Tickets - Kansas City Ballet

[Fish]

Kansas City Ballet Spring Performance (http://www.kcballet.org/performances_spring.html)

2 tickets, center balcony

Sat. May 5. 2:00pm

Lyric Theatre
1029 Central, KCMO

$15 per ticket face value. $20 for the pair.

PM me if you're interested....

[SPchief]

I hear that Eric is into things like that.

[Mr. Kotter]

Heh...too bad you can't delete this thread, Mr. KCFish. ROFL


JK, man....

er, well....kinda, anyway...

[Halfcan]

phag

will you be tailgating before-or are you afraid to get BBQ sauce on your pretty pink dress

[Bugeater]

I hear that Eric is into things like that.
He obviously didn't read that thread or he would've never posted this.

[Halfcan]

sorry my Tux is at the cleaners

[Halfcan]

can you post this in the Ballet forum please

[Fish]

Gargle me balls.....

I don't care who you are, if you've never experienced a professional ballet, you're missing out on something.

[Halfcan]

pay me $50 bucks a ticket and let me kick you in the nuts for buying them in the first place-and we have a deal

[Phobia]

I'll give $20 for two tix to the KC Buffet.

[Halfcan]

Gargle me balls.....

I don't care who you are, if you've never experienced a professional ballet, you're missing out on something.

ROFL

Now don't get your tutu in a bunch there Nancy-we are just pulling your tampoon a bit.

[Halfcan]

I am not Gay-but I love Ballet- Eric

[Fish]

I am not Gay-but I love Ballet- Eric

LMAO

yeah I missed that one...

[Halfcan]

I feel an Iowanian Poem coming to this thread very soon.

[Mr. Kotter]

Gargle me balls.....

I don't care who you are, if you've never experienced a professional ballet, you're missing out on something.

I'm glad you appreciate my work...

[Rausch]

Kansas City Ballet Spring Performance (http://www.kcballet.org/performances_spring.html)

2 tickets, center balcony

Sat. May 5. 2:00pm

Lyric Theatre
1029 Central, KCMO

Face value is $15.00 each. I'd take $20 for the pair.

Sadly, I'm unable to go. If anyone is interested, PM me.

[Halfcan]

wow sign me up Mr Kotter-looks like a great time

[luv]

ROFL

Now don't get your tutu in a bunch there Nancy-we are just pulling your tampoon a bit.
What's a tampoon?

[Mr. Kotter]

wow sign me up Mr Kotter-looks like a great time

Chicks dig sensitive ballet dudes. It's a sure thing, man.

[Halfcan]

Hey way to take my post out of contest there- ROFL people are going to think I am KC Fish or Eric now

[Mr. Kotter]

LMAO

yeah I missed that one...

Bullshit.

You posted in it.

Heh. Busted.

ROFL

[Halfcan]

What's a tampoon?

EXTRA BIG- for those heavy flow days

[Halfcan]

Chicks dig sensitive ballet dudes. It's a sure thing, man.

If it wasn't for all the gay dancing and lame boring music-it would probably be okay

[Halfcan]

Bullshit.

You posted in it.

Heh. Busted.

ROFL

ROFL Maybe Eric will go with ya Fish- then you can watch 300 or Gladiator afterwards.

[Mr. Kotter]

Gargle me balls.....

I don't care who you are, if you've never experienced a professional ballet, you're missing out on something.

Eric, KCFish, jAZ, TJ, Duhnise, and luv.....before the last show they attended:

;)

[Halfcan]

Hey way to take my post out of contest there- ROFL people are going to think I am KC Fish or Eric now

That was for Rausch btw

[Fish]

I've been informed by the sales team that the package now includes the following bonus gifts: A box of .44 ammo, 1lb. bacon, 2 country fried steak dinners with take-home gravy tub, a March 1992 Playboy, 1045 free hours of AOL, and a hand job from an ex-model (age undetermined).

[luv]

Eric, KCFish, jAZ, TJ, Duhnise, and luv.....before the last show they attended:

;)
Do you just not like me, or is it because I take it so well?

[Mr. Kotter]

I've been informed by the sales team that the package now includes the following bonus gifts: A box of .44 ammo, 1lb. bacon, 2 country fried steak dinners with take-home gravy tub, a March 1992 Playboy, 1045 free hours of AOL, and a hand job from an ex-model (age undetermined).

:spock:

No shit?

Damn, man....I'm in. :thumb:


ROFL

[Halfcan]

Gargle me balls.....

I don't care who you are, if you've never experienced sweaty man love, you're missing out on something.

I will take your word on it ballet lover-lol

[Halfcan]

Do you just not like me, or is it because I take it so well?

So you "take" it well huh?

[Mr. Kotter]

Do you just not like me, or is it because I take it so well?

The latter, of course. Duh.

Seriously. I've given up bagging on people who can't take it...they are just more grief than they are worth. I'm a slow learner, I guess. :shake:

Mostly anyway....heh. :p

[Fish]

:spock:

No shit?

Damn, man....I'm in. :thumb:


ROFL

I'm making an attempt to reach the target audience..... :D

[carlos3652]

Mr Fish,

Do you take paypal, im sure my wife would like to go... with a friend... heh

[Halfcan]

I've been informed by the sales team that the package now includes the following bonus gifts: A box of .44 ammo, 1lb. bacon, 2 country fried steak dinners with take-home gravy tub, a March 1992 Playboy, 1045 free hours of AOL, and a hand job from an ex-model (age undetermined).

nice try to come back-lol but your slippers are allready out of the closet.

