Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals Game Thread (4/4)

[alnorth]

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<td>Final</td> <td> 1 </td> <td> 2 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 4 </td><td> 5 </td><td> 6 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 9 </td><td> R </td><td> H </td><td> E </td></tr>
<tr> <td> BOS (1-1) </td> <td> 3 </td> <td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 2 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 7 </td><td> 8 </td><td> 3 </td></tr>
<tr> <td> KC (1-1) </td> <td> 0 </td> <td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 0 </td><td> 1 </td><td> 3 </td><td> 0 </td></tr>
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Win, (1-0) Josh Beckett 5IP 1R 1ER 4BB 5K
Hold, (1) Javier Lopez 0.2IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
Hold, (1) Kyle Snyder 1.1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 0K
J.C. Romero 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K
Joel Pineiro 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 2K

VS.

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Loss, (0-1) Odalis Pérez 5.1IP 4R 4ER 3BB 3K
Joakim Soria 0.2IP 0R 0ER 1BB 0K
Major League Debut
Todd Wellemeyer 1IP 2R 2ER 3BB 0K
Ryan Braun 1IP 1R 1ER 1BB 2K
Jimmy Gobble 1IP 0R 0ER 0BB 1K

Starting Lineups

BOS

1. Julio Lugo, SS
2. Kevin Youkilis, 1B
3. David Ortiz, DH
4. Manny Ramirez, LF
4. Wily Mo Pena, LF
5. J.D. Drew, RF
6. Mike Lowell, 3B
7. Jason Varitek, C
8. Coco Crisp, CF
9. Dustin Pedroia, 2B

KC

1. David DeJesus, CF
2. Mark Grudzialanek, 2B
3. Mark Teahen, RF
4. Mike Sweeney, DH
5. Alex Gordon, 3B
6. Emil Brown, LF
7. Ross Gload, 1B
8. Jason LaRue, C
9. Tony Peña Jr, SS

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Don't wake me up from Monday's dream gentlemen.

[Jenson71]

Nosotros creemos!

[Eleazar]

Hard to like this pitching matchup but it was hard to like Monday's too. Hopefully our boys can get it done again.

[MichaelH]

Go BOSOX!

[RealSNR]

Is the Sox's CF a ****ing joke? Coco Crisp? You've got to be shitting me ROFL

[HemiEd]

WTF doesn't a mod move this to Royals lounge, you moved Nzoners flag thread to DC!

[SnakeXJones]

Is the Sox's CF a ****ing joke? Coco Crisp? You've got to be shitting me ROFL

I don't see nothing wrong with him, He has a decent bat and solid D.

[alnorth]

Top 1st

Lugo grounds out to third
Youkilis flies out to right
Ortiz walks
Ramirez singles to left, Ortiz to second
Drew doubles to right, Ramirez to third, Ortiz scores
Lowell doubles to left, Drew and Ramirez scores
Varitek flies out to center

3 runs, 3 hits

Bottom 1st

DeJesus walks
Grudzielanek grounds into a 5-4-3 double play, DeJesus out at second
Teahen doubles to left
Sweeney flies out to right

0 runs, 1 hit

[Thig Lyfe]

Dotel is on the 15 day DL... drat.

[Thig Lyfe]

WTF doesn't a mod move this to Royals lounge, you moved Nzoners flag thread to DC!

The Royals lounge is no more.

[Eleazar]

Dotel is on the 15 day DL... drat.

Retroactive, which I think would just give him a week's rest.

[Thig Lyfe]

Starting with another strike...

I didn't realize Manny was 0-4 on Monday.

[Thig Lyfe]

Nice play by Gload. Why isn't he in LF tonight?

[Mecca]

Is the Sox's CF a ****ing joke? Coco Crisp? You've got to be shitting me ROFL

He's better than you think he is.......atleast he has range for CF, DeJesus is very borderline out there.

[Mecca]

This umpire isn't giving the low strike that isn't good for the Royals chances.

[Thig Lyfe]

Gawddammit. That was about to be a really nice inning.

[Mecca]

This one is gonna be ugly, he's not giving the low strike, we'll see if that keeps up for Beckett. Having to pitch high favors a hard thrower like Beckett obviously not to mention Bostons lineup.

