FAX For Mod

[FAX]

As many of you know, I have long aspired to mod status. This is a personal goal dating back to the unfortunate N00b (sp?) revolt of 2004 (the disastrous results of which stick in my craw like a raw Giant Toad leg to this very day).

Well, since we're voting on stuff, and based on the fact that this is a community-driven board, I'm asking for your vote that I be made a mod.

I promise that, if you vote for me, I will study hard, ban the living crap out of people day in and day out for completely arbitrary reasons, or sometimes for no reason whatsoever, change Mr. GoChiefs username weekly, ensure that every donk fan has an avatar that bears a striking resemblance to a puckered anus, and work tirelessly to see that Mr. Baby Lee's random grammatical corrections are held in check.

I appreciate your vote and look forward to serving you as the people's mod representative.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

[stlchiefs]

Let's see if this works for me too: "Poll come forth" ????

[DMAC]

Don't you disappear for months at a time?

[Extra Point]

Landslide victory, or just the landslide.

FAX for MOD!

[FAX]

Don't you disappear for months at a time?

Yes. But, that's what makes this so good, Mr. DMAC. During my absences, you guys can do whatever the heck you want!!!

FAX

[crazycoffey]

yea, not looking forward to the avatars, though blaa

[dirk digler]

FAX is my favorite person here so this is an easy decision

[Redrum_69]

If FAX can be a mod, then I want to be a mod too



Vote for PEDRO!!!



If I get mod status, I'll I.P ban memyselfI and hootie

and I'll even change Gochiefs name

and a few others names as well...maybe even phobias....

[Redrum_69]

Someone had to vote "nah"

[StcChief]

If you can handle it. and have the time.

[FAX]

If you can handle it. and have the time.

My platform is simple, Mr. StcChief. Lots of banning. Lots of puckered anus donk avatars. And, lots of misspelled words.

How much time can that take?

FAX

[Wile_E_Coyote]

I don't like the idea of trading Fax & more importantly, isn't Maude dead

[luv]

Will you be replacing someone? I've heard the Senator's been up to no good lately.

[FAX]

Someone had to vote "nah"

I'm certain there will be many nah votes, Mr. Redrum_69. Too many bad limericks under the bridge.

But, a one vote margin equals a win. Remember, if you like bannings, FAX is your man.

FAX

[Mr. Laz]

while i really do like Mr. Fax ..... he his last disappearance was like 6 months or something.


but i do think we need another mod .... one that is here more.



one that is more concerned with upkeep than games

[FAX]

Will you be replacing someone? I've heard the Senator's been up to no good lately.

I've heard nothing in respect to Mr. Bob Dole's recent activities, Ms. luv. And, frankly, that's probably for the best.

No, I want to be like a special services mod. Mainly in charge of random bannings.

FAX

[dirk digler]

I've heard nothing in respect to Mr. Bob Dole's recent activities, Ms. luv. And, frankly, that's probably for the best.

No, I want to be like a special services mod. Mainly in charge of random bannings.

FAX

I already voted yes but it would be cool to ban them via one of your clever poems.

[Bob Dole]

Will you be replacing someone? I've heard the Senator's been up to no good lately.

Now you're just making shit up.

[Redrum_69]

Tell you what


If I get voted as mod....I'd ban myself

[FAX]

while i really do like Mr. Fax ..... he his last disappearance was like 6 months or something.

but i do think we need another mod .... one that is here more.

one that is more concerned with upkeep than games

I'm big on upkeep, Mr. Laz. Upkeep is like ... you know ... second nature to me. Like I always say, "An upkeep in every pot!"

FAX

[luv]

Now you're just making shit up.
Oh c'mon. Be a little adventurous.

[FAX]

I already voted yes but it would be cool to ban them via one of your clever poems.

As long as it isn't Mr. htismaqe. I ain't rhyming with that.

FAX

[MOhillbilly]

If FAX can be a mod, then I want to be a mod too



Vote for PEDRO!!!



If I get mod status, I'll I.P ban memyselfI and hootie

and I'll even change Gochiefs name

and a few others names as well...maybe even phobias....

all thats so last year.

[DMAC]

I think everyone should be mods...Boy, wouldn't that be fun!

[FAX]

I think everyone should be mods...Boy, wouldn't that be fun!

Not a bad idea, Mr. DMAC. Not bad at all.

If and when I become a mod, I promise you right here and now that will be the first piece of legislation I introduce.

(Do mods introduce legislation?)

FAX

[Mr. Laz]

I'm big on upkeep, Mr. Laz. Upkeep is like ... you know ... second nature to me. Like I always say, "An upkeep in every pot!"

FAX
you make me laugh

[Skip Towne]

I like this idea, FAX, but I will only vote yes if you agree to lock the Word Association thread.