This thread could run for days- Eric thanks you for knocking his gay thread off the front page though.

[luv]

So you "take" it well huh?
No better than I give it.

[|Zach|]

That would be a pretty cool event to see.

[Halfcan]

Mr Fish,

Do you take paypal, im sure my wife would like to go... with a friend... heh

Eric is that you??

[Fish]

Mr Fish,

Do you take paypal, im sure my wife would like to go... with a friend... heh

Yes

it's balletiscoollikesweatymen@aol.com

:)

PM me if you're serious....

[Halfcan]

No better than I give it.

So you don't give it good-but you can take it well?? :)

[luv]

I've never been to a professional ballet before. I think it would be cool.

[luv]

So you don't give it good-but you can take it well?? :)
No, I said, basically, that I take it no better than I give it.

[Halfcan]

That would be a pretty cool event to see.

yeah but I am saving back for a New Kids reunion

[Halfcan]

No, I said, basically, that I take it no better than I give it.

man you are confusing-lol :hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

No better than I give it.

er....eh....damn. :huh:

I'll see you guys in about 20 minutes or so....I'm gonna go visit "Dominatrix MILFs and the Pool Boy"....er...eh...it's part of some sociological research project I gotta do. Yeah. Um-huh. Heh.

[Phobia]

I've been informed by the sales team that the package now includes the following bonus gifts: A box of .44 ammo, 1lb. bacon, 2 country fried steak dinners with take-home gravy tub, a March 1992 Playboy, 1045 free hours of AOL, and a hand job from an ex-model (age undetermined).
So were you a model for the boys section of the Sears catalog or JCPenny?

[carlos3652]

I've never been to a professional ballet before. I think it would be cool.

I think my wife would too... thats why im interested, maybe it will show my romantic and spontaneous side :) ...

[luv]

I think my wife would too... thats why im interested, maybe it will show my romantic and spontaneous side :) ...
You should be REALLY spontaneous and take her to Plaza III afterwards.

Actually, the California Pizza Kitchen close by would be my choice.

[Halfcan]

I think my wife would too... thats why im interested, maybe it will show my romantic and spontaneous side :) ...

Eric will love it!!!

[Halfcan]

You should be REALLY spontaneous and take her to Plaza III afterwards.

Actually, the California Pizza Kitchen close by would be my choice.

Damm you read my mind that is where I was taking you the next time your in town. :)

[Mr. Kotter]

.....Actually, the California Pizza Kitchen close by would be my choice.

They serve grape Gatorade on tap there? :spock:

[luv]

They serve grape Gatorade on tap there? :spock:
I'm sure my date would hope so.

[Mr. Kotter]

Damm you read my mind that is where I was taking you the next time your in town. :)

"Moooooo......"

[Fish]

Halfcan... you're in denial..... know how I know?

Know how I know you're gay?


You've got 22 out of 51 of the posts in this thread.... Denial.......


Let me know when you want the tickets......

[Halfcan]

I'm sure my date would hope so.

I always keep a case of it in my trunk. Next to Fish's ballet slippers.

[luv]

"Moooooo......"
Okay, you can stop there.

[Halfcan]

Halfcan... you're in denial..... know how I know?

Know how I know you're gay?


You've got 22 out of 51 of the posts in this thread.... Denial.......


Let me know when you want the tickets......

and 30% are directed at Luv- so nice try sweetie

the rest are laughing at you pimping ballet tickets on a football site

[Mr. Kotter]

Okay, you can stop there.

That was directed at the former Mr. Moooo and the Hall of Classic thread....and not at you. Seriously.

Just to be clear. FWIW, I might be mistaken for a small Sumu Wrestler....so I'm in no position to bag on anyone. Heh. :banghead:

[Halfcan]

"Moooooo......"

wow that was utterly uncalled for-lol

[luv]

and 30% are directed at Luv- so nice try sweetie

the rest are laughing at you pimping ballet tickets on a football site
A football site where men have wives, and, heaven forbid, has women posters.

[Halfcan]

That was directed at the former Mr. Moooo and the Hall of Classic thread....and not at you. Seriously.

Just to be clear. FWIW, I might be mistaken for a small Sumu Wrestler....so I'm in no position to bag on anyone. Heh. :banghead:

why was Moo fat? sounds like a fat name :hmmm:

[luv]

That was directed at the former Mr. Moooo and the Hall of Classic thread....and not at you. Seriously.

Just to be clear. FWIW, I might be mistaken for a small Sumu Wrestler....so I'm in no position to bag on anyone. Heh. :banghead:
Oh, trust me. I know what they're directed at. No biggy.

[Mr. Kotter]

why was Moo fat? sounds like a fat name :hmmm:

I have no idea....but that thread is top shelf....heh. ROFL

[luv]

why was Moo fat? sounds like a fat name :hmmm:
Quite the opposite.

[Mecca]

If there was any chance of picking up some drunken chick at a bowling alley afterwards, Halfcan would go.

[Halfcan]

A football site where men have wives, and, heaven forbid, has women posters.

With a GAY thread allready on the front page..... yeah what was I thinking starting a dog pile.

[Mecca]

why was Moo fat? sounds like a fat name :hmmm:

I think it means he likes to suck on the teat........ask his mom er girlfriend.

[Halfcan]

Oh, trust me. I know what they're directed at. No biggy.

did Moo like ballet

[Halfcan]

If there was any chance of picking up some drunken chick at a bowling alley afterwards, Halfcan would go.

did you allready give your hair its 500 brush strokes for the night??

