SIMS GONE! To Tampa!

[dtebbe]

Traded for draft pick!

Cleaning house!

Just heard it on Sirius, they didn't give any details on the pick.

DT

[Phobia]

He'll probably blow up now.

[Mr. Kotter]

Link?

I swear I JUST changed my signature line too..... ROFL

[eazyb81]

huh? need more details.

[siberian khatru]

He'll probably blow up now.

To 500 pounds?

[ROYC75]

WOW !

[Stewie]

What round is the pick?

[tyton75]

Link?

[Stinger]

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTG Herm and Carl :clap:

PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

[RealSNR]

Official. Reported by kcchiefs.com

Chiefs Trade DT Ryan Sims to Tampa Bay
May 01, 2007, 1:45:53 PM


Kansas City Chiefs President Carl Peterson announced on Tuesday that the club traded DT Ryan Sims to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for an undisclosed future draft pick.

Sims (6-4, 315) played in 59 games (36 starts) in five seasons with Kansas City. He recorded 149 tackles (79 solo), 5.0 sacks (-22.0 yards), 36 QB pressures, an interception, one pass defensed, one forced fumble and one fumble recovery. He also played in two postseason contests (one start). The Spartanburg, South Carolina native started all 16 games in 2003, totaling a career-high 83 tackles (41 solo), 3.0 sacks (-13.0 yards), seven QB pressures, a forced fumble, one fumble recovery and an interception. He originally entered the NFL as the Chiefs first-round draft choice in 2002.

Sims saw action in 43 games (33 starts) as a three-year starter at North Carolina. He finished his collegiate career with 167 tackles (83 solo), 14.0 sacks (-87.0 yards), 28.0 tackles for loss, 11 passes defensed, 40 QB pressures and a fumble recovery. He was a first-team all-state, all-region and all-area selection as a senior at Paul M. Dorman High School in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

[tyton75]

Chiefs | Sims traded to Tampa Bay
Tue, 1 May 2007 11:56:19 -0700

Adam Teicher, of the Kansas City Star, reports the Kansas City Chiefs have traded DT Ryan Sims to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for an undisclosed draft choice.

[ROYC75]

Tampa was stupid, they could of had him ...... free.

[jspchief]

Anyone that claimed CP f*cked up the Green trade can now promptly stfu.

Anyone that can get a draft pick out of Ryan Sims deserves a little credit.

[Jenson71]

Who in hell would want him?

[tyton75]

beat me :)

Hicks gone Sims gone...


Is this Heaven?!?

[pikesome]

This might be the best day I can personally remember for the Chiefs. Dead weight falling off like fingers on a leper.

[Archie Bunker]

Nice work Herm. Send Wesley somewhere next.

[doomy3]

WoW.

[NY CHIEF]

Wow, we got a draft pick ROFL go carl

[eazyb81]

Tampa was stupid, they could of had him ...... free.

But then they would have had to compete with atll the other teams that wanted him....




ROFL ROFL ROFL

[L.A. Chieffan]

Holy Crap! First Hicks, now this.
This day will go down as one of the greatest in Chiefs History.
They should put this on that Chief Highlight dvd.

[Mecca]

The fact that we got anything for Sims baffles me. I now laugh in the directions of Tampa Bay.......of course Monte Kiffin is a great coach but it's Ryan Sims so I don't care.

[Phobia]

Man, I wish I had found out about this last month like the rest of the premium members.

[Ultra Peanut]

HOW

Tampa was stupid, they could of had him ...... free.They're stupid for wanting him in the first place.

[cmh6476]

PBJ PBJ

[carlos3652]

WOW! I am so excited... Not only did the D-line get better in the Draft, they just made it better through cuts and this trade!

Unreal!

[keg in kc]

If they got anything for Sims, then all the "King Carl" bitching needs to stop for a day, and we all need to bow down in reverence to the man as the genious that he is.

[Frazod]

Anyone that claimed CP f*cked up the Green trade can now promptly stfu.

Anyone that can get a draft pick out of Ryan Sims deserves a little credit.

