starts about them.

And with as much time as he seems to spend on the mange.

crazycoffey
03-29-2007, 09:03 PM
Actually it's rather good.


put it on your list of ten.

Simply Red
03-29-2007, 09:04 PM
Actually it's rather good.


Mine is the best pussy and you know it. Don't use it. You never recognize talent.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:04 PM
And with as much time as he seems to spend on the mange.
he has to have some kind of rash from going there.

teedubya
03-29-2007, 09:06 PM
PermaVirgin

teedubya
03-29-2007, 09:07 PM
Dances with Athan

sedated
03-29-2007, 09:07 PM
Clayton Underwood

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:07 PM
PermaVirgin

Why would I want to give some virgin a Perm? Those went out of style 20 years ago...

booger
03-29-2007, 09:08 PM
Dances with Athan
WINNER ROFL

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
03-29-2007, 09:08 PM
Hmmm seems a certain someone's Mom must have left for vacation or something and somebody is lacking for attention in his Momma's basement.

:rolleyes:

CoMoChief
03-29-2007, 09:10 PM
How about Numa Numa?

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Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:10 PM
Clayton Underwood

God bless you.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:16 PM
ChewBobba

booger
03-29-2007, 09:25 PM
ChewCockka

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:28 PM
Ho boy star wars and sex how original!

booger
03-29-2007, 09:30 PM
Dances with Athan
Admit GC.

This one fits like a glove.

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:31 PM
It's not a username.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:31 PM
[QUOTE=Dances with Athan]Ho boy star wars and sex how original![/QUOTE

They keep getting worse, don't they.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:33 PM
It's not a username.
why the heck not?

It's your indian username.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:34 PM
my indian username is "flings boogers at wall"

el borracho
03-29-2007, 09:42 PM
Here's what I've decided to include so far:

Michael McDandypants
Detritus
Cryptorchidism
Scrooples
Darth Dumbass
Oh, definitely Darth Dumbass from that list. Or Detritus.

el borracho
03-29-2007, 09:43 PM
Here's what I've decided to include so far:

Michael McDandypants
Detritus
Cryptorchidism
Scrooples
Darth Dumbass
Oooooooooooooooooor, how about Darth Dandypants?

booger
03-29-2007, 09:43 PM
Admit GC.

This one fits like a glove.


It's either this or Dances with Mecca

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:46 PM
Oooooooooooooooooor, how about Darth Dandypants?

That is an excellent suggestion. I can open up another slot, too.

teedubya
03-29-2007, 09:49 PM
DancesWithAthan should at least be a poll option.

booger
03-29-2007, 09:49 PM
Beaula Ballbreaker

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 09:55 PM
DancesWithAthan should at least be a poll option.

None of this dancing shit is going down.

And balls-based usernames are juvenile.

booger
03-29-2007, 10:00 PM
None of this dancing shit is going down.

And balls-based usernames are juvenile.
fine

StargazingWithNick

teedubya
03-29-2007, 10:02 PM
NicksKneepads

booger
03-29-2007, 10:03 PM
None of this dancing shit is going down.


Can we make it dancing with a female?
























Dances with Rhonda

HolyHandgernade
03-29-2007, 10:03 PM
I apologize if these are repeats, I scrolled through as many as I could. Just off the top of my head:

BiggusDiccus

KnightWhoSaysNee

SomeCallMeTim

Splinter

ChickenOfBristol

OldManScene24

EuropeanSwallow

GreatPeril

booger
03-29-2007, 10:05 PM
I think that snoop minnis kid already took splinter.

Hootie
03-29-2007, 10:06 PM
Whitlocks successor

Hootie
03-29-2007, 10:09 PM
Darrent Williams

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 10:12 PM
Whitlocks successor

Awww. That's sweet.

booger
03-29-2007, 10:13 PM
D'Brickashaw Wendler

booger
03-29-2007, 10:13 PM
I'd rather see ya go with Crophonso Wendler..........

Dr. Johnny Fever
03-29-2007, 10:14 PM
Congrats gay overtones... you got all the attention you wanted.