[FAX]

I like this idea, FAX, but I will only vote yes if you agree to lock the Word Association thread.

Great idea, Mr. Skip Towne. I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, I will lock that darn Word Association thread so tight, you won't be able to squeeze a vowel in there. Now, use your good hand and vote your conscience.

You do still have a conscience, don't you, Mr. Skip Towne?

FAX

[JBucc]

I voted yes, but it should be known I would vote yes to make just about anyone a mod. I love a good modding.

[Fire Me Boy!]

What can you do for more nipple slip pictures around here?

[FAX]

What can you do for more nipple slip pictures around here?

Did I fail to mention nipples, Mr. Fire Me Boy!? An oversight.

I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, nipples will no longer be prohibited. Instead, every third post shall be required to include a minimum of one nipple. Preferably, two.

But, not the really, really long ones, if you don't mind.

FAX

[Fire Me Boy!]

Did I fail to mention nipples, Mr. Fire Me Boy!? An oversight.

I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, nipples will no longer be prohibited. Instead, every third post shall be required to include a minimum of one nipple. Preferably, two.

But, not the really, really long ones, if you don't mind.

FAX
Well, you're certainly winning me over.

[RealSNR]

I've got a better idea.

Have the Planet vote me in as a fellow administrator alongside morphius and Austin Chief and I'll make FAX a mod myself. That way I can have buttloads of power and the Donk fans will have puckered anus avatars and I won't have to lift a finger.

[Fire Me Boy!]

... Austin Chief ... and I won't have to lift a finger.
I think someone's already got that position. I'm not naming names, though.

[DaFace]

Although I do respect you and believe you would do an excellent job, Mr. Fax, I'm a strong believer that less modding = better modding. So, I have to divulge that I am one of the "nah" votes.

[crazycoffey]

Although I do respect you and believe you would do an excellent job, Mr. Fax, I'm a strong believer that less modding = better modding. So, I have to divulge that I am one of the "nah" votes.



hater....


is it because fax's avatar looks like a nappy headed person?

[Joie]

This is turning into the Big Government vs. Small Government debate.

My apologies, FAX, I have not voted.

[RealSNR]

I think someone's already got that position. I'm not naming names, though.Huh? I must have missed this. I know morphius is an admin, but I didn't know Austin was gone.

[FAX]

I've got a better idea.

Have the Planet vote me in as a fellow administrator alongside morphius and Austin Chief and I'll make FAX a mod myself. That way I can have buttloads of power and the Donk fans will have puckered anus avatars and I won't have to lift a finger.

Not a bad idea, Mr. SNR. Not bad at all.

But just remember, power corrupts and buttload power corrupts absolutely.

FAX

[FAX]

Although I do respect you and believe you would do an excellent job, Mr. Fax, I'm a strong believer that less modding = better modding. So, I have to divulge that I am one of the "nah" votes.

I understand, Mr. DaFace. I feel the same way.

That's why, if and when I become a mod, I'm going to ban a bunch of mods.

FAX

[DMAC]

I understand, Mr. DaFace. I feel the same way.

That's why, if and when I become a mod, I'm going to ban a bunch of mods.

FAXNow wait a second...I thought that if you became a mod, your first action would be to make everyone mods...

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/3069/faxgl6.jpg

You have 1 minute to rebutt before I hit the "nah" button!!!

[FAX]

This is turning into the Big Government vs. Small Government debate.

My apologies, FAX, I have not voted.

No apologies necessary, Ms. Joie.

As for the size of government debate, just like the nipple issue, it's a fair question that should be discussed. I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, I will fight for open government and open blouses.

FAX

[FAX]

Excellent point there, Mr. DMAC.

I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, I'm going to make everyone a mod then I'm going to ban a bunch of mods.

Does that cover it?

FAX

[RealSNR]

If you're a mod, FAX, can you change Big Daddy's name to "Bitch Tits"? I have nothing against him, I just think that would be downright hilarious.

[DMAC]

Excellent point there, Mr. DMAC.

I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, I'm going to make everyone a mod then I'm going to ban a bunch of mods.

Does that cover it?

FAXAhh I see. Very smart...very clever. I like you as a mod FAX. Everything looks like it checks out.






Unnnnnnfortunately, you were 4 minutes too late on my 1 minute rebutt deadline.

"Nah" it is...but, not because I want to, because I have to.

[FAX]

If you're a mod, FAX, can you change Big Daddy's name to "Bitch Tits"? I have nothing against him, I just think that would be downright hilarious.

Has he voted yet?

FAX

[FAX]

.... Unnnnnnfortunately, you were 4 minutes too late on my 1 minute rebutt deadline.

"Nah" it is...but, not because I want to, because I have to.