Agreed. If Sims' worthless ass gets even a 7th rounder, then Trent Green is damn sure worth more than a 6th.

[BigRock]

WTF WTF WTF. Trading for Sims is like paying someone to kick you in the balls. Unreal.

[dtebbe]

Nice work Herm. Send Wesley somewhere next.

Like the sausage races in Milwaukee:

http://stopwatches.com/pix/race.jpg

DT

[Iowanian]

Even a 7th is more than I'd ever have expected....this fan assumed Sims would be cut and available for free every day on the packfan scale.

Hopefully its an undetermined pick based on playing time or something.

[chagrin]

I'll be watching him each week during the season, since we are forced to watch those hacks every Sunday. He probably will have a break out year, heh. Although his 41 solo tackles, 5 sacks isn't too bad

Trent Green's agent says that "any return to KC is not in the cards"

[keg in kc]

Hopefully its an undetermined pick based on playing time or something.F*ck that, hopefully it's based on every dozen donuts massacred.

[Warrior5]

Two duffel bags gone in one day, and we get a draft pick for Sims.

OUTSTANDING!!

[Spicy McHaggis]

Everytime I think Carl can't get any worse he goes and does something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!

A pick for Sims no matter the round is great.

[Sure-Oz]

I wonder how many krispy kremes we got back, probably just an empty box or a dozen. Props for whatever pick we get, even if it is the very last one next year.

[Ultra Peanut]

OHHHHH MY GODDDDDDD

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pLd-Bp-T3Q8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pLd-Bp-T3Q8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Phobia]

To 500 pounds?

I posted that purposefully to give somebody an easy dinger, but I'm somewhat serious.

We all know that a change of scenery can work wonders for players.

That dude could well go down to Tampa and fill Sapp's shoes. You never really know for sure.

[NY CHIEF]

Maybe we have to give tampa a draft pick to take his fat ass ROFL

[RealSNR]

Tampa was stupid, they could of had him ...... free.Exactly. This is like paying $2000 to get syphillis.

Oh well. Their loss, our gain :clap:

[MOhillbilly]

Anyone that claimed CP f*cked up the Green trade can now promptly stfu.



when did the green trade go down?

[bdeg]

Man, I wish I had found out about this last month like the rest of the premium members.
Score another one for Nick! ROFL

[kcxiv]

We can so afford to keep Trent and even start him if Croyle isnt ready. We cut alot of money from the books.

[dtebbe]

Like the sausage races in Milwaukee:

http://stopwatches.com/pix/race.jpg

DT

I fixed this...

[ChiefsFan4Life]

That is awesome!

It is something like this:

Person A: "Hey, I found this piece of dog sh!t on the sidewalk."

Person B: "Really? I'd be interested in taking that off your hands."

Person A: "I'm planning on setting it down soon for anyone to take."

Person B: "I'd be willing to pay you in the future to take that piece of dog sh!t off your hands right now."

Person A: "Done."

[bkkcoh]

Chiefs Trade DT Ryan Sims to Tampa Bay
May 01, 2007, 1:45:53 PM


Kansas City Chiefs President Carl Peterson announced on Tuesday that the club traded DT Ryan Sims to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for an undisclosed future draft pick.

Sims (6-4, 315) played in 59 games (36 starts) in five seasons with Kansas City. He recorded 149 tackles (79 solo), 5.0 sacks (-22.0 yards), 36 QB pressures, an interception, one pass defensed, one forced fumble and one fumble recovery. He also played in two postseason contests (one start). The Spartanburg, South Carolina native started all 16 games in 2003, totaling a career-high 83 tackles (41 solo), 3.0 sacks (-13.0 yards), seven QB pressures, a forced fumble, one fumble recovery and an interception. He originally entered the NFL as the Chiefs first-round draft choice in 2002.