Who said they had to be drunk anyways-lol

[carlos3652]

Moo... he was only here for a short while... I think Luv killed him... deservingly (sp?) so...

[Halfcan]

Quite the opposite.

that would be a bean pole

[luv]

that would be a bean pole
Yeah.

[Halfcan]

Somehow Luv has stolen Fish's Ballet dogpile right out from under us.

[luv]

Moo... he was only here for a short while... I think Luv killed him... deservingly (sp?) so...
As far as I know, he's alive and kicking somewhere.

[Halfcan]

She should get the tickets for free.

[luv]

Somehow Luv has stolen Fish's Ballet dogpile right out from under us.
Kooter..errr...Kotter started it.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I saw a picture of that guy somewhere. I thought it was cool he took his grandma to his high school graduation with him. Wish mine had lived that long...............

[luv]

She should get the tickets for free.
Nah, no date.

[Halfcan]

Well goodnight Ballet lovers!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Well goodnight Ballet lovers!


You and your dick gonna go get your swogger back?

[Halfcan]

Nah, no date.

I see a pattern here-lol

[Halfcan]

You and your dick gonna go get your swogger back?

speaka da english pleeze :)

[Mr. Flopnuts]

speaka da english pleeze :)



cross thread humor.

[Halfcan]

you mean that Fish called me Gay after my 45 witty post to this future classic-thanks to me-lol

[Halfcan]

or that Mecca jumped in to get a shot while Fish had me down for the count?/

[Halfcan]

I saw a picture of that guy somewhere. I thought it was cool he took his grandma to his high school graduation with him. Wish mine had lived that long...............

I wonder if she put out-lol

[|Zach|]

:hmmm:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

or that Mecca jumped in to get a shot while Fish had me down for the count?/


You wanted to rename his thread about his gayness and I suggested "My dick and my hand got their swogger (swagger) back." It just wasn't funny I guess. That happens to me a lot. :)

[Halfcan]

almost to 100-damm Ballet is a hot topic

[Fish]

you mean that Fish called me Gay after my 45 witty post to this future classic-thanks to me-lol

Don't you have a Rush thread to nurse??

Sheesh.... callin me gay......

[|Zach|]

almost to 100-damm Ballet is a hot topic
Are you drunk?

[Halfcan]

You wanted to rename his thread about his gayness and I suggested "My dick and my hand got their swogger (swagger) back." It just wasn't funny I guess. That happens to me a lot. :)

ROFL missed it- it just doesnt apply to this Cool thread though

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Don't you have a Rush thread to nurse??

Sheesh.... callin me gay......


Whoa tiger. I'm staying away from the ballerina shit because you and I have a pact on the Rush. Don't make me go all Blades of Glory on you here. I'LL GET INSIDE YOUR FACE!!!!!!!

[Halfcan]

Are you drunk?

not more than Jared Allen right now

[Mecca]

People who like Rush can't call anyone gay...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

People who like Rush can't call anyone gay...


Says the man with the 4 layered hair. ;)

[Mecca]

It's not layered.......

[Halfcan]

Don't you have a Rush thread to nurse??

Sheesh.... callin me gay......

wow ouch, nice comeback slipper boy :) that was a real bitchslap

[Mr. Flopnuts]

It's not layered.......


Whatever you say there Joy Behar.

[Halfcan]

Says the man with the 4 layered hair. ;)

at least he uses girl products to keep it shiny and bouncy

[SPchief]

heh, this thread turned real quick.

[Halfcan]

It's not layered.......

Farrah feathered

[Mecca]

Whatever you say there Joy Behar.

Who?

[Halfcan]

heh, this thread turned real quick.

thanks for chiming in with Meccas hair quote at the bottom

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Who?


The old woman from The View. Her hair looks nothing like yours. I don't know wtf that came from. I'm just gonna go stand over here.

[SPchief]

thanks for chiming in with Meccas hair quote at the bottom


That's been in my sig for a couple of weeks now.

[SPchief]

The old woman from The View. Her hair looks nothing like yours. I don't know wtf that came from. I'm just gonna go stand over here.


You watch the view? NTTATWWT

[mikey23545]

When I was a youngster, you never had to worry about your children stumbling across a thread like this on the internet.....

[Halfcan]

People who like Rush can't call anyone gay...

dude people that DON'T like Rush LOVE the Ballet- and I think we know which side Eric, Fish and you are on.

[luv]

You watch the view? NTTATWWT
Yes, there is.

[Mecca]

He digs those womens shows...

[carlos3652]

So if you like rush and ballet, do they cancel each other out, or does it make you double the gay?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He digs those womens shoes...


FYP WAIT....F*CK

[Halfcan]

way to give them ammo Floppy-lol

[luv]

That's been in my sig for a couple of weeks now.
:eek:

I feel so unloved.

:huh:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You watch the view? NTTATWWT


I knew I opened a can of worms with that one. No. Not that ANYONE will believe me at this point. I'm fooked.

[Halfcan]

So if you like rush and ballet, do they cancel each other out, or does it make you double the gay?

Snakes and Arrows does not sound gay...... :harumph:

[luv]

So if you like rush and ballet, do they cancel each other out, or does it make you double the gay?
Neither make you gay. There's a difference in watching it and performing it.

[Mecca]

He's gonna tell us how he wants to bang Rosie.

[luv]

I'm fooked.
You're dreaming.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Neither make you gay. There's a difference in watching it and performing it.


