The balcony is full tonight.

[el borracho]

Not sure who it was (I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in more than a decade) but the performer who opened SNL tonight was bursting out of her dress. I don't know how she could possibly sing like that.

[Phobia]

I'm watching Madd TV. Carmen Electra is performing similarly.

[FAX]

Okay. This is wierd. Some girl is performing in a short opalescent gown with a stage band.

FAX

[Pitt Gorilla]

Scarlett Johansson. Nice.

[Hammock Parties]

Breasts are overrated.

[el borracho]

So far SNL isn't that funny- supposedly Bjork is the musical guest tonight. Of course, I could just watch her on youtube if I wanted.

[el borracho]

Scarlett Johansson. Nice.
A quick google image search confirms that is her. I've never seen nor heard of her before. Maybe I need to rent some of her movies- she is, after all, a Golden Globe nominee.

[Raiderhater]

Breasts are overrated.



Heritic.

[el borracho]

Breasts are overrated.
Heh. Ok.

[Mr. Laz]

Breasts are overrated.
of course they are ........ you prefer penis.

[Hammock Parties]

of course they are ........ you prefer penis.

I prefer personality.

[Bowser]

I prefer personality.

You'll get over that one day soon.

[RJ]

Breasts are overrated.



By whom?

[RJ]

So far SNL isn't that funny- supposedly Bjork is the musical guest tonight. Of course, I could just watch her on youtube if I wanted.


Icelandic people are overrated.

[Hammock Parties]

By whom?

Society in general.

[RJ]

Society in general.


There would be no society without women's breasts.

Give credit where credit is due, I say.

[Sam Hall]

Breasts are overrated.

[el borracho]

Icelandic people are overrated.
Well, Bjork's dancing was amateurish at best.

[RJ]

Well, Bjork's dancing was amateurish at best.


Some people would call it a stereotype, but Icelanders just can't dance. No natural rhythm.

On the other hand, the way they get pulled over by the cops all the time is just plain wrong. Because a few of them have a dead reindeer tied to the hood doesn't mean they all do.

[FAX]

Some people would call it a stereotype, but Icelanders just can't dance. No natural rhythm.

On the other hand, the way they get pulled over by the cops all the time is just plain wrong. Because a few of them have a dead reindeer tied to the hood doesn't mean they all do.

ROFL

FAX

[Sam Hall]

Is Ireland the rival of Iceland? Most violent crime in Ireland is alcohol-related.

[FAX]

I think Iceland is the rival of Fireland, Mr. Sam Hall.

But, they get along pretty darn well with Bourbonland.

FAX

[RJ]

I once read an article in National Geographic about a hotel in Iceland that was in a cavern and all the rooms and the furniture, even the beds were made of.......yes, ice. It looked very cold yet strangely luminescent and inviting.

Bet the food sucks, though. Only so many ways to prepare whale blubber.........and you should definitely not serve whale blubber with brown rice.

[KcMizzou]

Breasts are overrated.I never really considered that you might actually be gay, until this...

[acesn8s]

god bless them....again

[big nasty kcnut]

hey breast are good to keep your nose warm in the winter.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

non-breast feed childern suck on a phallic symbol. Make sure your children get the real thing, breast milk

[Phobia]

hey breast are good to keep your nose warm in the winter.
What the?

[Easy 6]

The show was pretty good last night.

But Bjork is HORRIBLE, i have always thought so. No melody, no harmony, no rhythm, no real song structure, unintelligible lyrics, random noises...just HORRIBLE.

Yes, any art form is subjective, but for me i would just as soon subject her to a brutal caning.

[pikesome]

I prefer personality.

You can't hold on to personality for leverage.

[Baby Lee]

The show was pretty good last night.

But Bjork is HORRIBLE, i have always thought so. No melody, no harmony, no rhythm, no real song structure, unintelligible lyrics, random noises...just HORRIBLE.