Sims saw action in 43 games (33 starts) as a three-year starter at North Carolina. He finished his collegiate career with 167 tackles (83 solo), 14.0 sacks (-87.0 yards), 28.0 tackles for loss, 11 passes defensed, 40 QB pressures and a fumble recovery. He was a first-team all-state, all-region and all-area selection as a senior at Paul M. Dorman High School in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

[The Franchise]

I just talked to my friend who is a Buccaneers fan......and he's f'ng pissed!!! lol

[Ultra Peanut]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a piece of dog shit today!

[Eleazar]

Man, I wish I had found out about this last month like the rest of the premium members.

pwnt

[Tribal Warfare]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/giQp2s0Mtfk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/giQp2s0Mtfk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


time to break it down :rockon:

[StcChief]

Sims was #1 pick though getting anything is gravy.

Likley Conditional which means he gets perm injury and we get squat in 2008.

[Tribal Warfare]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7G1-IR2rrU"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7G1-IR2rrU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


Time to PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keg in kc]

Actually, with the leauge-wide struggle to find DTs, it's entirely possible that there was some bidding over his services. A lot of coaches think they can be the guy to fix a problem like Sims.

At least he didn't go to a division team and haunt us.

[noa]

Tip of the hat to CP. I would have never guessed we could get anything for one of our biggest busts in franchise history.

[Frazod]

Actually, with the leauge-wide struggle to find DTs, it's entirely possible that there was some bidding over his services. A lot of coaches think they can be the guy to fix a problem like Sims.

He's a lazy piece of shit. Is that really fixable?

[pikesome]

Actually, with the leauge-wide struggle to find DTs, it's entirely possible that there was some bidding over his services. A lot of coaches think they can be the guy to fix a problem like Sims.

Susan Powter couldn't fix that tub o' lard.

[DJJasonp]

That is awesome!

It is something like this:

Person A: "Hey, I found this piece of dog sh!t on the sidewalk."

Person B: "Really? I'd be interested in taking that off your hands."

Person A: "I'm planning on setting it down soon for anyone to take."

Person B: "I'd be willing to pay you in the future to take that piece of dog sh!t off your hands right now."

Person A: "Done."

The best analogy so far.......

[ZootedGranny]

First they draft Sabby Piscatelli, now they trade a draft pick for Sims. Not a good look for Tampa Bay.

[keg in kc]

He's a lazy piece of shit. Is that really fixable?I obviously don't think so. But apparently Tampa does...

[MOhillbilly]

Actually, with the leauge-wide struggle to find DTs, it's entirely possible that there was some bidding over his services. A lot of coaches think they can be the guy to fix a problem like Sims.

At least he didn't go to a division team and haunt us.


a hammer would fix him goooood.

[Ultra Peanut]

TAG TEAM BACK AGAIN CHECK IT DIRECT IT LET'S BEGIN (http://candycornisfunkyfresh.ytmnd.com/)

[Braincase]

I'm Braincase. Color me HAPPY!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Anyone that claimed CP f*cked up the Green trade can now promptly stfu.

Anyone that can get a draft pick out of Ryan Sims deserves a little credit.

He was traded for an 8th and 9th round pick. I think we got screwed.

[Frazod]

I obviously don't think so. But apparently Tampa does...

I think Chucky's lost his mind. But that's a good thing.

Perhaps we cut Hicks too soon. Maybe they would have taken him, too. :D

[svuba]

He was traded for an 8th and 9th round pick. I think we got screwed.


I would rather have the 9th Round draft pick...

[CoMoChief]

**** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

What a great Chiefs day.

[Reaper16]

This day is, in a word, joyous.

[alpha_omega]

Hicks...now Sims...today is a GREAT day!!!!!!!!!

[tiptap]

Sims has lost any support in KC. He needs a new surrounding and getting a pick and shipping him to the NFC works for me. The present situation is looking for numbers to rotate in that position.

[Eleazar]

Wesley too, and May 1 should forever be known as Carl Peterson Day.

[El Jefe]

Man I am happy to hear that, Sims and Hicks gone is good because it really shows Herm is getting younger and cutting unecessary salary expenditures.