[RealSNR]

He's better than you think he is.......atleast he has range for CF, DeJesus is very borderline out there.Did it not strike you as funny that his name is Coco Crisp?

[Mecca]

His name's actually Covelli, Coco's his nickname.

The Royals are in getting pounded mode today...

[Demonpenz]

Thats baseball. High one day and shit the next. You have to be on an even keel because the the whole year is so long. Pisses me off I took the night off to watch and they play like dog shit. Perez better get through 5 even if it means giving up 6 save the bb

[siberian khatru]

Dammit, first-pitch strikes to the first 3 hitters, two quick outs, then the roof caves in.

[Thig Lyfe]

...can Meche pitch every day?

[Demonpenz]

use that huge ball park

[Demonpenz]

i am taking the family to see are we done yet tomorrow it looks funny

[Demonpenz]

Need alot of atbats like that the entire year dejesus

[Coach]

Damn DP.

[Demonpenz]

when is manny going to stop playing left?

[Coach]

If it wasn't for that damned DP, it might had been 3-1 on Teahen's double.

[Demonpenz]

if you swing on 3-0 you better get a pitch you can handle

[Coach]

when is manny going to stop playing left?

When he checks himself into a mental institute facility.

[siberian khatru]

Fuggin Sweeney pops up a 3-0 pitch.

[alnorth]

Top 2nd

Crisp strikes out (looking)
Pedroia flies out to right
Lugo grounds out to third

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 2nd

Gordon strikes out (looking)
Brown pops out to second
Gload walks
LaRue flies out to left

0 runs, 0 hits

[Coach]

I wonder if there was people booing off Sweeney.

[Mecca]

Ramirez plays the field because Ortiz is an even worse fielder than him.

[Demonpenz]

at some point manny is going to have to stop playing the field he costs his team too much especially on the road. It is masked at fenway, but sweetness he sucks in the field.

[siberian khatru]

Nice play, Mark. Welcome to the OF.

[Mecca]

at some point manny is going to have to stop playing the field he costs his team too much especially on the road. It is masked at fenway, but sweetness he sucks in the field.

He makes up for it with his bat.

[siberian khatru]

Well, that was a much better inning.

[Demonpenz]

on that 3-0 pitch sweeney swang at i might have had becket throw 2 more pitches the faster we get into the pen the better

[Demonpenz]

He makes up for it with his bat.


At home he does but on the road it is a wash

[siberian khatru]

Gordon sucks.

[Demonpenz]

Gordon sucks.



He is struggling this year but give the guy time he is a rookie. Keeps this up I could see him sent down though.

[Mr. Laz]

Gordon sucks.
it's his 2nd major league game



quite the leap to suckage

[Mecca]

Not exactly facing slouch pitchers against this team......

[Demonpenz]

beckett in this kind of weather is a tough challange.

[Coach]

Come on Royals. Make Beckett throw alot of pitches....

[siberian khatru]

Manny was supposed to drop that.

[siberian khatru]

it's his 2nd major league game



quite the leap to suckage

Yeah, because I was obviously 100% serious.

[alnorth]

Top 3rd

Youkilis grounds out to second
Ortiz flies out to center
Ramirez strikes out (looking)

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 3rd

Peña Jr flies out to center
DeJesus reaches on an Error by 3B
Grudzielanek reaches, DeJesus to second on an Error by 3B
Teahen strikes out (looking)
Sweeney flies out to right

0 runs, 0 hits, 2 errors

[Mr. Laz]

Yeah, because I was obviously 100% serious.
my sarcas-o-meter is not what it once was

[Demonpenz]

hare today gone tomorrow

[siberian khatru]

my sarcas-o-meter is not what it once was

It's the offseason. You get a pass.

[Demonpenz]

wow the buck o'neal seat goes to someone who does great things. Some lady gave someone she doesn't know her kidney. I won't even give my neighbor any nachos

[Mr. Laz]

man, sure that home ump screams balls and strikes loudly enough?

[Demonpenz]

I remember i came home for pizza and my gf was eating the toppings off it i told her not too and she locked herself in the closet for an hour crying

[Coach]

man, sure that home ump screams balls and strikes loudly enough?

BALL!

SEEEEEERIKE!