:p

booger
03-29-2007, 10:16 PM
Awww. That's sweet.
and you wonder where all the ghey, balls, and stuff comes from. :doh!:

SPchief
03-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Simple, yet very true: Dumbass

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 10:43 PM
It's been done.

We need more Larry Johnson-related usernames.

88TG88
03-29-2007, 10:45 PM
LJ=God

booger
03-29-2007, 10:48 PM
powder

SPchief
03-29-2007, 10:49 PM
It's been done.

We need more Larry Johnson-related usernames.



How about "I suck Larry's Johnson".

Hammock Parties
03-29-2007, 10:50 PM
How about "I suck Larry's Johnson".

That's a little long. The username, I mean.

booger
03-29-2007, 10:50 PM
IwannaBeJimBrown

LJ's lifelong goal

"Bob" Dobbs
03-29-2007, 10:50 PM
Seven Costanza?

boogblaster
03-29-2007, 10:52 PM
Cheseychin...

booger
03-29-2007, 10:53 PM
StuckMyLarryInABox4U

boogblaster
03-29-2007, 10:53 PM
GCJohnson

boogblaster
03-29-2007, 10:55 PM
UknCalmeLJ

booger
03-29-2007, 10:55 PM
It's been done.

We need more Larry Johnson-related usernames.
Kinda Like When Affleck and J Ho dated and it was Benifer?

Logical
03-29-2007, 11:05 PM
I submit


Momma'sBoy

ROFL

booger
03-29-2007, 11:28 PM
LJinCharge

007
03-29-2007, 11:29 PM
I submit


Momma'sBoy

ROFL
WINNER

Tribal Warfare
03-29-2007, 11:35 PM
I am pondering a name change

ImmaculateVirgin

Fat Elvis
03-29-2007, 11:38 PM
You should be named after Steve Martin's dog in The Jerk .

Extra Point
03-29-2007, 11:44 PM
Posthumorous

SPchief
03-30-2007, 12:15 AM
Ilikedik

Mr. Flopnuts
03-30-2007, 12:25 AM
Mushroom_Bruise

big nasty kcnut
03-30-2007, 01:26 AM
secret Athan lover

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 07:00 AM
How about "I suck Larry's Johnson".



first page,


BJ4LJ

rad
03-30-2007, 07:01 AM
Larry's Johnson

Mr. Plow
03-30-2007, 07:22 AM
One Ball

Redrum_69
03-30-2007, 07:26 AM
Here are my suggestions:

1 WPI4LIFE

2 Athansmasterbaiter

3 IsleptwithNickAthanandallIgotwasthislousyusername

4 $500

5 Copy/Paste

6 Chiefskywalker

7 Darth Athan

8 Chief Vader

9 Padawan Gochiefs

10 Gochiefs the Hutt

sedated
03-30-2007, 07:36 AM
DonkyRapingShitEater

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 07:54 AM
Some of my favorites from the list:

Some of my favorites of my submissions:

GoQueefs
gheyhound
SphincterStabber
GoatCheese
*BJ4LJ*
CoffeyIsKing
HackOfTheSouth
Sanjaya
HimRoid
Byline Betty
GoneClownPunching

I'm throwing a Penalty Flag....YOU did NOT offer "HimRoid".

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 07:58 AM
I'm throwing a Penalty Flag....YOU did NOT offer "HimRoid".


on this thread I did, just a few posts prior to your suggestion, I took it as a sign of approval from you. (I later heard the GoQueefs is an oldie I didn't know about)

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:03 AM
your post was #167

I hate name changes......but

Him Roid

jehovabroni

fleshlight saber


You're already the one and only meatpeeker, gochiefs. stick with what you know.



My post was #158


HimRoid


close, it was and I like it with the space better anyway, so you can have credit.

Kclee
03-30-2007, 08:06 AM
1. Human Fart
2. Satans Butthole
3. Toby

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 08:10 AM
For some reason, I've got a bit of a problem with some of the dumb****ary hounds on here needling the meatpeeker. He's taken more cyber beatings on here than anyone and has come back and contributed. Except for his new taste for athangoo, he contributes and alot of the shit he's catching from noobs is from actions LONG before you were here.

