Happy Birthday, Skip Towne!!!

[luv]

Are you officially older than dirt now?

Have a great day! :thumb:

[Halfcan]

My Grandma turned 91 yesterday- I will set you two up on a date you old fugger-lol

Have a good one-not that you will remember it.

[007]

Happy birthday old man.

[greg63]

Happy Bithday my freind! :toast:

May you find that neg rep button. :D

[BWillie]

How old is Skippy for real? Anybody know?

[Bugeater]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=47665&stc=1

[SPchief]

How old is Skippy for real? Anybody know?


96

[Logical]

Mike, you got any dirt older than you old man? Happy Birthday.

[greg63]

96


Mike, you got any dirt older than you old man? Happy Birthday.

I'm guessing that he is no older then 58.

[Scorp]

Are you officially older than dirt now?

Have a great day! :thumb:


I am pretty sure the person who posts here as skip is actually skip's corpse.

[Logical]

I'm guessing that he is no older then 58.Nah, I know for sure he is in his 60s I believe he is turning 62.

[Hammock Parties]

One year closer to death.

[Halfcan]

One year closer to death.

Yep and you are one year closer to still not getting laid-lol :whackit:

[Halfcan]

There you go Skip-I insulted GC-consider that your B day present.

[FAX]

Happy Birthday, Mr. Skip Towne.

Remember, if you can't see the glass half full, just be grateful you can see the glass at all.

FAX

[ChiefFan31]

Happy Birthday :)

[blueballs]

global warming takes another hit
as the candles on Skip's cake is lit

[Abba-Dabba]

Sorry Skip. We all were going to chip in and get you a present that you could really put to use. But the grocery store was all out of prune juice, depends and pop. Maybe next year.

[Ceej]

Happy birthday fellow 'Hawks fan. :)

Now, go have sex with some bitches.

[chagrin]

Happy Birthday Skip Towne - you look real good OLD!
:p

[crazycoffey]

Happy Birthday, Skip.



Ya Cranky Old Bastard........
:p

[old_geezer]

Nah, I know for sure he is in his 60s I believe he is turning 62.


Takes old to know old :D 62 would be correct. I just turned 61 and Skip is one of the few around older than me. Happy Bday you old coot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2112]

Happy Birthday old timer,don't forget to take your geritol and brush under your dentures.

Happy Birthday Skip!

:skip: PBJ :skip: PBJ :skip: PBJ :skip:

[Skip Towne]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.

[Al Bundy]

Even though we have exchanged un pleasantries, happy birthday you old bag of bones.

[Saulbadguy]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.
Are you going to spend it on weed?

[kepp]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.
Happy bday, old guy. You're almost as old as my Dad.

BTW, I expect a kickback from that SS $$.

[stevieray]

:toast: HBD Skip!

My oldest turned 14 today.

[alanm]

Happy Birthday Skip! :toast:

[StcChief]

Happy Bday. :toast: from the pissant school fan ROFL

[Reerun_KC]

happy b-day Skip,

Just what the world needs another old and cranky man.

[MOhillbilly]

Cheers dude

[PastorMikH]

Are you officially older than dirt now?




He's older than Red Dirt now.

Happy B-day Skip. To save ourselves a lot of trouble with all those candles, we'll just set your cake next to a bonfire.

[ROYC75]

Have a good one Skip !

[Buster's Dad]

Takes old to know old :D 62 would be correct. I just turned 61 and Skip is one of the few around older than me. Happy Bday you old coot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday you old fart, I still have 3 years on you, been spending the ss money for 3 years now :clap: :clap:

[Mr. Kotter]

:toast:

[ChiTown]

How old is Skippy for real? Anybody know?

I believe he's our first poster to reach 100! Congrats, skippy!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Happy Birthday, :skip:

[Jenson71]

Happy birthday, Skip.

[boogblaster]

HBD SKIP hope u have many more .....

[Reerun_KC]

Skip wanted his b-day picture sent out to everyone...


http://gallery.photo.net/photo/288593-lg.jpg

[Jenson71]

I thought that was Frankie?

[htismaqe]

When you get to Skip's age, they don't call it a birthday.

They call it a bicentennial.

[Extra Point]

Happy Birthday to the NOOBINATOR!

[Frankie]

Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind...


...IT STILL F***ING MATTERS!! :banghead:

Have good one OLD chap. :toast:

[Lzen]

Happy day, old fart.

[FAX]

Skip said, "Your comments won't foil it.
It's my birthday, and your N00b (sp?) posts wont spoil it"
When asked the next night
If his plans went alright
He replied, "No, I spent the whole day on the toilet."

FAX

[go bo]

I'm guessing that he is no older then 58.let me give you a clue...

i'm gonna be 59 this month...

and skip is older than me...

[Bugeater]

This thread smells like mothballs.

[go bo]

ooops, the age issue has already been covered quite nicely, so disregard my previous post...

happy birthday, you senior citizen you... :toast: :toast:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.


That's funny.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you going to spend it on weed?


That's even more funny.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Have a good one you crotchety old bastard.

[Phobia]

Happy Birthday, stroke-survivor. Here's to two or three more - at least. :cheers:

[old_geezer]

Happy Birthday, stroke-survivor. Here's to two or three more - at least. :cheers:


Strokes???

[Phobia]

Strokes???

Heh. Sure, whatever.

[PastorMikH]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.