:p

[Mr. Laz]

2 men on and the ball hasn't left the infield


gotta make them pay for it

[Mr. Laz]

BALL!

SEEEEEERIKE!

:p
for real

LMAO

[Coach]

Come on Teahen!

[Mr. Laz]

3 balls ... no strikes


c'mon Teahan

[Mr. Laz]

dam ... he missed

[Mr. Laz]

missed again

:banghead:

[Mr. Laz]

dammit ...... struck out looking


looked low to me



c'mon sweeney

[Mecca]

Boy way to go Teahen, he looked completely overmatched when Beckett looked like he just say you know what **** this guy.

[Mr. Laz]

that first ball looked like it was in the same place as the 2nd strike on Teahan

[Demonpenz]

beckett is a horse. You have to guess the 4 seemer

[Mr. Laz]

dammit ....... sweeney didn't have enough sack to get that into the gap.

[alnorth]

Top 4th

Drew strikes out (swinging)
Lowell fouls out to first
Varitek singles to left
Crisp grounds into a 5-4 fielder's choice, Varitek out at second

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 4th

Gordon strikes out (swinging)
Brown walks
Gload doubles to left, Brown to third
LaRue sacrifices (fly) to left, Brown scores
Peña Jr strikes out (looking)

1 run, 1 hit

[MichaelH]

beckett is a horse. You have to guess the 4 seemer


He's throwing the heat tonight. Good luck guys.

[JBucc]

Teahan sucks. BTW, in my MVP franchise, I got to the WS in my third year. Lost to the Cubbies in six. (That's right, Royals vs. Cubs in the WS) Gordon was league MVP for two straight years and I had to let him go because I couldn't afford him. He then won WS MVP for the White Sox.

[Demonpenz]

Best strikeout to walk ratio was charlie liebrant

[VonneMarie]

C'mon boys

[keg in kc]

If Teahen sucks, we're screwed, because he's the best player on the team right now.

Anywho, this one's over. Our chance to get back in it was last half inning. Opportunity like that won't happen again.

[Tactical Funky]

Perez is clamping down after a bad first inning.

Now, if we can get some offense going...

[Eleazar]

Boy, we've got some good rips when we needed them from LaRue and Sweeney, they are just falling into gloves and not grass. Could easily be 4 runs for us right now instead of 0.

[VonneMarie]

Send Gordon back to Omaha!

[Mecca]

Alex Gordon isn't off to a good start....

[siberian khatru]

OK, this time I'm serious: Gordon sucks. :p

[Silock]

Okay, I missed the first 2.5 innings. How did they get 3 runs? :(

[alnorth]

Okay, I missed the first 2.5 innings. How did they get 3 runs? :(

Read my post on the first page

[keg in kc]

Okay, I missed the first 2.5 innings. How did they get 3 runs? :(Perez got the first two batters out in 6 piches, then proceed to walk one and give up several hits in a row. Hasn't given up anything since, but it's going to be enough to give us a loss.

[Eleazar]

second and third with 1 out - good baserunning by Brown there.

[Demonpenz]

Okay, I missed the first 2.5 innings. How did they get 3 runs? :(


3 runs touched homeplate

[Thig Lyfe]

Whether they take advantage of this situation or not will tell us if this team is any good.

Men at 2nd and 3rd, one out.

[Mecca]

Of course the 2 shitty hitters come up in this spot...

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon now

2nd straight inning with 2 on and 1 out

[Eleazar]

Perez got the first two batters out in 6 piches, then proceed to walk one and give up several hits in a row. Hasn't given up anything since, but it's going to be enough to give us a loss.

It's not like we aren't getting chances, we just haven't finished them. Beckett's not keeping everyone off the basepath tonight. This game is very winnable.

[VonneMarie]

3 runs touched homeplate
That made me giggle.

[keg in kc]

LMAO, Ramirez didn't even give a f*ck about getting that ball back in.

[Silock]

3 runs touched homeplate

I knew someone would be a smartass :) Glad you guys aren't letting me down!

[Mr. Laz]

Of course the 2 shitty hitters come up in this spot...
did better than our big bats already


sac fly

3-1

[Eleazar]

There's 1 run. A hit could bring another in, they don't have the greatest arms out there.