Actually, watching it probably means you're tapping something special. I mean seriously, what guy would go to one of those if it wasn't all about the nookie?

[Halfcan]

This thread has turned ugly-better drop the pink curtain down on it.

[Halfcan]

Actually, watching it probably means you're tapping something special. I mean seriously, what guy would go to one of those if it wasn't all about the nookie?

a gay guy

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You're dreaming.


Nah. I'm married.

[carlos3652]

Anyways, for all those people in line wanting these tix... they are gone...

Thank you KC Fish, Ill see you tomorrow, and Im going to bed...

Night Crew... good night...

[Mecca]

Actually, watching it probably means you're tapping something special. I mean seriously, what guy would go to one of those if it wasn't all about the nookie?

Obviously a Limp Bizkit fan......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's gonna tell us how he wants to bang Rosie.


LMAO I got nuthin. I mean absolutely nuthin.

[carlos3652]

Actually, watching it probably means you're tapping something special. I mean seriously, what guy would go to one of those if it wasn't all about the nookie?

Limp Bizkit... The nookie... thats right the nookie...\

Mecca beat me to it...

[Mecca]

Snakes and Arrows does not sound gay...... :harumph:

That name alone sounds pretty gay......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Obviously a Limp Bizkit fan......


I'm diggin a REALLY big hole right now...............

[Halfcan]

He's gonna tell us how he wants to bang Rosie.

damm your curlers are wound tight tonight-lol

watch out for split ends

[Mecca]

Limp Bizkit... The nookie... thats right the nookie...

So you can take that cookie and stick it up your.......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That name alone sounds pretty gay......


You're the guy that has the gay puppet in your avatar there meatpeeker.

[Halfcan]

I'm diggin a REALLY big hole right now...............

yep way to bail out Fish and his GAY ballet tickets

[Mecca]

You're the guy that has the gay puppet in your avatar there meatpeeker.

He's eating babies.......

[Halfcan]

That name alone sounds pretty gay......

If you don't like Rock music-don't listen- Snakes is so far above anything out there it would knock the highlights off ya

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's eating babies.......


Pervert.........

[Mr. Flopnuts]

If you don't like Rock music-don't listen- Snakes is so far above anything out there it would knock the highlights off ya


LMAO

[luv]

Anyways, for all those people in line wanting these tix... they are gone...

Thank you KC Fish, Ill see you tomorrow, and Im going to bed...

Night Crew... good night...
Make sure you're wife tells you if she enjoys it, so you can tell us. ;)

[Mecca]

If you don't like Rock music-don't listen- Snakes is so far above anything out there it would knock the highlights off ya

Rush is pussified rock......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Make sure you're wife tells you if she enjoys it, so you can tell us. ;)


How you enjoyed it she means. In detail.......with pictures.

[Halfcan]

Anyways, for all those people in line wanting these tix... they are gone...

Thank you KC Fish, Ill see you tomorrow, and Im going to bed...

Night Crew... good night...

oh dammit to Betsy, gee willikers that really lays an egg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Rush is pussified rock......


You've always given me the impression that you're intelligent. I'll assume you're flinging shit with that statement.

[Halfcan]

Rush is pussified rock......

lol yeah right- Neil pounding the shit out of the drums is soo pusified- wow what a sissy

You realize you are on a thread about men in tights and slippers right?

[Mecca]

You've always given me the impression that you're intelligent. I'll assume you're flinging shit with that statement.

I'll say this it's not my cup of tea, anytime it comes on 98.9 me, my brother anyone I know we all react the same "oh god it's Rush turn it"

[Fish]

Snakes and Arrows does not sound gay...... :harumph:

Not gay? They couldn't have used any more phallic imagery than Snakes and Arrows...

well... maybe... Pickles and Cucumbers?

[luv]

How you enjoyed it she means. In detail.......with pictures.
Oh, just go download some pr0n.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'll say this it's not my cup of tea, anytime it comes on 98.9 me, my brother anyone I know we all react the same "oh god it's Rush turn it"


I can respect that. It's a Geddy thing for you non Rush fans. Pussified rock though? Forget the voice. The music? You know better.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oh, just go download some pr0n.


You were thinking it too. I just said it out loud. Don't be such a prude. ;)

[Mecca]

I prefer bands like Sevendust to Rush.......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Not gay? They couldn't have used any more phallic imagery than Snakes and Arrows...

well... maybe... Pickles and Cucumbers?


No matter how much you dislike pickles remember, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber.

[luv]

You were thinking it too. I just said it out loud. Don't be such a prude. ;)
I don't know what you're talking about.

[Halfcan]

Not gay? They couldn't have used any more phallic imagery than Snakes and Arrows...

well... maybe... Pickles and Cucumbers?

I don't think 1000 years ago when they invented the game Snakes and Arrows-they cared what a guy pimping ballet tickets thought.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I prefer bands like Sevendust to Rush.......


Nobody's perfect.

[luv]

No matter how much you dislike pickles remember, it is the only thing you can do with a cucumber.
I eat pickles and cucumbers. What do YOU do with them?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I don't know what you're talking about.


Another shining example of me being funny without being funny at all. It's a rather regular thing really.

[Halfcan]

You've always given me the impression that you're intelligent.


ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I eat pickles and cucumbers. What do YOU do with them?


Is there a white flag smilie?

[Mecca]

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That's way better than any Rush stuff...

[Halfcan]

I prefer bands like Sevendust to Rush.......

