View Full Version : I'm getting ****ed up tonight
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 03:13 PM
Damn long week at work. I'm gonna drink my ass until I'm falling down and molesting any woman within reaching distance.
Who's with me?
Stewie
04-20-2007, 03:15 PM
Only if the stewardess is hot. :)
Redrum_69
04-20-2007, 03:15 PM
Hootie wants to go
Who's with me?
I'm sure all the girls are sending PMs now.....
Braincase
04-20-2007, 03:16 PM
My wife's getting home tonight after being out of town all week. Yeah, there's going to be some movement on the richter scale tonight. There's going to be an assquake.
Poker... I Hardly Know her
Phobia
04-20-2007, 03:29 PM
I'm cooking tonight. I may drink a couple. Maybe.
BIG_DADDY
04-20-2007, 03:35 PM
You have no idea. company taxes, my taxes, next quarterly, all the pregnanacy problems and now the IRS said they want to meet with me on Monday and they want more information than you can possibly imagine. Add to that the fact that we have many clients and some of them lose their reports and need the information immediately and I am pulling my hair out.
Baby Lee
04-20-2007, 03:35 PM
I see a bit on 'pain go bye-bye juice' in my future.
With you? Oh Hell no. I will not be going within arm's reach of you.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 03:42 PM
With you? Oh Hell no. I will not be going within arm's reach of you.
Hey. Come a little closer. I want to tell you something.
Hey. Come a little closer. I want to tell you something.
:bang: Mr. Plow
Do not take a step closer.
Crashride
04-20-2007, 03:45 PM
and the posters name is mr. plow
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 03:50 PM
:bang: Mr. Plow
Do not take a step closer.
Seriously, you've got something on your shirt. I'll get it......
Seriously, you've got something on your shirt. I'll get it......
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NO!! I said Don't touch!!
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 03:53 PM
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NO!! I said Don't touch!!
Uhhh....is that aces behind you?
Sorry man. I didn't see you there.
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NO!! I said Don't touch!!Buy that one another drink Mr. Plow.
88TG88
04-20-2007, 03:57 PM
Best thread EVARRRRRR
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 04:12 PM
Buy that one another drink Mr. Plow.
I tried. They don't serve Keystone Light here.
I tried. They don't serve Keystone Light here.
I don't like beer. Fuzzy Navels are good, along with some other mixed drinks for getting drunk. For a nightcap nothing beats Espresso with Kahlua and Bailey's.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 04:18 PM
I'm buying me a bottle of Baileys tonight. Just to have around the house. But I'm drinking some red bull & vodka's tonight.
Sure, I'll be up until 4am, but I'll be drunk
We bought a bottle of Baileys and a bottle of Kahlua. I could so easily become a drunk with that stuff.
NJ Chief Fan
04-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Im getting shit faced all weekend, Im not even going to be smoking weed. Im pretty proud of myself, considering its 420.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 04:37 PM
We bought a bottle of Baileys and a bottle of Kahlua. I could so easily become a drunk with that stuff.
Let's give it a try.
Hammock Parties
04-20-2007, 04:41 PM
STAND BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND ON THIS SUCKER'S ABOUT TO BLOW!
Let's give it a try.
:Poke:
Stay at least this far away.
We bought a bottle of Baileys and a bottle of Kahlua. I could so easily become a drunk with that stuff.
Bailey's has the different flavors. I've gotten to where I get the caramel to put in my hot chocolate.
Bailey's has the different flavors. I've gotten to where I get the caramel to put in my hot chocolate.
That sounds good. We just got the original. I knew I wanted Kahlua mixed in the same drink so I was a little wary of the flavored ones.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 06:21 PM
:Poke:
Stay at least this far away.
My stick will reach that far.
My stick will reach that far.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Raiderhater
04-20-2007, 06:46 PM
Bailey's has the different flavors. I've gotten to where I get the caramel to put in my hot chocolate.
The caramel flavor is overrated. Mint is the way to go.
The caramel flavor is overrated. Mint is the way to go.
You and your mint. :shake:
Hammock Parties
04-20-2007, 06:58 PM
Ah. Noodle soup.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:00 PM
Who's with me?
You mean like a 3 way? Just don't touch my stuff dude.
You mean like a 3 way? Just don't touch my stuff dude.