[Mecca]

Beckett gets in trouble then he just rears back and goes "**** you" and throws it right by our guys. Ask Mark Teahen....

[Silock]

Perez got the first two batters out in 6 piches, then proceed to walk one and give up several hits in a row. Hasn't given up anything since, but it's going to be enough to give us a loss.

:cuss: , Carl!

Thanks for the synopsis!

[Eleazar]

LMAO, Ramirez didn't even give a f*ck about getting that ball back in.

He's not going to throw a lot of people out anyway.

[VonneMarie]

LMAO, Ramirez didn't even give a f*ck about getting that ball back in.
He did that Monday also.

[keg in kc]

It's not like we aren't getting chances, we just haven't finished them. Beckett's not keeping everyone off the basepath tonight. This game is very winnable.Oh, I figure if we can keep getting 2 on every inning, we might get 3 runs by the 9th. It's not impossible.

[Demonpenz]

in manny's defence i am not sure rocky calivito would have throw brown out

[Silock]

Man, Beckett has a rocket arm! 96-97 mph on a cold night like tonight? I wish we had that.

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon Pena ...... single that puppy back up the middle to cap this inning off with the 2nd run.

[VonneMarie]

TPJ, we could really use one of those 3 baggers right about now.

[Eleazar]

Pena looks like he's got a good eye so far. Real quality AB here, pushing the count full from 0-2

[keg in kc]

He's not going to throw a lot of people out anyway.I know, it's just funny to watch him in left. He doesn't give a shit, on any play. Although he's nowhere near Jose Canseco ineptitude.

[Eleazar]

Tough call

[Mr. Laz]

:sulk:

[Demonpenz]

what the hell do you think you are going to get 3-2 and you aren't a strong hitter. Gear up for the fast ball duechestring

[Thig Lyfe]

Fugg.

[Mecca]

Man, Beckett has a rocket arm! 96-97 mph on a cold night like tonight? I wish we had that.

That's why he makes the big bucks........and isn't on Florida anymore.

[alnorth]

Top 5th

Pedroia grounds out to third
Lugo walks
Youkilis grounds into a 6-4-3 double play, Lugo out at second

0 runs, 0 hits

Bottom 5th

DeJesus strikes out (swinging)
Grudzielanek grounds out to second
Teahen walks
Sweeney pops out to second

0 runs, 0 hits

[Mecca]

what the hell do you think you are going to get 3-2 and you aren't a strong hitter. Gear up for the fast ball duechestring

Anytime Beckett has gotten in any key spot he's just reared back and fired it up there. All the Royals hitters should be aware of this, or they are and can't hit it.....

[keg in kc]

He's throwing legit 95+ plus, too, and not getting a boost from the gun on the random high pitch. He's hit 97 on balls at the knees. That's some hard shit...

[tk13]

Beckett's up to 80 pitches after 4. We've definitely made their starters work.

[Mr. Laz]

Perez better be on the rest of the night ... another couple of runs and we might be in real trouble.

[Eleazar]

We need to get into their bullpen ASAP.

Working counts like Pena did will help, but it takes innings for that to add up.

[Mr. Laz]

Gordon looks pretty solid in the field thus far


still think that error in game was 1 was on shealy.

[alnorth]

80 pitches for Beckett. We should see the Boston bullpen soon

[Mr. Laz]

We need to get into their bullpen ASAP.

Working counts like Pena did will help, but it takes innings for that to add up.
another long inning and he'll be over 100 and be gone


i doubt the Soxs want to start their pitchers with over 100 this early in the season.

[Thig Lyfe]

Time for a DP.

TPJ to Gruds to Gload.

[keg in kc]

My guess is that Gordon will get that first hit and then go on a tear.

[Jenson71]

Perez might get over 80 pitches during this inning, as well. At 75 now.

[siberian khatru]

Oooh, yeah, bring Soria in. I really want to see him.

[Mecca]

Perez is struggling....

[Eleazar]

My guess is that Gordon will get that first hit and then go on a tear.

Shows you the difference between pitching at the two levels... he'll adjust, but it's got to be a huge change.

[Mr. Laz]

c'mon Perez ....... we don't need this shit

[Mecca]

Perez gets out of it........he was really struggling before the DP.

[Mr. Laz]

Time for a DP.