Gochiefs shouldn't change his effing name...I hate it when people do that.

I've made a conscious effort to back off the smack the past few months, but there are a couple of you slobbering bobbleheads that make that very difficult.

You take your Charity of "giving me credit" and shove it in your head holster.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:18 AM
For some reason, I've got a bit of a problem with some of the dumb****ary hounds on here needling the meatpeeker.

Gochiefs shouldn't change his effing name...I hate it when people do that.

I've made a conscious effort to back off the smack the past few months, but there are a couple of you slobbering bobbleheads that make that very difficult.

You take your Charity of "giving me credit" and shove it in your head holster.



Oh crap, here we go.......



I don't see anywhere on this thread where anyone other than GoChiefs suggested he should change his name......

He wanted a thread that would get a lot of posts and get attention while he was at it. It was his idea, cocktray not mine or anyone else's.

You "threw a flag" without doing any research, don't get mad at me for your stupidity. As far as my "charity" it was an effort of peaceful planteting, but I take it back, - you are a thieving unoriginal hack, my post was a whole 9 posts before yours but you wanted to pass the name off as your idea, and you wanted to publicly humiliate me for it, but it backfired. When you could have just as easily said, "oh I didn't see it"

You know what, I don't want you to "hold back" your smack talk, I just think your flaming keyboard went extinguished and now you only have empty threats to post about now.

slobber on that, bobblehead......

Redrum_69
03-30-2007, 08:22 AM
My bet is on Iowanian for this beatdown.

Mr. Plow
03-30-2007, 08:25 AM
Does this mean the name suggesting is over with?

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 08:30 AM
I'm sure when anyone here thinks "original material" they immediately think of you.

I've tried to ignore your dumbf@ckary but enough is enough. If you want to be my new pony...Fine, I'll fetch a saddle, twitch and switch you stuttering spaz.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:36 AM
I'm sure when anyone here thinks "original material" they immediately think of you.

I've tried to ignore your dumbf@ckary but enough is enough. If you want to be my new pony...Fine, I'll fetch a saddle, twitch and switch you stuttering spaz.


HA

How do you kn kn know about my s stuttering problem?

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 08:39 AM
Actually, its more likely you've been afflicted with Tourettes. I'd be surprised if you're able to make it through a 30 second moment of silence without shouting "BALLHAIR" just to get some attention.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:40 AM
Actually, its more likely you've been afflicted with Tourettes. I'd be surprised if you're able to make it through a 30 second moment of silence without shouting "BALLHAIR" just to get some attention.


BahlHare!

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 08:46 AM
For some reason, I feel like I'm entering a smiling and whistling contest with someone with severe Bells palsy.

Maybe I'll fill my mouth with saltines to make it even.

Frankie
03-30-2007, 08:47 AM
I submit


Momma'sBoy

ROFL
I could submit something rhyming like "Daddy'sToy", but, given the many ways it could be misinterpreted, I won't submit it.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:50 AM
For some reason, I feel like I'm entering a smiling and whistling contest with someone with severe Bells palsy.

Maybe I'll fill my mouth with saltines to make it even.


Dude, life is too short to not smile and whistle. I think I hear Taco John calling for you in the DC forum......

4th and Long
03-30-2007, 08:54 AM
Dude, life is too short to not smile and whistle. I think I hear Taco John calling for you in the DC forum......
Right now, your best bet is to close your taster and throw up one of these while you still can.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40176000/jpg/_40176955_flag_300_ap.jpg

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 08:57 AM
Right now, your best bet is to close your taster and throw up one of these while you still can.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40176000/jpg/_40176955_flag_300_ap.jpg


Meh, I don't think I did the offending, he started the aggression and acting all big and bad. OH NO I am talking back to the almighty, what ever will I do.