[cdcox]

Dang. I just got my new authentic Sims jersey last week.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Dang. I just got my new authentic Sims jersey last week.
Holding out, eh?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Dang. I just got my new authentic Sims jersey last week.Trade it to Tampa. They'll likely get more production out of it than Sims himself.

[mcan]

Keep in mind this is after a pretty damning article about our lack of good defensive line coaching... Perhaps the Tampa bras is thinking that they can start over with him and they're essentially getting a 5th overall pick who, if he doesn't work out, they've wasted a 7th rounder, and if he does work out, they'll be getting a potentially awesome player for a 4th rounder. (Assuming it's a conditional pick).

If he goes to Tampa and is "coached" into a ProBowler or reaches his potential, it's time to clean house with our defensive line coaches.

But it's a happy day over here.

[trndobrd]

Carl must have used the big can of turd polish on this one.

"Uh..no he had injury problems....He has a huge upside....It's really related to kind of a thyroid thing....Well, he does have a work ethic....He was a first round draft pick, how can you go wrong?.....He just needs a fresh start.....He'll do better in the weather in Tampa....Draft picks huh? I suppose I could give up a 5th and....Oh, what picks do I want?....errr....well yeah, yeah, we want picks for him."

[trndobrd]

Keep in mind this is after a pretty damning article about our lack of good defensive line coaching... Perhaps the Tampa bras is thinking that they can start over with him and they're essentially getting a 5th overall pick who, if he doesn't work out, they've wasted a 7th rounder, and if he does work out, they'll be getting a potentially awesome player for a 4th rounder. (Assuming it's a conditional pick).

If he goes to Tampa and is "coached" into a ProBowler or reaches his potential, it's time to clean house with our defensive line coaches.

But it's a happy day over here.


Didn't Herm get rid of DV's old D-Line coach?

[htismaqe]

Although his 41 solo tackles, 5 sacks isn't too bad

That's 8 tackles and a sack per year.

[Lzen]

To 500 pounds?

What? I thought he was already 500lbs.

[chagrin]

That's 8 tackles and a sack per year.


Well, I wasn't saying that he was worht much at all, if anything - and if I misread the stats, oops. I thought they stated that he had 5 sacks and 41 solo tackles in 06...nevermind

[Lzen]

But then they would have had to compete with atll the other teams that wanted him....




ROFL ROFL ROFL

As funny as that sounds, it is true. You know there will always be another team that is willing to give him a 2nd opportunity. After all, he was a top 10 pick.

[NJ Chief Fan]

Im stunned. This might just make up for drafting Bowe.

[Rooster]

Wow.... Just wow... Bye Bye lard ass... The humidity in Tampa is going to kill him.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

LMAO, the Bucs have to be freakin' idiots. He won't last all of training camp. Oh well, we get a pick for him.

[kc rush]

Double checking the calendar...

Yup, it's May first not April first.


:clap: :bravo: :) PBJ WooWoo :rockon: :thumb:

I'm not sold on Herm as an X's and O's coach, but I appreciate him cleaning house.

[Mr. Laz]

good news ...... i hope it's a pick with some kind of variable in case that bag o' crap gets motivated.


it's the least Sims can do is turn pro bowler and get us tampa bays 1st round pick next year to replace the one we wasted by drafting him.

[Stinger]

http://bbs.buccaneers.com/showthread.php?t=140705


Great pickup. I liked him coming out of college, though his draft stock rose out of control and he ended up being a major reach at 6. He has talent, is still only 27 years old, and as said a change of scenery might just be what the doctor ordered for someone who had to deal with unrealistic expectations. He will make the team, and at 6'4" 315 lbs is the big DT we need for running downs.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Mecca]

A few of those fans act like it's the Chiefs fault he sucked........."Kc sucks with D players"

[siberian khatru]

Honestly, we'd be saying a lot of the same things if the roles were reversed. How many times have we said "low risk-high reward" for some castoff that we signed for the league minimum or traded some 7th-round pick for?

There's no way Sims was gonna succeed here anymore. He HAD to go. But I don't blame Buc fans for shrugging and saying, "Eh, why not?"