TPJ to Gruds to Gload.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand done


:)

[Eleazar]

Nice! Good job getting out of that jam Perez.

[Thig Lyfe]

Time for a DP.

TPJ to Gruds to Gload.

WHO CALLED IT?

[Tactical Funky]

Good double play to end the inning.

Now, LET'S GET SOME DAMN RUNS!

[Mr. Laz]

Perez gets out of it........he was really struggling before the DP.
so let me guess ... you're a Yankee fan

[VonneMarie]

WHO CALLED IT?
Quick! Call a grand slam!!!!

[Mecca]

so let me guess ... you're a Yankee fan

LOL no.........just because I like USC doesn't mean I don't like the teams here in other sports.....

[Eleazar]

Let's get one here, make it a one run game.

[Silock]

Let's get one here, make it a one run game.


That would be nice.

:cuss: we SUCK >.<

[Mecca]

Beckett is basically overmatching our hitters.

[Tactical Funky]

Beckett's throwing quite well tonight...

[Mr. Laz]

i'd settle for a 1 run homer right now Mr. Teahen

[keg in kc]

The only chance we have is to get Beckett out of the game.

[Tactical Funky]

C'mon Sweeney!

[Mr. Laz]

dam punk in a red sox's jersey sitting right behind home plate.


hope he gags on a hot dog

[Mecca]

Sweeney blows and keeps hacking at bad pitches.

[Tactical Funky]

Damn, took a high pitch on a cut swing....

[keg in kc]

Well, a game and a half in, and I'm sick of Sweeney already.

[Mr. Laz]

dammit Sweeney ...... you big, fat, broken down vagina.

[alnorth]

Top 6th

Ortiz flies out to left
Ramirez walks
Drew singles to right, Ramirez to second

Joakim Soria relieves Pérez

Lowell walks, Drew to second, Ramirez to third
Varitek sacrifices (fly) to right, Drew to third, Ramirez scores
Crisp fouls out to catcher

1 run, 1 hit

Bottom 6th

Javier Lopez relieves Beckett

Gordon grounds out to pitcher
Brown grounds out to third
Gload singles to center

Kyle Snyder relieves Lopez

LaRue flies out to right

0 runs, 1 hit

[Tactical Funky]

Second game of the season, guys...

Have a lil' patience; besides, Beckett is throwing very well.

[VonneMarie]

dammit Sweeney ...... you big, fat, broken down vagina.
ROFL

[tk13]

Even though he's dominated, we've made Beckett throw 94 pitches after 5 innings. We'll get into the bullpen here soon.

[Demonpenz]

put in kyle snyers!

[Mecca]

If they bring in Kyle Snyder I'll laugh hard....

[Mr. Laz]

Even though he's dominated, we've made Beckett throw 94 pitches after 5 innings. We'll get into the bullpen here soon.
guys up in the pen ......... beckett prolly won't be back. :)

[keg in kc]

Jesus, that's power, on a half-ass swing on a cold night.

God I hope Perez doesn't get lit up now.

[keg in kc]

I'll take a walk and a double play over a 3-1 homer I think.

[Mr. Laz]

Jesus, that's power, on a half-ass swing on a cold night.

God I hope Perez doesn't get lit up now.
Royal karma says that we give up 4 runs this inning so we lose 7-1


:banghead:

[Mecca]

They better take Perez out........he's got nothin.

[keg in kc]

Royal karma says that we give up 4 runs this inning so we lose 7-1


:banghead:Oh no, Royals karma says we give up 2 and lose 5-4 in the 9th...

[siberian khatru]

It's Soria time!

[keg in kc]

Now the fun begins.

All in all not a terrible night for Perez. Into the 6th, 3 runs allowed. I thought for sure in the first we were getting blown out.

[Mr. Laz]

They better take Perez out........he's got nothin.
he's gone


but our bullpen is as shaky as a whore taking crack for blowjobs on prom night.

[VonneMarie]

he's gone


but our bullpen is as shaky as a whore taking crack for blowjobs on prom night.
LMAO

[keg in kc]

Who was the Royals pitcher on his debut who threw like 15 balls in a row a couple years back?

Let's hope we never see that again...