So you prefer bands heavily influenced by Rush than the real thing-yep makes sense. :hmmm:

Snakes blows anything they have ever thought of-right out of the water.

[luv]

Another shining example of me being funny without being funny at all. It's a rather regular thing really.
I was pretending to be innocent. Work with me.

[luv]

Is there a white flag smilie?
You surrender them? I'll let you keep them.

[Halfcan]

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That's way better than any Rush stuff...

ROFL yep if you only know 3 chords, play them fast and scream out of tune over them-works like a charm.

[Mecca]

You should probably listen to the whole thing......

[Mecca]

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[Halfcan]

well enjoy your ballet discussion- nite

Mecca don't forget to sleep proped up on pillows-don't want "flat" hair tommorrow.

[Halfcan]

You should probably listen to the whole thing......

rather rock out on some good music called Snakes and Arrows!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You surrender them? I'll let you keep them.


I don't think you're talking about my flags anymore.

[luv]

I don't think you're talking about my flags anymore.
I thought we were talking about cucumbers and pickles.

[Mecca]

I thought we were talking about how Sevendust is good while Rush not so much.

[Halfcan]

I thought we were talking about cucumbers and pickles.

you guys were talking about sucking dicks after the ballet-jeez stick to the topic will ya

[Fish]

Note to Self: Worst. Thread. Ever...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I thought we were talking about cucumbers and pickles.


Uh. :Lin:

[luv]

you guys were talking about sucking dicks after the ballet-jeez stick to the topic will ya
Flopnuts does that too?

[Mecca]

Cucumbers are pickles......

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Flopnuts does that too?


Uh. :Lin:

[Halfcan]

I thought we were talking about how Sevendust is good while Rush not so much.

panning Snakes without even listening

even non-Rush fans are saying it rocks!!

You must not like awesome Guitar, Bass, Lyrics, singing, and drums then.

Oh and cymbals, electronic percussion, tambourine, bass pedals, mellotron, 6 and 12 string guitar, mandola, mandolin, and bouzouki either.

[luv]

ROFL

[Mr. Flopnuts]

panning Snakes without even listening

even non-Rush fans are saying it rocks!!

You must not like awesome Guitar, Bass, Lyrics, singing, and drums then.

Oh and cymbals, electronic percussion, tambourine, bass pedals, mellotron, 6 and 12 string guitar, mandola, mandolin, and bookake either.

[Halfcan]

Note to Self: Worst. Thread. Ever...

ROFL actually it is getting better-your best one yet

should stay up front for days-lol

Best Ballet thread ever- and I mean that.

[Halfcan]

isnt that Bukakee- Mecca would know

[Mecca]

panning Snakes without even listening

even non-Rush fans are saying it rocks!!

You must not like awesome Guitar, Bass, Lyrics, singing, and drums then.

Oh and cymbals, electronic percussion, tambourine, bass pedals, mellotron, 6 and 12 string guitar, mandola, mandolin, and bouzouki either.

I don't like the 70's sound, and for anyone born when I was or after they know exactly what I mean by that.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Flopnuts does that too?


For this, I hope your next "partner" slips upon the next insertion.

[Halfcan]

Flopnuts does that too?

not when The View is on.



sorry had to

[Mecca]

isnt that Bukakee- Mecca would know

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

not when The View is on.



sorry had to


Quit referencing Mecca's unfounded accusations that I had something for Rosie.

[Halfcan]

I don't like the 70's sound, and for anyone born when I was or after they know exactly what I mean by that.

LOL 70's

This aint no Ted Nugent or Fleetwood Mac dude.

This is the next direction in Rock Music. Expect 50 copycats by the end of the year.

[Halfcan]

If you think The Main Monkey Business is 70's

Oh nevermind

[Mecca]

.......the fact that Rush even came back was enough to make me groan.

[luv]

If you think The Main Monkey Business is 70's

Oh nevermind
How many times are you going to go to bed? Geez, it's like my mom letting me go on the phone five times before I tell her that I'm going to let her let me go.

[Halfcan]

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that is better than the other videos at least

[Mr. Flopnuts]

.......the fact that Rush even came back was enough to make me groan.


I'll bet it did Liberace.

[Halfcan]

.......the fact that Rush even came back was enough to make me groan.

came back??? they never went anywhere dude, they have always been #1

[007]

Heh...too bad you can't delete this thread, Mr. KCFish. ROFL


JK, man....

er, well....kinda, anyway...
Hmmm, hey Phob, isn't this the guy with the interesting foot positioning in darts?

[Fish]

This is the next direction in Rock Music. Expect 50 copycats by the end of the year.

ROFL

OK.... new low point folks.... right here..... new low....

[Halfcan]

How many times are you going to go to bed? Geez, it's like my mom letting me go on the phone five times before I tell her that I'm going to let her let me go.

sorry Ballet is adickting

[Mecca]

came back??? they never went anywhere dude, they have always been #1

You should speak with people in my age bracket......

[Halfcan]

ROFL

OK.... new low point folks.... right here..... new low....

laugh if you want- but if it makes die hard fanatics say OMG this is fuggin amazing-the shit is good

[SPchief]

Quit referencing Mecca's unfounded accusations that I had something for Rosie.


You just have a thing for someone else on the View?

The old woman from The View. Her hair looks nothing like yours. I don't know wtf that came from. I'm just gonna go stand over here.

[Mecca]

Here's something I found on Rush.....