[doomy3]

How much cap space do we free up by trading him and releasing Hicks today?

[Lzen]

That's 8 tackles and a sack per year.


I think he was referring to Sims' best year of 2003 when he recorded 83 (41 solo) tackles and 3 sacks.

His career numbers are 149 (79 solo) tackles and 5 sacks. That equates to 30 (16 solo) and 1 sack per year. Which still sucks major balls.

[htismaqe]

Honestly, we'd be saying a lot of the same things if the roles were reversed. How many times have we said "low risk-high reward" for some castoff that we signed for the league minimum or traded some 7th-round pick for?

There's no way Sims was gonna succeed here anymore. He HAD to go. But I don't blame Buc fans for shrugging and saying, "Eh, why not?"

Exactly.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Good riddance, fatass. Enjoy the humidity in Tampa.

Here's a present from me to you. I'm sure you'll put it to use as soon as you hit town.

http://www.mapquest.com/directions/main.adp?do=nw&go=1&r=&aoh=&aot=&aof=&1a=&1c=Tampa&1s=FL&1z=&1y=US&1l=%2b9Kplk%2biKBXFZH%2bbQaEO3Q%3d%3d&1g=P6brJPWUhT433XQNW59UzA%3d%3d&1pl=&1v=CITY&1ffi=&1n=Hillsborough%20County&1qn=raymond%20james%20stadium&2a=3113%20W%20Kennedy%20Blvd&2c=Tampa&2s=FL&2z=33609&2y=US&2l=doRC4yqxc2f3jglau2Pg5Q%3d%3d&2g=7b3REu3QWt5De1KNIx4t3g%3d%3d&2pn=Krispy%20Kreme%20Doughnuts&2pl=813%2d872%2d8315&2v=ADDRESS&2ffi=1&2n=&2qn=Krispy%20Kreme%20Doughnuts&2qc=&q=krispy%20kreme&1pn=raymond%20james%20stadium&1sb=Raymond%20James%20Stadium%7c4201%20N%20Dale%20Mabry%20Hwy%7cTampa%7cFL%7c33607%7c27977750%7c%2d8 2505332%7c813%2d350%2d6500%7cUS&1qc=Stadiums%20Arenas%20%26%20Athletic%20Fields

[FD]

Merry Hicks-mas Everybody!

and Merry Sims-mas too!

[carlos3652]

How much cap space do we free up by trading him and releasing Hicks today?

4M-6M, Somewhere in the middle...

[Zman]

Love Herm or hate him he doesn't screw around. Way to go HERM!!!

[stlchiefs]

Like the sausage races in Milwaukee:

http://stopwatches.com/pix/race.jpg

DT

That picture is SO unrealistic. There's no way Wesley would be in the lead.

[stlchiefs]

Exactly. This is like paying $2000 to get syphillis.

Oh well. Their loss, our gain :clap:

I thought GoChiefs said it only cost $500?

[Reerun_KC]

Love Herm or hate him he doesn't screw around. Way to go HERM!!!


Tell me about it! GodD*mmit Herm... I still cant stand your worthless no coaching ass, but you sure can fix a f*cked up roster quickly...

Just imagine how good this team could be in a couple years if we had a Football Coach and not a personnel scout running the team?

[siberian khatru]

I wonder if Gruden contacted John Bunting for a scouting report.

[stlchiefs]

Carl must have used the big can of turd polish on this one.

"Uh..no he had injury problems....He has a huge upside....It's really related to kind of a thyroid thing....Well, he does have a work ethic....He was a first round draft pick, how can you go wrong?.....He just needs a fresh start.....He'll do better in the weather in Tampa....Draft picks huh? I suppose I could give up a 5th and....Oh, what picks do I want?....errr....well yeah, yeah, we want picks for him."

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
That's great

[Baby Lee]

You know, I may be insane, but I've had visions over the past year or so [maybe less] of KC giving Gallery a boost with a similar change of scenery. Most likely it's just post-Roaf psychosis.