Server delays, Mr. DMAC. Server delays.

I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, there will no longer be server delays, dang it.

FAX

[Rain Man]

This is just like how Hitler became chancellor of Germany, but with less cool uniforms.

[cdcox]

Careful, FAX, you may draw DOGPISS out of retirement.

[FAX]

This is just like how Hitler became chancellor of Germany, but with less cool uniforms.

Shhh.

Ahem ... did I mention that, if and when I become a mod, the Planet clock will always have the correct time?

FAX

[Redrum_69]

This is just like how Hitler became chancellor of Germany, but with less cool uniforms.



What was life like back then compared to now, old timer...

[Rain Man]

Shhh.

Ahem ... did I mention that, if and when I become a mod, the Planet clock will always have the correct time?

FAX

I want bigger highways with no speed limits. And Austria. Can you do that?

[CoMoChief]

Vote for me and I'll ban AutumnWind and Supercoupe for life.

[FAX]

Rest assured, Mr. CoMoChief. If and when I become a mod, I will assign a group of leading scientists to work around the clock on the AutumnWind problem.

And we're going to get Austria for Mr. Rain Man too, by golly.

FAX

[Zebedee DuBois]

I am suspicious of those that seek power.

[FAX]

I am suspicious of those that seek power.

So am I, Mr. Zebedee DuBois. So am I. And, for that very reason, I am in favor of term limits for mods.

That's why, if and when I become a mod, if they don't go peaceably, I'll ban them to heck and gone.

FAX

[Zebedee DuBois]

You want to be "Mod For A Day"?

[Hammock Parties]

FAX would be an excellent mod. He is even-handed and slow to anger.

[RJ]

FAX, remember:

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely".

But then maybe you're ok with that.

[FAX]

FAX, remember:

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely".

But then maybe you're ok with that.

Yeah ... now that you mention it, that sounds pretty good, Mr. RJ.

FAX

[crazycoffey]

FAX would be an excellent mod. He is even-handed and slow to anger.


who is Ken Harris?

[FAX]

You want to be "Mod For A Day"?

That might do it, Mr. Zebedee DuBois. I don't know how long it takes to get the hang of the ban button.

I'll tell you this, though. If and when I become a mod, everyone will know who Ken Harris is.

FAX

[2112]

FAX RULES!

[Zebedee DuBois]

Who is Ken Harris?

[Zebedee DuBois]

Never mind....Wikepedia tells me:

Ken Harris (1898-1982) was an American animator who worked for several film studios. He was widely considered as one of the best animators of his time. His most famous work was at Warner Bros. Cartoons under the supervision of director Chuck Jones; this association began in 1938 and lasted until 1962. After Jones left Warner's, Harris worked with former animator Phil Monroe on two cartoons before Warner Bros. closed its cartoon department. In 1963, Harris worked briefly for Hanna-Barbera, then rejoined Jones at M-G-M for three years. In the 1970s, he worked on an animated version of A Christmas Carol, the opening titles of The Return of the Pink Panther and the feature film The Thief and the Cobbler.

[banyon]

If it means more FAX posts, then I cast a hearty "aye"!

[ChiefFan31]

I voted yea.

FAX for mod!

[Bugeater]

I voted for you Mr. FAX, and when you become a mod I'll expect you to fix my username. Or at least shorten it to Mr. Carlson the Bugeater.

[Bob Dole]

FAX would be an excellent mod. He is even-handed and slow to anger.

FAX would probably feel better if you didn't offer your endorsement.

[Easy 6]

I am suspicious of those that seek power.

... LMAO ...

I agree wholeheartedly...but this sounds like a solid yes., let him join our August Panel of Elders.

[Bugeater]

Wow, FAX is right on top of things! :thumb:

Best Mod EVAH!

[KcMizzou]

I understand, Mr. DaFace. I feel the same way.

That's why, if and when I become a mod, I'm going to ban a bunch of mods.

FAXYou're talkin' 'bout a revolution?

[Rain Man]

You're talkin' 'bout a revolution?

That's exactly how Lenin ended up running the Soviet Union.

[KcMizzou]

That's exactly how Lenin ended up running the Soviet Union.LMAO

[unothadeal]

I voted yes, assuming you would have no problem appointing me a mod when you become one yourself.

[Fire Me Boy!]

That's exactly how Lenin ended up running the Soviet Union.
I am the Walrus.

[Rain Man]

I am the Walrus.

The other one. The guy who trained Ringo Stalin.

[FAX]

Please, Mr. Rain Man. You overstate. This is about Austria, now.

I want to thank all who voted for me. I sincerely appreciate your confidence and I promise you right here and now that, if and when I become a mod, you will all be mods, too.

As for those who voted against me, if and when I become a mod, I am going to ban your asses.

FAX