Ladies do you want to please your man?

[blueballs]

Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling. Just roll them between your fingers. That's all we ask.

A happy man gets his balls massaged.


Thank you

[SPchief]

LMAO

[Chiefs Pantalones]

nice thoughts

[blueballs]

May 1st should be national ball massage day
There could be no better way to ring in May day

[luv]

There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.

[blueballs]

If 2-5 minutes doesn't do the trick
we'll more than happliy close the deal ourselves
but you need to start the ball rolling -so to speak

[Rausch]

Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex.

Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.

Calm down there you horndog. A simple ball massage doesn't always lead to sex, unless you really get off on massaging said balls.

[luv]

Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...
ROFL

[blueballs]

A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing

[luv]

A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing
Just rub it out and be done already.

[SPchief]

It doesn't even have to lead to sex.




Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.

[blueballs]

Just rub it out and be done already.


would to feel nice to come from a hard day at work and have your breasts massaged? Just have them gently kneeded like rye dough ready for the oven.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing

If you start your own spa, will ball massaging be on the menu?

I know it may be kind of odd to massage someone's balls, but if it's a girl, it would be ok. And they won't have to see the balls, they just have to massage them. Or could that be optional?

[luv]

Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.
Exactly. If a chick is rubbing your balls, it's not completely for your pleasure.

[luv]

would to feel nice to come from a hard day at work and have your breasts massaged? Just have them gently kneeded like rye dough ready for the oven.
Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

[Rausch]

Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

Likely cooking in the morning.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertalized?...

[blueballs]

Yes, it would. It would also lead to something else.

and that would be so wrong?

[luv]

Likely cooking in the morning.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertalized?...
Over-easy.

[luv]

and that would be so wrong?
No.

[Rausch]

and that would be so wrong?

Only for you.

Odds are your dimensions and measurements would be on CP in less than an hour after the act.

[Rausch]

Over-easy.

Good answer...

[blueballs]

Raush could really use a good ball massage
talk to your woman
women like to please

[Phobia]

If a ball massage always led to sex, I'd be humping morning noon and night.

[SPchief]

If a ball massage always led to sex, I'd be humping morning noon and night.


You rubbing your balls doesn't count.

[Phobia]

You rubbing your balls doesn't count.

Oh. What about scratching them?

[Reaper16]

Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...
ROFL
When opportunity meets inspiration we get gems like this. ROFL

[SPchief]

Oh. What about scratching them?


If you get humped everytime you scratch your balls, more power to ya.

It must be the big head.

[Demonpenz]

man....all i can think about is a girl grabbing my penis like a microphone and screaming "I WANNA ROCK!"

[Phobia]

If you get humped everytime you scratch your balls, more power to ya.

It must be the big head.

I'm just questioning the theory. It doesn't quite work that way around my house.

[88TG88]

Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling. Just roll them between your fingers. That's all we ask.

A happy man gets his balls massaged.


Thank you
Dude, you need to start playing video games or something. It might give u Something besides CBT to talk about.

[SPchief]

I'm just questioning the theory. It doesn't quite work that way around my house.



ahhhh, I misread your first reply.

[BWillie]

I don't think thats a fair assessment of how to please your man. Ladies, it's easy to please your man. Just follow 3 simple rules and you can't mess it up. You see all of these magazines about 100 ways to please your man in Cosmopolitan and it was written by some woman. There isn't 100 ways, that list is 3 things long.

1. Feed me, 2. F*** me, 3. Shut the hell up

End of story

[BigMeatballDave]

Just rub it out and be done already.
ROFL

[Easy 6]

Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...

:LOL: :clap: :LOL: :clap:

I'm next in line to heap praise on this post, one for the books Rausch.

[StcChief]

If you start your own spa, will ball massaging be on the menu?

I know it may be kind of odd to massage someone's balls, but if it's a girl, it would be ok. And they won't have to see the balls, they just have to massage them. Or could that be optional?

Yeah. call it the half - a - happy ending massage.

My suggest that to the MC massage therapist ROFL

[blueballs]

rubbing and a massage
are not the same thing
you poor bastards

[Rain Man]

I bought an automated one once, but it didn't work well at all.

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/images/std_img/72004.jpg

[Calcountry]

There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.That depends on whether or not your first name is Bill and your last name is Clinton.

[Easy 6]

rubbing and a massage
are not the same thing
you poor bastards

Oh take a deep breath blue, i cant speak for all...but i for one am glad your back.

[blueballs]

I promise I will not fart
but if I do
take it as a job well done

[blueballs]

Ladies don't be afraid
here have some practice

http://www.blueballs.ch/

[milkman]

I wonder how GoChiefs voted?

[blueballs]

For Gochiefs I should have added the
chocolate lab and peanut butter option

[Baby Lee]

I promise I will not fart
but if I do
take it as a job well done
ROFL ROFL

BB: Feerrrddd!!!!

BB's Girl: Why you're welcome.

[The Red Sea]

Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling.


I must be a hornier guy than most I suppose.
If my wife so much as accidentaly brushes her hand in any way barely even touching the front of my pants...it will eventually that day lead to sex!

[blueballs]

and scratch the taint

[blueballs]

spank them ever so gently