Jeez, it's enterainment, time passing, information SHARING but I think it's funny that I'm told I go overboard. Whatever...... I'm still smiling and whistling.

el borracho
03-30-2007, 09:00 AM
For some reason, I've got a bit of a problem with some of the dumb****ary hounds on here needling the meatpeeker. He's taken more cyber beatings on here than anyone and has come back and contributed. Except for his new taste for athangoo, he contributes and alot of the shit he's catching from noobs is from actions LONG before you were here.

Gochiefs shouldn't change his effing name...I hate it when people do that.

I've made a conscious effort to back off the smack the past few months, but there are a couple of you slobbering bobbleheads that make that very difficult.

You take your Charity of "giving me credit" and shove it in your head holster.
Just so I understand, are these the points you are trying to make?

A. Iowanian can make fun of GoChiefs but noobs may not.
B. Charitable acts of noobs are to be rewarded with foul words.

Radar Chief
03-30-2007, 09:02 AM
Anyone mention “Ascended Testicle” yet?

Bwana
03-30-2007, 09:05 AM
Fluffster?

Butter Nuts?

Radar Chief
03-30-2007, 09:05 AM
My bet is on Iowanian for this beatdown.

The “Tale of the Tape” would agree with you, but that’s partially due to such a huge quantity of quality smack-downs from the Iowanian. There just isn’t that history with CC.
But, if’e really wants to step into the ring I’ll watch.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 09:07 AM
Fluffster?

Butter Nuts?



I saw a nut butter and nutterbutter, but no Butter Nuts.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 09:09 AM
The “Tale of the Tape” would agree with you, but that’s partially due to such a huge quantity of quality smack-downs from the Iowanian. There just isn’t that history with CC.
But, if’e really wants to step into the ring I’ll watch.


there is no ring to step into, someone pissed in his cheerios this morning and he decided to hit me with the ring.

Just remember I'm the one responsible (albeit by accident) for bringing back the less soft and fuzzy Iowian.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 09:11 AM
For some reason, I feel like I'm entering a smiling and whistling contest with someone with severe Bells palsy.

Maybe I'll fill my mouth with saltines to make it even.


you find a cracker to suck on yet, or did your wife forget to add that to the shopping list when she sent you to the store?

HemiEd
03-30-2007, 09:31 AM
The “Tale of the Tape” would agree with you, but that’s partially due to such a huge quantity of quality smack-downs from the Iowanian. There just isn’t that history with CC.
But, if’e really wants to step into the ring I’ll watch.

Hey pass the popcorn.

Redrum_69
03-30-2007, 09:45 AM
<<SPOLIER ALERT>>>


I bought a bootlegged copy of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and found out that Ron dies because he finds out that Harry is really the son of Lord Voldemort. Even though in previous books they stated that Harry's parents were killed by Voldemort, they were actually the adopted parents or guardians appointed by the wizard council. Harry then is blamed for Rons death, and then tries to escape. Hermione finds his hideout and then he is brought forth to be tried. Harry is linked to Voldemort, who saves his son and kills Hermione in the process. Harry cant take losing everything in his life that matters and decides to take Voldemort out, which then kills both of them.

The End















































not really, but it sounds good that way EVERYONE is gone

Radar Chief
03-30-2007, 09:47 AM
there is no ring to step into, someone pissed in his cheerios this morning and he decided to hit me with the ring.

Just remember I'm the one responsible (albeit by accident) for bringing back the less soft and fuzzy Iowian.

He doesn’t seem to like you much, for some reason.
I don’t think you should take that from’im. :Poke:

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 09:52 AM
He doesn’t seem to like you much, for some reason.
I don’t think you should take that from’im. :Poke:



HA ROFL HA



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you pot stirrer, cooking up some sh*t, huh :p

Kclee
03-30-2007, 10:23 AM
The Poz

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 10:30 AM
Just so I understand, are these the points you are trying to make?

A. Iowanian can make fun of GoChiefs but noobs may not.
B. Charitable acts of noobs are to be rewarded with foul words.

Negative.