[Mr. Laz]

didn't break his wrists ... but clear the plate imo


strike

[keg in kc]

Got burned on that one. He swung.

[tk13]

Who was the Royals pitcher on his debut who threw like 15 balls in a row a couple years back?

Let's hope we never see that again...
Miguel Asencio.

[beavis]

Who was the Royals pitcher on his debut who threw like 15 balls in a row a couple years back?
You're going to need to be more specific.

[Mecca]

Got hosed on that call.........oh well it's expected against Boston with a rookie pitcher.

[alnorth]

Who was the Royals pitcher on his debut who threw like 15 balls in a row a couple years back?

Let's hope we never see that again...

16 balls. 4 4-pitch walks, then relieved

[keg in kc]

Here we go. This is gonna be real ugly.

[Mr. Laz]

walk to load the bases :deevee:

[Eleazar]

Come on Soria, we could use a double play ball here...

[VonneMarie]

Oh Lordy...

[Eleazar]

he's cursed by Jeremy Affeldt's number...

[Mr. Laz]

LMAO
dam ... you must be drinking tonight, you're laughing at my schtick


:D

[Coach]

he's cursed by Jeremy Affeldt's number...

That number needs to be burned, immediately.

[Mr. Laz]

Soria has good movement


can he control it?

[keg in kc]

I have to ask myself why I'm still watching when I've known for nearly 2 hours this game's over.

[Mr. Laz]

4-1

sac fly


please let Beckett be gone :grovel:

[VonneMarie]

Double play here, please.

[Mr. Laz]

Double play here, please.
2 outs ........


just need an out

[Coach]

Get a goddamned out! :cuss:

[Thig Lyfe]

:(

[keg in kc]

please let Beckett be gone :grovel:Hey, look, everybody! Laz is in his favorite position...

...on his knees. :fire:

[VonneMarie]

Nevermind game over. :shake:

[Mr. Laz]

full count ........ c'mon dammit


just need 1 more strike

[VonneMarie]

Hey, look, everybody! Laz is in his favorite position...

...on his knees. :fire:
Laz, now that's funny. LMAO

[Coach]

Jesus, it sounds like he can't find a damn control.

[Tactical Funky]

Soria only gave up one run after coming in to clean up Perez's mess...

I'll take it.

[Coach]

Finally.

Damn. Comon offense, get some f**king runs!

[keg in kc]

Miracle we got out of that with only one run allowed.

Well, after that first inning, Perez only giving up 1 more is pretty solid recovery. I think we'd take 3-4 runs allowed through 6 or 7 innings all year long.

[Mr. Laz]

Hey, look, everybody! Laz is in his favorite position...

...on his knees. :fire:
hehe :)


and yours....

[VonneMarie]

Is Beckett out?

[keg in kc]

Time for Gordon's first baseknock.

[Tactical Funky]

Yes, Javier Lopez is in.

[Mr. Laz]

dam ....... 2 outs



we teh suxors

[keg in kc]

hehe :)


and yours....Is it a bad sign when the stick figure has a bigger...stick than the person it represents? :sulk:

Sigh.

[VonneMarie]

I hate Bawhston

[Demonpenz]

that stick figure must have the flu or something it is taking him forever to cum

[Tactical Funky]

Yeah, we suck because it's the second game of the season and Boston is pitching well...

Have faith! The Royals aren't going to improve overnight.

[Mr. Laz]

a base hit! PBJ PBJ

[keg in kc]

Holy shit, a hit!

Time for another strikeout.

[Thig Lyfe]

Baaaaase hit!

Let's get a rally going!

[Coach]

I think I know how the ending may go. Bases loaded, 2 outs, Mike Weeney on the plate, and strikes out, choking the game away.

Ugh.... :shake:

[keg in kc]

lmao Kyle Snyder

[VonneMarie]

Guys talking about guy parts. Yeah... that's my cue to leave.

[siberian khatru]

If Kyle Snyder is in, there's always hope.

[Mr. Laz]

Guys talking about guy parts. Yeah... that's my cue to leave.
but honey ......

[Thig Lyfe]

Well, they're not getting totally shelled out there.

This is still a better team than last year. If they can pull of the comeback then it's a way better team than last year.

[VonneMarie]

SNYDER!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Thig Lyfe]

W-w-wait... Kyle Snyder?!?