Yes, any art form is subjective, but for me i would just as soon subject her to a brutal caning.
I can see where she is not for everyone's tastes, but [for me] she has a knack for effing around for a bit, then building to some very emotionally resonant music.
She is a lot like that kind of modern art that half the world thinks is crap and the other preens in front of pretentiously, seemingly random, amateurish, undisciplined. But [again, for me], there are often moments when it's like the landscape reveals itself and is beautiful.

I probably didn't get 1/10 of what I'm trying to say conveyed, but there it is. I'm a Bjork fan, and understand completely those who aren't.



Oh, and nummy nummy Scarlett, the girl with the breasts so spectacular, she turned Isaac Misrahi momentarily straight.

[Easy 6]

I can see where she is not for everyone's tastes, but [for me] she has a knack for effing around for a bit, then building to some very emotionally resonant music.
She is a lot like that kind of modern art that half the world thinks is crap and the other preens in front of pretentiously, seemingly random, amateurish, undisciplined. But [again, for me], there are often moments when it's like the landscape reveals itself and is beautiful.

I probably didn't get 1/10 of what I'm trying to say conveyed, but there it is. I'm a Bjork fan, and understand completely those who aren't.



Oh, and nummy nummy Scarlett, the girl with the breasts so spectacular, she turned Isaac Misrahi momentarily straight.

More power to ya Baby Lee, you must not be the only one either, she's been around for a long time.

But if i ever get the chance, i'll leave inch deep welts on her back... :)

[alanm]

Not sure who it was (I haven't watched Saturday Night Live in more than a decade) but the performer who opened SNL tonight was bursting out of her dress. I don't know how she could possibly sing like that.
I can't believe that no one has said "This thread is worthless with out pics"
This place has lost its burst. :(

[siberian khatru]

Here's the full top ten list of Hollywood's Best Breasts, according to In Touch Weekly:

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Jessica Simpson

3. Salma Hayek

4. Halle Berry

5. Jessica Alba

6. Tyra Banks

7. Jennifer Love Hewitt

8. Rebecca Romijn

9. Lindsay Lohan

10. Brittany Murphy

[burt]

I can see where she is not for everyone's tastes, but [for me] she has a knack for effing around for a bit, then building to some very emotionally resonant music.
She is a lot like that kind of modern art that half the world thinks is crap and the other preens in front of pretentiously, seemingly random, amateurish, undisciplined. But [again, for me], there are often moments when it's like the landscape reveals itself and is beautiful.

I probably didn't get 1/10 of what I'm trying to say conveyed, but there it is. I'm a Bjork fan, and understand completely those who aren't.



Oh, and nummy nummy Scarlett, the girl with the breasts so spectacular, she turned Isaac Misrahi momentarily straight.

Then you would love listening to my blender.....

[burt]

Breasts are overrated.

wow...just wow.......

[Baby Lee]

Then you would love listening to my blender.....
Freebird!!!

[Mecca]

Here's the full top ten list of Hollywood's Best Breasts, according to In Touch Weekly:

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Jessica Simpson

3. Salma Hayek

4. Halle Berry

5. Jessica Alba

6. Tyra Banks

7. Jennifer Love Hewitt

8. Rebecca Romijn

9. Lindsay Lohan

10. Brittany Murphy

Uh.....Jessica Alba and Brittany Murphy would have to grow some breasts in order to be on that list.........

[Bowser]

Brittany Murphy?

Best breast lists shouldn't include women who could pass as crack whores.

[burt]

Brittany Murphy?

Best breast lists shouldn't include women who could pass as crack whores.

[vailpass]

A quick google image search confirms that is her. I've never seen nor heard of her before. Maybe I need to rent some of her movies- she is, after all, a Golden Globe nominee.

You have NEVER heard of Scarlett Johansson? Really? She's among Holloyweird's hottest. I really liked her in "Girl With a Pearl Earring".

[RJ]

I like Bjork.

And I just found out that I really like Scarlett Johanssen.