[JBucc]

What a glorious day. GoChiefs this should put 10,000,000 points on your little Herm-o-meter thingy.

[Chief Chief]

Yeah, go ahead and revel in this glorious transaction..

BUT..just remember:

Next year, CP will be forced to make a decision on who to take when that draft pick comes due.. :doh!:

[htismaqe]

Yeah, go ahead and revel in this glorious transaction..

BUT..just remember:

Next year, CP will be forced to make a decision on who to take when that draft pick comes due.. :doh!:

He did just fine picking this year.

And last year too.

[kepp]

http://bbs.buccaneers.com/showthread.php?t=140705




LMAO LMAO LMAO
I like this one: "His career stats are poor. Maybe he needs a change of coaches? Probably won't make the team, only done to placate the board posters calling for DT's."

Apparently they run the whole Bucs organization from that board ROFL

[88TG88]

WOW CP FTW !!!!

[the Talking Can]

LOOK AT ME!

PBJ PBJ

I'M DANCING!

PBJ PBJ

LIKE A BANANA!


PBJ

OH YEAH, DO THE BENDER! OH AH....OH AH!

[the Talking Can]

JAM ON IT!

PBJ

JAM ON IT

PBJ PBJ

JUH

PBJ

JUH!

PBJ PBJ

JUH JAM ON IT!

PBJ

[Crush]

YES!!!!! Good riddance, you fat lazy POS.

[CupidStunt]

Nice work Herm.

Preach it.

People hate on Herm but the level of garbage he's getting rid of and the talent he's bringing in is insane.

Good riddance to Vermeil's trash.

[L.A. Chieffan]

We can let this thread slip too far away.....

Buh-bye

[Chief Chief]

Lots of people said he did just fine picking Sims, too...

I'd say he has about the same amount of busts as break-through players...

For the majority of his picks and free agent signings over the last 2 years (i.e., Pollard, Page, Croyle, Tyler, K. Smith, Boone, etc.), we can only wait and see how they perform as regular starters.

[Easy 6]

Without going through the entire thread, i have to say that all of this piling on is unwarranted...???...ummm...check that, i was thinking of Hicks...

...by ALL means, lets pile on this TITANIC of busts...'ol Chucky is REALLY gonna get red faced & upset now, he might just go after Cryan with a pair of scissors...

[Red Dawg]

I doubt anyone will bash Hern and CP the rest of this week. Hicks gone and we gotta draft pick for Simms? Not to mention the famous Bartee got cut. Great CUTS!

[rocks]

Hell Yes!! This is a Happy May Day!

[tonyetony]

I hope Carl at least gave Gruden a reach around. The Bucs deserve something for that trade!

[PastorMikH]

It better be a first day pick!!!








:) :)

I would imagine that the "Undisclosed" means that if he stinks as bad there as he did here, we won't get anything for him.

Do they at least absorb the cap hit for him now or do we still have to absorb some of the signing bonus?

[Hammock Parties]

Hicks, Sims and Bartee cut in the same offseason?

HERM IS THE FOOTBALL MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!

[Uncle_Ted]

Print em!


(I'm sure someone else already jumped on this, but hey, it's worth a repeat!)

[trndobrd]

It better be a first day pick!!!








:) :)

I would imagine that the "Undisclosed" means that if he stinks as bad there as he did here, we won't get anything for him.

Do they at least absorb the cap hit for him now or do we still have to absorb some of the signing bonus?


By all rights we should be the ones giving up the picks. I'll be happy if we get a fourth round beer and pretzel vendor.

[roscoe]

They traded Sims? What did they get in return, 2 cheerleaders and a hotdog vender?

[Direckshun]

They traded Sims? What did they get in return, 2 cheerleaders and a hotdog vender?
Welcome to CP. :D

[Tribesman]

Here's a few responses from a Bucs forum. They have no idea. ROFL

http://thecaptainsdeck.net
Re: Bucs sign KC DT Ryan Sims
« Reply #2 on: Today at 05:02:50 PM » Quote
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote from: 1diehardCaLibuc on Today at 05:02:50 PM
oh my god yes!! i cant wait till football season, we should take NFC SOUTH!!!

