Boy, 7, Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth of Crack in Pocket

[Lzen]

What great parents :shake:

Thursday, April 19, 2007

TAMPA, Fla. — A first grade boy searching his jacket pocket for money found a bag of crack cocaine worth about $8,900, authorities said Wednesday.

The 7-year-old, who attends Forest Hills Elementary School, found the bag at school Tuesday. It contained 89 grams of crack cocaine in chunks "the size of a large cookie," authorities said.

The boy had been reaching in his jacket when he felt the bag, "got scared and told his teacher," according to Tampa police spokeswoman Lisa Parashis.

The boy and his relatives were being interviewed by authorities.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,266867,00.html

[seclark]

i know a young man who's going to get grounded.
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[Lzen]

i know a young man who's going to get grounded.
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ROFL
Dude, you need to post more often.

[seclark]

ROFL
Dude, you need to post more often.
f@ckers around here expect me to work.
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[jiveturkey]

That's not mine. How did that get in there? This isn't even my jacket.

[Lzen]

f@ckers around here expect me to work.
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Screw that. Get your priorities straight, man. :p

[seclark]

Screw that. Get your priorities straight, man. :p
if i could get the wife to take on a 2nd job, i'd retire in a minute.
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[stlchiefs]

That guy down the street stopped and asked me for directions. He must've dropped it in my pocket when I was talking to him. It's not mine I swear.

- I love watching COPS

[FAX]

i know a young man who's going to get grounded.
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FAX

[Hammock Parties]

Hey big daddy I'll suck yo dick for 9 grand!

[Smed1065]

What they expect and what happens is not always the same.




I keep telling my employer that they can want in one hand and s--- in the other. (I hope they do not post here) :)

[Adept Havelock]

Damn. That kid had a decent start-up business opportunity, and pissed it away.

Some people have no sense of entrepreneurship.

[BIG_DADDY]

Damn. That kid had a decent start-up business opportunity, and pissed it away.

Some people have no sense of entrepreneurship.
ROFL

[Rain Man]

Right now some midget crack dealer who went to Chuckie Cheese last night is saying, "Wait a minute. This isn't my jacket."

[Thig Lyfe]

Hey big daddy I'll suck yo dick for 9 grand!

Was this supposed to be a PM?

[kstater]

Was this supposed to be a PM?


No, he's comfortable being out of the closet.

[Crashride]

Thats bs if any of us were caught with two grains of what that kid had wed be in jail...

[RealSNR]

Shit would've made one hell of a bad-ass show and tell presentation

[RealSNR]

The school board will probably enforce drug resistence education on pre-schoolers if they're catching kids as young as 7 bringing crack to school.

[Skip Towne]

Damn. That kid had a decent start-up business opportunity, and pissed it away.

Some people have no sense of entrepreneurship.
Hahaha That kid will spend his life working for someone else.

[ChiefaRoo]

Hahaha That kid will spend his life working for someone else.

Skip, once again you demonstrate your penetrating insight. Now why don't you come over and adjust the color on my HD

[Skip Towne]

Skip, once again you demonstrate your penetrating insight. Now why don't you come over and adjust the color on my HD
How did you ever get the idea I liked you? Seriously though, I get a kick out of punking you.

[ChiefaRoo]

How did you ever get the idea I liked you? Seriously though, I get a kick out of punking you.

Skip. I want you to be my cable guy and I want you to wash my car.

[ChiefaRoo]

Skip, when are you going to start a thread about how much lint is in your dryer?