I don't see many movies, but is that the same girl who was in a movie with Bill Murray a few years ago? The one set in Japan, I'm thinking.

[unothadeal]

Breasts are overrated.
That hasn't stopped you from growing some.

[CoMoChief]

I prefer personality.


You can't **** a personality.

[jidar]

Breasts are overrated.


This may have been the worst comment ever posted to CP.

[Bob Dole]

Bet the food sucks, though. Only so many ways to prepare whale blubber.........and you should definitely not serve whale blubber with brown rice.

They have puffins they can eat, too.

[el borracho]

Here's the full top ten list of Hollywood's Best Breasts, according to In Touch Weekly:

1. Scarlett Johansson

2. Jessica Simpson

3. Salma Hayek

4. Halle Berry

5. Jessica Alba

6. Tyra Banks

7. Jennifer Love Hewitt

8. Rebecca Romijn

9. Lindsay Lohan

10. Brittany Murphy
Oooh, perhaps a photo essay is in order...

[el borracho]

Scarlett Johansson

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/scarlett_johansson_009.jpg

[el borracho]

Jessica Simpson

http://ragrap.com/celebrities/jessica-simpson-sexy-photos.jpg

[el borracho]

Salma Hayek

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_37985~Salma-Hayek-Posters.jpg

[el borracho]

Halle Berry

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0246460/D-804_9453.jpg

[el borracho]

Jessica Alba

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-model/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-1.jpg

[el borracho]

Tyra Banks

http://themes.belchfire.net/screenshots/tyra_banks.jpg

[el borracho]

Jennifer Love Hewitt

http://www.girlskickbutt.com/images/girls/jennifer_love_hewitt/jennifer_love_hewitt_020.jpg

[el borracho]

Rebecca Romijn

http://misc.suramya.com/Images/wallpapers/RebeccaRomijn_VeronicaVarekova.jpg

[el borracho]

Linday Lohan

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/lindsay_lohan_malibu.jpg

[el borracho]

Brittany Murphy

http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Brittany-Murphy-wallpaper/Brittany_Murphy_3.jpg

[RJ]

They have puffins they can eat, too.


I hear puffin tastes like chicken.

[el borracho]

Here is last night's skit with Johansson (mostly) in that dress:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuH8Lpa02og

[RJ]

El Borracho, those are some fine photographs. Except the Lindsay Lohan, which is kinda creepy looking.

[Easy 6]

El Borracho, those are some fine photographs. Except the Lindsay Lohan, which is kinda creepy looking.

Yep, Lohan looks like garbage, like she just got finished cheating on her boyfriend in a gangbang.

Also, as much as a complete angel as Jessica Alba is, she has no business on a best breasts list. Now on a best booty list, she's Top 5.

[el borracho]

El Borracho, those are some fine photographs. Except the Lindsay Lohan, which is kinda creepy looking.
I wish I could take credit for the photos. Sorry about Lindsay. Perhaps you will like this shot better.

http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/images/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan013.jpg

[Bob Dole]

I hear puffin tastes like chicken.

Bob Dole could never convince Linda to bring any back with her when she went home to visit, so Bob Dole doesn't have any firsthand knowledge of the taste.

[BigMeatballDave]

You have NEVER heard of Scarlett Johansson? Really? She's among Holloyweird's hottest. I really liked her in "Girl With a Pearl Earring".Holy Jesus, that is HOT!

[Shadester]

Scarlett

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f84/Flashlight1969/scarlett.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[vailpass]

Holy Jesus, that is HOT!

Yeah, Scarlett Yo has "it". She puts Lohan, Spears, etc. to shame.

[Shadester]

The Golden Globe grope

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f84/Flashlight1969/scarlett2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[Sam Hall]

Jessica Simpson

http://ragrap.com/celebrities/jessica-simpson-sexy-photos.jpg

Did you take that from the pictures forum? :hmmm:

[Sam Hall]

Linday Lohan

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/lindsay_lohan_malibu.jpg

She's on her way to becoming the next Anna Nicole.