----------------------------------------------------------------------
agreed, our defense is shaping up really well

[KcMizzou]

That is awesome!

It is something like this:

Person A: "Hey, I found this piece of dog sh!t on the sidewalk."

Person B: "Really? I'd be interested in taking that off your hands."

Person A: "I'm planning on setting it down soon for anyone to take."

Person B: "I'd be willing to pay you in the future to take that piece of dog sh!t off your hands right now."

Person A: "Done."Perfect.


A+

[big nasty kcnut]

This was the finisher move we needed. corkscrew plancha off the top rope good.

[Rain Man]

I wonder if Ryan Simms is somehow related to Chris Sims.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

They traded Sims? What did they get in return, 2 cheerleaders and a hotdog vender?


That is a fantastic way for anybody to start their Chiefsplanet career. Nice post. Rep.

[BigMeatballDave]

Im stunned. This might just make up for drafting Bowe.Whatever. Bowe is an excellent pick...

Oh, nevermind, you're just stoned...
:rolleyes:

[SPchief]

I wonder what bucsgirl thinks of this?

[Chief Chief]

They traded Sims? What did they get in return, 2 cheerleaders and a hotdog vender?

Originally, yes, it was 2 cheerleaders and a hot dog vendor. But then, Gruden got smart and replaced the vendor with a parking lot attendant. He realized, of course, that he needed lots of qualified people on round-the-clock shifts to keep Sims well-fed.

[Jamie]

Here's a few responses from a Bucs forum. They have no idea. ROFL


From this site: "The only thing I'm concerned with is what round pick we gave up for him...here's to hoping it's a third and no more"

If we got a third rounder out of Sims the date of this trade might become a state holiday.

[jspchief]

From this site: "The only thing I'm concerned with is what round pick we gave up for him...here's to hoping it's a third and no more"

If we got a third rounder out of Sims the date of this trade might become a state holiday. Holy crap. Those idiots have no idea.

[Skip Towne]

Herm may not be much of a coach but he can damn sure take out the trash.

[Rausch]

*uuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpt-fuh-yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrg....ahhhhhh....*

[Brock]

From this site: "The only thing I'm concerned with is what round pick we gave up for him...here's to hoping it's a third and no more"

If we got a third rounder out of Sims the date of this trade might become a state holiday.

Ha ha ha. OMG.

[Eleazar]

"What's so funny? Sims played in the cover 2 last year. He's perfect for our system!"

[Bwana]

YES!!

[keg in kc]

Anyone heard anything about the pick yet?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Anyone heard anything about the pick yet?


It's worth more than Trent Green

[milkman]

A few of those fans act like it's the Chiefs fault he sucked........."Kc sucks with D players"

There may be some merit to that argument.

By the time that Herman ****ing Edwards came along, it was to late for Sims in KC.

An entirely new home may be what he needs.

[BigMeatballDave]

Anyone heard anything about the pick yet?Yes, Carl gets a free pizza...

[milkman]

They traded Sims? What did they get in return, 2 cheerleaders and a hotdog vender?

If the Bucs gave up cheerleaders then they gave up way too much.

Lord knows, the cheerleaders in KC match the quality of Sims production.

[kcxiv]

If the Bucs gave up cheerleaders then they gave up way too much.

Lord knows, the cheerleaders in KC match the quality of Sims production.
I would say the Cheerleaders had more production. Sims had 0 production.

[Easy 6]

I particularly enjoyed the quote from 'Calibuc'..."Were gonna take the NFC South!!!"... :rolleyes: ... & then on to Phoenix & Sacramento & Dallas & YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

Yep, Sims is the piece that will put'em over the top.

[Hammock Parties]

The last few days, this has really begun to sink in. Sims finally feels like the past. No longer a part of the franchise. It feels fat.

[bishop_74]

**snicker**

This is definitely better than seeing Thigpen arguments over and over.