Actually Rush the Canadian Progressive rock band has got to be the most irritation crap i've ever heard.
Their first Album was straight out hard rock containing songs such as Working Man and Finding my Way.
I find this stuff much less offensive than what was to come later. There style than evolved or I should say mutated into a nausea inducing spiritual crap like Fly by Night or Closer to the Heart. Unlike Zepelin this bands attempt to get a medieval Tolkien sound ended up sounding like total bubble gum kitch.

If that wasn't bad enoght the lead singer who looks like a transgender witch ended up getting a Mullet in the eighties. He must be one of worst vocalists of all time with his trademark Yi-Ho -Yi.

They breifly tried to use synthisisers and give their crap music an updated new wave sound. In there Moving Pictures. They came up with boring irritating long songs like Tom Soyer that contain contain completely irrelavent stupid lyrics.

[Halfcan]

You should speak with people in my age bracket......

yeah I will at the Rush concerts I go to- the audience is younger every time. If you listened to Snakes all the way through-I bet you wouldn't be saying this silly crap. They are the best at what they do and nobody is even close.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You just have a thing for someone else on the View?


I'd hit it. :Lin:

[Mecca]

Halfcan is just a mark for the Rush mullet.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here's something I found on Rush.....

Actually Rush the Canadian Progressive rock band has got to be the most irritation crap i've ever heard.
Their first Album was straight out hard rock containing songs such as Working Man and Finding my Way.
I find this stuff much less offensive than what was to come later. There style than evolved or I should say mutated into a nausea inducing spiritual crap like Fly by Night or Closer to the Heart. Unlike Zepelin this bands attempt to get a medieval Tolkien sound ended up sounding like total bubble gum kitch.

If that wasn't bad enoght the lead singer who looks like a transgender witch ended up getting a Mullet in the eighties. He must be one of worst vocalists of all time with his trademark Yi-Ho -Yi.

They breifly tried to use synthisisers and give their crap music an updated new wave sound. In there Moving Pictures. They came up with boring irritating long songs like Tom Soyer that contain contain completely irrelavent stupid lyrics.


The English in that rant is college level easily. Where did you find this review? Some kid's blog?

[Mecca]

I'd hit it. :Lin:

That's not that bad for an old chick.

[Mecca]

The English in that rant is college level easily. Where did you find this review? Some kid's blog?

Here's another amusing one I found...

It seems every thread has a mention of Rush, ontopic or not, thanks to a number of hardcore Rush fans here. I generally respect other people's opinions, but rather than post to 15 threads about why Rush aren't very good, I'm doing it all here. Not because you're not allowed to like Rush, but because I don't want anyone buying any Rush albums because they get mentioned often here as a good band.

Don't be fooled, Rush suck. Rush suck a lot. They're fairly skilled musicians, but they were like the Tool of their day. They were painfully pretentious, and people only really liked them because they enjoyed being able to look down on people who 'didn't get' that Rush were like, amazing, man. Prog is the most horrible thing ever to happen to music, it was just an excuse to make really long, really monotonous songs with lame hooks recycled from Pink Floyd and Queen.

Speaking of, Rush were just Pink Floyd for those who thought Floyd were pussies. Stoner rock for those who hated hippies. Oh, and people who were really geeky. Because just about all Rush songs (all the ones people call great, at least), are about shit like elves and space launches and Ayn Rand. Like Weezer, but instead of mainstream pop detritus like comics and bad TV, Tolkein and the space program.

So beware Rush, they may be decent (hell, even great) musicians, but their recorded output is unoriginal and unlistenable.

And stupid.

[Halfcan]

Here's something I found on Rush.....

Actually Rush the Canadian Progressive rock band has got to be the most irritation crap i've ever heard.
Their first Album was straight out hard rock containing songs such as Working Man and Finding my Way.
I find this stuff much less offensive than what was to come later. There style than evolved or I should say mutated into a nausea inducing spiritual crap like Fly by Night or Closer to the Heart. Unlike Zepelin this bands attempt to get a medieval Tolkien sound ended up sounding like total bubble gum kitch.

If that wasn't bad enoght the lead singer who looks like a transgender witch ended up getting a Mullet in the eighties. He must be one of worst vocalists of all time with his trademark Yi-Ho -Yi.

They breifly tried to use synthisisers and give their crap music an updated new wave sound. In there Moving Pictures. They came up with boring irritating long songs like Tom Soyer that contain contain completely irrelavent stupid lyrics.

whoever wrote that needs to get out of his mama's panty hose and get with reality

synthisisers-lol don't run with them

So this is the Moron that is represtin YOU and YOUR generation- I would be proud!!

[Halfcan]

Halfcan is just a mark for the Rush mullet.

Nice one Curley Sue.

[Mecca]

Here's the best Rush thing I found.......

Rush Chalks Up Dismal Record Sales to Shitty Songs

TORONTO (DPI) - After more than 25 years of touring and recording, Canadian progressive rock band Rush realized this week that their albums don't sell very well because they suck.

"We used to blame our low record sales on music critics slamming us or thinking that most people aren't intelligent enough to appreciate us," said the band's bassist, Geddy Lee. "Instead, we've come to realize that the problem all along has been our shitty music."

Lee found a ready example from the band's catalog. "I mean, have you ever listened to any of our stuff?" he said. "Back in the '70s, we did a song called '2112' that takes up an entire ****ing side of an album. You could paint a room in the time it takes just to listen to that vinyl turd, and you'd be happier doing it. I listened to it last night, and man, it was painful to me -- and I ****ing wrote it."

