I masturbated on the the drive to work today

[blueballs]

I just love my job

[unothadeal]

I masturbated AT work today.

[zeus75]

that's scary

[zeus75]

I masturbated AT work today.

that's even scarier

[blueballs]

the secret is to cover up
while traffic approaches
the baby wipes help post pull

[unothadeal]

that's even scarier
What's even scarier...I work at Burger King

[Rain Man]

Do you love the job, or do you love the commute?

[blueballs]

it's the only time I'm alone
with out bitching or crying
home and work

[greg63]

You two work together; don't you.

[Phobia]

What's even scarier...I work at Burger King
I LOVE their Rodeo Burger. I eat 3 or 4 of them a week.

[88TG88]

Meh, I once wanked off in the back of a classroom.

[unothadeal]

I LOVE their Rodeo Burger. I eat 3 or 4 of them a week.
I'll remember that

[blueballs]

You two work together; don't you.

not like you
and Guru

[RP_McMurphy]

Did it in the Captains chair on a ship once.

[2112]

not like you
and Guru
Good lord,blueballs just made me laugh! :shake: LMAO

[CoMoChief]

How the **** do you masturbate while driving.

Not physically how you do it but how the **** can you get in the mood to do it enough to where it actually blow your wad?

Where the **** would you blow your wad anyways?

[stevieray]

You drive
a stick
don't you.

[greg63]

not like you
and Guru

You're right; Guru and I don't work together at all.

[blueballs]

How the **** do you masturbate while driving.

Not physically how you do it but how the **** can you get in the mood to do it enough to where it actually blow your wad?

Where the **** would you blow your wad anyways?


dude
you'll learn in time

[greg63]

Good lord,blueballs just made me laugh! :shake: LMAO

LOL! Kinda makes you feel dirty don't it. :)

[2112]

LOL! Kinda makes you feel dirty don't it. :)
Filthy,actually :banghead:

[unothadeal]

I whacked off in my bed last night. BEAT THAT!

[stevieray]

I whacked off in my bed last night. BEAT THAT!

paging go chiefs...paging go chiefs..

[2112]

paging go chiefs...
GoChiefs is giving himself a Dutch oven right now after dinner..he''ll be along.

[Simply Red]

You two work together; don't you.
LMAO

[DJay23]

A female friend of mine from high school told me once about a guy who was driving along side her bus full of softball players, jerking it the whole way. Pretty sick if you ask me.

Don't you have a bathroom? Just shut the door and lock it you sick freak.

[unothadeal]

I whacked off in my bed last night. BEAT THAT!
Thrice!!

[Simply Red]

I usually sit on my hand until my hand goes numb (that way it feels like somebody else is doing it.)

[crazycoffey]

You drive
a stick
don't you.


:LOL: LMAO

[FAX]

I'm guessing that, when you drive, Mr. blueballs, few of your friends yell for dibs on shotgun.

FAX

[stevieray]

I'm guessing that, when you drive, Mr. blueballs, few of your friends yell for dibs on shotgun.

FAX
backseat sanchez?

[BigMeatballDave]

OMG! This thread is hilarious! ROFL

[blueballs]

it's unhealthy to hold it in
people die

[Fire Me Boy!]

I masturbated AT work today.
I had a coworker do that once.

[blueballs]

I had a coworker do that once.

this thread will not
reach those proportions

[BigMeatballDave]

it's unhealthy to hold it in
people dieGotta get the poison out!

[blueballs]

demon seed
be GONE

[QuikSsurfer]

I usually sit on my hand until my hand goes numb (that way it feels like somebody else is doing it.)
:hmmm:

[blueballs]

he lost his pussy too

[blueballs]

.

[Halfcan]

Never fails to surprise me why someone would get on the Internet just let the world know he just shit or whacked off??

[Halfcan]

I just took a piss and wow was it great!!

[Iowanian]

The answer is NO.

I masturbated AT work today.

so, you work with Fireme?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=110435&page=1

[StcChief]

it's unhealthy to hold it in
people die

Blueballs avoiding the ever dangerous disease of DSB

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DSB&defid=741262
5. DSB


Deadly Semen Build-up. A large quantity of sperm and semen in the testicles. Meaning it's been awhile since you got laid. Often leading to frequent cases of blue balls

I need to get laid, I've got a case of DSB

[Easy 6]

As long as you werent pacing people so they could have a great view or ordering drive-thru & managed to blow without crashing...i say have at it.

[vailpass]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[Deberg_1990]

Never fails to surprise me why someone would get on the Internet just let the world know he just shit or whacked off??

Agreed....

"Hey i just nailed the wife last night!"

[Slick32]

I saw this thread and have come to the realization that times are hard during offseason. In more ways than one for some of us.

TMI comes to mind.

[blueballs]

I can drive for miles and
not meet another car
roadkill is another matter

[Gonzo]

I can drive for miles and
not meet another car
roadkill is another matter


Why must you post things in
Fuc*ed up Haiku form and tell us
about you polishing your knob

It does not make sense
like chewbacca

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I may have a job opening for Blueballs.

[KcMizzou]

Never fails to surprise me why someone would get on the Internet just let the world know he just shit or whacked off??That seems to be some sort of strange Chiefsplanet tradition.

[kstater]

Why do it yourself? Just do what I do and get Redrum's mom to do it for you.

[RealSNR]

Never in the car while driving. I DID jack off in the dressing room of a JCPenny's once in my youth, though.

[CosmicPal]

BBs - you need some serious help, bro. The kind of help that would've intrigued Freud to consider another term in the entire scope of psychoanalytical studies and possibly even pen a 1200 page rhetoric on how your brain alone seems to manifest inappropriate and meandering thoughts.

The sort of help that a team of renowned psychologists, working around the clock, would endear to as some freak discovery and prove that nothing is impossible as it was once thought. Hell, even Harvard will have to consider changing it's curriculum just to add a course of study on you alone.

[blueballs]

the blueballs grant could bankrupt
the United States of America

[StcChief]

I may have a job opening for Blueballs.
ROFL put his good right arm to work :thumb:

[FAX]

97' Corolla, $6700.00
Baby wipes, $95 cents.
Spewing splooge all over the steering wheel, priceless.

FAX

[Chan93lx50]

Have you ever jacked your dog off?

[blueballs]

my finger has found it's
way inside a few bitches

[FAX]

I would like to revise and extend my remarks.

This is the wierdest thread of all times.

FAX

[blueballs]

No ladies telling stories
of warm leather seats
and gushy sounds

[blueballs]

1/4 of those voting admit to it
those first dates can be brutal
on young male genitalia

[SPchief]

So did you get rid of your blueballs?

[listopencil]

Have you ever jacked your dog off?



You are one sick mother ****er.

[blueballs]

no -I didn't unbuckle the seatbelt
then the airbag went off when I did

[Simply Red]

wow.

[ChiTown]

Routinely.

[Simply Red]

You are one sick mother ****er.
LMAO :deevee:

[blueballs]

Demonpuzed out

[88TG88]

Demonpuzed out
hahaha great bump

[blueballs]

just ain't feeling it anymore

[blueballs]

Luv still won't carpool

[Braincase]

Have you ever jacked your dog off?

Is your name "Van Wilder"? The thing is, a dog is a man's best friend, but there's limits, y'know?

[Pushead2]

amazing

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Blueballs now rides a bus so he doesn't have to worry about traffic.

[gblowfish]

This thread makes me feel like I need to wash my hands.

BTW: spanking it in the car is no great trick. Spanking it AND talking on the cellphone AND paying the toll on the turnpike...now THAT's talent.

[StcChief]

This thread makes me feel like I need to wash my hands.

BTW: spanking it in the car is no great trick. Spanking it AND talking on the cellphone AND paying the toll on the turnpike...now THAT's talent.
with a stick shift, smokin' a doobie, drinkin' a beer w/o cup holders...

[rtmike]

Have had several chicks laid over from the pass. seat knobbin' it. ;) Easier & less of a mess.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Bump.

[Mr. Plow]

Jesus, Why?

[Bowser]

Bump.

I thought you masterbated AT work, not on the way TO work.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I thought you masterbated AT work, not on the way TO work.


Ummm...... This thread was started by blueballs.

But yes, I actually get paid to masturbate, I don't have to do it on the way to work.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

It's times like these I'm glad I have a girlfriend lol

[BigRichard]

It's times like these I'm glad I have a girlfriend lol

I jerk off more when I have a girlfriend. Gives me better visuals in my head. :D

[gblowfish]

Well, that might be acceptable if you work here:
http://www.xytex.com/

[MikeMaslowski]

the other day someone said i was the biggest perv on cp..... eat crow.

[Gracie Dean]

yuk

[J Diddy]

yuk


Just think of how bad it was for the guy in the passenger seat.

[T-post Tom]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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[XXXshogunXXX]

people here are weird..

[T-post Tom]

people here are weird..

I appreciate your masterful use of understatement.

[beach tribe]

Meh, I once wanked off in the back of a classroom.

I once had a girl wank me off in the back of a classroom. I had a hole in my pocket, and I put my dick in it. I then told the girl I had apiece of gum in my pocket. She reached in, and SURPRISE!!!. She was shocked, but she didn't pull her hand out. God those were the days.

[Simply Red]

http://i40.tinypic.com/s3ndvl.gif

[Pioli Zombie]

I once masturbated in my hospital bed while hooked up to the EKG after the hot nurse poured that goop on me and hooked up the machine.
Posted via Mobile Device

[JOhn]

people here are weird..

Ya think?




ROFL

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Where has BB gone ?

[Buck]

Where has BB gone ?

I think hes still posting here under a new handle.

[Bwana]

I think hes still posting here under a new handle.

He is...........

[Tribal Warfare]

I think hes still posting here under a new handle.

Lemon Pie

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'd post under a new handle too after admitting this!

[MahiMike]

What's even scarier...I work at Burger King

Special sauce.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's around. I wish he'd bring back the avatar.

[Simply Red]

never knew what to think of him. I'm not totally convinced that that is him. He was never as intuitive as the 'now believed' poster he MAY be.

[Over-Head]

I just love my job
Dude.
I spent 12 1/2 years as a long haul trucker. Tugging yer self on the drive in is tame compared to what i've seen people doing in cars :eek:

[LOCOChief]

What's even scarier...I work at Burger King


that's awesome, that's some funny shit man. I spit meatloaf everywhere when I read this.

[Bwana]

Dude.
I spent 12 1/2 years as a long haul trucker. Tugging yer self on the drive in is tame compared to what i've seen people doing in cars :eek:

ROFL

Didn't you have a thread about all the shit you saw when you were driving?

[RJ]

When operating a motor vehicle, both hands should remain on the wheel at all times, in the 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock positions.

[Over-Head]

ROFL

Didn't you have a thread about all the shit you saw when you were driving?http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=18568&highlight=Over-Head
One of the damnest things was some tool in a Vett in Montana doing a buck and a bit in a snow storm :evil:

[Bwana]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=18568&highlight=Over-Head
One of the damnest things was some tool in a Vett in Montana doing a buck and a bit in a snow storm :evil:

Yeah, them bastard lowlife Montana Vett drivers! :D

[Over-Head]

Yeah, them bastard lowlife Montana Vett drivers! :D you knowit :D

[The Franchise]

Isn't he LaChapelle now?

[Delano]

Isn't he LaChapelle now?

I've seen LaChapelle post in the blueballs style so I am assuming 'this.'

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=6130335&postcount=39

[bevischief]

Sounds handy...

[RJ]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=18568&highlight=Over-Head
One of the damnest things was some tool in a Vett in Montana doing a buck and a bit in a snow storm :evil:


Was he jacking off?