You and Plow? I'm in.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:11 PM
You and Plow? I'm in.
Wow... really...?
Plow... you got this?
Mr. Flopnuts
04-20-2007, 07:12 PM
You and Plow? I'm in.
Actually, unless they're freaks, they'd be in. You'd be............inned.
Careful, Mr. Plow needs to just share a room with a woman and she gets knocked up. May want to double-up on the BC.
Careful, Mr. Plow needs to just share a room with a woman and she gets knocked up. May want to double-up on the BC.
Oh yeah. Better get that morning after pill.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:17 PM
Oh yeah. Better get that morning after pill.
Don't toy with me. I'm weak.
Oh yeah. Better get that morning after pill.
Might want to consider wrapping him up too. And make sure you haven't missed your Pill for like six months.
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 07:18 PM
Don't toy with me. I'm weak.Why's Mecca in your avatar?
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:18 PM
Why's Mecca in your avatar?
He's not.
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 07:20 PM
He's not.Ok... that "V for Vendetta" guy?
Don't toy with me. I'm weak.
Eh, I'm a one man kinda woman. I'd have to choose one or the other.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:21 PM
Eh, I'm a one man kinda woman. I'd have to choose one or the other.
Well then it's me. I'm hotter.
Eh, I'm a one man kinda woman. I'd have to choose one or the other.
Nothing saying you can't test drive them both before purchasing.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:22 PM
Ok... that "V for Vendetta" guy?
no
Demonpenz
04-20-2007, 07:22 PM
Man take it from a guy who has been souced for years. You should gettng tanked the first day because then you feel like shit the next day. Drink during the week so you can feel like shit onat work
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:22 PM
Nothing saying you can't test drive them both before purchasing.
:hmmm:
I go first then.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:22 PM
You and Plow? I'm in.
Wait a minute, what did I get involved in?
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:23 PM
Wait a minute, what did I get involved in?
You really should pay more attention... and bring protection.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:25 PM
You really should pay more attention... and bring protection.
Got it. My wife just ran to get the video camera, where should she stand?
Nothing saying you can't test drive them both before purchasing.
Unlike popular belief, I don't work that way.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:30 PM
Got it. My wife just ran to get the video camera, where should she stand?
uuuhhhhhh.... where ever. Just don't touch my stuff.
Unlike popular belief, I don't work that way.
Me either. I'd been single like 6 years before Aces and I started dating. Never thought it was worth it to be with a guy I wouldn't want to be around more than just in the bedroom.
Now I know why I haven't baked all year. I've eaten the equivalent of three cookies. :banghead:
What kind of cookies?
Oatmeal/white chocolate chip.
Oatmeal/white chocolate chip.
Yummy. I've done oatmeal w/ mini chocolate chips before.
Yummy. I've done oatmeal w/ mini chocolate chips before.
I hate raisins. I've substituted several things.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:35 PM
Wait a minute, did this turn into the 10pm Junior thread?
I hate raisins. I've substituted several things.
Me too. Raisins are nasty. One of the few fruits I don't like. Raisins, kiwi and bananas.
Wait a minute, did this turn into the 10pm Junior thread?
You make a thread, you stand the chance of having it hijacked.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:36 PM
Me too. Raisins are nasty. One of the few fruits I don't like. Raisins, kiwi and bananas.
Try prunes.
Wait a minute, did this turn into the 10pm Junior thread?
If ya gotta problem with it bump 10pm.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:36 PM
You make a thread, you stand the chance of having it hijacked.
Should be fun to wade through this by time I get ****ed up.
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 07:36 PM
If ya gotta problem with it bump 10pm.
No problem.
Try prunes.
Oddly enough, I like prunes. And dates. I'm just a raisin hater.
Try prunes.
I don't like raisins, prunes, or dates. Well, a date might be nice, but not the fruity kind.
I'm not working tonight. Ordinarily I would get ****ed up with you, but I'm leaving town at 8:30 in the morning.
I've got the kids so there will be no nightcap this evening.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:52 PM
Of fine I go look at another thread, watch some stand up and the thread goes from me having sex with luv while Plow's wife videotapes... to cookie talk.
I thought we had something special.
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 07:54 PM
Of fine I go look at another thread, watch some stand up and the thread goes from me having sex with luv while Plow's wife videotapes... to cookie talk.
I thought we had something special.We do! The Royals just scored 5 runs in one inning!