Drummer Neil Peart agreed. "We also realized that none of our songs have any melodies," he said. "Ever hear somebody singing a song like 'This Land Is Your Land' or 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'? You can sing those songs because they have a melody line, a catchy tune. On the other hand, have you ever heard anybody on the elevator humming 'Tom Sawyer' or 'Farewell to Kings'? Not ****ing likely, because it's impossible to do. All of our songs are in ****ed-up time signatures like 5/4 or 12/8 or 17/6, or a combination of 'em all. Shit, I can't even tap my foot to any of our songs, and I'm a goddamn professional drummer."

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here's another amusing one I found...

It seems every thread has a mention of Rush, ontopic or not, thanks to a number of hardcore Rush fans here. I generally respect other people's opinions, but rather than post to 15 threads about why Rush aren't very good, I'm doing it all here. Not because you're not allowed to like Rush, but because I don't want anyone buying any Rush albums because they get mentioned often here as a good band.

Don't be fooled, Rush suck. Rush suck a lot. They're fairly skilled musicians, but they were like the Tool of their day. They were painfully pretentious, and people only really liked them because they enjoyed being able to look down on people who 'didn't get' that Rush were like, amazing, man. Prog is the most horrible thing ever to happen to music, it was just an excuse to make really long, really monotonous songs with lame hooks recycled from Pink Floyd and Queen.

Speaking of, Rush were just Pink Floyd for those who thought Floyd were pussies. Stoner rock for those who hated hippies. Oh, and people who were really geeky. Because just about all Rush songs (all the ones people call great, at least), are about shit like elves and space launches and Ayn Rand. Like Weezer, but instead of mainstream pop detritus like comics and bad TV, Tolkein and the space program.

So beware Rush, they may be decent (hell, even great) musicians, but their recorded output is unoriginal and unlistenable.

And stupid.


I love the references to bands that Rush influenced. Namely, Tool. FTR Tool is my 2nd favorite band. Do they suck as well? I guess I fit the mold for this douche anyway.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here's the best Rush thing I found.......

Rush Chalks Up Dismal Record Sales to Shitty Songs

TORONTO (DPI) - After more than 25 years of touring and recording, Canadian progressive rock band Rush realized this week that their albums don't sell very well because they suck.

"We used to blame our low record sales on music critics slamming us or thinking that most people aren't intelligent enough to appreciate us," said the band's bassist, Geddy Lee. "Instead, we've come to realize that the problem all along has been our shitty music."

Lee found a ready example from the band's catalog. "I mean, have you ever listened to any of our stuff?" he said. "Back in the '70s, we did a song called '2112' that takes up an entire ****ing side of an album. You could paint a room in the time it takes just to listen to that vinyl turd, and you'd be happier doing it. I listened to it last night, and man, it was painful to me -- and I ****ing wrote it."

Drummer Neil Peart agreed. "We also realized that none of our songs have any melodies," he said. "Ever hear somebody singing a song like 'This Land Is Your Land' or 'I Wanna Hold Your Hand'? You can sing those songs because they have a melody line, a catchy tune. On the other hand, have you ever heard anybody on the elevator humming 'Tom Sawyer' or 'Farewell to Kings'? Not ****ing likely, because it's impossible to do. All of our songs are in ****ed-up time signatures like 5/4 or 12/8 or 17/6, or a combination of 'em all. Shit, I can't even tap my foot to any of our songs, and I'm a goddamn professional drummer."


I like the Onion. So I'll just laugh at this one.

[Halfcan]

Here's another amusing one I found...

It seems every thread has a mention of Rush, ontopic or not, thanks to a number of hardcore Rush fans here. I generally respect other people's opinions, but rather than post to 15 threads about why Rush aren't very good, I'm doing it all here. Not because you're not allowed to like Rush, but because I don't want anyone buying any Rush albums because they get mentioned often here as a good band.

Don't be fooled, Rush suck. Rush suck a lot. They're fairly skilled musicians, but they were like the Tool of their day. They were painfully pretentious, and people only really liked them because they enjoyed being able to look down on people who 'didn't get' that Rush were like, amazing, man. Prog is the most horrible thing ever to happen to music, it was just an excuse to make really long, really monotonous songs with lame hooks recycled from Pink Floyd and Queen.

Speaking of, Rush were just Pink Floyd for those who thought Floyd were pussies. Stoner rock for those who hated hippies. Oh, and people who were really geeky. Because just about all Rush songs (all the ones people call great, at least), are about shit like elves and space launches and Ayn Rand. Like Weezer, but instead of mainstream pop detritus like comics and bad TV, Tolkein and the space program.

So beware Rush, they may be decent (hell, even great) musicians, but their recorded output is unoriginal and unlistenable.

And stupid.

another gem from an inbreed with a 6 grade edumacation

[Fish]

Oh, and people who were really geeky. Because just about all Rush songs (all the ones people call great, at least), are about shit like elves and space launches and Ayn Rand. Like Weezer, but instead of mainstream pop detritus like comics and bad TV, Tolkein and the space program.

So beware Rush, they may be decent (hell, even great) musicians, but their recorded output is unoriginal and unlistenable.

And stupid.

ROFL

Ding!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm going to bed. I feel like I've been bumrushed. Hardy har har. G'night ballet fans.

[Halfcan]

I love the references to bands that Rush influenced. Namely, Tool. FTR Tool is my 2nd favorite band. Do they suck as well? I guess I fit the mold for this douche anyway.

yeah like they really really suck a lot dude-like totally suck bunches and bunches even.

and their synthisissors suck too

[Halfcan]

I'm going to bed. I feel like I've been bumrushed. Hardy har har. G'night ballet fans.

yep I would love to argue music and hair care products with Mecca all night-but some of us have jobs

[Hammock Parties]

I'm going to a musical in a few weeks....but it's Monty Python, so I think I'm off the hook.

[luv]

I'm going to a musical in a few weeks....but it's Monty Python, so I think I'm off the hook.
Now THAT would be awesome.

[Hammock Parties]

Now THAT would be awesome.

Yeah. I'm taking my sister. :loser:

[luv]

What is a KC or OP zip code?

[Hammock Parties]

August.

http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/spamalot_tickets_ustour.php#

[luv]

August.

http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/spamalot_tickets_ustour.php#
Hmmm...it's in KC August 14-19. The Dolphins preseason game is the 16th. I'd say a can sense another little vacation coming on, but those are date activities.

[luv]

August.

http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/spamalot_tickets_ustour.php#
Holy crap! $56 for the cheaper ticket?

[Hammock Parties]

Mine were $35 apiece. Haha.

[luv]

Mine were $35 apiece. Haha.
I was considering going if I could find someone to go with me, but not for that price.

[Mr. Kotter]

Moo... he was only here for a short while... I think Luv killed him... deservingly (sp?) so...

:hmmm:

[BigRedChief]

I'll be going to Spamalot. I love Monty Python humor.

[Halfcan]

:hmmm:
:hmmm:

[Saulbadguy]

Wow, Halfcan is a bigger dumbass than I originally thought. How did I let 13k posts slip right by me like that?

[stevieray]

How many American rock bands have an ongoing 25 year career?

one? two?

nuff said.

[Frazod]

I'll be going to Spamalot. I love Monty Python humor.

I saw it with the original cast (Tim Curry as King Arthur, David Hyde-Pierce as Robin, and Hank Azaria as Lancelot) in Chicago a couple of years ago. It was exactly what you'd expect and a great time. Just like in Fraiser, David Hyde-Pierce stole the show. Curry was a bit flat, however, which surprised me.

Anyway, I have no idea who is starring in the show now, but I'm sure you guys will enjoy it.

And I've seen Rush in concert - Spamalot was far more entertaining. :p

[carlos3652]

Hey guys, I just called KC FISH, I feel like a douche, but my wife cant go, she decided to go out of town...

So I think these tickets are available again... again Fish, sorry for the bail out on this....

[convict1983]

Man, these threads go waaaaaay off topic, but thats probably a good thing since it was started about ballet.

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey guys, I just called KC FISH, I feel like a douche, but my wife cant go, she decided to go out of town...

So I think these tickets are available again... again Fish, sorry for the bail out on this....

You and Halfcan should go....together. ;)


:p

[carlos3652]

You and Halfcan should go....together. ;)


:p


:shake: Im feeling like a douche already, I dont want to feel worse... thanks though :)

[Halfcan]

Wow, Halfcan is a bigger dumbass than I originally thought. How did I let 13k posts slip right by me like that?

Same way everyone ignores your worthless dribble BadGay.

[Halfcan]

Hey guys, I just called KC FISH, I feel like a douche, but my wife cant go, she decided to go out of town...

So I think these tickets are available again... again Fish, sorry for the bail out on this....

LOL let the fight for tickets begin!!

[Fish]

LOL let the fight for tickets begin!!

You know you want them.... you've been thinking about it since last night haven't you?

You just can't leave it alone....

Let me know when you want the tix....

[Halfcan]

You know you want them.... you've been thinking about it since last night haven't you?

You just can't leave it alone....

Let me know when you want the tix....

You might PM Eric he might go with you.

[Halfcan]

Maybe Mecca-but he is probably washing his hair and getting highlights that night.

[luv]

C'mon fellas! Show your woman your sensitive, spontaneous, classy side! Buy these tickets and take her to the ballet!

[Jim Jones]

Sevendust and Rush both suck equally.

[Rausch]

Sevendust and Rush both suck equally.

Not even close.

Rush sets the tone for suck. Rush is to suck what Barry White was to poon-music.

Rush is the super-masive singularity at the center of a galaxy.

Rush made Paris Hilton cry in shame...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Not even close.

Rush sets the tone for suck. Rush is to suck what Barry White was to poon-music.

Rush is the super-masive singularity at the center of a galaxy.

Rush made Paris Hilton cry in shame...


Hail!!!!

[|Zach|]

Maybe Mecca-but he is probably washing his hair and getting highlights that night.
How many more pages will these tired jokes get strung out to?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

How many more pages will these tired jokes get strung out to?


:rolleyes: Sorry, a lot of us forget how annoying this is for all the "cool kids"

[|Zach|]

:rolleyes: Sorry, a lot of us forget how annoying this is for all the "cool kids"
I have no clue what you are referring to.

I just thought some people might have gotten tired of posting the same thing over and again?

[luv]

I have no clue what you are referring to.

I just thought some people might have gotten tired of posting the same thing over and again?
I wonder that a lot. You've been here longer than I have. You haven't figured out that no one knows how to just let something drop?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I have no clue what you are referring to.

I just thought some people might have gotten tired of posting the same thing over and again?


Well if they were, they probably would've stopped posting it. Why you felt the need to come in and question it rather than just moving along is what I don't understand.

[Halfcan]

I have no clue what you are referring to.

I just thought some people might have gotten tired of posting the same thing over and again?

You mean like Rush sucks on every thread?