GoChiefs has earned alot of the crap he catches....alot of it he catches today, is due to things he did 4 years ago, and posters that weren't here for those things bagging on him about it don't make much sense. It seems kind of funny when posters who have been here a handful of months are telling tenured posters to leave.

Charitable acts of noobs and good content from noobs are always appreciated. I've NEVER been a noob basher, though I do discriminate as I find dipshittery equally annoying, regardless of tenure.

With the particular dumbass drawing my ire at this moment, its an accumulated "enough". Its not one post, its not one person he's trying to dicker with....Its an avalanch of bullshit thats grown more than tiresome....and let me not consider the VOLUME.

Iowanian
03-30-2007, 10:38 AM
you find a cracker to suck on yet, or did your wife forget to add that to the shopping list when she sent you to the store?

Thats a real zinger Urkle. You're definitely an original, the first poster with diarhea of the keyboard. I fear its some form of spastic colon or irritable bowel issue that should be treated medically.

Saulbadguy
03-30-2007, 10:40 AM
???

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 10:50 AM
Negative.
With the particular dumbass drawing my ire at this moment, its an accumulated "enough". Its not one post, its not one person he's trying to dicker with....Its an avalanch of bullshit thats grown more than tiresome....and let me not consider the VOLUME.



Are you serious? You are really upset, and not just F ing around. I've been hazed a lot in my life, and I gotta say much of what happens here (negative comments to each other) really seem a lot like hazing and messing around, not anything else. I would expect that GoChiefs, Skip, or even you would shake my hand as I would yours if we were to actually meet. That the stuff contained here is only here and not the way you would act to my face. If I'm wrong, I'm glad to know before the day comes when/if we do really meet.

any negative comments I've made to GoChiefs are earned from our interaction, which for as bad as it got has been blown out of proportion by many on here, including the posters involved in it.

As for you, my first day you jumped my crap and haven't given my opinions an ounce of validity even once, so I could care less at this point, you have no respect earned in my book to pass off you ire to me as important in any shape or form.

I'm here to stay, like it or not. I enjoy it, it passes the day and some point I will not be at a computer all day by myself with nothing else to do.


BTW, how do you read my comments? What kind of "tone" do you attach to it? Because I learned after the "incident" that I'm taken too seriously and started attaching the :p face to show when I'm kidding. But even now, while we seem to be getting "real" do you think I'm yelling these words, heated, angry, upset? I'm not. I'm "smiling and whistling" with all of these posts.

crazycoffey
03-30-2007, 10:55 AM
Thats a real zinger Urkle. You're definitely an original, the first poster with diarhea of the keyboard. I fear its some form of spastic colon or irritable bowel issue that should be treated medically.



sorry, I withdraw my attempt to play the game.

el borracho
03-30-2007, 10:55 AM
Negative.

GoChiefs has earned alot of the crap he catches....alot of it he catches today, is due to things he did 4 years ago, and posters that weren't here for those things bagging on him about it don't make much sense. It seems kind of funny when posters who have been here a handful of months are telling tenured posters to leave.

Charitable acts of noobs and good content from noobs are always appreciated. I've NEVER been a noob basher, though I do discriminate as I find dipshittery equally annoying, regardless of tenure.

With the particular dumbass drawing my ire at this moment, its an accumulated "enough". Its not one post, its not one person he's trying to dicker with....Its an avalanch of bullshit thats grown more than tiresome....and let me not consider the VOLUME.
Ok, it's cumulative frustration. I just didn't see anything extraordinary in this thread to draw ire and it seemed so out of character for you to attack without reason. Anyway, thanks for the explanation and (not that you need my permission but...) carry on.

Saulbadguy
03-30-2007, 10:56 AM
You should change your name to "Mooo".

elvomito
03-30-2007, 11:30 AM
someone else came up with it and he even called himself by the name in a video:

"basement virgin"

gblowfish
03-30-2007, 11:35 AM
Wow....

just, wow.

So many ideas from the peanut gallery. Your head must be swimming.

A couple of modest alternatives:

Ben Dover
Social Sirloin
Sphincter Boy
Fudgesicle
Colohomo

Good luck, we're all counting on you.