I'm feeling better about this game already.

[Eleazar]

It's Kyle Snyder! We're saved!

[VonneMarie]

That hurt. :(

[keg in kc]

You know you're doomed when you can't hit Kyle Snyder.

This one's ovah.

[Coach]

Booo!

You can't do a darn on KYLE SNYDER? Pussies! Pussies!

[alnorth]

Top 7th

Todd Wellemeyer relieves Soria

Pedroia walks
Lugo sacrifices (bunt) to first 3-4, Pedroia to second
Youkilis homers to left, Pedroia scores
Ortiz walks
Ramirez walks, Ortiz to second
Drew flies out to right, Ortiz to third
Lowell flies out to left

2 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 7th

Peña Jr lines out to third
DeJesus grounds out to shortstop
Grudzielanek grounds out to shortstop

0 runs, 0 hits

[Eleazar]

Man, why couldn't they put that Japanese guy from yesterday in. We could have used a catcher HR.

[keg in kc]

We should start a pool on how many more runs the bullpen will give up.

I'll go with 7.

[VonneMarie]

Hey Wellmeyer, FIND THE STRIKE ZONE!

[Coach]

Sonofabitch! :cuss:

Quit walking people!

[Mr. Laz]

wellemeyer

well-e-sucks

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

The good news is that the Cardinals are about to start the season 0-3. They're down 10-0 to the Mets. Cards have one hit. Beltran has homered twice. Ambiorix Burgos looks to be coming in for the Mets. I'm sure he'll kick ass now that he's wearing their uniform.

[Eleazar]

We could really use a fireman out there.

[Coach]

****.

[VonneMarie]

Base hit right here. 5-1 Bawhston

Watch.

[Thig Lyfe]

Well, hell.

[Mr. Laz]

We should start a pool on how many more runs the bullpen will give up.

I'll go with 7.
Royal karma says that we give up 4 runs this inning so we lose 7-1

:banghead:

[keg in kc]

The good news is that the Cardinals are about to start the season 0-3. They're down 10-0 to the Mets. Cards have one hit. Beltran has homered twice. Ambiorix Burgos looks to be coming in for the Mets. I'm sure he'll kick ass now that he's wearing their uniform.In a perfect world, we come back to win 7-6, and Burgos gives up 9 runs, but the Mets win 10-9.

Well, I think I'm going to do something more productive. No point in wasting more time on this game.

[Eleazar]

Damnit Dayton! :cuss:

[SPchief]

Base hit right here. 5-1 Bawhston

Watch.


Close.

[Eleazar]

argh... get this clown out of there

[Mr. Laz]

Base hit right here. 5-1 Bawhston

Watch.
nope

[Tactical Funky]

Wellemeyer is way too wild out there...

C'mon!

[Demonpenz]

the game was over when we scored 0 on those 2 errors on duechebag

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Burgos blows away Molina.

[VonneMarie]

Well, fook.

[keg in kc]

the game was over when we scored 0 on those 2 errors on duechebagYes it was.

[Coach]

the game was over when we scored 0 on those 2 errors on duechebag

I agree. Squandered oppiturnites, that's a big no-no.

[SPchief]

On the bright side, we still have a better record than the Tards.

[keg in kc]

I smell another homer.

[VonneMarie]

Well atleast the Tards are getting PWN3D. Great way to open the season and defend your title, DOUCHEBAGS.

[Demonpenz]

i am glad they kind of went with the old school jerseys i hate the grey and all blue and all that horse shit keep it simple

[keg in kc]

I haven't picked up a baseball in 15 years. I think I could be as effective as what I'm seeing right now.

[Coach]

Is that joker still on the ****ing mound? :shake:

[VonneMarie]

Fuk this shyt.

[SPchief]

Holy shit he got somebody out

[VonneMarie]

LOL @ the Tards being one hit.

[Demonpenz]

that ball drew hit would have been out on most days

[Coach]

Wellemeyer dodged a big goddamn bullet there.... :shake:

[keg in kc]

If it wasn't 30 degrees, I think my 11 run prediction would've come true.

[Mr. Laz]

Well atleast the Tards are getting PWN3D. Great way to open the season and defend your title, DOUCHEBAGS.


:clap: