If Chiefsplanet members were eligible for the NFL Draft...

[Rain Man]

I developed a little simulation for the 2007 draft, using Chiefsplanet members as the potential draftees. The methodology is below if you're interested. The bottom line is that any poster with 500 or more posts can possibly be drafted.

There are 255 draft positions, and at the end I'll also add another 255 off-the-street free agent positions. There are 610 eligible posters, so about 5 in 6 will get an opportunity to compete for the team.

Your job is, if drafted to comment on who your real-life competition would be, along with competition from any other drafted Chiefsplanet members, and report whether you would feel good about your chances of making the team and/or starting as a rookie.

You may also provide draft reviews of other choices if you wish.

Methodology:

To determine the draft order, I took each person's post count and added a random number to that is between 0 and 65,120. The highest total became the first pick in the draft and I worked my way down from there. While I'm a bit rusty at probabilities, I think the 65,120 figure gives the bottom person on the list (DR T with 500 posts) a 1 percent chance of being drafted higher than the top person on the list (Endelt, shockingly).

To determine the position, I looked at the likelihood of each position being drafted in each round since the 7-round drafts began in 1994. Therefore, you're more likely to see punters in the later rounds than the early rounds, more likely to see quarterbacks in the first and last rounds, etc.

Off-the-street free agents were randomly assigned to a team, and their positions were determined randomly based on the total typical positions on a 53-man roster.

Positions are not based on actual team needs, but rather random determination as noted above.

Note that some defensive backfield draft picks were labeled as DBs, while others were labeled as S or CB. My assumption here is that a DB can pick whether they'll be a CB or an S.

I'll continue posting picks as I have time.

Ready?

Mel Kiper's Top 10 On the Board

ENDelt260 58853
htismaqe 58097
Phobia 55686
Logical 53331
Rausch 52828
KCWolfman 49893
Rain Man 48376
Skip Towne 46799
GoChiefs 44079
frazod 40367

[Rain Man]

And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Chiefsplanet draft...

the Oakland Raiders select QB Logical.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 2

Detroit Lions select OT htismaqe.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 3

Cleveland Browns select LB gochiefs.

[88TG88]

Looks like NFL Europe for me.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 4

Tampa Bay Buccaneers select DE Baby Lee.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 5

Arizona Cardinals select DB Stevie Ray.

[kcfanXIII]

watch your blind side logical...

rain man, you could further the intrest in your thread if you had the picks maybe do some research on their "real" draft counter parts, and post their findings. just an idea.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 6

Washington Redskins select LB jAZ.

[Phobia]

gochiefs got picked before me? I'm staying in school.

[Rain Man]

watch your blind side logical...

rain man, you could further the intrest in your thread if you had the picks maybe do some research on their "real" draft counter parts, and post their findings. just an idea.

What do you mean? After the "real" draft?

I was thinking it would be interesting if people would take a look at the competition at their position on their drafted team. I'm open to other ideas, though, and actually, I'm open to anarchy, too.

[kcfanXIII]

gochiefs got picked before me? I'm staying in school.

ask maurice clarett and mike williams, i don't think you can.

[Rain Man]

gochiefs got picked before me? I'm staying in school.

Gochiefs is one of those linebackers who never gives up a play, I bet. You can block him and block him and block him, and he'll find a way to get back in.

[kcfanXIII]

What do you mean? After the "real" draft?

I was thinking it would be interesting if people would take a look at the competition at their position on their drafted team. I'm open to other ideas, though, and actually, I'm open to anarchy, too.

what i was talking about was the NFL draft. i see the meaning now.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 7

Minnesota Vikings select CB Mile High Mania.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 8 (acquired from Houston)

Atlanta Falcons select WR JOhn.

[Hammock Parties]

Gochiefs is one of those linebackers who never gives up a play, I bet. You can block him and block him and block him, and he'll find a way to get back in.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 9

Miami Dolphins select DE Rain Man


I'm very pleased to be a Dolphin, and I think that Jason Taylor and I are going to wreak some havoc this season. I look forward to chasing down Tom Brady and whoever is the Bills' quarterback and whoever is the Jets' quarterback.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 10 (acquired from Atlanta)

Houston Texans select DB Denverchief.

[pr_capone]

I'm wondering if someone is gonna need a quality FB in one of the later rounds.

I would be pretty affordable on the base contract as long as we can work out some performance bonuses into my contract!

[Rain Man]

After the first ten picks, here are Mel Kiper's top ten on the board.

ENDelt260 58853
Phobia 55686
Rausch 52828
KCWolfman 49893
Skip Towne 46799
frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
BIG_DADDY 33592
Laz 33554

[Hammock Parties]

I'm going to destroy the AFC North. I promise to lay down when Larry Johnson plays the Browns however.

[The Franchise]

Looks like NFL Europe for me.


Looks like I'll be in the Arena League.

[Halfcan]

And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Chiefsplanet draft...

the Oakland Raiders select QB Logical.

ROFL Same old Faders!

[Halfcan]

Gochiefs is one of those linebackers who never gives up a play, I bet. You can block him and block him and block him, and he'll find a way to get back in.

You don't fug with a sexually frustrated LB with a light saber.

[Reerun_KC]

Drafting Skip would make about as much sense as drafting a 3rd string punter from a DIII School in the first round....

[Logical]

And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Chiefsplanet draft...

the Oakland Raiders select QB Logical.I will play with pride and poise, and in the spirit of the Black and Silver spit in the eye of the stains on humaity the media represent.

[Rain Man]

Draft review of top ten picks.

1. Logical, QB, Oakland - Certainly a talent here, and QB is a position of need for the Raiders. There's a little question about how coachable Logical is, and whether he'll inspire the team or merely come in predicting 4-12 seasons every year. Overall, though, he was a very high rated prospect and should easily beat out Brooks and Andrew Walter for the starting job on Day 1.

2. htismaqe, OT, Detroit. No-brainer pick here. Student of the game, high productivity, fundamentally solid. The key question is whether he'll start at right tackle or move Jeff Backus over from the left side.

3. gochiefs, LB, Cleveland. Great pick here. Relentless, never say die defender will move right into the LILB spot behind Ted Washington and should stay there for a decade.

4. Baby Lee, DE, Tampa. Greg Spires is getting old at LDE, and Tampa really needs a talent infusion in their front seven. Can he provide a pass rush to help the DBs?

5. Stevie Ray, DB, Arizona. Another big hitter to complement Antrel Rolle and Adrian Wilson. Big student of the game, loves the game of football and has already sent at least one guy off the field at Arrowhead on a stretcher.

6. jAZ, LB, Washington. Should move to the LLB spot, replacing James Posey, and provide a good cerebral complement to the sometimes out of control Redskins defense.

7. Mile High Mania, CB, Minnesota. Will form a great complement at RCB to Antoine Winfield on the other side. Should immediately start and fill a void, though Minnesota's weak LB corps won't help him as a rookie.

8. JOhn, WR, Atlanta. A bit of a surprise pick here, since JOhn was only barely ranked in the top 50 chiefsplanet prospects, and Atlanta already has Michael Jenkins and Ashley Lelie at the receiver spots. Obviously they're looking for more talent for Vick to throw the ball too, so JOhn will get plenty of action even if he doesn't start immediately.

9. Rain Man, DE, Miami. Rain Man is walking into a great situation in Miami, as the defensive line is ancient but effective. Should be able to beat out Kevin Carter to line up next to Keith Traylor and opposite Jason Taylor. Perfect situation for a rookie, both short term and long term.

10. Denverchief, DB, Houston. Will likely start at one of the safety positions to shore up a big weak spot for Houston. Has some talent to work with, with Mario Williams and DeMeco Ryans in the front seven, and Dunta Robinson and DeMarcus Faggins at the corners. Good situation for a young safety.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 11.

San Francisco 49ers select S Raiderhader.

[Rain Man]

I will play with pride and poise, and in the spirit of the Black and Silver spit in the eye of the stains on humaity the media represent.

What young QB wouldn't enjoy throwing to Moss and Porter, assuming of course that they feel like playing?

[Logical]

And with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Chiefsplanet draft...

the Oakland Raiders select QB Logical.

As far as my competition, Jemarcus is a worthy opponent but I believe he will fight weight problems throughout his career and will have to develop into a NFL style passer to be a franchise QB.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 12.

Buffalo Bills select DT Bootlegged.

(Okay, who is bootlegged again? Someone changed their name.)

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 13.

St. Louis Rams select OT cadmonkey.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 14.

Carolina Panthers select RB laz.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 15.

Pittsburgh Steelers select QB CHIEF4EVER.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 16.

Green Bay Packers select OT Skip Towne.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 17.

Jacksonville Jaguars select QB VonneMarie.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 18.

Cincinnati Bengals select WR Ari Chi3fs.

[Hammock Parties]

Sounds like you were busy during your vacation.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 19.

Tennessee Titans select DB jenson71.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 20

New York Giants select OT tommykat.

[Rain Man]

Mel Kiper's Top 10 on the board.

ENDelt260 58853
Phobia 55686
Rausch 52828
KCWolfman 49893
frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
BIG_DADDY 33592
Mr. Kotter 31722
tk13 31459

[big nasty kcnut]

Can't wait to get picked.

[Rain Man]

I really like my draft spot. Jason Taylor will probably take some heat off of me, and I think I can beat out Kevin Carter to take the LDE spot. My other competition is David Bowens and Matt Roth. Plus, all of the starters are old (Vonnie Holliday is the other DT), so once I start reaching my peak I'll be the leader of the defensive line.

Who's the coach in Miami now?

On a personal note, Miami's a nice place to live, and #9 money is pretty good. I think I'll go buy a Lamborghini and a lot of sunscreen.

[unothadeal]

I guess I'll be going undrafted.

[Rain Man]

I guess I'll be going undrafted.

You shouldn't have gone Division III. But with over 500 posts, you could certainly still get drafted.

[Rain Man]

Let's finish out the first round tonight.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 21

Denver Broncos select G sure-oz.

Dirty rotten cheating sure-oz.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 22.

Dallas Cowboys select QB Taco John.

Be prepared to see about 20 minutes of Taco John clips now.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 23

Kansas City Chiefs select CB Simplex3.

Simplex3 will now live the American dream, though I don't know if he'll start immediately with Law and Surtain back there.

[The Franchise]

Looks like Phobia is going to fall out of the 1st round....

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 24 (acquired from Seattle)

New England Patriots select S TEX.

[Rain Man]

Looks like Phobia is going to fall out of the 1st round....

I'm thinking there are concerns about his vertical.

Endelt is dropping like a rock too, but you know that's about the DUIs.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 25.

New York Jets select QB vailpass.

Third Broncos fan to go in the top 25 picks.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 26

Philadelphia Eagles select OT RedNeckRaider.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 27.

New Orleans Saints select QB patteeu.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 28.

New England Patriots select DT WilliamtheIrish.

[RealSNR]

Teams are worried ENDelt will go Jared Allen on them, I'm sure.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 29.

Baltimore Ravens select WR Simply Red.

(Surprise 1st round pick with only 3,784 posts.)

[RealSNR]

Rain Main, as soon as you're done posting the 1st round, would you mind explaining the process of the random number addition? I understand it mixes up the bunch, but surely that means it's possible for someone like Phobia or Rausch to go clear into the 2nd or 3rd rounds

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 30.

San Diego Chargers select OT phobia.

And the long wait is over for phobia, sweating in the Green Room at Madison Square Garden.

[Rain Man]

Round 1, Pick 31.

Chicago Bears select RB KC Jones.

[Halfcan]

Round 1, Pick 30.

San Diego Chargers select OT phobia.

And the long wait is over for phobia, sweating in the Green Room at Madison Square Garden.

I had him pegged as a Punter-lol

[Rain Man]

And with the final pick in the first round of the draft, the Super Bowl champions select...

Round 1, Pick 32.

Indianapolis Colts select OT Braincase.

[acesn8s]

I had him pegged as a Punter-lolI thought he was the water boy. heh I guess that isn't BBQ sauce in the Gatorade coolers.

[Rain Man]

Rain Main, as soon as you're done posting the 1st round, would you mind explaining the process of the random number addition? I understand it mixes up the bunch, but surely that means it's possible for someone like Phobia or Rausch to go clear into the 2nd or 3rd rounds

Yeah, I thought it would be more fun to put some randomization in the process, as opposed to just going down the list in order of posts.

For each member with 500 or more posts, I generated a random number from 0 to 65,120. That random number was then added to their post count to develop a "Total Draft Figure". I then sorted that database in descending order, so the top person got the 1st pick, second-highest went second, and so on.

With this system, it's possible that any member could have been selected first in the draft, and it's possible that any member could go undrafted. However, members with high post counts are more likely to be drafted, and drafted high, than members with low post counts. The 65,120 figure was designed so that there was a 1 percent chance that the person with the lowest post count could actually beat the person with the highest post count.

The scores for the first-round picks are as follows. The first number is their post count, the second number is the random number that was drawn for that person, and the third figure is the total.

As you'll see, there were three members who were clearly the top three picks in the draft. Logical drew a random number of 50,746 to add to his 53,331 posts, so his score of 104,076 made him the first pick. htismaqe was the only other person who beat 100,000 points as he also combined a high post count with a high random number.

If you look at Stevieray, he almost pegged the random number, drawing 64,677 points out of a possible 65,120. However, he has only 21,001 posts, so he got up to the #5 spot but couldn't pass the top four. Several others got more than 64,000 random points, including some lower post count guys like vailpass, simply red, and kc jones.

I think you can assume that post count is equivalent to college productivity and the random number is their performance at the combine.





Logical 53331 50745.99245 104076.9925
htismaqe 58097 44603.20088 102700.2009
GoChiefs 44079 53610.44027 97689.44027
Baby Lee 27230 58905.80808 86135.80808
stevieray 21001 64677.41983 85678.41983
jAZ 25331 60324.06489 85655.06489
Mile High Mania 18107 64210.79446 82317.79446
JOhn 17791 62681.73387 80472.73387
Rain Man 48376 30221.77654 78597.77654
DenverChief 21658 55986.09306 77644.09306
Raiderhader 22173 55347.9829 77520.9829
Bootlegged 12510 62997.96111 75507.96111
cadmonkey 10958 64325.10551 75283.10551
Laz 33554 40345.78165 73899.78165
CHIEF4EVER 11162 62546.62824 73708.62824
Skip Towne 46799 26695.53833 73494.53833
VonneMarie 14278 58965.12323 73243.12323
Ari Chi3fs 13515 58908.2039 72423.2039
Jenson71 9388 62961.10215 72349.10215
tommykat 16007 56163.49468 72170.49468
Sure-Oz 13335 58601.84512 71936.84512
Taco John 31224 39225.64467 70449.64467
Simplex3 21718 48663.0753 70381.0753
TEX 10025 60230.94794 70255.94794
vailpass 4776 64983.46638 69759.46638
RedNeckRaider 8690 60273.90993 68963.90993
patteeu 17416 51502.03354 68918.03354
WilliamTheIrish 14740 53616.65647 68356.65647
Simply Red 3784 64561.64842 68345.64842
Phobia 55686 12465.57817 68151.57817
KC Jones 6775 61128.22333 67903.22333
Braincase 12811 54994.37977 67805.37977

[pr_capone]

c'mon Rain Man... kick off the second round!

[acesn8s]

c'mon Rain Man... kick off the second round!I thought the first day was three rounds.:hmmm:

[Rain Man]

Okay, second round.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 33.

Oakland Raiders select TE fbal4lif32.

Giving logical a safe target, I see.

[acesn8s]

Okay, second round.you are on the clock mr.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 34.

Detroit Lions select WR otter.

Millen can't stay away from those receivers.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 35.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers select CB ENDelt260.

Someone finally takes a chance on the hard-partying cornerback from UMR.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 36.

Cleveland Browns select G Killer_Clown.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 37 (acquired from Washington via NY Jets)

Chicago Bears select DB Cormac.

[Rain Man]

Mel Kiper's Top Ten on the board.

Rausch 52828
KCWolfman 49893
frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
BIG_DADDY 33592
Mr. Kotter 31722
tk13 31459
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 38

Arizona Cardinals select RB KC_Kings.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 39 (acquired from Houston)

Atlanta Falcons select LB chief52.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 40

Miami Dolphins select LB Greg63.

Welcome aboard, big guy. You and I will be the cornerstone of the Dolphins' defense for the next decade or so.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 41.

Minnesota Vikings select CB Chief Faithful.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 42.

San Francisco 49ers select TE tk13.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 43.

Buffalo Bills select WR chiefsfan58.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 44

Atlanta Falcons select CB Beer Bacon.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 45

Carolina Panthers select LB basilius777.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 46.

Pittsburgh Steelers select CB Mr Grimm.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 47

Green Bay Packers select CB rooster.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 48

Jacksonville Jaguars select WR ChiefsOne.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 49

Cincinnati Bengals select OT SNR.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 50

Tennessee Titans pick CB HonestChiefFan.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 51

New York Giants select TE tiptap.

Good luck rooming with Shockey.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 52.

St. Louis Rams select DB Rausch.

And the last of the top five prospects finally leaves the green room.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 53

Dallas Cowboys select OT Bronco_Buster.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 54

Kansas City Chiefs select RB e_train69.

What the - a running back?

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 55

Seattle Seahawks select RB chief2000.

[pr_capone]

Round 2, Pick 54

Kansas City Chiefs select RB e_train69.

What the - a running back?

LMFAO - sounds about right for a Carl draft. :D

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 56

Denver Broncos select CB cntrygal.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 57

Philadelphia Eagles select DB DeepSouth.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 58.

New Orleans Saints select OT austinchief.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

May I request what my random number was? Or would that open a can of worms and spoil the fun?

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 59.

New York Jets select C Dinny Blues.

[Rain Man]

May I request what my random number was? Or would that open a can of worms and spoil the fun?

Does the NFL let players know where they're going to be drafted? You'll just have to sit by the phone and wait.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 60 (acquired from New England)

Miami Dolphins select WR SBK.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 61.

Baltimore Ravens select RB Scott Free.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 62.

San Diego Chargers select S jcroft.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Does the NFL let players know where they're going to be drafted? You'll just have to sit by the phone and wait.



Oh sure, go and get all technical on me.

[Rain Man]

Round 2, Pick 63 (acquired from Chicago)

New York Jets select WR homey.

[Rain Man]

And with the final pick in the second round...

Round 2, Pick 64 (acquired from Indianapolis)

Tampa Bay selects G headsnap.

[Rain Man]

Mel Kiper's Top Ten on the board.

KCWolfman 49893
frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
BIG_DADDY 33592
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095

[Rain Man]

As an FYI,

100% (5 of 5) people with 50k+ posts have been drafted.

60% (3 of 5) people with 40K-50K posts have been drafted.

38% (3 of 8) people with 30K-40K posts have been drafted.

23% (5 of 22) people with 20K-30K posts have been drafted.

36% (5 of 14) people with 15K-20K posts have been drafted.

24% (11 of 45) people with 10K-15K posts have been drafted.

6% (3 of 51) people with 6.67K-10K posts have been drafted.

10% (10 of 102) people with 3.33K-6.67K posts have been drafted.

8% (10 of 133) people with 1,500 to 3,333 posts have been drafted.

4% (8 of 218) people with 500 to 1,500 posts have been drafted.

[htismaqe]

I think you can assume that post count is equivalent to college productivity and the random number is their performance at the combine.

When I first read this line, I thought "COOL!"

Then it dawned on me how pathetic it was. :D

[Over-Head]

gochiefs got picked before me? I'm staying in school.
They got themselfs an over priced, queer water boy.
What are ya bitching about?

[007]

As an FYI,

100% (5 of 5) people with 50k+ posts have been drafted.

60% (3 of 5) people with 40K-50K posts have been drafted.

38% (3 of 8) people with 30K-40K posts have been drafted.

23% (5 of 22) people with 20K-30K posts have been drafted.

36% (5 of 14) people with 15K-20K posts have been drafted.

24% (11 of 45) people with 10K-15K posts have been drafted.

6% (3 of 51) people with 6.67K-10K posts have been drafted.

10% (10 of 102) people with 3.33K-6.67K posts have been drafted.

8% (10 of 133) people with 1,500 to 3,333 posts have been drafted.

4% (8 of 218) people with 500 to 1,500 posts have been drafted.

Typical. IT is rigged.

[Coach]

I really like my draft spot. Jason Taylor will probably take some heat off of me, and I think I can beat out Kevin Carter to take the LDE spot. My other competition is David Bowens and Matt Roth. Plus, all of the starters are old (Vonnie Holliday is the other DT), so once I start reaching my peak I'll be the leader of the defensive line.

Who's the coach in Miami now?

On a personal note, Miami's a nice place to live, and #9 money is pretty good. I think I'll go buy a Lamborghini and a lot of sunscreen.

That'd be me. Go get me my water, rook.

[Lzen]

Round 1, Pick 10 (acquired from Atlanta)

Houston Texans select DB Denverchief.

Hmmm, I always thought he was a receiver.
:hmmm:

[UteChief]

So if my low post count doesn't get me drafted I'm still free to sign with any team, right?

[milkman]

That'd be me. Go get me my water, rook.

That's you Cam?

Tell Randy Mueller to do whatever it takes to get Trent Green.

[KcMizzou]

Round 1, Pick 12.

Buffalo Bills select DT Bootlegged.

(Okay, who is bootlegged again? Someone changed their name.)Lattimer (assuming nobody already answered)

[morphius]

The fact that Tommykat was drafted before me is all I need to know.

I guess at least this time rainman didn't kill me.

[Crush]

Getting drafted by the Donkeys is a fate worse than being imprisoned in the depths of hell.

[crazycoffey]

well, since Rainman probably went to sleep what are the over/under odds on when the third round starts?


don't you just love the laws of probability?

[RealSNR]

An offensive tackle for the Bengals. Great! Now I can commit felonies and it won't look so bad. Everyone will just say, "Oh, he plays for the Bengals."

[Braincase]

I have been drafted by the Colts? R-E-P-E-A-T!!!! Gimme mah damn ring, beotch!

[kstater]

So if my low post count doesn't get me drafted I'm still free to sign with any team, right?


No, all undrafted players are automatically designated to the Raiders and the Texans.

[Frankie]

Looks like NFL Europe for me.
I should have stayed in college. :banghead:

[Sully]

I'm gonna make a lot of teams feel stupid for bypassing the great Sully.

[PastorMikH]

When I first read this line, I thought "COOL!"

Then it dawned on me how pathetic it was. :D



Yeah, I'll bet he gets about halfway through the 4th round, loses interest and never gets it finished - kinda like he did with the bomber missions. When he dumped the bomber missions I started praying for his cat to hack up a hairball on some of his new carpet.

[noa]

Just like Priest Holmes, I don't need to be drafted

[Skip Towne]

I'm sure Green Bay is thrilled with their new 165# OT but I can't report until I get out of this German POW camp.

[FAX]

This has to be the wierdest thread of all times.

FAX

[Direckshun]

This has to be the wierdest thread of all times.
Pssh. Like anybody could even know that, Napoleon.

[PastorMikH]

I'm sure Green Bay is thrilled with their new 165# OT but I can't report until I get out of this German POW camp.


LMAO LMAO

[chiefscafan]

hmm post count low arena ball here i come

KR/cb/s if anyone wants to draft me

[Easy 6]

Round 2, Pick 61.

Baltimore Ravens select RB Scott Free.

Thank you all for joining us here at Ramada South, i would like to now take this opportunity to speak on behalf of my client scott free. We are unequivocally demanding a trade from the ravens or scott free will sit out the 07 season ala John Felway & Eli Manning.

Scott cannot in good conscious play for that pack of buttmunching fools, in fact, just hearing the word "billick" causes scott to break out in horrid full body rashes, nausea & numbness on his right side.

Please forward any future questions to me...Drew Rosencrantzandguildenstern...

[Sully]

I thought Rosencrantzandguildenstern was dead?

[patteeu]

Round 1, Pick 27.

New Orleans Saints select QB patteeu.

The comparisons to the class of 1983 are inevitable. With 6 QBs taken in this years' first round, how can we help but recall that draft so long ago that brought us the likes of John Elway, Jim Kelly, and Tony Eason. Some might be tempted to compare patteeu with the 6th QB taken in that draft, coincidentally with the 27th pick, Dan Marino, but that comparison is probably too superficial to hold up to scrutiny.

With pressing needs in the defensive secondary and a very solid QB in Drew Brees, New Orleans must see something in this small college signal caller that makes them think he could be their QBOTF. While it's possible that the tenacious-to-a-fault patteeu could compete with veteran backup, Jamie Martin, we believe it's more likely that the Saints will use him as their 3rd string/scout team QB until he can get used to the speed of the Pro game.

Playing in the poorly-covered small school DC division, many may not be familiar with patteeu's game. He is more well suited to a dink-and-dunk, controlled type offense than to one that relies on the vertical passing game, but he is capable of airing it out from time to time too. He's typically more comfortable throwing the ball to his right, but in certain situations, he can throw left too. He's known to be a big fan of Bush and he thinks that Houston made a big mistake by drafting Marco Williams 1st overall last year.

Asked to comment about being drafted by the Saints, patteeu said, "I grew up a Kansas City Chiefs fan and they will always have a place in my heart, but if you're going to pay me big bucks, I consider it a huge honor to get to play in the Big Easy! I look forward to learning from a great NFL QB like Drew Brees and one of the best young coaches in the league today. I'm also thrilled that I'll be in the same rookie class as AustinChief who isn't a flashy kind of guy and who doesn't get noticed a lot, but he is the kind of guy who makes incredible things possible with the things he does."

[blueballs]

how's the humidity
in Jacksonville Fla?

[Easy 6]

I thought Rosencrantzandguildenstern was dead?

Sadly my father HAS passed, but i intend to carry on his legacy of shoddy & morally bankrupt athlete representation.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 65.

Oakland Raiders select CB sportsshrink.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 66

Detroit Lions select DE Seek.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 67.

Cleveland Browns select LB Scorp.

[cdcox]

I'm that college guy who thinks he is a legitimate 3rd round pick. I'm now staring in disbelief that some of these guys that barely played in college are getting picked. I think I'm going to vomit.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 68

Tampa Bay Buccaneers select LB KCChiefsman.

[milkman]

This draft officially sucks ass.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 69

Arizona Cardinals select CB FAX

[Rain Man]

This draft officially sucks ass.

So you're saying it's realistic?

[Rain Man]

I'm that college guy who thinks he is a legitimate 3rd round pick. I'm now staring in disbelief that some of these guys that barely played in college are getting picked. I think I'm going to vomit.

Yep. At 9,400 posts you projected as a high fourth rounder. Let's see if those steroid allegations come back to haunt you.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 70 (acquired from Washington)

Denver Broncos select CB Dale "Fat Fingers" Mercer.

[milkman]

So you're saying it's realistic?

Only if Carl is making all the selections with Gunt as his primary input advisor.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 71

Miami Dolphins select TE KCN.

[cdcox]

Round 3, Pick 70 (acquired from Washington)

Denver Broncos select CB Dale "Fat Fingers" Mercer.

So those "Fat Fingers" explain why he's not a wide out.

[Frazod]

You mean I haven't been picked yet AND Mercer just got selected?

F#ck this, I'm going to take that minor league baseball contract the Cards offered me. :harumph:

[OnTheWarpath15]

You mean I haven't been picked yet AND Mercer just got selected?

F#ck this, I'm going to take that minor league baseball contract the Cards offered me. :harumph:



No shit. You've been hosed. Maybe this should have active members only.

Mr. Irrelevant, here I come.......

[milkman]

No shit. You've been hosed. Maybe this should have active members only.

Mr. Irrelevant, here I come.......

Then at least Rain Man would get one pick right!

:p

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 72

Minnesota Vikings select DB KCWolfman.

Ending the plummet.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 73

Houston Texans select LB trndobrd.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 74

Buffalo Bills select WR cmh6476.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 75.

Atlanta Falcons select DT Big Daddy.

One positive steroid test, and you drop two rounds. Wow.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 76.

San Francisco 49ers select OT bogie.

[Rain Man]

Then at least Rain Man would get one pick right!

:p

Is it my fault you got a 6 on the Wonderlic?

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 77

Pittsburgh Steelers select DE DMAC.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 78

Green Bay Packers select DT ChiefsFire.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 79

Jacksonville Jaguars select LB KCJake.

[Mr. Kotter]

You mean I haven't been picked yet AND Mercer just got selected?

F#ck this, I'm going to take that minor league baseball contract the Cards offered me. :harumph:

Damn.....I can't believe this. I figured I'd slip in the draft; football execs are intimidated by Adonis type prospects with a 99th per centile on the Wonderlic, but you'd think they'd put the good of their team ahead of their petty personal jealousy. You and I still on the "board" proves they don't. :shake:

Carl Peterson's ass must be running this draft....:cuss:


:p

[Rain Man]

Mel Kiper's Top 20 on the board

frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095
Bob Dole 24968
KcMizzou 23453
Vanilla Thunder 23233
|Zach| 23183
Brock 23030
memyselfI 22604
siberian khatru 22504
Donger 22307
the Talking Can 22244
Mecca 22047
milkman 21934
MrBlond 21709

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 80

Tennessee Titans select DB royr17.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 81

New York Giants select DB Kyle401

[Mr. Kotter]

Round 3, Pick 80

Tennessee Titans select DB royr17.
Holy cripes....

WTF did he do; threaten to seduce your wife over the internet if he didn't get drafted? :banghead:

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 82

St. Louis Rams select CB JP Hedden.

[Rain Man]

Holy cripes....

WTF did he do; threaten to seduce your wife over the internet if he didn't get drafted? :banghead:


It's statements like this that are why you're slipping badly. Anonymous scouts report not liking your interview at the combine.

[burt]

You mean I haven't been picked yet AND Mercer just got selected?

F#ck this, I'm going to take that minor league baseball contract the Cards offered me. :harumph:

ROFL ROFL and I was packing for the Arena League.......

[Mr. Kotter]

It's statements like this that are why you're slipping badly. Anonymous scouts report not liking your interview at the combine.

Well, I guess that I can see that...:(



BTW, you got any naked pictures of your wife?

If not, I'll sell you some really nice ones. :hmmm:

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 83

Carolina Panthers select S ILChief.

The run on small-school posters continues.

[noa]

I can't believe HonestChiefFan was taken before some of these other prospects. Did you see the last thread he started?

[kstater]

Frazod getting lonely being the only one in the green room. Just sitting there waiting for the phone to ring sobbing uncontrollably.

[PastorMikH]

You mean I haven't been picked yet AND Mercer just got selected?




Going by volume of posts only is kinda like selecting someone exclusively on their 40 time. Focusing on speed/posts alone can get some major busts. If I were choosing, I'd go for a poster that can put up content, not just someone that has hit "submit" a bunch of times.

[PastorMikH]

Say Kevin, has your cat ever puked on the carpet in the rooms you've renovated?

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 84

Kansas City Chiefs select LB irishjayhawk.

[Frankie]

Mel Kiper's Top 20 on the board

frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095
Bob Dole 24968
KcMizzou 23453
Vanilla Thunder 23233
|Zach| 23183
Brock 23030
memyselfI 22604
siberian khatru 22504
Donger 22307
the Talking Can 22244
Mecca 22047
milkman 21934
MrBlond 21709
One little coronary and I'm out of top 20. :banghead:

[Rain Man]

Say Kevin, has your cat ever puked on the carpet in the rooms you've renovated?

Just once, and it was small. Most of the big ones occur downstairs after he's eaten grass.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 85

Seattle Seahawks select DT 58-4ever.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 86

Denver Broncos select LB MadProphetMargin.

[Frankie]

Just once, and it was small. Most of the big ones occur downstairs after he's eaten grass.
Your cat EATS perfectly good grass?! You should show him how YOU use it.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 87

Dallas Cowboys select DB SaulGood.

With the much higher rated SaulBadGuy still on the board, we can see that character really does matter in this draft.

[CosmicPal]

I'm on the phone with my agent.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 88

New Orleans Saints select DB Saggysack.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 89

New York Jets select OT G_Man.

[Easy 6]

Round 3, Pick 87

Dallas Cowboys select DB SaulGood.

With the much higher rated SaulBadGuy still on the board, we can see that character really does matter in this draft.

... LMAO ...

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 90

Philadelphia Eagles select LB wolfpack0735.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 91

New England Patriots select WR Wallcrawler.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 92 (acquired from Baltimore)

Buffalo Bills select QB John_Locke.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 93

San Diego Chargers select DE JohninGpt.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 94

Chicago Bears select DB TRR.

[PastorMikH]

Hmmm, I usually don't start asking "Who's that?" until the second day of the draft.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 95

Indianapolis Colts select DT gh4chiefs.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 96 (Compensation Pick)

San Diego Chargers select OT yoswif.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 97 (Compensatory pick)

San Francisco 49ers select DE KCJohnny.

[Rain Man]

Round 3, Pick 98 (Compensatory Pick)

Indianapolis Colts select DT Arthur Carlson the Bugeater.

[Rain Man]

The last pick of the third round is coming up. Who will realize their dream of being a Day One pick?

Round 3, Pick 99 (Compensatory Pick)

Oakland Raiders select C Talisman

[Mr. Kotter]

EDITORIAL/Football draft scandal


04/07/2007


As widely suspected, money has been reportedly passed under the table by the Oakland Raiders, Denver Broncos, and rougue player agents including Drew Rosenhouse to acting NFL Commissioner in blackballing at least two of the most promising players in the 2007 NFL draft--frazod and Mr. Kotter. And this may only be the tip of the iceberg. It has now been learned that several clubs also paid a combined sum of more than 60 million Japensese yen each in bribes to at least twenty five other teams to bypass these future NFL stars. A tawdry night of sex, gambling, and drugs appear to be behind this sorry espisode, as the wife of the acting commissioner was being passed around Indianapolis, during the recent combines, like a collection plate at church. Kotter and frazod are allegedly implicated, because they refused to participate in the activities as they considered her a "nappy headed ho."

This story is breaking as we speak, and developments will be posted as news will warrant...

--The Asahi Shimbun, April 6(IHT/Asahi: April 7,2007)

[Rain Man]

At the end of Day One, we've got several surprises still on the board. Poor combines, bad interviews, Wonderlic issues, and steroid allegations dog some of these candidates, and at least one of the Top 20 can't even be located. With others, the drop is a mystery and they'll have to hope that teams go fishing for bargains on Day Two.

Mel Kiper's Top 20 on the board

frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095
Bob Dole 24968
KcMizzou 23453
Vanilla Thunder 23233
|Zach| 23183
Brock 23030
memyselfI 22604
siberian khatru 22504
Donger 22307
the Talking Can 22244
Mecca 22047
milkman 21934
MrBlond 21709

[Mr. Kotter]

Round 3, Pick 97 (Compensatory pick)

San Francisco 49ers select DE KCJohnny.

Oh, the the inhumanity and injustice cuts deep..... :deevee::deevee::deevee:

[PastorMikH]

EDITORIAL/Football draft scandal


04/07/2007


As widely suspected, money has been reportedly passed under the table by the Oakland Raiders, Denver Broncos, and rougue player agents Drew Rosenhouse to acting NFL Commissioner in blackballing at least two of the most promising players in the 2007 NFL draft--frazod and Mr. Kotter. And this may only be the tip of the iceberg. It has now been learned that several clubs also paid a combined sum of more than 60 million Japensese yen each in bribes to at least twenty five other teams to bypass these future NFL stars. A tawdry night of sex, gambling, and drugs appear to be behind this sorry espisode, as the wife of the acting commissioner was being passed around Indianapolis, during the recent combines, like a collection plate at church. Kotter and frazod are allegedly implicated, because they refused to participate in the activities as they considered her a "nappy headed ho."

This story is breaking as we speak, and developments will be posted as news will warrant...

--The Asahi Shimbun, April 6(IHT/Asahi: April 7,2007)



The story line of how I was passed over is even bigger than the one of the five of you and Frazod being passed over.

:fire:

[Mr. Kotter]

The story line of how I was passed over is even bigger than the one of the five of you....



See what I mean, I can be the entire Defensive line all by myself. :harumph:

[patteeu]

Round 3, Pick 86

Denver Broncos select LB MadProphetMargin.

MadProphetMargin didn't play his junior or senior years and he didn't bother to show up for the combine. He must have just been drafted on the basis of a cool name or something. The second coming of Rocky Calmus, I guess.

[Bugeater]

Round 3, Pick 98 (Compensatory Pick)

Indianapolis Colts select DT Arthur Carlson the Bugeater.
Wow, DT? I'd better start hitting the buffets and pounding Krispy Kremes.

[patteeu]

EDITORIAL/Football draft scandal


04/07/2007


As widely suspected, money has been reportedly passed under the table by the Oakland Raiders, Denver Broncos, and rougue player agents including Drew Rosenhouse to acting NFL Commissioner in blackballing at least two of the most promising players in the 2007 NFL draft--frazod and Mr. Kotter. And this may only be the tip of the iceberg. It has now been learned that several clubs also paid a combined sum of more than 60 million Japensese yen each in bribes to at least twenty five other teams to bypass these future NFL stars. A tawdry night of sex, gambling, and drugs appear to be behind this sorry espisode, as the wife of the acting commissioner was being passed around Indianapolis, during the recent combines, like a collection plate at church. Kotter and frazod are allegedly implicated, because they refused to participate in the activities as they considered her a "nappy headed ho."

This story is breaking as we speak, and developments will be posted as news will warrant...

--The Asahi Shimbun, April 6(IHT/Asahi: April 7,2007)

This is a bogus charge. I'd be surprised if Mr. Kotter is drafted at all. Reliable sources indicate that he has had problems with mulitple personality disorder. After the trouble the Raiders had with Barret Robbins, teams are hesitant to take on players who are only tenuously connected to reality.

And Frazod is known to have had at least one violent incident involving a firearm and a refrigerator that many GMs will consider to be a risk factor if not a sign that it's better to steer entirely clear of this guy.

[banyon]

This is a bogus charge. I'd be surprised if Mr. Kotter is drafted at all. Reliable sources indicate that he has had problems with mulitple personality disorder. After the trouble the Raiders had with Barret Robbins, teams are hesitant to take on players who are only tenuously connected to reality.

And Frazod is known to have had at least one violent incident involving a firearm and a refrigerator that many GMs will consider to be a risk factor if not a sign that it's better to steer entirely clear of this guy.
ROFL ROFL

[007]

At the end of Day One, we've got several surprises still on the board. Poor combines, bad interviews, Wonderlic issues, and steroid allegations dog some of these candidates, and at least one of the Top 20 can't even be located. With others, the drop is a mystery and they'll have to hope that teams go fishing for bargains on Day Two.

Mel Kiper's Top 20 on the board

frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095
Bob Dole 24968
KcMizzou 23453
Vanilla Thunder 23233
|Zach| 23183
Brock 23030
memyselfI 22604
siberian khatru 22504
Donger 22307
the Talking Can 22244
Mecca 22047
milkman 21934
MrBlond 21709
Fraz is still on the board? So you are telling me that every team in the league is run by idiots?

[burt]

The story line of how I was passed over is even bigger than the one of the five of you and Frazod being passed over.

:fire:

It scares me very much to see YOU post this..... :fire:












ROFL

[Mosbonian]

At the end of Day One, we've got several surprises still on the board. Poor combines, bad interviews, Wonderlic issues, and steroid allegations dog some of these candidates, and at least one of the Top 20 can't even be located. With others, the drop is a mystery and they'll have to hope that teams go fishing for bargains on Day Two.

Mel Kiper's Top 20 on the board

frazod 40367
Ultra Peanut 37285
keg in kc 34239
Mr. Kotter 31722
Iowanian 30996
Saulbadguy 27462
Cochise 26148
morphius 26095
Bob Dole 24968
KcMizzou 23453
Vanilla Thunder 23233
|Zach| 23183
Brock 23030
memyselfI 22604
siberian khatru 22504
Donger 22307
the Talking Can 22244
Mecca 22047
milkman 21934
MrBlond 21709


Just like a Mel Kiper draft.....ratings are based on quantity versus quality.

mmaddog
*******

[Rain Man]

Welcome to Day Two of the Chiefsplanet 2007 Draft.

Round 4, Pick 100

Oakland Raiders select RB Chitown.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 101

Detroit Lions select WR Chris Meck.

Millen's at it again.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 102

Tampa Bay Buccaneers select WR TheNextStep

[kstater]

Round 4, Pick 101

Detroit Lions select WR Chris Meck.

Millen's at it again.
ROFL

Detroit is gonna wind up with 7 WR aren't they.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 103

Cleveland Browns select LB HolmeZz.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 104 (acquired from Washington)

San Francisco 49ers select TE philfree.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 105

Arizona Cardinals select DE Crazyhorse.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 106

Minnesota Vikings select DT Dunit35.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 107

Houston Texans select LB stewie.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 108

Miami Dolphins select LB frazod.

