Greatest Bald Actor Of All Times

[FAX]

Yul Brynner. With little more than a bottle of scalp polish and a hotel towel, he paved the way for generations of hairless leading men.

Just watching him get his tail kicked by Charlton Heston (whose real name was John Carter, by the way) in the 10 Commandments and it occured to me that follically-challenged performers the world over owe him a big, shiny debt of gratitude.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[milkman]

Elmer Fudd.

[TinyEvel]

TinyE

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[CoMoChief]

Larry David lol

[Joie]

Demi Moore in GI Jane.....just kidding

[Kerberos]

Pound for Pound I would have to say Marlon Brando in his later years.

Damon Wayans would have to be considered in the top 10 of comedy actors.

And the dude that played Capt Pickard on STtheNG

[Hammock Parties]

I end this thread...NOW:
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5076/patrickstewartyx8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[2112]

Curly Howard

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[Eleazar]

I end this thread...NOW:
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5076/patrickstewartyx8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That's who I thought of... he's a great actor.

[FAX]

Mr. Cochise!

You're back!

FAX

[SLAG]

Ben Kingsly

[Deberg_1990]

Bruce Willis......end of discussion...

[TinyEvel]

I end this thread...NOW:



Due, you already have the Star Wars stigma, you gonna add the NexGen stereotype as well?

Should I look for you at ComicCon?

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[Hammock Parties]

Due, you already have the Star Wars stigma, you gonna add the NexGen stereotype as well?


I was a trekkie before I knew what a lightsaber was.

[Joie]

I was a trekkie before I knew what a lightsaber was.
For some reason (probably Hollywood) I always thought one was either a Trekkie or a Star Wars geek but never both.

[2112]

I end this thread...NOW:
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5076/patrickstewartyx8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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[2112]

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[2112]

William Shatner is and was bald GoChiefs! rochambeau

[Bugeater]

Who loves ya, baby?

http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/8/81/Kojak.jpg/200px-Kojak.jpg

[SLAG]

Also

http://www.tlntv.com/sopranos/cast/castimgs/JuniorSoprano-.jpg

[BWillie]

The guy that places Lex Luthor on Smallville is a pretty good actor, even though he's not too well known. Michael Rosenbaum I think is his name. He's been bald for like 7 years, and he actually can grow a full head of hair. U have to feel for the guy

[007]

The guy that places Lex Luthor on Smallville is a pretty good actor, even though he's not too well known. Michael Rosenbaum I think is his name. He's been bald for like 7 years, and he actually can grow a full head of hair. U have to feel for the guy
He does play the Lex character extremely well.

[Joie]

What about Peter Boyle? He played Frank on Everybody Loves Raymond.


Or Jason Alexander from Seinfeld. He made bald funny.

[Bob Dole]

Ted Danson.

[luv]

Who loves ya, baby?

http://z.about.com/f/wiki/e/en/thumb/8/81/Kojak.jpg/200px-Kojak.jpg
That's who I was thinking of.

[Mecca]

Vince McMahon

[2112]

Vince McMahon
HAHA! You're right!

He's the greatest at getting a stunner or a rock bottom! LMAO

[Joie]

Who's the guy that did the donkey show on Clerks 2? He was pretty good.

[Hammock Parties]

William Shatner is and was bald GoChiefs! rochambeau

And also a horrible actor...

[luv]

I don't know that he's the greatest, but he's definitely the HAWTEST!


http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/04/05/vin-diesel.jpg

[Joie]

I don't know that he's the greatest, but he's definitely the HAWTEST!


http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/04/05/vin-diesel.jpg
Mmmmmm.......

[Fire Me Boy!]

No love for Sean Connery? He wears a hairpiece most of the time, but he's really bald.

[Mecca]

The thread went to pure suck with Vin Diesel.

[Hammock Parties]

No love for Sean Connery? He wears a hairpiece most of the time, but he's really bald.

Whoa, really? How long has he been bald?

[Fire Me Boy!]

I don't know that he's the greatest, but he's definitely the HAWTEST!


http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/04/05/vin-diesel.jpg
If you ever want proof that Vin Diesel can actually act, watch Find Me Guilty. It's a very good movie.

[Joie]

The thread went to pure suck with Vin Diesel.
Shhh...you're ruining the fantasies.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Whoa, really? How long has he been bald?
Forever. Well, he didn't wear a hairpiece in Indiana Jones... his hair in Hunt For Red October (1990) was fake.

[Mecca]

Shhh...you're ruining the fantasies.