What... you weren't talkin' to me?
Of fine I go look at another thread, watch some stand up and the thread goes from me having sex with luv while Plow's wife videotapes... to cookie talk.
I thought we had something special.
You don't like my cookies?
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 07:55 PM
You don't like my cookies?
I love them if that's what you want.
:p
I love them if that's what you want.
:p
No. It's all about you, baby. What do you want?
Easy 6
04-20-2007, 08:06 PM
Wait a minute, did this turn into the 10pm Junior thread?
... ROFL ...
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 08:07 PM
No. It's all about you, baby. What do you want?
You're toying with me again.
Simply Red
04-20-2007, 08:07 PM
I've got the kids so there will be no nightcap this evening.
pussy
You're toying with me again.
You know you like it.
Nzoner
04-20-2007, 08:13 PM
2 giant margaritas at the restaurant and now on my 3rd bully Porter at home,just kicked back and burnin some new cd's for Stevie and I's roadtrip.
2 giant margaritas at the restaurant and now on my 3rd bully Porter at home,just kicked back and burnin some new cd's for Stevie and I's roadtrip.
when are you guys stoppin in olathe :hmmm:
Nzoner
04-20-2007, 08:21 PM
when are you guys stoppin in olathe :hmmm:
Roadtrip '08
88TG88
04-20-2007, 08:21 PM
When I first met you, didn't realize,
I can't forget you or your surprise
You introduced me to my mind
And left me watching you and you kind.
Oh yeah
I love you. Oh, you know it.
My life was empty, forever on a down,
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf though you can't hear
Oh yeah!
Come on now - Try it out!
Straight people don't know what you're about,
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief,
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf
Oh yeah baby!
Come on now! Oh yeah!
Try me out baby!
Alright! Oh yeah-ah!
I want you part of this sweet leaf!
Oh yeah!
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh try me out
I love you sweet leaf, oh
so is mr.plow Molesting anyone yet?
so is mr.plow Molesting anyone yet?
He tried. And he'll be regretting it for quite some time.
:p
Easy 6
04-20-2007, 08:32 PM
so is mr.plow Molesting anyone yet?
Himself...while the wife tapes the sordid proceedings.
Delano
04-20-2007, 08:34 PM
We do! The Royals just scored 5 runs in one inning!
What... you weren't talkin' to me?
The Royals really want to lose this game. Which is perfect for this Twins fan.
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 08:39 PM
The Royals really want to lose this game. Which is perfect for this Twins fan. Solo Homerun Royals. 8-6, nobody out.
Delano
04-20-2007, 08:42 PM
Solo Homerun Royals. 8-6, nobody out.
Wow. Guerrier has been very good this year. That surprises me.
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 08:43 PM
Wow. Guerrier has been very good this year. That surprises me.Meh... that was the only hit of the inning for the Royals. Stay tuned.
Chief Roundup
04-20-2007, 08:51 PM
We have had three fridays in a row with some type of significance. Good Friday, Friday the 13th, Friday 420.
Bugeater
04-20-2007, 08:54 PM
Did I miss the party?
Easy 6
04-20-2007, 08:57 PM
Did I miss the party?
No, they've just turned out the lights & are hoping you'll go away... :D
We have had three fridays in a row with some type of significance. Good Friday, Friday the 13th, Friday 420.
They come in threes
KcMizzou
04-20-2007, 09:13 PM
Wow. Guerrier has been very good this year. That surprises me.Gettin' ugly for the Twins.
Gettin' ugly for the Twins.
I might be at the game on Sunday. All depends on those stupid t-storms that KC is supposed to have Sunday.
Dr. Johnny Fever
04-20-2007, 09:31 PM
The Royals really want to lose this game. Which is perfect for this Twins fan.
How did that work out for ya...?
:)
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 11:37 PM
so is mr.plow Molesting anyone yet?
You know any females in need of molesting?
You know any females in need of molesting?
Not really..
Maybe some 88 year old ladys would enjoy an old romp
Mr. Plow
04-20-2007, 11:43 PM
Not really..
Maybe some 88 year old ladys would enjoy an old romp
At this point, with the wife asleep, I'll take what I can get.
Mr. Plow
05-04-2007, 07:18 PM
To complement Pink's thread......I feel like getting ****ed up again tonight.
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