Okay, let's pull the poor guy out of the green room and do that interview at last.

[Bowser]

My agent is now officially shitcanned.

I'm WAY too good of a player to go in the sixth round! [/Bobby Newcombe]

[Nzoner]

I knew getting busted with that cell phone flask at the combine was going to come back and bite me in the ass.

[kstater]

Round 4, Pick 107

Houston Texans select LB stewie.


Stewie must have had a Really good combine to go this high.

[Rain Man]

Round 4, Pick 109

Atlanta Falcons select S Katie.

[Frazod]

And Frazod is known to have had at least one violent incident involving a firearm and a refrigerator that many GMs will consider to be a risk factor if not a sign that it's better to steer entirely clear of this guy.

ROFL That must be it.

[Frazod]

Round 4, Pick 108

Miami Dolphins select LB frazod.

Okay, let's pull the poor guy out of the green room and do that interview at last.

The DOLPHINS? :#

I'm definitely going the baseball route. :banghead:

[Logical]

Damn.....I can't believe this. I figured I'd slip in the draft; football execs are intimidated by Adonis type prospects with a 99th per centile on the Wonderlic, but you'd think they'd put the good of their team ahead of their petty personal jealousy. You and I still on the "board" proves they don't. :shake:

Carl Peterson's ass must be running this draft....:cuss:


:pThe Evil Mastermind being drafted #1 had his agent hard at work on giving you the old screw job, Hel'n says hi.

[Mosbonian]

The DOLPHINS? :#

I'm definitely going the baseball route. :banghead:

That's probably why I am headed for the 7th round......some guy who was a 7th rounder last year said I should make them think I was going to play baseball. That way I would be sure to go to a team with a crappy defense that would start a rookie right away.

mmaddog
*******

[Logical]

The DOLPHINS? :#

I'm definitely going the baseball route. :banghead:Who you kiddin, you cannot hit lefthanders.

[Mr. Kotter]

The Evil Mastermind being drafted #1 had his agent hard at work on giving you the old screw job, Hel'n says hi.

Damn, I knew that would come back to bite me.

Good thing for you I'll be willing to sign as a FA with KC, and become the next Eric Hicks.

:spock:

Er, eh.....or maybe someone else. :banghead:

[Frankie]

Has GAZ been taken yet?

[kepp]

I guess my invitation to the combine was lost in the mail?! I may be from a smaller school, but how much do you wanna bet that I can throw this football over those mountains over there?!
http://www.evergreendaze.com/discreetimages/uncle_rico.jpg

[Iowanian]

Fraz sounds like a very likely late round Chicago DT.....or a cincinatti pick for sure.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Man... not even a first day pick. I'm a rookie starter wherever I go.

[chiefscafan]

interview with chiefscafan

Though highly recruited out of high school the speed phenom barely got any playing time and only played in his last year. Wowing scouts at the combine must not be enough to get drafted.


chiefscafan had this to say,


"What I lack in experience I more than make up for in quality." I was behind some great players and just waited for my turn and when it came I took it. Personally I'm ready to contribute anyway I can on special teams etc. I'm listed as a Safety or CB but I can also play WR or return kicks. I just can't wait to see where i'm gonna go."

Kiper: Personally i think this kid is gonna be a steal for some team down the road later on in this draft."

[Fire Me Boy!]

I would like to think that bigtime performances bump some people up... like Hall of Fame threads. :D

[Pitt Gorilla]

Did anyone film the Jets fans reactions? Who? Ugh! NO!

[DMAC]

Round 3, Pick 77

Pittsburgh Steelers select DE DMAC.The number 77 follows me around just like 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 follow Hugo.

Too bad there isnt a "Pick 2" in the lottery.

Glad to be a Steeler though. Now I get to wear short shorts, grow a mustache and get sweaty in a factory.

[PastorMikH]

No drafting today? Is Rainman's interest beginning to fade?

[Mr. Kotter]

No drafting today? Is Rainman's interest beginning to fade?The corruption of the stand-in commissioner has landed his sorry tail in jail. At this very moment, he's become prison-bitch to a dude that looks a lot like Mr. T, but played for the Donks awhile back. They are sharing a 5 x 8 cell. In Pueblo's maximum security facility. You dig?

[VonneMarie]

Round 1, Pick 17.

Jacksonville Jaguars select QB VonneMarie.
OMG!!!! I'm going to J-ville!!!!1 PBJ PBJ PBJ

[Sam Hall]

The lack of experience is hurting me. I shouldn't have entered the draft after my redshirt sophomore year, like Sydney Rice. But hey, I am a raw talent.

[Halfcan]

have I been drafted yet?

[RealSNR]

have I been drafted yet?You'll have to wade through pages and pages of posts like the rest of us here.

[Mr. Kotter]

You'll have to wade through pages and pages of posts like the rest of us here.

Or he could use the "search this thread" function.... ;)

[RealSNR]

Rain Man has 133 posts in this thread alone. If that's not cheating, I don't know what is.

[Mr. Kotter]

Rain Man has 133 posts in this thread alone. If that's not cheating, I don't know what is.
Duly noted.

"Post Whoring" will be added to the charges against this social miscreant and thug known as "Rain Man."

[RealSNR]

Or he could use the "search this thread" function.... ;)You don't talk to Cincinnati's new starting LT like that. I'm the bookend that's going to send Carson Palmer straight into the record books in a couple years.

[RealSNR]

Duly noted.

"Post Whoring" will be added to the charges against this social miscreant and thug known as "Rain Man."I hear the Broncos are considering a post-pick trade before the draft is even done ala Eli Manning/Philip Rivers. They want one of their own kind...

[Mr. Kotter]

You don't talk to Cincinnati's new starting LT like that. I'm the bookend that's going to send Carson Palmer straight into the record books in a couple years.

Cincinatti? :spock:

Heh. You'll be lucky to keep you nappy-headed ass from long-term suspensions from hangin' wit da Hos and playas....bro. That and you need to find the sense to push yo azz away from the buffet table, and into da weight room mo often? Yo? :harumph: