Wrong Number

[CosmicPal]

So, I get this call on my cell. The number doesn't pull up a name from my address book, but it is a local number, so I answer it anyways.

It's some chick, "Hello, is Eileen there?"

My reply, "Nope. But, could you do me a favor and tell that slut to stop throwing my clothes out in the front yard? It's getting old, dammit. It's not like I slept around on her or anything. Damn. Say, wanna come over? Bring a bottle of Jack and a can of whipped cream."

A long moment of silence before the gal finally replies softly, "I think I have the wrong number."

Click.

[4th and Long]

I'm sorry but someone told me your name was Eileen. There was no reason to be rude to me like that on the phone.

[Crush]

ROFL

[journeyscarab]

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk

[Natty_Light_Man]

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk


Very good.... ROFL

[Chief Chief]

She most likely was in shock that Eileen had converted to heterosexualism.

[Rooster]

You should have pulled the scene from Dave Chappels "When Keeping It Real Goes Bad" about the hangup call!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFXwvS6SCQk

I hadn't seen that one before. Funny stuff.

[unothadeal]

Did you "Come On Eileen"?

[Bwana]

LOL Nice

[Simplex3]

That may be better than my "Oh man! Didn't you hear?!? (S)he was in a horrible car wreck today and died." A little less final.