Good, bad and worse

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Good: your wife is kinky
Bad: with the neighbors
Worse: all of them

Bad: you can't find your vibrator
Worse: your daughter borrowed it

Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room
Worse: you're in it

Bad: your husband's a crossdresser
Worse: He looks better than you

Good: your neighbor exersizes in the nude with the curtains open
Bad: he weighs 400 pounds

[Demonpenz]

Good: Got drunk
Bad: Hungover
Worse: there is a guy asleep next to you

[Crashride]

Bad: your a fan of the Chiefs
Worse: Brodie Croyle might start

jk yall

[bogie]

Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room
Worse: it's gay porn

[Simplex3]

Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room
Worse: it's gay porn
Good: You find a porno in your son's room
Bad: It's gay porn
Worse: He's in it.


Good: Your daughter learns to speak German
Bad: It's for a movie she's going to be in
Worse: Figure this one out yourself.

[Direckshun]

Good: You have free time.
Bad: You're bored as hell.
Worse: You go to ChiefsPlanet instead of bettering yourself.

[Buck]

Good: The Chargers
Bad: The Broncos
Worse: The Raiders

[crazycoffey]

Good: The Chargers
Bad: The Broncos
Worse: The Raiders


and the chiefs are the greatest.

[Iowanian]

I had a buddy in college from Carthage....It turned out that his dad was in some pRon when he was in college.

He confirmed it, but the story went that he found out...accidently...with friends watching too.

[Bugeater]

Good: Nebraska
Bad: Iowa
Worse: Kansas

[ExtremeChief]

Good: Larry Johnson rushed for 150 yards
Bad: He scores no touchdowns
Worse: Tynes misses 3 FG's under 30 and the KC loses by 18