It would be fun watching him look at himself in the mirror eh?

[Hammock Parties]

Have I mentioned Fire Me Boy's insane knowledge of movie trivia impresses me?

[stevieray]

Gene Hackman
Robert Duvall
Anthony Hopkins

[stevieray]

Bob Hope/Comedy

[TinyEvel]

Hey, what about that bald dude from Benny Hill?
I think his name was Jackie?

He sure got slapped around in the head a lot. Though, give me a half-dozen hot women in Go-Go boots and you could make my head bleed for all I care. :thumb:

[FAX]

Forever. Well, he didn't wear a hairpiece in Indiana Jones... his hair in Hunt For Red October (1990) was fake.

He had extensions in Zardoz. Perhaps the first man in history ever to wear them.

A good choice there, Mr. Fire Me Boy!

FAX

[kstater]

Gene Hackman
Robert Duvall
Anthony Hopkins


Yup, Gene Hackman.

[FAX]

Bob Hope/Comedy

Was Hope really bald, Mr. stevieray?

I'm drawing a blank on him.

FAX

[stevieray]

Was Hope really bald, Mr. stevieray?

I'm drawing a blank on him.

FAX

not completely..I was just taking the opportunity to mention his name.

[FAX]

not completely..I was just taking the opportunity to mention his name.

ROFL

Fair enough. We'll call him bald for the purpose of this thread, anyway.

By the way, happy birthday, Mr. stevieray. I failed to post on your birthday thread, so belated greetings to you.

FAX

[stevieray]

ROFL

Fair enough. We'll call him bald for the purpose of this thread, anyway.

By the way, happy birthday, Mr. stevieray. I failed to post on your birthday thread, so belated greetings to you.

FAX

thanks man...i'm digging it...though my eleven year old finds great humor in proclaiming that I'm over the hill every chance she gets.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Have I mentioned Fire Me Boy's insane knowledge of movie trivia impresses me?
That makes me happy! PBJ

Seriously... I get happy when people think I'm a freak for my movie trivia. Wanna talk freakish? Me and my college roommate (best friend since 5th grade/best man at my wedding) made up games for our obsession (he's as bad as I am) because all the movie trivia board games sucked so hard.

[TinyEvel]

That makes me happy! PBJ

Seriously... I get happy when people think I'm a freak for my movie trivia. Wanna talk freakish? Me and my college roommate (best friend since 5th grade/best man at my wedding) made up games for our obsession (he's as bad as I am) because all the movie trivia board games sucked so hard.

Wait, are you the dude who knew every word to the Revenge Of The Nerds talent show rap a year ago?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Wait, are you the dude who knew every word to the Revenge Of The Nerds talent show rap a year ago?
Ummm.... no. Sorry.
But if you wanna see it, here ya go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

[TinyEvel]

Ummm.... no. Sorry.
But if you wanna see it, here ya go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

Nice edit of your post!

So, bad comedies don't qualify in your trivia game?

[Hammock Parties]

That makes me happy! PBJ

Seriously... I get happy when people think I'm a freak for my movie trivia. Wanna talk freakish? Me and my college roommate (best friend since 5th grade/best man at my wedding) made up games for our obsession (he's as bad as I am) because all the movie trivia board games sucked so hard.

Dude...my cousin and I used to pass hours by asking each other nerdy trivia questions from SW and ST.... :shake:

[Bob Dole]

Mister Magoo.

[Halfcan]

Bruce Willis

[TinyEvel]

Ummm.... no. Sorry.
But if you wanna see it, here ya go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM


TRIVIA QUESTION:

Name the character(s) from the film, and the pop stars they were representing (copying) in the act. (5 possible points)

Winner gets $5 mailed to him/her.

[Bob Dole]

Elmer Fudd.

[FAX]

Elmer Fudd.

I think Foghorn Leghorn wore a rug.

FAX

[milkman]

Elmer Fudd.

See the first response.

[DaneMcCloud]

How can this thread go 5 pages without this man?

[milkman]

How can this thread go 5 pages without this man?

It's still on the first page for me.

[Bob Dole]

TRIVIA QUESTION:

Name the character(s) from the film, and the pop stars they were representing (copying) in the act. (5 possible points)

Winner gets $5 mailed to him/her.

Um... There the obvious Devo guys, and what looks like one of the Village People, and Elvis...

