NFT Who Would You Rather Bone?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Of these two attainably hot chicks:

A) Jenna Fischer:

http://images.zap2it.com/20050726/nbctca05/048_jennafischer2_nbctca05.jpg

B) Kari Byron

http://www.joe-mammy.com/pages/features/kari-byron/skeleton.jpg

[Bowser]

Both. Duh.

If I have a gun to my head, I'll take Kari.

[wutamess]

I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!

[stlchiefs]

C, none of the above. Sorry Jenkins, neither does it for me.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

A

['Hamas' Jenkins]

C, none of the above. Sorry Jenkins, neither does it for me.

to each his own....fag


;)

[stlchiefs]

to each his own....Rump Ranger


;)

Sorry man, but I can/do do better on my own. If I HAD to choose I'd go A. That girl in B looks like a caveman to me in that pic (I'm sure the skeleton doesn't help).

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's why I labled them "attainably hot". It's their personalities that put them over the top.

[el borracho]

A
nal?

[Demonpenz]

jenna fitch is a bitch in real life. She plays a character in a show that had one or two nahh one good epsiode

[Bugeater]

I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!
She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

nal?

what's nal?

[BWillie]

After seein Blades of Glory, I would say I have to go with Jenna Fischer. She looks real good when Chaz was gonna boink her

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Me likey have sexy time with her

[Reaper16]

Jenna.

[el borracho]

what's nal?
ROFL Keep looking... you'll find the answer ROFL

[el borracho]

She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.
Kari doesn't like meat but I bet she loves the bone!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

jenna fitch is a bitch in real life. She plays a character in a show that had one or two nahh one good epsiode

How do you know this?

And I gotta disagree with you about the Office, although I can see how you'd either love it or hate it.

[Demonpenz]

How do you know this?

And I gotta disagree with you about the Office, although I can see how you'd either love it or hate it.

I had a small working role in episode 24 as dog pooper picker up guy.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I had a small working role in episode 24 as dog pooper picker up guy.

The one where Packer poops in Michael's office?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL Keep looking... you'll find the answer ROFL


It sounds funny from those two smilies but I would have no idea where to start looking.

[Demonpenz]

The one where Packer poops in Michael's office?


I don't know. I was actually joking. Athough picking up dog poop on national tv would be sweet. Right now it remains just a hobby

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I don't know. I was actually joking. Athough picking up dog poop on national tv would be sweet. Right now it remains just a hobby

Yeah, i know you were bs'ing, but I thought you might take it down an interesting road. Stories, true or not, are often funny on here.

[Bugeater]

It sounds funny from those two smilies but I would have no idea where to start looking.
Go back to post 9. Add 2 and 2 together.

EDIT: Actually, make that 1 and 3 together.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Go back to post 9. Add 2 and 2 together.

ROFL It must be late because I try not to miss those. The answer is A nal sounds fun too.

[Thig Lyfe]

JENNA in a heartbeat.

[Demonpenz]

Yeah, i know you were bs'ing, but I thought you might take it down an interesting road. Stories, true or not, are often funny on here.


I don't know i was trying to make a point that who knows what jenna
's real personailty is. SHe could be a tom cruse scientoligst. Keep that in mind. That she maynot be the same person like on the show.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I don't know i was trying to make a point that who knows what jenna
's real personailty is. SHe could be a tom cruse scientoligst. Keep that in mind. That she maynot be the same person like on the show.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt b/c we have the same alma mater. Hell, Baby Lee might know her. They were at the same school at the same time.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Pam.

[Demonpenz]

cmsu

['Hamas' Jenkins]

cmsu
Truman.

[splatbass]

I saw/heard Kari fart.
TURNOFF!

You didn't know that women fart? The hottest woman you have ever seen farts too. A fact of life.

[keg in kc]

You didn't know that women fart? The hottest woman you have ever seen farts too. A fact of life.Some facts I choose to ignore. Ignorance really is bliss.

[splatbass]

Some facts I choose to ignore. Ignorance really is bliss.

Maybe, but I wouldn't turn Kari down because she farted on TV.

[keg in kc]

Maybe, but I wouldn't turn Kari down because she farted on TV.What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?

[BigMeatballDave]

What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?Oh, a 'cupcake'?
ROFL

[luv]

If I were a guy, I'd probably choose B.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

B.


ehind? Meh, not as good as nal. I tried.

[splatbass]

What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?

That would just be rude.

[keg in kc]

That would just be rude.The question is, would you then turn her down?

[splatbass]

The question is, would you then turn her down?

No.

[Buns]

I would bone both. I saw Kari in Stuff or Maxim and she looked good.

[Silock]

Kari Byron FTW

[blueballs]

having never heard of or seen either before
and only the pictures to go by
they would seem to be the same person
or close enough to not matter

[el borracho]

ehind? Meh, not as good as nal. I tried.
utthole.

[shyguyms]

She's also a vegetarian. Major turn-off.

yeah me too if she wont eat my meat , count me out!

[Chief Chief]

Just by checkin' out the photos, it's quite obvious that Kari loves lotsa dem bones!

[Stinger]

:) Keri

http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/images/kari/06-kari_byron_shark_bikini_radio_belly.jpg

[crazycoffey]

What about if she lifted her leg and ripped a stinker while you were driving her home, and then used her hand to waft it up to you and asked what you thought of the vegetarian lasagne the second time?



I'd laugh my ass off, then give her a little cupcake right back, and if she could take that, then we would get along just fine. I don't like it when women act like they don't fart, it's fake.


I like having a pretty girl be real.


BTW, my wife and I do this in the car all the time....

[siberian khatru]

Jenna, instantly.

[FringeNC]

Jenna looks a lot better in photo shoots than she does in the show. The purposefully make her look a little drab.

[RedandGold]

Given the options, I'd definitely go for Jenna.

[Kerberos]

Anyone ever "REALLY" seen what Redrums Mom looks like? I would have to SEE her before I made a pick of either of these!

[Hammock Parties]

Sorry man, but I can/do do better on my own. If I HAD to choose I'd go A. That girl in B looks like a caveman to me in that pic (I'm sure the skeleton doesn't help).

Ah, now i really do believe you about St. Louis, lol.

Anyways, there is something about the mythbusters girl that makes me really wanna... i wont go any further

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

They're both cute as hell... but Kari is the love of my life. I should go back to a Kari avatar and sig.

[Kerberos]

Kari doesn't like meat but I bet she loves the bone!

Thats a SUCKERS bet just by looking at her pic

[TinyEvel]

I voted "neither" I'd rather just beat off to your mom. Again.

[StcChief]

NAL http://dmoz.org/profiles/nal.html WTF

[Baby Lee]

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt b/c we have the same alma mater. Hell, Baby Lee might know her. They were at the same school at the same time.
That I didn't meet/meat her and make her mah wife is proof positive the universe hates me.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Kari baby...

[convict1983]

A

I have never heard of or seen the other one. UGH she looks like she has a mean overbite.

[KcMizzou]

A

I have never heard of or seen the other one. UGH she looks like she has a mean overbite.
That's not a flattering pic. She's actually very cute. Geeky-cute.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That I didn't meet/meat her and make her mah wife is proof positive the universe hates me.

"God hates me that's what it is."--Roger Murtaugh

"Hate him back, it works for me."--Martin Riggs

sorry dude :(