Dad hit 62 in feb and planned on retiring but thanks to the company christmas drawing that landed him a trip for 2 to Hawiai he said he has to work another year so he'll have some spending money.

[Mr. Laz]

have a good one, fellow Beaker. :toast:

[dirk digler]

Happy Birthday old man

PBJ

[big nasty kcnut]

HB to one of the good ones skip. Hope you get a beer and chill out.

[ChiefaRoo]

Yep and you are one year closer to still not getting laid-lol :whackit:

He gets laid all the time.... by quadripeds

[ChiefaRoo]

62 is correct. I signed up for social security yesterday. Money starts falling out of the sky next month. Thanks all you hard working taxpayers.

Skip tell us the story about how you fingered a girl in a poodle skirt in back of your 57 Chevy.

[88TG88]

When you get to Skip's age, they don't call it a birthday.

They call it a bicentennial.
ROFL

HBD Skip

[BucEyedPea]

Happy Birthday Skippy!
Go nuts!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6492/iluvskip6wr.jpg

[mikeyis4dcats.]

Skip tell us the story about how you fingered a girl in a poodle skirt in back of your 57 Chevy.

**** that....tell us how you sucked off Dino at the Brontosaurus Burger...

[ChiefaRoo]

**** that....tell us how you sucked off Dino at the Brontosaurus Burger...
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/dino.jpg


ROFL

[Chief Henry]

Skip, I won't slam you with any old jokes. But Dam, they were sure funny to read. On behlf of the planet, thanks for being able to take Joke. Now, about your Nappy headed hoe of a wife...

Happy B-Day Skip

[vailpass]

Happy Birthday to the best cable guy on the intertubes.

[tommykat]

:hmmm:A spring baby huh? No wonder you always spring off the walls....:) Hope you have a great day buddy.

[greg63]

let me give you a clue...

i'm gonna be 59 this month...

and skip is older than me...

Hey, I said I was guessing. :)

[Coach]

Happy Birthday Skip the Cable Guy.

[greg63]

Happy Birthday Skip the Cable Guy.

You do realize that Skip will neg rep you into oblivion for that remark don't you?

[FAX]

I would very much like Mr. Skip Towne to explain to us once again why meteorites and asteroids can't affect satellites.

I'm still not sure I understand.

FAX

[milkman]

HBD you crusty old bastard.

[Coach]

You do realize that Skip will neg rep you into oblivion for that remark don't you?

I'm fully aware of that, Captain. :D

I'll take my chances.

[greg63]

I'm fully aware of that, Captain. :D

I'll take my chances.

As long as you are aware. :)

[Sam Hall]

Mr. :skip:

[ChiefaRoo]

Mr. :skip:

Skip prefers goats
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/skip.jpg

[bugeatme]

have a great one

[Frankie]

Happy Birthday youngster. I just wish they would create a new thread for you instead of bringing up an old retread one every year.

[Bwana]

Happy Birthday youngster. I just wish they would create a new thread for you instead of bringing up an old retread one every year.

Dude

[Frankie]

Dude

wha??

[Fairplay]

Has anyone met Skip and what is he like in real life?

Please tell us a story about him when it was just you and him together.

[Frankie]

Has anyone met Skip and what is he like in real life?

I have never met him, but I hear he lives on Mt. Olympus.

[milkman]

Happy Birthday youngster. I just wish they would create a new thread for you instead of bringing up an old retread one every year.

:facepalm:

[bevischief]

The person who bumped this is banned...:facepalm:
Can't be good

[Over-Head]

Skip if ya read this, hope your birthday was happy. :)

[The_Legend]

Happy Birthday youngster. I just wish they would create a new thread for you instead of bringing up an old retread one every year.

ROFL

[BIG K]

Happy birthday you old fart. :)

[Buck]

Its not his fucking birthday.

[88TG88]

hbd skip

[BIG K]

Its not his ****ing birthday.

Well fuck it then.......


:)

[Frankie]

Its not his ****ing birthday.

Explain please. Milkman thinks we should have time to keep up with absolutely EVERYTHING on this BB.

[Frankie]

Explain please. Milkman thinks we should have time to keep up with absolutely EVERYTHING on this BB.

Never mind. I checked the date of the original post.

[boogblaster]

Do you have two BD after femalepause ....

[gblowfish]

It's not his birthday. He hasn't posted on this board for a long time. What are you people, ON DOPE???

[Bugeater]

It's not his birthday. He hasn't posted on this board for a long time. What are you people, ON DOPE???
Hey bud, what's your problem?

[go bo]

It's not his birthday. He hasn't posted on this board for a long time. What are you people, ON DOPE???you say that like it's a bad thing... :( :( :(

[teedubya]

It's not his birthday. He hasn't posted on this board for a long time. What are you people, ON DOPE???

Yes, please. Oh, wait. nm

[gblowfish]

Hey bud, what's your problem?

ROFL

[Al Bundy]

http://cinematicallycorrect.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/spicoli_l.jpg

[Frankie]

It's not his birthday. He hasn't posted on this board for a long time. What are you people, ON DOPE???

Nobody has any reason to check this against the date of the thread. Nor is EVERYBODY aware of EVERY joke routine on this BB. They should not expected to be either.

[chefsos]

I always glance at the OP date on any thread before posting in it.

[vailpass]

Nobody has any reason to check this against the date of the thread. Nor is anybody aware of EVERY joke routine on this BB. They should not expected to be either.

Yes we do.
Yes we are.
Yes they should.