[blueballs]

I never really notice if an actor is bald
I just see another male actor hair or not

[FAX]

I never really notice if an actor is bald
I just see another male actor hair or not

Considering the condition of your balls, you probably have difficulty noticing the movie at all.

FAX

[|Zach|]

John Malcovick (sp?)

[FAX]

Good call there, Mr. |Zach| (sp?).

Definitely good, definitely bald. Also, definitely a little wacky.

FAX

[blueballs]

I have noticed Connery is shinny on top

[TinyEvel]

So Far, Mr. Bob Dole is runig away with the EASY prize of five bucks with only 2 1/2 points....

[FAX]

So Far, Mr. Bob Dole is runig away with the EASY prize of five bucks with only 2 1/2 points....

No kidding.

Mr. Magoo and Elmer Fudd?

FAX

[TinyEvel]

No kidding.

Mr. Magoo and Elmer Fudd?

FAX


No, from the earlier post...

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
TRIVIA QUESTION:

Name the character(s) from the film (Revenge of the Nerds talent show scene), and the pop stars they were representing (copying) in the act. (5 possible points)

Winner gets $5 mailed to him/her.

[FAX]

No, from the earlier post...

Originally Posted by TinyEvel
TRIVIA QUESTION:

Name the character(s) from the film (Revenge of the Nerds talent show scene), and the pop stars they were representing (copying) in the act. (5 possible points)

Winner gets $5 mailed to him/her.

Ah. Thanks, Mr. TinyEvel. I missed that entire exchange.

Please ignore my foolish mistake and pretend none of this ever happened.

FAX

[blueballs]

Mini me

[milkman]

No kidding.

Mr. Magoo and Elmer Fudd?

FAX

I said Elmer Fudd first, damnit!!!! :cuss:

[FAX]

Yeah ... I can't believe he took credit for that, Mr. milkman.

Shameless.

FAX

[boogblaster]

Yul and Elmer are my picks .....

[Bob Dole]

So Far, Mr. Bob Dole is runig away with the EASY prize of five bucks with only 2 1/2 points....

Bob Dole wasn't sure whether you were asking for the actor's names, or character names like Booger and Poindexter.

And after actually watching the clip, there's also the Michael Jackson character (with the white kid playing the role of Alfonso Ribeiro from the Pepsi commercial). Bob Dole can't seem to recall who played an electric violin back in the 1980's (with the exception of the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack).

Is there bonus points for recognizing that Robert Carradine is "playing" a CoCo?

[Bob Dole]

Yeah ... I can't believe he took credit for that, Mr. milkman.

Shameless.

FAX

We're supposed to read the thread before we post?

****.

[luv]

We're supposed to read the thread before we post?

****.
Make sure to skip over Vin Diesel. It's a sore spot for Fax.

[Miles]

He had extensions in Zardoz. Perhaps the first man in history ever to wear them.


I think he was also the fist man in history to wear that ridiculous red thing.

[FAX]

Make sure to skip over Vin Diesel. It's a sore spot for Fax.

I apologize for overreacting, Ms. luv, and posting that as my main gear grinder. VD is sort of a pet peeve.

Except that I wouldn't have him as a pet.

VD is sort of like a street stray peeve.

FAX

[FAX]

I think he was also the fist man in history to wear that ridiculous red thing.

Unquestionably, Mr. Miles. Imagine wearing a banana hammock and bandolier as your costume throughout an entire film.

Connery has no fear.

FAX

[luv]

I apologize for overreacting, Ms. luv, and posting that as my main gear grinder. VD is sort of a pet peeve.

Except that I wouldn't have him as a pet.

VD is sort of like a street stray peeve.

FAX
No worries.

[ChiefFan31]

Tell me someone has mentioned George C. Scott. Well, maybe he wasn't totally bald, but still. He should have been.


http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/patton_flag.jpg

[Jenson71]

Tell me someone has mentioned George C. Scott. Well, maybe he wasn't totally bald, but still. He should have been.


LMAO

Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald: Start it.

[FAX]

LMAO

Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald: Start it.

Great. Just great.

Now, Ms. luv will be posting all kinds of inappropriate photos in this thread.

FAX

[ChiefFan31]

LMAO

Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald: Start it.

LMAO

Well, I had already thought of him and wasnt turning back on my post once I found some pics. Its like dammit, he does have hair! :D

[cdcox]

LMAO

Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald: Start it.

I've got the first entery to qualify for bald actor and should have been bald actor:

[ChiefFan31]

I've got the first entery to qualify for bald actor and should have been bald actor:


ROFL Good thing I didn't just eat. Goodness.