[el borracho]

Did you take that from the pictures forum? :hmmm:
Google image search.

[el borracho]

She's on her way to becoming the next Anna Nicole.
In what sense?

[Sam Hall]

In what sense?

The partying and drugs/alcohol.

[DJay23]

I don't see many movies, but is that the same girl who was in a movie with Bill Murray a few years ago? The one set in Japan, I'm thinking.
Yes, it is called, "Lost in Translation." It is one of my personal favorite movies. Directed by Sophia Copola. Bill Murray is a former big budget movie star in Tokyo to shoot promo adds for a brand of liquor. His marriage is on the rocks and he seems only to want to get away. His character meets Scarlett in the hotel he is staying in. She is there with her photographer husband who is shooting a band. She is going through a sort of quarter life crisis. At 21 she is a recent college grad, wife, and doesn't know what to do with her life. She's bored. So the two of them form a bond and hang out, exploring Tokyo and the intricacies of finding your way in life. It's one of those movies where the characters are so well crafted you feel as if you know them and are there with them. A lot of great and uniquely Japanese visuals and sounds work to isolate them. The humor of the movie lies in the interactions between Americans and Japanese, but the heart of it is in the relationship between Bill and Scarlett. It is a movie you should go rent...nay purchase.

[Jenson71]

Yes, it is called, "Lost in Translation." It is one of my personal favorite movies. Directed by Sophia Copola. Bill Murray is a former big budget movie star in Tokyo to shoot promo adds for a brand of liquor. His marriage is on the rocks and he seems only to want to get away. His character meets Scarlett in the hotel he is staying in. She is there with her photographer husband who is shooting a band. She is going through a sort of quarter life crisis. At 21 she is a recent college grad, wife, and doesn't know what to do with her life. She's bored. So the two of them form a bond and hang out, exploring Tokyo and the intricacies of finding your way in life. It's one of those movies where the characters are so well crafted you feel as if you know them and are there with them. A lot of great and uniquely Japanese visuals and sounds work to isolate them. The humor of the movie lies in the interactions between Americans and Japanese, but the heart of it is in the relationship between Bill and Scarlett. It is a movie you should go rent...nay purchase.

It is a great movie. But a lot of people hate it. Rain Man for one.

[vailpass]

Breasts are overrated.

This is like Ray Charles saying he doesn't care for the color red.

[BigMeatballDave]

Yes, it is called, "Lost in Translation." It is one of my personal favorite movies. Directed by Sophia Copola. Bill Murray is a former big budget movie star in Tokyo to shoot promo adds for a brand of liquor. His marriage is on the rocks and he seems only to want to get away. His character meets Scarlett in the hotel he is staying in. She is there with her photographer husband who is shooting a band. She is going through a sort of quarter life crisis. At 21 she is a recent college grad, wife, and doesn't know what to do with her life. She's bored. So the two of them form a bond and hang out, exploring Tokyo and the intricacies of finding your way in life. It's one of those movies where the characters are so well crafted you feel as if you know them and are there with them. A lot of great and uniquely Japanese visuals and sounds work to isolate them. The humor of the movie lies in the interactions between Americans and Japanese, but the heart of it is in the relationship between Bill and Scarlett. It is a movie you should go rent...nay purchase.I have it. Not bad. You should've mention she spends a good amount of time in her underwear. A good selling point.

[crazycoffey]

I have it. Not bad. You should've mention she spends a good amount of time in her underwear. A good selling point.


It would be a bigger selling point if she spent a good amount of time in my underwear......

[oldandslow]

Here is last night's skit with Johansson (mostly) in that dress:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OuH8Lpa02og

Johansson is one of my favorite actresses. She also seems to be able to sing better than 9/10's of the folks on American Idol as well.

[Easy 6]

It is a great movie. But a lot of people hate it. Rain Man for one.

The only thing to hate about that movie is the ending, the rest is great.