[Bugeater]

All right, here's my nomination for Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald.

http://www.nndb.com/people/410/000022344/don-rickles-pubshot.jpg

[ChiefFan31]

Ooh Ooh, I got one.

http://www.tvland.com/shows/aitf/images/shows/5.jpg

[Bugeater]

Ooh Ooh, I got one.


Oh, come on now, he isn't even CLOSE to being bald.

[ChiefFan31]

Oh, come on now, he isn't even CLOSE to being bald.

The front half is bald.

I was all on the thread hijacking bandwagon anyways :)

[greg63]

The Kojack Dude.

[Kerberos]

I apologize for overreacting, Ms. luv, and posting that as my main gear grinder. VD is sort of a pet peeve.

Except that I wouldn't have him as a pet.

VD is sort of like a street stray peeve.

FAX


UUhuhuhuhuhuh UUhuhuhuhuhuh

You said VD

UUhuhuhuhuhuh



The Kojack Dude.

Might you mean Telly Savalas?

[Kerberos]

He's not an actor but he is ON TV.

Dick Vitale?

Yea BABY

:D

[Stewie]

The Greatest Bald Actor of All Time.

[TinyEvel]

Bob Dole wasn't sure whether you were asking for the actor's names, or character names like Booger and Poindexter.

And after actually watching the clip, there's also the Michael Jackson character (with the white kid playing the role of Alfonso Ribeiro from the Pepsi commercial). Bob Dole can't seem to recall who played an electric violin back in the 1980's (with the exception of the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack).

Is there bonus points for recognizing that Robert Carradine is "playing" a CoCo?

Okay, Bob Dole wins a 5-spo. and I win the awrd for most lame trivia question ever. This one's even worse than my Haiku contest. I'm certainly no Rainman.

But for those of you who are jonesing to know the answers ( ROFL )

Lewis and Gilbert are DEVO
Lamaar and Wormser are Michael Jackson and the Alfonso Ribeiro

Toshira is Kind of like a Village People Indian but playing a gong like Doobie Brothers(?)

Booger is Elvis

And Poindexter is Thomas Dolby, though he never had that look in concert, just one album photo.

I will now go and try to reclaim my manhood. Who's the real nerd now?

[milkman]

I will now go and try to reclaim my manhood.

How can one reclaim what they've never had a claim to in the first place?

[KcMizzou]

He's not an actor but he is ON TV.

Dick Vitale?

Yea BABY

:DHe might qualify as the biggest over-actor of all time.

[burt]

Sean Connery immediately jumped into my head when I saw this thread.... I thought EVERYONE knew he was bald! Oh and I thought banana hammocks were mainstream....they are in my house hold. There that should ruin lunchtime for most, if not all, of you!!!

[blueballs]

bald liars
bald lies

[Bugeater]

The Kojack Dude.
Post #19

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Due, you already have the Star Wars stigma, you gonna add the NexGen stereotype as well?

Should I look for you at ComicCon?



VICTORYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[go bo]

I apologize for overreacting, Ms. luv, and posting that as my main gear grinder. VD is sort of a pet peeve.

Except that I wouldn't have him as a pet.

VD is sort of like a street stray peeve.

FAXthis is too easy...

vd is your pet peeve?

have you considered wearing a condom?

prevention is the best cure for any disease...

just ask al capone...

[Bob Dole]

Okay, Bob Dole wins a 5-spo. and I win the awrd for most lame trivia question ever.

Sweet. Please mail the $5 to:

Arthritis Community Services
801 Faraon Street
Heartland Multipurpose Arthritis Center
St. Joseph, MISSOURI 64501-1892

[whtgldwldr]

"That's it! Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!"

No contest, hands down. I mean c'mon, a mother****ing shark ate him!

[FAX]

One hundred and five postskys.

Stand aside, Mr. Skip Towne. I'm comin' through.

FAX

[Baby Lee]

All right, here's my nomination for Greatest Non-Bald Actor That Should Have Been Bald.

http://www.nndb.com/people/410/000022344/don-rickles-pubshot.jpg
Look . . . at . . . you . . . you baby gorilla . . .

[Braincase]

Need a little love for Colonel Kurtz...

[Mr. Plow]

Bruce Willis......end of discussion...
Winner winner chicken dinner.

[Sully]

Is Shirley McClain in the discussion?

[noa]

Ed Harris is a damn good actor. I just watched State of Grace and he was awesome. Also thought he was really good in History of Violence.